Tuesday, November 27, 2007
, 8:59 PM
iMMA MRS LIFESTYLES OF DA RICH AND FAYY-MOUS,( U WANN A PIECE OF ME)I'M MRS OMAGAWWWD SHE'S FULL OF HAWWTNESS,( U WANN A PIECE OF ME)I'M MRS EXTRAA!! EXTRAA!! DIS JUS INN,( U WANN A PIECE OF ME)I'M MRS SHE'S TOO DAMN TALL AND TOO THINN,( U WANN A PIECE OF ME)I'M MRS ' U WANN A PIECE OF ME??',TRYIN & PISSIN' ME OFF,WE'LL GETT IN LINE WITCHDA PAPP-PAHH-RADD-ZEE,WHOO'S FLIPPIN ME OFF, HOPINN I'LL RESORTT TO SUM SHAKINN,END UP SETTLIN IN COURT,NOW ARE U SURE U WAN A PIECE OF ME??I'M MRS ' MOST LIKELY SEEN ON PERR-FUMMES FOR HER NAMES ON DA BRAND',WEN GETTIN' THE BRAS&THONGS FROM LA SENZA, NOT FER REAL,ARE U KIDDINN MEE??NO WONDAA THERE'S PANICKK IN DA INDUSTRAYY,I MEAN, DAMN SURE U WAN A PIECE OF MEE??
Monday, November 26, 2007
, 3:07 AM
AWWWWWWWW LOOKKKKKATDATTTTTTTTTT!!
LOOOKK ATT IT AHHGAINN!! EVWEEBODAYY HEADLESS XCPTT GRANNAYY&CHANELL WHERES HUBBAYYY AHH??????
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MESSAYYYYY LEGGGGGS AHHHH ALL ANIMALL-LESSSSS
ORGANIZEDD DOUBLEEE LEGGGS ALL HAIRLESS INDEEEDD!!
SINGULARLAAYY ORGANIZEDDDD LEGGS HAIRLESS TOHHTALEEE BONAYY SMMOREE AHHH!!
SUUUUUPRAAAWOOOOO0MENNNNNNN WIT SKINNAYYY&HAIRRLESS LEGGGGS AHHHHHHH!! OOOOO N DA FOREHEADD OF AN OWLLLLL!!!!!
HUDAROXICKKKS WOOOODENN STOMACHH IS SPLINTERRINGG MAAAAA BACKKBONEEE AHHHHHHH OWWL GAZINGGGG WITTT LURBBBBB CROSSED ALL OVAHHH HER FACE AT CHANELL AWWWWWWWWWW MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
NVAHHHH EVAHHHHH WEARRR REDDD TAWWPP AT ALL AHHHH UNLESS YEWW WANN 2OO REVEALL OONE PARTICULARR ADVERTT AHHHHH!!
CHANEL&HUDAROXICKKKK BERDANGGDUTTT GELEKKK GELEKKK HERE DEHH IN TAMPINES AHHHHH!!
OOOOMEEEGAWWWDD CHANEL HAS NVAHHH FELTT SOOOOOOOSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMMMMNNN SHAWWRTTTT BEEFOREE AHHHHHHHHHHH!! WOODENN STOMACHH EXPOSEDD OOOOOO MAAAA!! OOWWLL I DINTT NOEE UR NECKK GAWWTTT SOOOO MANAYYY MUSCELLLL AHHH!!!!!!
WHOOOOS DAMMMMMNN HAND IS DATTTTTTTT WHICHH COVERED THOSE DELICATEE FACEE???
LIFTTTTTUPPPP&STRETCHHHHHTHOSELEGGGGGGS POTENTIALL SUCCESSFULL GYMNASTTTTT INDEEDD!!
YEWWW WANNAA LURVAYYY DOVEYYY YEWW WANNAA KISHHKISHHHKISHHH?????? OFFFFFF COS NVAHH KISHH LIPP2LIPP AHHHHHH!! FACEE NAWWTT EVENN TOUCHINN U NOEEEE!!! WAT A WONNDDAAFULL CAM. EFFECTTTTTT!!!!!!AWWWHHHH AWWWHHHHH!!
CHANEL&DA NEWWLYY EMPLOYEDD T3REEE WORKERRR GRANNAYYYY AHHHHHHHHH LEANNINN HEREE LEANINN DEHHHH!!
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ADIDASS ADVERTISEMENTTT LOOOK AT DATT BALL0OLOONNS LOOKK ATT DA TREEEESS LOOKK AT DATT SHOOEEE TOHHTAHHLEE PURELYY ADIDASS ADVERTTT AHHHH!!
HUDAROXICKKKKK ARMPITTHAIR XPOSUREE CAUGHTT ON CAMM AHHH MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
I BELIEVEE JACKYYY LYKKKS 2OOO TAKEE AU-NATURALLL POSE ONNN CAMMMMM!!
