Sunday, October 5, 2008
, 4:08 PM
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW LOOKKK ATTT DATT AFTTAA I GOO BUYY MA PURRPLELICIOUUS IPODD AHH I WILLL BUYY DEEZZ WALLPAYPERR PASTTE ATT DA WALL IN MAA ROOMM BEHYNDD MA ORRGANN DEHH AHH FOOOOOOOOOOHH CONFIRRM HAWWTHAWWTT AHH LYK BARRCODE OF MULTIICOLOURRRS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAYKES CHANELFISSALI ROOMM VIBWANTT N LONGYSHH WITT DA VERRTICLEE LINESS OFF IPODDNESS AHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOO!!! I WANN WANN ITT NOWWNOWW 2OOODAYY2OODAYY BUTT DEHHS DEEZ VULGARITAYY P**M* BLOCKKYNN MA WAYY AHHH!!
O DENN DENN I HAZIYAHH CHANELL FISS ALI AHH LYKK 2OO SHAREEEEEEEEEEE MA MUUZYCKK WITT DA WORRLD N NAWWTT RESERVVE IT SOLEELYY FERR DA EARPIECESS N MAA EARR OONI SOO I MUS BLASTT IT INN STEREEYOO ORR SPEAKKAHHS AHH BUTTT I WANN SPEAKAHHS LYKK MA COMPUTAHH OONE AHH GAWWT SPECIALL SPEAKAHH OONI FERR DA BASSSS OOSOO AHHH!! DENN DAYYYMNN HAWWTTHAWWWT AHH ALL DA SONGGS EVENNN MICHAELL BUBLEE SOUNDDS GEWWWD IN SPEAKKAHHS N STEEREEYOOS WITT XTRAA BASS SPEAKAHH AHHHHHHHHH!!
OOOOORRR MAYBEHH I GOOO BUYY ITOUCHH AHHH LYKK HUBBAYY LIANNII OONE BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT I TECHHNOOPHOOBYCKK WHOO DUNTT REEELI LYKK TOUCHH TOUCHH FERR NAVIGAYYTIONN BCOS WAIITT U MUS USEE DEEZ TINAYY FINGERR FERR DIS TINAYY BTTNN DENN IF URR FINGERR NAILL IS 2OOO BIGG 2OO POKE IT WILL POKE OTHHA BTTNSS DENN WAIT U MUS GOO BACKK BACKK N REDOOO AHHGAINN DENN WAITT U PISSEDD DENN U XPLODEEE DENN U TAKE URR ITOUCHH IN2OO BOTHH HANDDS N BWEAKK IT IN2OO 2WOO AHHH!!
DENN IN BUSS VEDIVEDII NOISAYY WENN I WANN SLEEPP GAWT PPLE COUGHH COUGHH LAAAA YAWWNNYAWWNN LOUDD LOUDD LAAA BLABBERRGABBERRGABBERR NONNINTERESTINN CONVERSAYYTIONNS LOUDDLOUDD LAAA SNEEZE LOUDDLOUDD SOOO IF I USEE DA PUREE USUALL EARPIECEE FER IPODD APPLE AHH MA EARHOLEE SMALL SOO CONFIRMM ITT WILL EAZILAYY DRAWWPP OFF AH DA EARPIECE FWOM MA EARRR DENN I WILL BEE XPOSEDD 2OO ALL DA NOISE N DINN AROUNDSTT WITHINN DATT BUS AHHH DENN CANNAWWT SLEEPP IN SYIOKKNESS AHH!! SOOO MUS USEE DEEZZ MA SONYY HPHONEE EARPIECE LYKK DIS WAHHHHHHHHHHHH LYKK DA SPEAKERRS AHH DIBUBUHKANN DI DALAMM BENAKK OTAKKUUU DENN LYKK DAA SPEAKERRS BLASTT DIRECKKTLY BSYDE MA EARR DATT MA EYELIDDS VIBRATEE N DA HAIRR MOVES LYKK BEINN STRUCKK BYY WINDD AHH!!
U SEEE U SEEE DEEZ TINAYY TINAYY THANGG GAWWT NAWWT OONI OONE SPEEAKKAHH INSYDEE BUTT GAWWT 2WOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! 2WOOO U NOEE BIGGBIGG SMALL SMALL WAHH WAHH WAHH HAWWTHAWWWTTTT AHH!! SOUNDD ABSORBTIONN FWOMM DINNS WITHINN A BUSS ALL WILL BEE CONFIRMMED AHH!!
