Sunday, October 28, 2007
, 3:41 AM
GWOUPIEEE POSTTT WILL BEE ARRIVIN COMPLETEE WIT LMTD EDITEEYONN PICXX NAWWT AVAILABLEE IN FWENSTAA AHH BEECOS OFFF SUM SKINN XPOSUREE AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AFTAA I CHANGEE BLOGGSKINN N INSTALL MILLEYYONNS MOREE MP3REE AHHHHH HEREE!! OOOO MAYBEEE MUS BUYY DATT SONY MP4OURR OR OONI DA EARPIECEEE???? MP4OURR??3REE??PIECEE??EARR??
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
, 4:16 AM
MANUSIA!!MANUSIAA!!SEKELILING YANG MENYAMBUTTT HARI RAYYAAA!! CHANEL DA BWAINNN JUICEEE FINI SQUEEZEDD GOO IN OUTTT UNTILL DUNNOO WAHTTTTTTTTTT OOLEDI THEREFOREE SHEE DOWANNN GOOO PLANN FER ANYY JALANN RAYAA CANNNNNNNNNNNNNN?? ZERIMAAA KAZEHH ZERIMAA KAZEHHH!! U PLANN PLANN IF NOO PLANN PLANN NOOO JALANN JALANN IF GAWWTT JALANN JALANN I GOO PLANN SUM SUMM DENN WEE BERRAYARAYA 2GEDAAGEDAA LORRR!! CANN AHHH 39INE LISTED BELOWWWWW!!( PASTTPASTTENTRAYY AH!!)dA IDEEYAA OF STAYINN SUMWHEREE NONGGGNONGGG iS iNDEEDD VELI VELIVELIVELIVELIVELI SUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKiEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!MILENiA?? VELIIIVELIIIVELII DA ATTWACTEDD!!!!! POLYYY??? ATTWACTED NOT 2OOO COURSE BUT 2OOO HUMANN BEINGGS AHHHH XCPT FERR ALL THOSEE ** COMM. COURSESS AHH BUT WAITT MUS SEE iMM FACEE TAKKKKKKKK PAYAHHHHH CANN GO BUSINESS AHH CANN SEE DAT O!!O!! SHARIFF AHHHHH!! ORR DESIGNN SEE ALYPHH BUT O NOOO NOOOOO HE YEAR2WOOOOVERALL AHHHHH!! = SUCKiESUCkKiE OOSOOOOO O!!O!!O!! IFF FAINTT DEN GAWWT NUTHANGG WRONGG BUT DOCTAA ASKK GOO TAKE 4 OR 5IVEE MONTHS HAWWLEEDAY TWIPP NYWHERE DAT NEED 2OO TAKE AEROOPLANEE EQUIPPED WIT AEROMAATHERAPAYY AWWWWWWWWWHHH AWWWHHHH AWWWHHH DATTT IS WATTT WEE CALL MENARIKK LAHHH!!!!!!
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
, 4:16 AM
I TOLDDD YEWWW DA JACKETTT HAWWTT HAWWWTT AHH NOWWWWW AHH DA CAPP BELAPUKKKFADEDDCOLOURR HORR!!!!! MUS FINDD NEWW OONE AHH!!  MUSSS FINDD NEWW CAPP CONFIRMM AHH!!!!!  ILYKKKLYKKKKKKKKKKKKEVENTHOUGHHNOOTEETHHSHINEESILAUU!!   LOOKKKUPPP!!SENGGETT!!BENGETTT!!CWISSCWOSSS!!WAHHHHHSOOOOHAWWWWWWWWWTT!!  LOOKKUPPP!! STWEETCHH HEREE!! STWETCHHH DEHH!! OONCEE AHHGAINN WAHHH HAWWTT HAWWTT XCPTTT FER KUMBANGGG DATT FARNEEE EYEBROWW LYKK KENAA ELECKKTROCKKUTEDD AHH!!  U SEEEEE DATT TANNEDD HANDDDDDDDS OONE!!  U SEEE DATT RAISEDD TANNEDD HANDS 2WOOOO!!  I SEEEE CHEMISTRAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY VIAAA HANDD SIGNALSSS N GLANCINNN DOWWNNN ON PAPERR TERRSIPUSIPUU!!     DEHHH DEHHH!!!!! I SAYY OOLEDII WAHTTTTTT!! DAA HAWWRIZONTALL LINES NOO EFFECTT U SEE DA SIDE DEHH AHH!!  DIS OONEE LYKK DEODORANTT ADVERTT AHH WENN DEYY CHECKK WEDAA ARMPITTORUNDERARMS DEHH WETTWETT BUTTT IT HAS BEEN VERIFIEDD DWYYYY AHH HEREEE!!  (SCROLL DOWWN UNTILL FONT SIZEE SHWINKXX N CHANGES 2OO BLCKK COLOURR AHH BCOS GAWWT SMMORE THANGG AHH!!) CIKGUUSAID(NAME)= DUNNOO HOWW 2OO MARKK PAPERRS AHHH!! (3DOTSDOWWN)THEREFOREEE,HECKKKCAREEHIMMLORR!! YESTADAYY AHH!! - IN SKEWWL I DEECOVER I SLEEPAYY OONI IN SKEWWL N NAWWTT SOOOO SUNGGUHH DA SLEEPAYY WENN WANN PAYY THANGSS BOUT 2OO BE BOUGHHTT IN DA CASHIERR AREA AHH!! - OUTTDOORS AHH WAHHHHHHH FIRST TYM CHANEL GOO WIT 2ULANGG SINCEEEE NOOBODAYY AHH IS AT TAMPINES PROXIMITAYY WITTT LINKAGESS FWOMM YISHUNNN DEHH AHH N OONI 2UULANGG AHH MEANS 2WOO PPLE U NOEEEE 2WOO PPLEE OONIIIII!! FIRSTT TYMM SHE GOO SHAWWPPIN 2WOO PPLE OONI AHH IN UNIFORMM AHHHH SMMORE AHH!! BUTTT BAHHHGUUUUS LEHHHHHHHH!! CANN CHOOSEE CLOTHES WITTT NOOO KEKECOHHANN BWAINS SMMORE NOO NEEDD GETT STUCKK N MUAHAHAHAHAH DATT MAKEEUP SECTEEYONN HORRR O BUT WEE NOO GOO ESPWIT ALL LYKK NAWWMALEE I GOO SHAWWPPIN ALL AHH WEE BOTH GOO ISETANN WAHHHHHHHHHHH DEYY RENOVATED ISETANN AHH NIZEEENIZEEE LYKKK ORCHARDDMALL DEHH AHHHHHHHH!! SMMOREE AHH I BOUGHHT MA BEHHLOVEREDD FIRSTTYMMGAWTT-TIPIS-THINN AHH DA JACKK-KETT WIT HOODD SMMORE AHHHHHHH!! BILLABONGG SMMOREE STWIPEE2 AHHH!! NAWWT OONI DAT AHH MEE N 2UULANGG O ACCHULI 2UULANGG FIRSTT AHH GOO DEECOVERR OONE DRAWPPBOMBB NEWWS AHH!! DENN WAITT KENAA PLANN2 FERR FURTHER INVESTEEGATEEYONN 2OO BEE CARRIED OUTT AHHH!! DENN MA SISTAA AHH GLANCEDD N XCLAIMEDD AHH !!WHY YEWW BUY WIT HAWWRIZONTAL LINES???? CHANELL DID NAWWT EVENN REALIZEE DAT OONE HAWWRIZONTAL LINES AHHH BEECOS DAT OONE AHH WENN USEE IMMEDIATEE SLIMM EFFECT OOLEDI CONFIRMEDD AHHH!!!!!!!! DENN SMMOREE AHH GOO SHAWWPPIN WIT 2UULANG SUNGGUHH DA BAHHGUUS U NOEE BEECOS AFTAA STANDINN LYKK STATUEE AHH FER DUNNOO HOWW MANAYY HOURS ON DA SAMEE SPOTT 2OO PWEZENTT AHH DENN NOWW MUS WALKKK CROSS COUNTWAYY DA DISTANCEE AT TAWWP SPEEDD BUTTT CNNTT BWEAKK IN2OO A RUNN U NOEEEEEE!! WAHHH WAHHHHHH 2OODAYY I WOKEE UPP AHH MAA LEGGG SLIMMERR DA MUSCLEE CONTWACTT HEREE DEHH BUTTT VISIBLEE AHHHHHHHHH!! - WAHHHHWAHHHHHWAHHHHHHHHHHHHH U NOEE PWEZENTT AHH DEYY WANN PWEZENTTT IF WANN MAKE US PWEZENTT DEY CANN NOO NEEDD BERIBUU CAWWMMENT IN HOWW MUCHH AN ANGLEE YEWW STANDD HOWW SLOUCHINN HOWW STWAIGHTTT N HOWWW STATEEYONARAYY YEWW AREE NAWWTT?????WENN KENAA DOO DATT I FEEEELLL N SYMPATHIZEE FERR ALL THOSEE CONCRETEEECONCRETEE THANGS AHH LYKK STATUEE DEHH ALL AHH MADEE OF HARDD CLAYY DUNNOO HOWW DEYY CANN TAHANNN AHHH NAWWTTTT ACTIVATINN N FURTHERR ENHANCINGG UR BLOODD DA CIRCULATEEYONN BY MOOVINGG EVEEN MILIMETREE AHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, October 21, 2007
, 2:13 AM
SHITFiLLEDDLiST AHHH1) WENN CAMEL ASK 2OO REDOO I&R WAHHHHH FWIGGGINN SIANNINGG OONE AHHH WANN READD MOREMANDELATHANGG CANN SLEEP NOWW NOWW?? I SAYY NOWW I MEANN NOWW N I WANN IT RIGHTT NOWWWW??2) I SEE DIS NEWW ORANGEEBLCKK SKINN SOOOO MANAYY DA TYMS I TINKK I WANN FINDD NEWW OONE BEECOS 2OO SIANN WIT DA SKINN AHHGAIN OOLEDIIII3) DAA DWIVE 2OO GOO JALANN RAYA DIMINISHH BEECOS DA MANDELAWORDINNSMACKHEREDEH SO WENN MA FAMILAYY WANN GOO JALANJALANN DA DWIVEE2OO