Sunday, January 25, 2009
, 4:01 AM
oOOoooHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ITS CHYNESE DA NEWWNEWWYEArrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
N DENN
SHE
YESHYESH
SHE
DA CHANEL ALI
AWOKENN
WITT ENVISIONNS N DETERMINAYTIONS
SAYINGG
"AWHKAY 2OO DAYY MORNYNG I WAKE UPP I ROLLER BLADE AT EAST COAST"
"DENN AFTA ROLLA BLADE FININI I CANN GOO TRY WAKEBOARDYNG"
"DENN I SUNTANN"
"DENN I GOO PARKWAYY CUT HAIRR FYNAHLEE AT REDDS DEH"
( SINCE AHCCORDYNG 2OO VICKAAAAY REDDS STILL HAVE DEHH)
"DENN I GOO STARBUCKKS DEHH DA PARKWAYY CEE CEE"
"N DENN I GOO VIVOO BUYY NIKEE DA BIGGBIGG BAGG"
"DENN I GOO AMKHUBB SEEN TRYY PERSUADEE MA FTHR BUYY DICKEE BAGG"
"N DENNN I GOO MELACCA WITT FAMILAYY BYY KEROWPOKKS UDANGGS N BUBBLE GUMMS"
N DENNN
N DENNNNNN
N DENNNNNNNN
CHANELL ALI WOKEE UPP WITT DA
" AYAAAA SOOOO LAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYZEE ASS HEAVAYYY''
STYLEE
N DENN
SHEE
BEGANN FEEEEEEEEEELINGGG EVWEE COMFORTABERRL CORNERR OF HERR BEDDS
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKAKAKAKKAKAS
SYIOKK AHH SYIOKKKKKKKK
BUT DENN
SHE HUNGRAYY
SOO SHEE GOO KITCHENN TAKE 4OURR BREADD SPLATTER BUTTERN DEN MICROWAYVE IT 2WENTAY SECKONDS
DENN SHE YAWWN YAWWN GOO EAT IN FWONT OF COMP WATCHH
MAA LURVEYYDURVEYYS
MAA TAEYANGGGS
MAAA TOPPS
MAA SEUNGRSSSSSS
OOOOO WUNNZAHHFOOOOOOOL AHH
DA ABBS ALL HIGHH DEFF
JAWW HIGHH DEFF
TANN LEVEL VEDII HIGHH
NOO ARMPITT DEHH DA HAIRR
EYEBROWW ALL HAWWTHAWWT
OOOOOOO YESHH YESHHH
DEIRR CLOTHES OOSO DA HAWWT LEVEL BEDI HIGHH AHH
DENN MA TOPP
GAWWT SHADESS MANAY MANAYY
WHEECHH I WOULLLLD WILLINGLAYY BUYY WITT ALL MONEY NOTES N COINNS I HAVE AHH!!
BUTTT IF I MARRAYY HIM NOO NEED HORR
WEE CANN SHARE OURR SHADES 2GEDAGEDAA AHH!!
DENN WEEEEEEE LIVE HAPPILAYY EVAHH AFTAHHH!!!!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWLALALALA!!
DENN I WATCHH TEEVEE DA AMANDA BYAN SHOWW AH??
AT DA OKTOO DEHH DA CHNNL
WAHHWAHHWAHHH
I LYKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKLYKK AHH
MAA LONNDONN OHVA DEHH WITT OONE HAWWT HAWWT BLACKK HAIR MISTAMOTORBYKE GUYY AHHh!!!
N DENN I WATCHH GROOMM MA ROOMM
N DENN I WATCHH SUMM SCOOOPPIE THANGG
DENN DEYY SHOWW HOWW 2OO TIE SHAWWL U NOEE!!
BUTT ALL DA SHAWWL DEYY SHOWW SOO AWWBITTT
MINEE NIZERR
O CHANEL ALI WEARR SHAWWL SO SHEE NOO NEEDD SPENTT MONEYY ONN ALL HERR NECKKLACES WHEECH USUALLAYY RUSTT OONE WEEK AFTAHH BOUGHT/CONSTANTT USAGE AHHH!!!!!!!!!
BUTT DENN USE SHAWWL BEDI HAWWT AHH
I TINKK I TIE 2OO TIGHTT AHH??
BUTTT USE SCARFF/SHAWWL ON NECKK MAKE PICKCHAA LOOKK LYKK PROFFESSEEYONALL MOHDELLS AHH
SMMORE SCARFF ON NECKKS MAKEE UR JAWW LOOKK MORE HIGHH DEFF
WHEECHH CHANEL ALI OOLEDI HASSSS
YESHYESHHYESHH
N DENN
SHEE EAT LICORICE STRAWWBERRAYY
PLAYY AVATARRR
LIEE ON BEDD
NAPPNAPP
DENN
OPENN EYE
PLAY AVATARR UNTILL PISSEDD WIT DA CONSTANTLAYY KILLEDD CHARACKTERR
SHEE GOO READD
O YESHH
!!oHHMAHGAWWHRRDD!!