O DEEEEEEEEZ OONE I DUNNOO WHYY DEYY PUT DA WORDD PRODUCKKT ON TAWWP DEHH WHYY WHYY?? CANN ENGRAYYVE AHH?? IF DEEZ OONE DA OONI OONE CANN ENGRAYVE CHANEL ALII NAYME AHH DENN DEEZ RANKKED 4OURR IPODD WILL FLYY N SOARR 2OO EIDDA RANKK 2WOO ORR 3REE AHHH!! DEEZZ OONE OOSO NAWWT BADD LILL BITT DEHLEECEEYOUUS BUTTT JUS IN CASE I JEHHLAKK ORR DA THANGG 2OO SILAUU XSPECIALLAYY WENN I WALKINN UNDAHH DA SUNN 2OOWARDS BUSSTAWP OR AHNYWHERE DENN SUNN REFLECKKTS ONN ITS SURRFAYCEE AHH DENN I NOO USE SHAYDES DENN DEEZ DAYYS SUNN GAWWT UV RAYYS AHH DENN FOOOOOOOHH CONFIRMM IT WILL REFLECKKT ON MA IPODD SURFAYCEE DENN MA EYE ABSORBB DENN I MUS GOO LASIKK AHHHHHH!!
OOO MAYBEHH PYNKKK PYNKK CANN AWAYKENN CHANEL ALII WENN SLEEPPAYY BUT OTHAA OLDERR IPODD GAWWT PINKK OSOO OONI DIS OONE BWIGHTERR OONI SMMORE IF I TAKE PINKK OONE 2ULANGG YANGG MERUPAKANN BIMBOOYANGSUKAWARNAABABIIIII ITUU WAITT CONFIRMM WILL YANKK ITT OFF MA FINGERRS SINCEE DA LURINN FACKTORR FERR DEEZZ PINKK WILL BEE STWONGERR FERR HERR AHHHHHH!!
RANKKED NUMBAHH OONE AHHHHHHHHH!! WENN U SEE IT FACEE2OOFACEE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH PURPLELICIOUS CAUSEE U WANNAA EATTT ITTT N MANAYYMANAYYMAAAANAYYY AHHHHHHH ITT CAUSES UR STOMACHH 2OO RUMBLEE IN HUNGERRR N MAKEES UR FINGERRRS ITCHH 2OO GRABB ITT N PUTT ITT UNDERR UR TEETHHH DENN LYCKKLYCKK?? AWWWWWWW NOONOOOO SOUNDDS ABITTT WRONGGWRONGG AHH BUTT DEEZ OONE DA COLOURR I NOO SEE INN OTHAA OLDD IPODD SOO I CONFIRMM AHH I WANN WANN WANNN PURPLELICIOUUS AHHHHHHH!!
MAA LURVEYYDURRVEYYYYS EVOKE DELICKACIEEES AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHH!!
RANKKED 2WOO IF PURRPLE NOO HAVE I TAKEE DEEEEEZ HAWWTHAWWTT BLUEE!! BUTTT I TINKK I GAWWT SEE DEEZ COLOOURR IN OLDAHH IPODD I TINKKTINKKTINKK!!
OOOO HAWWTT N SEXAYYYY IT WUNTT BWEAKK IN CHANEL ALIIS FINGGERRS AHHHHHH!!
RANKKED 3REE CHANELL ALII WILL TAKE DIS IF DEHHS NEIDAHH PURRPLICIOUS NORR BLUEEBLUEEHAWTNESS AHH!! DEEZ OONE I DUNNOO WHYY RMYNDS MEE OF MENTOS LIMEE MINTT I WANNNNA EATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT ITT AHH!!
CHANEL ALIIII
WALK WALKK
WENTT 2OO WHEELOCKKK
LOOKKED
GLANCEDD
TOUCHEDD
A BLACKK N PURRPLEE IPODD NANNO 4GEE
N DINNT NOE SHE LYKEDD ITT
UNTILLLLLL
SHE WALKKED OFF N REHLIZEDD DAT DA IMAGEE OF DA PURRPLE IPODD NANOOO 4GEE LINGERRS IN MA BRAINN N MATERIALIZES BEFORRE MEE EVWEETYMM SHE CLOSEES HERR EYELIDDS AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHEE WANN WANN WANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!