PUTTT EYEEDECORATORXX LOWEREDD UNTIL WEN GOO OUTT LYKK YEST DENN DEECOVERR GEREKK 2OO BOOTT!!4) WENN JALANN RAYAA SMMOREE??5) WENN GOOWIN 2OOO GOO SHAWWPPIN REGULARLAYY LYKK EVWEE-EVWEEE-EVWEEEEEEEEDAYY LYKK LAST TYMM AHHGAINN??6) WENN HAWWLEEDAY CUMIN??7) WENN DEYY GOOWIN DEEMOLISHH YJAYY??8) DOOO STEWWPID I&R 1-5PM STILL GAWWT OONE SENTENCE OONI SHOOSHOOO MARRFARNNEDD O WAITTT WAITTT CANN SAY NOTT CANN CANN?? WHOOOO WANN GIVEE DAMNN BOUT ALL DIS WEIRDISHHLAYY DOUBLEE ALPHABB. WORDDS PW LAAA IR LAAA SMMOREE GOTT WATT??9) I WANN GOOO OUTT O NOONOOO CNNTT MUS SITT IN FWONTT OF COMPP DA SCREENN GLARINN AT MEE UNTILL STONINGGG AHH!!10) I BEELIEVEEEE N BELIEVEEE DAT BILLABONGG JACKK-KETT I WANN BUY OOLEDI SOLDD OUTT IN ISETANN TAMPP.MALL AHH!!11) NOOO NIZEENIZEEHAWWTHAWWTT BLOGSKINNS12) !!FWIGGINNFONELESS AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!13) MODESS OFFF COMMUNICATEEYONN LIMITED OONI 2OO COMPUTAA SOO DAT OONE ENCOURAGEE MEE GOO MSNN CHATT2 MOREE UNTILL SIANN WIT DATT NUDGELESS AND WINKKLESS MSN AHHH!!14) STEWWWPID LEFTT EARR BLOCKKED PISSPISS PPLE HERE DEHH AHHH!! DAA JAWW DAMMNN LOCKKED AHH BEECOS OF BLOCKKED EARRR ACHINN SMMORE AHH!! HOWW 2OO EATT N CHEWWOFF ALL THOSEE HARDD CHEWWAYY N STWETCHAYY CHEEKENN SKINN AH???15) MANDELAA NAWWT HAWWT AT ALL THEREFORE DAT OONE NAWWT NEWW DEE-COVERAYY16) WENN DIS STEWWPID EARR N JAWW NOO ACHEEACHEE NYMOREE AHHH???SPOILL MOODD GOO OUTT OONI WENN U TINKK OF ALL DA CWISPAYY N CHEWAYY MOUTTHH WATERR SALIVAA DROOLIN FOODD U MUS EATTT CONSISTENTLAYY WITT ACHINN EARR!!17) CIKBAD'S HOUSEE DA BIGGSCWEEN TEEVEE DAMMNNSYOIKK WATCHH YEST DA ARSENAL VERSUS ULUNAME MATCHH AHHHH SMMORE CANN WATCHH DATT WEIRDHEADNAME FIBRE+GAS TWIPP PPLE OOMOS KENA YELLOW CARD ISSITT KENAA?? I DUNNOO I TOKIN 2OO MA CUZZIN AHH DAT TYMM DENN I TINK MA AUNTAY OOSO GOOWIN BACKK DAT PARTT NVAHH SEE AHH!! OOO BUT DA GOALL NIZEE AHH NIZEEEEEE!! DAT NIGG-GERR-ROWW AHH WAHHHHH HEE SHOOTTT DAMMNN STRAIGHTT DAT BALL GOO WOOSHHWOOSHH AT DA SIDEE AHHH SPINN NON STOPP SMMORE DEN DA GOALIEE PYSEHHH AHH BEECOS HE FALL DOWWN 2OO DA SIDE AFTAA BALL PASS HIMM AWWHHH AWWWHHHH!! OOOO DA FIELDD NIZEE SMMOREE LYKK WANN SLEEP DEHH LYKK DATT U SEE DA COLOURR AHH WAHH WAHHH I TINKK CARPETT GWASS UNLYKK SINGAPORE OONE AHH LOOKK LYKK DUNNOO WATT DESERTT AHH!! U RUNN HEREE DEHH WAIT GOTT MINI SANDDSTORMM AHH IN DA ENDD SANDD BLANKETT YEWW DENN BALL LOSTT AHHH!! O DIS OONE IS SHITTFILLED OOSO BEECOS MA UNCLE DAA HOUSE AT JURONGG DEHH DENN MA HOUSEE NOO DIS BIGGSCWEEN SMALLER TEEVEE WATCHH SOCCERR NAWWTT GERREKK LANGGSUNGG AHH!!18) WENN PPLE CUMM MA FTHRR ASKK DOO MT PWACTICE SIAOOO AHH U TINKK GAWWT NUTHANGG BETTAA 2OO DOO DENN STARDEESTARDEESTARDEE AHH GOO POLYY AHHH MASSCOMM OR DUNNOO WAT COMM U NOO NEED STARDEE SUM CALCULATE DIS DATT DENN GOO BACKK OOLEDI AHH!! SOOO SUMTYMSS AHH DIS SUGGESTEEYONN WILL BEE IGNORED SINCEE WHOO WANN IGNOREE