TWILIGHTT
DENN I BEGANN ENVISIONNYN DATT ROBERT PATT DA EYES N EYEBROWW STARYNGG AT MEE DENN ASKK MEE
'' ARE U SCAREDD??"
WAHHHH WAHHHHH
IF LYKK DAT HEE ASKK MEE
I CANN OHPENN MA EYEE BIGG BIGG DENN BLINKK BLINKK
DENN HEE MELTEDD AHHH!!
DENN I OOSO MELTEDD!!
DENN WEE MELTED 2GEDAGEDAA!!
DENN SDDNLAYY HEE SCOOOP MEE IN HISS MUSCELL HANDDS
DENN WEEEEEEEEEE FLYYYYYYYYYYYYY HIGHHHH!!
O WAITTWAITT
NAWWMALEE IF DRACULAAORVAMPIRE DEYY GAWWT USE DA BITEMEBITEME PHRASE HERE ZONT HAVE OOSO AHH!!
BUT DENNN SIANNN SEE 2OO MANAYY TINAYY FONTTS IN DA BOOKK
SOO NAPNAP AHGAINN
DENN CHANGE PSP GAMEE 2OO BEN1O WAHHHHHHHHH SOO NIZEE AHH!!
I CRACKKK DUNNOO HOWW MANAYY MILEEYONN LEVELLS AHH!!
SMMORE U TINKK DA GAME EAZAYY AHH???
SOOOO BLARRDAYY HARDD AHH!!!!!!!
U FALL ABITT OONI MUS RESTARTT AHH!!
DENN
SDDNLAYY AT DINNER TYMM
WHENN CHYNESEE HAVEE REUNIONN DINNER IN MA BLOCKK
GAWWT OONE LAYDEE IN MA BLAWWCKK FIGHTT WIT A GUYY
SOOOO LOUDD I CANN HEAR AT MA 12ELVE DA STAWWRAYY AHH!!
SHEE SCREAAMMM LYKK A SQUAKYNGG CHEEKENN AHHh!!
DENNN DA GUYYY SCREAAAAAAAAAMM BACKK AHH LYKKK WALRUSS AHH DA SOUNDD RESONATEEDD AROUNDD DA BLAWCKKS NEARRBY!!
SDDNLAYY I HEARDD CLINGGCLANGGS AHH!!
I TINKK DA LAYDEE TOOKK DA POTT IN DA KITCHENN AHH!!
DENN DA GUYY TOOKK SUM LADLE OR WAHTT AHH!!
DENN DEYY BANGGBANGG EACHH OTHAA WITT THOSEE KITCHENN CUTLERIES WEAPONNS AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
DENN DA ACROSS BLAWWCKK DA WHOLE FAMILAYY IN DA BUILDINGG INTENSELAYY WATCHYNGG AHHH EQUIPPED WITT VIGOROUS POINTYNGG AHH!!
DENN I OOSO WANN SEE BUTT DA THANGG HPPN UNDER MEE AHH!!
SMMORE I WEARYNGG DA HOUSEE BRAA SOO CNNT JUS DASHH OUTT N OPENN EYEE BIGGBIGG 2OO SEE AHH!!
DENN SMMORE I HAVERNTT CHARGE MA CAMERAHH DATT TYMM
SOOO IF GETT 2OO SEE OOSO NAWWT SYIOOKK CNNT SNAPP SNAPP AHH!!
AWWWWWWWWWWW SADDNESS
O BUTTT MA DETERMINAYTIONS ANDD RESOLUTIONS WHEECH I RCEIVED IN DA MAWWRNYNGG AHH ALL I NOO DOO HORRRRRRRRR??!???!??
NMMIND NMMINDD GAWWT 2MOLOLOLOOO
SINCE CHYNESE NEWW YEAR HAWWLEEDAY NONGNONGG OONE
BUTTT DA TYMM LYKK ZOOMZOOMM FASTERR THANN WENN IN SKEWWL IN GONEGONEE LESSONN AHH!!
SMMORE 2MOLOLO CONFIRMM SYIOKK OOSO
AFTAA DOOWIN ALL RESOLUTIONNS ANDD DETERMINAYTIONNS AHH
WAITT I CANN OHPENN DECKKCHAIRR
TAKKE OUTT TELESCOPE
ZOOMM MA CAMERAHH
DENN UNLEASHH MA SHADEES
DENN STARRE AT ECLIPSE AHHH
WHEECHH AHPPARRRRRRRENTLAYY CANN SEE IN SINGAPORE AHH
BUT DENN AHH
NAWMALEE WENN SINGAPORE GAWWT ECLIPSE SINGAPORE OOSO GAWWT RAIN SOO WAITT ECLIPSE BLANKETEDD BY RAINN DENN U CAHHNNAWT SEE DA DIFF AHH OF DA SUNLIGHTT CONDEETEEYONN AHH!!
O N YESHH YESHH
LASTT WEEEEEKK
CHANELL ALII SAWW
1OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMILEEYONNN
OOOO!!MYY!!DATSS!!SOOO!!INTERRESTANGGGGG!!
THANGGS AHHh!!
PICKCHASS UNVEILEDD SOONNN
AFTAAHH DA CAMERAHH IS
CHARGERRRRRDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