O HAZIYAH CHANEL FISS ALI WILL BUYY IT ON SATURDAYY
YESHYESHH!!
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
, 6:18 PM
SPEECH BUBBLES!!!!!!AUNTY GEE: EHH EHHH INI HAZIYAHH KERR NIII?????CHANELALi:O OOOFFF COOOS DENN WHOO??AUNTY GEE: HAZIYAHH LAWAA AHH LAWAA ( LAWA:REPEATED BERIBOO TYMS)AUNTY GEE 2OO ABANG HELMI: TENGOKK HAZIYAH DAHH LAWA DIERR LAWAAA!!ABANGG HELMI: MESTILAHH LAWAA TAKKAN LAA TAK LAWAA!!CHANELALi(CLAPCLAP): O ZERIMAKAZEHZERIMAKAZEH KAN MEHMANGG DARI DULUU O YAAYAA BLAABLAA!!-------------------------------------------------------------------------KAKAKK NOLA: HAZIYAHH I LYKK UR SPECKSS AHH VEDI NIZEE!! LYKK GAWWGGLE!!--------------------------------------------------------------------------MAMiZARA,AUNTiEGEE&MANYMANAYYMORE: HAZIYAHH U DIS HAIRRSTYLE VEDI GEWWD AH iLYK!!--------------------------------------------------------------------------SHAHRUDDINORSUMTHINNOPENDOOR&STAREBIGBIGEYE(IN AMAZEMENTT & SHAWWCK DUNNOO WHYY AHH): DOO I NOE UU??---------------------------------------------------------------------------
AYAAAAAA SLEEPP AHH SLEEPP AHHHH!!
MAYBELLINE&VOGUEE.DAA COLLAHBOWWRAYYTEEYONNNN AHH CLAPCLAPCLAPPP!!
IN DA HEATTT N SWEATTTPOURINN FORRHEADDS MOMMA BEGANN SPEEKINNN GREEKKLANGUAGEE WHILEE MAAA AUNTYY SIGHEDD N BABBLEED IN SPANISHH WUNNZAHHH OF HEATT IS SOOO POWWWWWWDAHHFOOOL AHH!!
AWWWW JUS LOOOKK AT DATTTTT DAAA MAYBELLINE MOHHDELL AHHGAINN GLOWWYNN AMIDSTT DA BLANKETTYNN BLACKK BLACKK DARKK DARKK NIGHTT AHHHH!!
LOOOKK AT DAA EYEEES OOOOOO CELESTIALL GOLLDDDHEARRTT AHHH!!
O WHYY BOTHAA CLEANINN DA ROOOOM ITT LOOKS BETTAHH WENN OFF LIGHHTT SOO WENN PPLE CUMM JUS OFF LIGHTT AHH LYKK BEHHLOWWW!! O SAWRRY MA HUSH PUPPY PANTIES IS XPOOOOSED AHH XDXDXD!!
NOOO HUMAN BEINGG WOULD NOE A LOCALL HURRICANEE CAME WRACKKING HEREE WENN CANDLELIGHTT LAMPP IS FLASHEDD ONN N MAINN LIGHTT IS FLASHEDD OFFF N BOOOMBOOOMBOOOM HOWWWWWTELL AHHHHHHHH!! O WHEREE DIDD MAAA MANAYY MANYY BIGGBIGG PILLOWWS FLEWW OFF 2OOO AHHH???????
NOTE!!NOTE!!NOO CONTACKT LENS NOO COLOURED LENNS WERE ADORNED N OOO MAAAAA SEXAYYY NOSEE AVAILABLEEE ESCORTEDD BY A SHADOOOOWWWWWWWW!!
DEEZZZ IS JUS LYKKK DATT LAWWWLEEPAWWWP POSTTAHHS WENN U WANNN LAWWLEEPAWWPP 2OO BE BOUGHTT N DEEZ MAYBELLINE MOHDELLS POSEE 2OOO DPICKTT HOWW DELICIOUS DA LAWWLEEPAWWP CUISINES AREE AHH!!
IMMM SOOOOOO TALLLL DATTT MAAA FEET LOOOKKS SOOOOOOOOOOO SERRRRMALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OOOOOMEEMEEEMEEMEE!!
teeetHH CHEETT CHATTERRRRS WENN U SEE DIS V-O-U-G-E1oO% NONNEDITED PIC= DA MAYBELLINEE MOHHDELLLLLLL!!