PPLE WHOO COME HOUSE OONE AHHH???? EVWEEBODAYY GERREK OUTSIDEE U MARFARNN INSIDEE AHH!! O BUTTT SUMTYMS SEE MANDELA FACEE I SUNGGUHH DA SLEEPAYY SOOO AHH I MAHHLASS WAN LAYANN THOSE WHOO CAME BUT BLANKETT WIT DA GUILTAYYNESS BEECOS I EVWEETYM SMS SMS N LAYANN DEMM U NOEE SMMORE MA MOTHERR DOWAN TELL DEYY GOO HOME OONE DENN NVAHH SALAMM THIONGGTHIONGGTHIONGGGGG!!19) WENN WILL MEE FTHR BUYY DAT FLORESCENTT 8EIGHTT LIGHTTBULBS N SAMSUNGG LCEEDEE HEE SAYY WANN BUYY AHH????? CAKAPPP BERANGINN TANPAAA BERAKSIIII SAHAJAAA O CARPETT GOTT BERAKSII AHH LUCKAYY THANGG MA MOTHERR INSISTT DENN GET 2WOO CARPETSS FASTT2 N 2GEDAGEDAA AHH!!2o) OOOO I MP3REELESS AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! NOOO SONGG CANN STOREE IN MA MP4OURR!! NOOO SONGG CANN BEE STOREDD IN MA SONAYY MP3REE!! DENN MA FONEE HOSPITALIZEDD AHHH FERR OONE DAYY AHHH!!!!!!!!!21) MA FATHERR INSISTT GOO REPAIRR FONE DENN SINCE DATT BEHHLOVERED SONYY ERICSSON K850i HAVERNTT EVEN ARRIVE IN SINGAPOREE AHH I AGREE AHH SKALII ILURBB MA NOKIAA AHHGAINN AHH DENN CNNT BUY HOWW HOWWWW?? IF LYKK DATT IF PPLE STEALL FONE OR MA FONEE SCWEENN CRACKK IN2WOO 2WOO OR MORE PIECES DENN CONFIRMM CANN BUYY GWEEN FONE BUT IF BOTH OF DATT HPPN CONTACTT LIST VIDEEYOO N GALLERAYY ALL KENAA DISAPPEAR OONE AHHHHH!!22) CHRIS BROWNN DA REMAININGG SONGG SOOO SIANNN OONE AHH SOOOOOO SLOWW AHH LYKKK DA YOUU YOUUU SONGGG DUNNOO HOWW MANAYY TYMS HE REPEATT DA YEWW AHH!!23) ITSS BEENN A SUNGGUHH SUNGGGUHHH SUNGGGGGGGGUHHH NONGGG TYMM MA FINGERRS NAWWT XCERCISINN N XPOSEDD 2OOO SMSMSMSMSMSINGG AHHH!!!!!!!!!24) MA FTHRR SOOO MERRREEEYYPEKK AHHHHHHH WHOOO MAKEE RULE DATT WENN U STARDEE OR DOO ANYTHANGG WORKKRELATED AHH CNNTT ONN MUZICKKK AHH??????1 NAWWT SHITTFILLED THANGGOOOOO LIANNI MAA HUBBAYYY ZWANKKYEWWW AHH ZWANKK YEWW MAA DURRHHLANGG AHH YEWW SAVEE ME FWOMM SHEERR BOREDOMM I GOO OUTT OF TOILETT IMMEDIATELAYY ANSWERR FONECALL DEHH DENN U INFORMM SLEEQ ON RADEEYOOO WAHHH NIZEE AHH NIZEEEEEE WHOOS VOICE BELONGG 2OO WHOO AHH??
Saturday, October 20, 2007
, 9:55 PM
OOOOOO!!!!!! OOOO!!!DIS IS DA SUNGGUHHSUNGGUHH HAWWTTTTTHAWWWTTTTTTTT PIC EVWEEBODAYY NOO CUTTINNN OF ANAYYTHANGG IN CAMM DA LENS DEHHHH!!!!!! DENN EVWEEBODAYY DA EYES LOOKK LYKK GAWWTT EYELINERR SMMOREEE OO NIZEEENIZEEEE!! AWWWWWWWNOWWWDISISA HAWWHAWWWT PIC UNTIL IRSYADD DA FACEE DA OTHERR EYE CNNTT SEE SOO WEE TOOKK SMMORE LORRR!! BUTTT STILL CNNT CARRAYY U NOEE!!  NOOOOPIMPLEXXWHITEEESHINAYYYTEETHHHNHAWWTHAWWTTLOLL-iPOPP!!  ELLEHHHLEHHLEHHHHH!! DA PLANN WAS FIRSTT I SNAPP WENNN NYONYAA CARRAYY DENN I CARRAYY SHE SNAPP SKALI AHH WENN I CARRAYY HEE WANN WATERR-FALL AHHH I TINKK MA TEESHIRTTT NON SLIPP OONE DENN HE SCAREDD HE SLIPP DOWWN AHH SOO CNNT SNAPP LYKK BELOWW OONE WITT CHANEL AHHHH!! WHYYY WHYY O WHYY WHYY!!  WAHHHWAHH!! BARRETTES+KEBAYAA=HAWWTHAWWTT!! NOWW MUS TRYY AHH DAT OONEEE!!!!! MUS GOOO FAR EAST BUYY BERIBUU BARRETTES AHHH!!