OWWLLL&COWWBOYY HATTT SOOOO SUITABLEE I CANN OOLEDII SEE DAT BWIGHTT FUTUREE OF URS WIT MORE COWWBOYY HATTS AWWWW WAKAKAKAK OOOO CHANELL GOLDDBLINGGCAPP&ROLLABLADEEGEARRSPLUSSKINNYYLEGGS!!
AWWWWWWW DAT SUCCESSFULLLLLL ESCAHHLATORR PICC O BUT WHERES NYONYAA AHHHHH??????
HUDAROXICKKK HUBBAYYYY CHANELLL TORRES POSTAA AND LTEE3THIRTAYY-33REE?????
OOOOOOOOO DANGGDANGGGGGGG WADDD IS DAT BEHHLOWWWWWWW????????
CHANEL&OWLOWL&CHANELCHANEL&OWL!!
WAHHHHHHHHHHH DAT IS SOOOOSOOOOOO SERRMOOOTHHH!!!!!!!
MAAAGAWWWWDDD OWL&CHANELL LURBB DAT VASEEE!!
NOWWWNOWWWNOWWWWW JUS FLINGG UR HANDS IN RANDOMM DIRECTEEYONN & OPENNN DAT EYES OF URS BIGGBIGGGGG!!
GRANNAYYY SEXAYYY POSE ADVERTIZINGG DA SIZZLINGG OVENN AHHH!!
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ZOOMEDD IN 2OOO SEE DA HAIRRR!! YESHH GEWWD GEWWDD??
SQUASHHEDDD CACKKTUS PRICKKLES OFFF THOSEE INNOCENTT SEATTS OF OHHCEEPEE AHHH!!
DISS NAWWTT BAD U NOEEE!! OOOO OOO BUT AISHAHH LOOKK LYKKK SHE JUST WOKEE UPP FWOMM HIBERNATIONN AHH!! WAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!
BADDD HAIRR DAYYYYY CHOOLEES XPOSUREE DAYY OO BUTT LOOKKX LYKK A BAHHGUUS EYEEDAYY FERR CACKKTUUUSS HORRR???
DAA BOOOOWWLINGG PICCX AREE INDEEEED OUTTT BUT CHOSEN OONES ARE PLASTURRRED HERE AHHH!! TAGG FIRST 2OO RECEIVEE ALLLLLLLL!!
MUS CUTT HAIRR AHHGAINN AHH!! BEEHIND SOOOO FLATT AHH!!
OOOOOMEEEEGAWWWWDD DATS GINARRRMOUS BAUULUUUUSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
OOOOMEEEGAWWWWDDD DATSS BERIBUUU MANGG-GOOOOS!!
CHANELLS DA ORANGEEE!! NYONYAAAS DA BLUEEEE!!YOGAA SHOE IN B2WEEEENNN!!
AWWWWWWWWWW JUS LOOKKK ATDATTTTTTT!!
SEE DATT GLOWWINGG LIGHTTT SEE DA CURRTAINS SEE DA LAMPS SEE DA FLOWWAS SEE DA TEEVEE SEE DA SOFAA SEE DAA TABLE WHEREE IS DAA CONSOLEEE??????
DATTT SMOKINNN HAWWTT COFFAYYYYY!!
BOOOBBS//OF//HEARTS!!
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, 12:30 AM
ANGGMOHHHHHH FURCOATEDD AHHGAINN!!
BLACKKCOATEDD ANGGMOHHHNELLLLL!!
AWAITTT DA ARRIVALL OF DATT NONGGNONGGG SATEYY AHHH ONN DA WOODENN PANELL!!
SATEYYSATEYYSATEYYHERESATEYYDEHHHH!!
SATEYYYYYLONTONGGGSATEYYANDLONTONGGGBERIBU SMMOREE!!
WAHHHHHHHHHHiSUNGGUHHSUNGGUHHWANNBUYYYFURCOATT AHH!!
NYONYAA'S FIRSTT TYMM ROLLA BLADEE =CHANEL'S SIZEE OOSOO!! // CHANELS 3RD 5IFTAYY5IFTAYY ROLLA BLADEE AHH!!
OOOMEEEGAWWWWWWDD ESPRITTTT FURCOATEDD ANGGMOHHHHHHHHHH HEREEE!!!