WENN U SEEE DEEZZ AHRABBYCKK EYEES STAYRINN AT U UU WILL DEFINYTELYY NOE DATT DEEZ EYES AREE FWOM ARABB AHH!!
DAA REFLECKKTIONN REVEALLLED DATT LURKKS BENEATHHH DA PURPLE BAJOOO!!!!!
SEEESEESEE CHANEL ALI SOOOO GEWWD SHE TOOK PICKCHAA OF NYONYAA WITT WUNNZAHFULLAYYY NYZEENYZEE SYDEE BACKKGROUNDD OF GWEENARAYYY O AHNYWAYY U NOE MA BAJUU DA WHITE WHITEE CLOTHH IN DA HOLEE ISNTT A SINGLETT AHH!! ITTS A IDUNNOO WAHTTS IT CALLEDD A LININN ORR THINN THINN WHITE CLOTHH 2OO PWEVENTT ANAYY XPOSUREE O AHNYWAYY BENEATTHH DATT WHYTEE CLOTHH OR LININN CHANEL WORE A TRUUUUUUE LILL MISS GWEENN TEEEE AS MANN CANN SEE AHBOVEE WAHHTT!!
O DAA HAIRR IN DA EVENINN HAS OOLEDII LOOSE 2% OFFF ITS CHARMEDD AFTAA BEIN BATTEREDD BY SUMM MONSOOONNN WINDD AHH!!
OMEEEGAHHWWRRD CHANELL ACHIEEVED DA GEWWD HAIRR DAYY CHANELL ACHIEEVED DA SHINAYYREFLECKTYVEE FRINGEE DERYVEDD FWOM REBONDYNN BUT DEEZZ HAS NOOO REBONDYNN TREATMENTT ONN ITTT NOWWWWWWW!! O BUTTT DATT PINKKGWEENBLUEE WAS DA OOOREEGEENALL SHAWWL ARRAYNGEMENTT UNTILL SUMOONE CAMEE SNATCHHED ITT YANKKED ITT OFF N REPLAYCED IT WITT A WOOLLYY WOOLLY SHAWWL IN MA AIRRCON ROOMM.WHEECH.i.LYKKKED.LYKKEDD YESHH LYKKEDD AHH!! UNTYLL I STEPPEDD OUTT OF MA HOUSEE DENN GAWWT NOO AIRRCONN N STARTEDD WALKYNN HERE WALKYNN DEHH N DCOVERRYNN ITTS LYKK A SKUNKKS TAILL WRAPPED AROUNDD UR NECKK AHHH!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFF COOOOOS CHESSSS TAYBLEE N CHAIRRS IN VOID DECKKK ALLL SUMMS UPP 2OOO DA EPITOMEE OFFF BAWWWWRRRDOMMMMMMM WENN U AWAITT FERR DA TOYOTAA ARRIVALL 2OO CUMMM PYCKK U UPP N DEPORTT U 2OO ANOTHAA DESTYNAYYTIONN AHH!!
DATT SHAWWWWLLL WOOOOOOOOOHHH SOOO HAWWTHAWWWTHAWWWWWWWWTT AHH!! BUTTT LOOKK ATT DATT LIPPS ITTS REDDREDD AHHHHH!!
MAA EYELINERR IS BLUUUEE SOO MAA EYEBROWW GAWWT NOO PENCILLLPENCILLL CARRVEDD 2OO MAKE DARKERR THANGG AHHH UNLESS U SEE SUM BLUEEBLUE BUT DEHHS NOO BLUEE BLUEE N ITTS BLACKKBLACKK N DARKK DARKK HERE AHHH!!
WENN CHANELALI HASS EYEBROWWS SOOOOOOO NONGNONGG IT CASTS SHADOWWS UPONN MA WINTERRWEARR SHAWWLL AHH!!
NOTEE ONCEE AHHGAINNN!! ALLLL DEEEZZ ARRE NONNNNN EDITTED AHHHHHHHHHH!!YESHHH!!I REHPEAAATT AH!! NONN EDITTEDD AHH!!
FACEEE LILLLLLLMISHHHHPORRCERRRLEEEEEEEEEEEEIINN!!