Friday, October 19, 2007
, 11:42 PM
WAHHHHWAHHHWAHHHH!!! YJAYY MUS MAKE TYMTABLEE EVWEETYMM LYKK YESTTFWIDAYY AHHH!!!! FIRSTT PEEREEYODD MT FER SHAWWRTWHILE DENN BWEAKK 5IVEEHOURSS GOOO LISTENN2OOORADEEYOO CALL RADEEYOOO WINNN RADEEYOO ALL AHH DENN PW AHHH BUYY SNACKKHEREEDEHH FINDD ZEEELEEZEEYOOUUZZ DWINKK TINKK WEDAA WANN ORDERR MCDONALD MCFLURRAYY ALL DENN GOO CIAOOO BYY BUS AHHH!! DENN DEECOVERR WIT 2ULANGG DATT MA BEHHLOVEREDD GWEENNFONESONYERICSSONK85oi NAWWT SOLD IN SINGAPORE YETT AHHH!! O DENN OOSO DEECOVERR HAWWWTTT HAWWTTT HAWWWTTT BILLABONGGMULTICOLOURHOODEDDJACKK-KETT AHHHHH!! WAHHH WAHHH 2OOODAY OR 2MOLOO MUS BUYY BEFOREE OUTT OF STOCKK O INCLUDINN DAA HAWTTTHAWWTTBLUEEWITSHADEETEE FWOMM MANGOOO AHHH!! DENN GOOO MEETT MAA BEHHLOVEREDDDLOVEREDDDAHHHRRLANGGWHOOWEENOOMEETTMEETT FERR BERIBUUURIBUU DUNNOO HOWW MANAYY RIBUU YEARS AHHH!! WAHHHHH STYLEE AHHH!! OONE TYM BANGG TABLEE 2WOO TYMS PLATES N BOWLS ABOVE TABLEE SHAKESHAKEE AHH N BOUNCEE ABOVEE GWOUNDD AHH!! DENN AFTAA DATT AHH WENN AT INTAACHANGEE AHH WAHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH I DUNNOO HOWW STWONGG DA MAGNETIZATEEYONN 2OO MA BUS AHH ATTWACTT MEE GOO RUNN DEHH IMMEEDIATELAYY OONE U NOEE!! NMMINDD NMMINDD!! JALANN RAYAA NOO NEEDD RUNN 2OO BUSS OONEE!! BUS COME2OOUS SINCE WEE HIREE BUS AHH!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WATTT A FANTASSSTICKKTICKKBULOUSS IDEEYAAA!! NOWW:BERSIANNINGG N BERRBLOGGIN SOO NOO NEEDD WRITE ENTRAYY 2MOLOO ALL WENN I GOO JALANNJALANN AHH BAHHGUUUUUSS BAHHGUUUUUUSS!! SINCEE MA EYELIDDD AHH DAMMMNNNNN DAMNNNN HEAVAYY AHHHHH NOO NEEDD LAYANN DA PPLE CUMM HEREE OOSOO CANN LAHHH XCPTT FERR XCEPTEEYONALL OONE AHH NOWWWNOWWW MUS PWAYYYNPWAYY DATT DEYY DUNNOO HOWW OPENN MA ROOMM DOORR 2OO GAINN ACCESS 2OOO MEE ROOMM AHHHH!! WENN GAIN ACCESS-> TOYYS N STUFFTOYSS ALL JEOPARRDAYY OONE AHH!!
, 8:50 PM
WAHHHWAHHH WAHHHHHHHHH!!!! 2007EVEN HARI RAYAA WAS INCREDIBLAYY INCREDIBLAYY INCREDIBLAYYY WEIRDD AHHHHHHH!!!! EARLAYYY EARLAYYYYY DAMN EARLAYY IN DA MAWRNINGG!! THERE WAS A HUMANN ALARMM SYSTEM WHICH WAS FAR MORE EFFECTIVE AND PERSISTANT COMPARED 2OO DATT MARRRRRRRRVERRLOOOUSS DUNNOO WAT COOKKOOO CLOCKK AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! SMMORE DA DAYY BEFOREE AHH SLEEP WAS BEIN SACRIFIZEDD U NOEE 2OO WAIT FER TAUFIK BATISAH 2OO APPEAR ONSCREEN WHICH ONLAYY OCCURED MIDNITEE DEHH AHHH!!!!!!!! O DENN AHHH!! DENN!! DA PLANN 2OOO DEFLATE ANAYY SORTT OF EYEBAGGS WERE IMMEDIATELAYY DIMINISHEDD AHH!!!!! DENN AHH MA MOTHER ASKED ME 2OO BATH FIRSTT AHHGAIN AHHHHHHHH!!! ACCHULI MA SISTAA KENAA DO DATT FIRSTT NOT MEE U NOEE!!!! SHEE TOOK DA NONGGNONGGGEST TYMM 2OOO BATH EVEN THOUGHH SHE NVAHH USE BARSOAP AH!! DENN AHH SHE OOSO TAKES UP DA NONGGNONGGGNONGGEST TYMM 2OOO EMERGE OUTT OF HERR ROOM FULLAYY DRESSED N SHE GIVES DA WORLD DA IMPWESSEEYONN DAT SHE SPENT HER TYM NAWWT DRESSINN BUT SEWINGG AHHHH!! SOO AFTAA BATH OOLEDI DENN CANN EAT UNDERR DA SUNN WIT NOOO FEAR OF EXPOSURE FWOM MUIS AHHH!! UNFORTUNATELAYY, AFTAA FINI EATINN, DA WAIT SETTLES IN AH!! DEN MUS WAIT FER MA SISTAA,MA MOTHERR N EVEN MA FTHR GOO BATH U NOEE!!!!!! BYY DA TYMM WEE STEPPED OUTT OF DA HOUSE AHH BUCKLED UPP IN BOOTS AHH I WAS DRENCHEDD IN SWEATT AHHHH DESPITE BEINGG BLANKETED BY DA WINDDFANN N AIRCONDITIONEDD AIRR AHH!! OOOO BUTT DA EYEE MAKEUPP WEN SOAKEDD GOTT DA SUNGGUHDWENCHEDDOUTLOOKK HAWWTT OOSOO AHHHH!!!!! DENN WEE GOO GWANDFTHR HOUSE U NOE!!!! WAHHHWAHHHWAHHHH!! WE WERE GREETED BYY OONE OF MA AUNTAY SAYIN ANOTHER AUNTY FAINTED U NOEE!! O UNFORTUNATELAYY CHANEL THOUGHTT DAT SHE WAS SPEAKINN DA METAPHORICKKAL WAYY THEREFORE CHANEL SAID SHE OOSO FELTT LYKK FAINTINN USIN DIS BOOTS WAT WITTT FLATTHEELEDDSHOESS FEETT OF MINE U NOEE!! WENN WE ENTER AHH!! WE SAW PANICKK WRITTEN ON BERIBUU FACES AHH!!!! MA AUNTAYY DA ROOM DEHH OOSO SOOOOOOOOOOOO DA FULL WIT PPLEE OONE AHHH!!!FIRSTT WE TOT DAT ''OOOO DIS OONE CONFIRMM MA AUNTAYY SHOWIN BERIBUU HER NEW FURNITURE'' DENN DA PANICKKFACES FLASHEDD IN OUR BWAINS SIMULTANEOUSLAYY U NOEE!! DEN DA WORD "AUNTAYPENGSAN" ECHOEDD AT DA BACKK OF OURR HEADSS OONE U NOE!! ( NOWW MA FTHR SIDE DA AUNTAYY IS IN MA HOUSE U NOE DENN DUE2OO HIGH DEMANND I IN DA ROOMM TYPEEBERIBU WORDS FER DIS ENTRY WHILE WORRAYYINGG U NOEE FER MA POOHH AHH!! BEECOS FTHR SIDE NEPHEWW JUS DEECOVERR DAT POOHH ON MA BEDD SINCE I FERGET CLOSEE DOOR U NOEE!! DENN AHH SCARRAYYYY U NOEE HE HUGGHUGG SKALII DOWANN RETURNN AHH??? OOMEEEEEEGAWWWDD HOWWHOWWW SOSOSOSOSOSOS!!!!!) O WE DENN GOO 2OO MORE OF OUR AUNTAYYS LOCATEEYONN 2OO ASKK FER MORE INFOO ON WATT EBBAHH HAPPENINGG AHH!! DEHH WEE DEECOVERED DAT MA AUNTAYY LITERALLAYY N PHYSICKKALLAYY FAINTEDD AHHH!!