OOMEEEEGAWWWWWWWWWWWDDD CHANELS ADDICKKTED 2OO A NEWW SAMSUNGG SCREENN AHHHH!! DATT 4ORTAYYINCHES OONE WAHH WAHHH PENGGSANN AHH DA CLEARNESSS N DA SHARPNESS AHHH I LOYYYYYYYYKEEELOYYYKKEEE!!!!!!! ON SAT GOO UNRAVEL DA DROOLICIOUS CHARR KUEYY FWOMM PARKKWAY BANQUETT DENN WENTT APPLE DA SHAWWRP DENN HAD INFACTUATEEYONN 2WARDS IPODD SQUARE AHH!! DENN WANTED 2OO GOO BUY NEWZEALANDICECREAMM O BUT UNFORTUNATELAYYYY MA SISTAA WAS IN HERR HEALTH MODE AFTAA RECEIVINN HER MULTIPLE HYPETATHISS JABBS BEFOREE DAT BEIJINGG FLIGHTT DIS SAT AHHH!! DENN SHEE CALCUULATED DA CALORIES DENN THOSE POTENTIALLAYY BURNEDD CALERIES ANDD FINAHHLEE CAME 2OO A RESULTT DAT AMOUNT BURNEDD IS NAWWTT MOREE DEN AMOUNT NAWWWTT BURNED AHH!! = ZEROO NEWW ZEALAND ICE CREAMM AHHHHH!! DENN I SPOTTED TIMEZONEE WHILE WANN GOO DUNNOO OONE NEWW FURNITUREE BUT BAWWRINGG SHAWWP AT DA TAWWP FLOOR BESIDEE DA HAWWTT UNKNOWWN GYMM WHERE GAWWT NOBODAYY XCPT THOSE WHOO WORKK DEHH FIRSTT TYMM I SEE GYMM LOCATED IN SUCHH A HIGHH LEVELL AHHHHHH!!!!!!! DENN IN BORDERS I OOMOS GOO BUY BATMANN N TRANSFAWRMERR BOOKK AHH O NOONOOO IN DA END GOO FER DUNNOO WAT WOODWOOD BOOKK DENN BOUGHTT AGENTTCODAYYBANKSOONEN2WOODEEVEEDEE AND ACCIDENTALLAYY BOUGHTT TRANSFAWRMERR VEECEEDEE SPPOSE 2OO BEE DEEVEEDEE AHHHHH!! DENN DA PIC BCAMEE GRAINAYY GRAINAYY N STRETCHHED LYKK DUNNOO WATT AHH IN DA ENDD I INSISTEDD 2OO MEE DADDAYY AHH 2OO GOO BUYY DEEVEEDEE TRANSFAWWRMERR HAWWWWTT AHH DAMMMMMMNNN DAMMMMNN HAWWTT BEEEEE!! O I OOSOO LYKK DATT BLUEEREDDREDDLEADERR TRANSFAWWRMERR VELIII HAWTTLAYY CRAFTEDD OONE AHHHH MUS GETT DA FIGURINES AHHHH!! OOOO DENN MA FTHRR SPRINKLEDD US WITT IMMENSEE GENOROSITAYY AHH BUYY 2WOO ROLLA BLADEE BOTHH MA SIZEE OONE FERR MEE N MA SISTAA AHH!! OONE BLUEE OONE ORANGEE HAWWWWTTHAWWWTTHAWWWTTTTTT!!!!!! NOOWWNOWWW CHANELL DUNTT NOE HOWW TA ROLLA BLADE MUS TAKE COURSE WANN TAKEE DA FORMMYAOWNNGROUPP COURSE SOOOO AHHHHHHH I WANN 1O PPLE AHH I TINKK DA OTHERR 2WOO I NOEE WHOO CANN AHH!! SOOO NEED 2OO PAYY OONE 8EIGHTT DOLLA LORRRR!! SMMOREE HUDAROXICKK SAYY EVWEEBODAYY CANN WAHHHTTTT AFTAA COMMON TESTT SOO CONFIRMM CANN AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WANN DATT ROLLA BLADEE BATTLEE AHHHH!!!! ALL GEARS PROVIDEDD ALL INSTRUCTORRS PROVIDEDD O ANAYY LOCATIONN CANN BEE SUGGESTEDD AHHH!! IF 2OO FARR TRANSPORTATIONN WILL BE PROVIDEDD OOSO AHHHH!!! FABB WAHTTT FABBBBB!! CANN SUNTANN WHILEE ROLLAA BLADEE OONI MA ROLLA BLADE AHH GAWWT OONI 1OONE BRAKEE ON DA RIGHTT LEGG HOWW CANN HOWWWW CANN HOWWWWW CANNNNN?? CONFIRMM MA LEFTT LEGG OOWAYS GOO BACKK FIRSTT DENN DA POTENTIALL OF ROLLINN DOWWN INCREASED DRAHHMATICKKALLAYY OONE AHHHHH!!!!!! OOOOO YAAAA I RMEMBAA DATT JELLAYY IN MA FREEZAA MUS EATT NOWW CIAOO CIAOO CHANELLLL!! EASTT COAST SATEYYYYYYYYYYYYY HAWWTENS UPP MA MOUTHH ITTZZ DROOLICEEYOOOUUUS AHHHH!!