O I WASS STRAPPEDD AROUNDSTT DEEEZZ WUNNZAHHFULLL SHAWWWWWWWWWLL FWOM WINTERRWEARRR WHEECH REHSULTEDD IN ITCHYNNN N SWEATYNN NECKK WUNNZAHHFOOLL AHHH!!
NOTEE!!PLEEEEEZ!!NOTEEE!!DEEEZZ IZZZ NONN-EDITTED AHH!!
A LITTTLEE OF DA HAIRRR A LITTTLE OFFFF DA EYEE N CHANELL OOLEDII FEEELS HIGHHHH N WANNS 2OO DOOO DA TRADEETEEYONALL MAHLAYY WAYYYYYYYYYY!!KIPASS COMEE COMEE KIPPPPASS!!
O WENN DA HAIRR IS SLOOOOOOOOOOOWLAYY DONE DENN DENN DENN CHANEL ALII REVEALL 2OO U DA BACKKGROUND OF DATT BAJUUU DATT POLKAADAWWT O DUE 2OO WUNNZAHHFOOOOL PROMOO CHANELL ALI STAYEDD IN SKEWWL STAYEDD AT HOME STAYEDD EVWEEWHERE WIT DEEZ WUNNZAHHFOOOLL PAPERR FILLED WITT NUTHANGG BUTT WORDS N WORRDS O SOO SOOO SOOOO CHANEL MOMMA N POPPAAA DCIDED 2OO GOO 2OO JOHORR AHLONE WITOUTT CHANEL SINCEE CHANEL DUNTT READD ON ANYTHANGG WITT WHEELLS EVAHH SINCE SHE WASS TOLDD BY AN OPTRICIANN IN PWIMARAYY SKEWWL DATT READINN IN CARRS IS BADD FERR EYES AHH!! O SOOOOOOO MA MOMMAA CHOSE DEEZZ WUNNZAHFOOOLLLL POLKAA DAWWTT WITOUTT CHANELS REHLIZAYTIONN O DENN ITTTS A COMPULSORAYY THANGG DATT WEE AS HUMAN BEINNS CELEHBWAYYTINN HARI RAYAA FERR DA FIRSTT DAYY OUGHTT 2OO WEARR SUMTHANGG FWESHH OUTT OFF DA SHAWWP FERR DA FIRSTT TYMM A NVAHBEENADORNEDD CLOTHE SOOOOOOO CHANELL WORRE DA POLKAADAWWT N ITTS FRIGGINNN COMFORRRRRRTAHHBERRLL XSPECIALLAYY WENN DEHS WINDD N WINDD GAWWT TRAPPEDD IN DA SLEEVEES N PURRPLE SKIRRTT N IT BILLOWWWS HERE N DEHH OOOO CHANELL FELLTT NAYYYYYYYYKEEDDD AHHH!! LYKK THERESS NOO PIECE OF THREADD ONN CHANELLS SKINN LYKK DATT AHH!!
WENN CHANEL ALIII STOOOD B2WEEENN A FANN N AIRCONN ATTEMPTYNN 2OO COOLLDRYY MAA DRYPPINNSOAKIN CONDITIONEDDSHAMPOOOOOOOOEDD BUBBLEGUMMED SMELL HAIRRR WITTT OMEEGAWHHHRRRD LIPGLOSS IS DATTT WAHHHTT?????
O YESHYESHH DAT WASS BEFOREE DA HAIRRR DA EYEE AND ALL WEREE REFINEDD N RESHAYPEDD AHH!!
OOOO YAAAAA
DEEEZZZ
CANN OOSO BEE PWEZENTTED 2OO
THOSEE WHOO AREE APPARENTLAYY
GRAHH
DOO
WAYY
TYNGGGTYNGGS AHH
AS A MOMENTOOOO
SOO DATT WENN WEE TOKKTOKK ON FONEE
U CANN STAREE ATT DEEEZ PICC N ENVISIONN MEE FACEE SPEAKINN 2OO U FACEE 2OO FACE
SINCEE MA FTHRR DISABLEDD MA VIDEEYOO CALL WATTTT!!
YESHHYESHH!!
SAYY ITT I NOEE U CANTT HELPP ITT!!
U LYKK I NOEE U DOO I NOEE U DOOO!!
FERR CHANELL ALI IS CONCERRRNN FERR YEWW!!
AWWWWWWWWWWLALALALALLAAAAA!!