1oAMMORNINGG: SHE WALKED 2OO HER PINEAPPLE TARTS FILLED CABINET N OPEND IT. SDDNLAYY!! SHE SLANTED N LEANED BACKKWARDS N FAINTEDD!! HERR FAINT WAS MET BY DA NEARBYY WALL WHICHH HIT HER HEADD WIT A RATHER LOUD BY LUCKAYLAYY NAWWT TRECHEROUSLAYY DANGEROUS !!THUDD!!
12PMAFTANOON:
I TINKK 7EVENN OR 6IXX OTHER AUNTAYS OF MINE N 3REE OR 4OUR UNCLES OF MINE INCLUDIN MA CUZZINS INCLUDINN MAAUNTAY(FAINTEDOONE) DA SON WAS ON HER BEDSIDE ASKINN HER 2OO WAKEUPP 2OO DWINKK WATERR BUTTT 2OO NO AVAILL SHE WAS STILL SOUNDLAYY ASLEEPP
3REEPMAFTANOON:
DA CHANEL FAMILAYY MADEE GWANDD ARRIVALL COMPLETEE WITT SHAWLS BOOTS N BANGLES DEN WAS OOSO GWEETED BY DA SHAWWKIN DEECOVERAYY OF CONDITEEYONN!!
5IVEEPMAFTANOONN:
MA AUNTAYY WAS STILL ALARMINGGLAYY ASLEEP OONE U NOEE!!! NOWW ALL THOSE AT HER BEDSIDEE SHOOKK HER GENTLAYY 2OO SEND SOME PHYSICKKAL TREMORS DAT ALLOW HER TO BE JOLTEDD OUTT OF HERR NONGGNONGG SLEEPP!! OONE OF MA AUNTAYY METAPHORICKKALLAYY SAID DATT SHE MUS BEE ENJOYINN HER NEWW BEDD 2OO A LARGGGEEELARRRRRRGGEE EXTENDD!! COMPLETE WITT NEWW MATTRESS SMMORE U NOE!! UNFORTUNATELAYY, OONE OF MA AUNTAYY DEECOVERED A RATHER BADD SIGN DATT STATEDD DATT SHE WASS NAWWT MERELAYY SNOOZIN U NOEE!! SHEE LIFTEDD UPP MA (FAINT)AUNTAYY DA HANDD DEN DA HAND DWOPP U NOEE!! I DUNNOO WATT U NOEE IF PPLE WHOO ARE MERELAYY SNOOZIN DA HAND SPPOSE 2OO DOO OTHER DEN DRAWWP IF LIFTED OONE BUT ACCORDIN 2OO MA AUNTAYY AHH WEE MUS CALL FER DA AMBULANCEE OR DOCTAA IMMEDIATELAYY AHH!! BUTTT ALL DA DOCTAAS DAT DAYY CELEBWATINN HARIRAYAA DENN DA MINICLINICKKS WERE ALL OFFOFF OONE AH!! SOO AHHHH!! DA AMBULANCE WAS BEINN CALLED SOSSOS AHH!!
5IVEEHOURSAFTERDAFAINT:
MA AUNTAYY STILL UNCONSCIOUS OONE U NOEE!! DENN DA AMBUULANCE ARRIVED AHH!! WAHHHHHHHHH FIRSTT TYMM I SEE DEYY ENTERR O BUT ALL DA AMBULANCE MENN NVAHH TAKE OUTT SHOOE BEFORE ENTERINN HOUSE OONE U NOE!! DENN DEY ENTEREDD AHH DENN AFTAA CHECKIN DIS DATT STILL UNCONSCIOUS DEYY CARRIED MA AUNTAYY IN2OO DA PLASTICKK FLEXIBLEE STWETCHERR DENN WENN REACHH FIRSTT FLOORR DEYY STROLLEDD HERR VIAA DA METALLICKKSTWETCHERR AHH!! WAHHHHH NVAHH BEFOREE SEEN OONE U NOEE!!
OONEHOURAFTAAAMBULANCEEARRIVED:
AFTAA USINN DA IRONN-LOOK-ALYKK MACHINEE FERR I TINK 3REE TYMS MA AUNTAYY WAS ACCORDIN 2OO DA DOCTORR 'REVIVED' BUTTT ACCORDINN 2OO WEE ALL 'CONSCIOUS' AHHH!! HENGGGG AHH HENGGGGG!! WIT HER CONSCIOUS WEE CANN NOWW SAVORR HERR PINEAPPLEETARTS WITT XTREMEEDELICIOUSSNESS AHHH!!
BYY DA WAYY AHHHH!! USUALLAY AHH MA AUNTAYY ( FAINT) WAS DA HOST FER MA GWANDFTHR HOUSE ASSISTED BY MA OTHER AUNTIES N MA MOTHERR N MA UNCLES U NOE!! DENN ALL HEADED 2OO DA HOSPITALL LEAVINN US , DA GWANNDDDCHILDWENN N DA CUZZINSS 2OOO HOSTT DA HOUSEE WAHHHHHH MENARIKK JUGAA U NOEE!!!! USUALLAYY BERIBUU CUMM U NOEE!! DAT DAYY DUNNOO WHYY AHH BUT BERIBUU CUMM LATE AFTAANOONN WENN EVWEEBODAYY XCPTT MA AUNTAYY(FAINT) WHOO WAS WARDEDD OONEDAYY OONE AHHH!! RETURNEDD U NOEE!! DENN AHH WE HOSTEDD 3REE OR 4OURR FAMILAYS OONI AHHH HENGGHENGGG!! NAWMALEE BERIBUU U NOEE!! WEN MORE PPLEE ARRIVEDD AHH DENN MA AUNTIES N UNCLESS RETURNEDD 2OO DA RESCUEE AHH!!
WHILEE HOSTINN AHH I ATEE LONTONGG AHH AS NYONYAA N KAKAKKZIRAA POTONGG LONGTONGG N KETUPATT N OONE THANG WHICHH LOOKX LYKK LEMANGG FER DA FIRSTT TYMM AHH!! WOOOHHHWOOOHH FARRRNEEE AHHH DEHHHHHH!! FIRSTT I CAWWMMENT " EHH EHHH CANTIKKNYAA U ALL POTONGG SOOO BIGGG BAHHGUUS UNTUKK DIMAKANN!!" DENN AFTAA DAT DEYY BEECUM ACCUSTOM IN CUTTIN AHH DENN I CAWWMMENT AHH " EHH EHH EHHHH UDAHH ACCUSTOMED NAMPAKK NOWW SMALL OOLEDI AHH!!" DENN KAKAKK ZIRAA SIGHEDD AHH DENN SAIDD AHH " EHH EHHH BILAA BIGG U ALL COMPLAINN BILAA SMALL PUN U ALL COMPLAINN --" MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!! DENN WEE ALL CONT EATINN N CUTTINN LORRR WHILSTT SHAMEEN WENNT ON 2OO DA INTENSEE SEARCHH FERR SERUNDINGG U NOE!! DEHH MEE NYONYAA KAKAKK ZIRAA N RINAA ALL STAWWP EVWEETHANG WEE DIDD 2OO ASSIST HERR IN HER SEARCHH FER DA SERUNDINGGXX AHH!! WAHHH WAHHHH WEE GOO OPENN EVWEE CABINETT N DRAWERR WEE SEE N RELEASE ALL DA TWAPPEDD ANTS N DUNNOO WATT INSECTXX OOSO U NOEE!! I OPENN PUSHH PULL CLOSEE ALL DA CONTAINERXX AVAILABLEE AHH IN DAA FWIDGEE UNTIL DA FWIDGEE TOWERR OF CONTAINERS INSIDEE OOMOS LOOKK LYKK ON DAA VERGEE OF COLLAPSINGG AHH!! SOOO WEE IMMEDIATELAYY CLOSEDD AHHH!! THEREFOREE AHH IN DA ENDD DA SERUNDINGG WAS NAWWT FOUNDD AHH!! DENN WENN MA AUNTAYY N UNCLEE CAME AHH WEE TOLDD AHH OF DATT MISHINGG SERUNDINGG DEYY SAIDD DAT MA AUNTAYY LYKK 2OO MAKE ON DA SPOTT NAWWT KEEP IN CONTAINERR MEANSS AHH DA SERUNDINGG CONTAINERR ACCHULI DOESNTT EXISTT AHHH!!!!! CHEHHHHTTCHEHHTTTCHEHHTT!! DENN AHH WHILSTT I STILL CONTINUEDD EATINN LONTONGG DEHH AHH NYONYAA N KAKAKZIRAA ALL DEECOVERED DEIRR FIRSTT TYMM NEWW FOUND TALENTT FWYINGG CHEEKENN N USINN DA TIMERR WHICHH WAS MAGNETIZEDD ON DA FWIDGEE AHHH!! WITTT DA CLOSEE SUPERVISEEYONN OF OONE OF MA UNCLE WHOO STAYEDD DEHH AHH 2OOO AVOIDD ANAYY OVAA ROASTEDD BLACKENEDD CHEEKENN AHHH!!
AFTAA AUNTIES UNCLES N CUZZINSS RETURNEDD FWOMM HOSPITALL DEHH AHH WEE HEARD DAT DA DOCTAA N NURSEDD AHH LAUGHEDD AT MA AUNTAYY UPROARIOUSLAYY U NOEE BEECOS SHEE MADEE 2OO MANYY PINEAPPLETARTS WITOUTT SLEEPINN AHHH DENN IN DA ENDD SHEE FAINTT DUE 2OO 2OOO LARGE AMOUNTT OF PINEAPPLETARTS BEINN MADE WHICHH INCWEASEDD HERR LETHARGICKK LEVELL 2OOO A MAXIMUMM LEVELL AHHH!! DENN I OOSO DEECOVERED OONE OF MA CUZZIN NONGGNONGGTYMMNOOMEETOONE AHH RIDZWANN AHH WAHHH HEE FWOMM MDOTTi DA OOLDOOLD OONE GOOO NGEE ANN POLAYY MAA BEHHLOVEREDD COURSEE DA MASS COMM AHHH!! O DENN AHH HEE ASKK MEE GOO DEHH U NOEE SOO AHH GOTT BERIBUU Q MARKKXX APPEARR IN BWAINN U NOEE GO DEHH AH?? HOWWHOWW?? DENN ALL DA BERIBUU Q MARKKX WERE IMMEDIATELAYY ANSWEREDD AHH WENN HEE ASKK U NOWW SEC WATT?? 4OURR OR 3WEEE?? O WAHHH WAHHHH ZWANKK YEWW AHH ZWANKKK YEWWWW DAAA YOUNGGGYOUNGGBEAUTAYYSTICKKXXWITTMEE MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! DENN I STARTT AHH TELL BOUTT YJAYY DA CANTEEN LAA DA INFRASTRUCTUREE DEHH LAA DENN HE SAIDD HE WENT DEHH BEFOREE HE COMPLIMENTT HE SAID NAWWT BADD AHHH!! WAHHHWAHHHWAHH!! DEHH AHH MA JAWW DRAWWPPED LYKK WATT BEECOS I NVAHH KNEWW COMPLIMENTT COULDD CUM SAMEE SENTENCE WITT DA WORDD YJAYY AHHH!! DENN AFTAA DATT AHH
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CHANELFAMILAYY, CIKKBADD AND CIKKYAMM WENTT 2OOO AUNTAYYSHIDAHH DAA HOUSEE AHHHH DENN I TINKK NOO MORE AHH??? DENN WENN GOO BCKK WAHH HIGHH TIDE AHH!! MUS GOOO PULL OUTTT BERIBUU STWINGG OF NECKKLACEE AHH N BANGLEES DENN THROWWOFF DA BOOTXX REVEALL DA DRYYFITTOUTFITT AHH DENN BERRDASHHDASHHH GOO TOILETT DENN MUSS FASTAAFASTAA GOO BATHH DENN SLAMM HEADD ON2OO PILLOWW N SNOREESNOREESLEEPSLEEPP AHHH!! ( O WENN EYE MAKEEUPP KENAA TAPPWATERR LOOKK LYKK NATURALLAYY GAWWT DAT OONE AHH!! NOWW MUS CHECKK BABAYY FOTOO AHH!! )
Thursday, October 18, 2007
, 8:49 AM
HALOOOOOOOOOOSSS YJAYY AHHH????? NXTT WEEKK I NAWWTTNAWWTTNAWWTT GOOWIN 2OO SKEWWL U TINKK ROHH-BOTT AHH EVWEETYMM DOO DIS DATT IN SKEWWLL NOOO LIFEE XCPT IN YJAYY AHH????? HAWWWWWWREEEGEEBERRL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUNNOOoo WHYY OOSO I ENTERR YJAYY GOO POLAYY WAITT CANN CONTINUEE JALANN RAYA NOWW OOLEDI AHH O ACCHULII NONGGNONGG AGOO CAN CONTINUEE OOLEDI AHHHHHH!! SIANN SIANNNN HUDAROXICKK AHH U CUMM DELIVERR UR WATERR BABAYY 2OO REMOVE DIS SIANNESS DAT OVERWHELMM MEEEEEEEEEEE WHYY AHH IF I GOO POLYY DENN CANN GOO SHAWWPPIN BERIBU WIT VALID XCUSEE NEEDD BAHHGUUUSS XTENDED WADROBE HORRR???????? WAHTTT CANN HUMANNS DOOOO????? YJAYY OOLEDI BORN WITT DA LOGOO '' MA DICTIONARY AND VOCABULARAYY CONSISTS EVWEETHANG BUY SLACK,RELAX AND HOLIDAY!!'' WATTOODOOO??? WATTOOODOOO??? YAWWNNYAWWNNANDYAWWNN UNTIL JAWW MUSCLEE DAMMNN FLEXIBLE LORRRR!!!!!! HOII!!!!!! MANUSIAA FWOMM MAHH-DRAA-SAHH N CHANGKATT AHH!!!!! WENN WANN MEETT AHH SOOOOOOO BAWWWWRINGGGGGGGGG AHH NOOO NEWWW PIC2 AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
, 6:24 AM
HOIIII HUDAROXICKKK I MAKE DA LISTT OOLEDI NOWW UR TURRNN CALL DEMM CHECKK DIS DATT DENN MAKE DATEE AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DENNN TAGG TAGG AHH NOTTT SMSMS UNTILL YEWW RECEIVEE SMS FWOMM MAA NUMBAA FWOM SONY ERICSSON K850i HAWWTT GWEENN OONE AHHH!!!!!CALLINGGGGGGGG OUTTTT CHANGGKATIANSSSSSS!!!!!!1Oo%% '' :- CHANELSHAKEiTTLYKKDATTALi- FATAIMAZ.AJINAMOTOZ.KAZAIMAZ.- HUDAROXICKK- AZZAHIPPS-OSS!!- OWLL?? <>- HUBBAYY.LIANNI??- GWANNAYY.SELINAA??99%BELOWWSUNCONFIRMED:- ??WAHIDA??- ??ATIQ.HASSAN??- ??SOLEHA??- ??NAMIRAH??-??LIYANAH??- ??HUDASHAWRT??- ??AISHAH.OMAR??- ?? MONS.FAEZEAH??- ?? PWATA ??- ?? SHAZMEEN ??- ?? AZIZAH ??- ?? RAJA ??- ?? FAIZ ?? <>- ?? KAYTASSIUM ?? <> - ?? FARAHH?? <>- ?? BIGG.DINNIE ??
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