WOOooOOOWW!!WOOOoOWW!!WOOoooOOWW!!
RM!NDAA: WATCH SONYSETSHOW ON TEEVEE ON FWIDAY AT 9INE PEE AMM GAWWT CHRIS BWEEZAYY N MORE N MORE N MORE N MORE N MORE!!
WOOOooOOOWWW!!
MA AUNTIE TOLD MEE,
DAT MA NEPHEWW,
AEDILMIKHAIL,
IN FLOORBALL AHHHHHHH!!
AND HEE IN PWIMARAY SKEWWL SMMORE AHH!!
OONE OF DA TALLESTT LYK MEE AHH BUT AH!!
WHYY SDDNLAYY FLOOR BALL SOOOO SOOO
DA POPPULARR OONE AH?????
POPULAAR NVAH EXISTED IN DA DICKTEEYONARAYY UNTIL CHANEL STEPPED IN2OO YJAYY U NOEE!!
WOOooOOOWWW!!
MAYBEE CAN BERDUELLIN WIT HIM AHH
AT ADAM ROADD
AFTA BERDUELLIN CAN EAT NASI LEMAKK WIT AYAM HAROOMS DAN SEDAPP OONE AH!!
BUT NYWAYY I SELDOM OOSO GOO DA BALLBALLTRAININ OSOO,
SINCE AHH
CHANEL IS A SUNGGUH DA NAWWT PHYSICALLAYINCLINED ENTHUSIASTS AHH
AND DAA PAYPAHH BAGG WIT DA HUMONGOUSLAYY GIGANTICKKALLAY BIGG PANTS ANDD KNEE PADD AHH SUNGGUHH DA HEAVAYY DEN DEYY LURBBLURBB 2OO PLACE DEIR BAGGS RIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTT ACROSS DA HALL AHH DUNNO HOWW MUCH CALORIES I CAN SHEDD WALKIN ACROSS DA HALL,
JUS 2OO,
PLACEE DA BAGG
AND DA PAYPAHH BAGG
DENN GOO TOILETT USE DA CONTENTS OF DA PAYPAHH BAGG,
DENN GOO WALK ACROSS DA HALL AHHGAINN
2OO PLACE UNIFORMM INSIDEE PAYPAHH BAGG,
MAA STOMACH BCUMM FLATTAHH DEN HUDAROXICKKS,
MAA STOMACHH OOSO BCAME HARDERR DEN FERRAGAMOOS TAHA'S METALL,
MAA EYES ENLARGEDD BIGGBIGG LYKK PRADALIMOWL'S HOOTTINGG EYES,
MAA LEGGS BCUM WOBBLAYY LYKK GRANNAYS AND NEED 2OO RELYY ON WALKIN/FLOORBALL STICKK 2OO STABILIZEE DA WALKINN GROUNDSS,
MAA HAIR SHEDD SOOOSOOOFLATTT UNTIL IT BCAME LYKK HUBBAYGUCCILIMS HAIRR,
MAA HAIR IS SHOOO FLATT WIT SWEATT EVENN I CAN MAKE DA BUNLYKPAUU HAIR LYK AZZAHIPP-POO AHH,
DENN FEENAHLEE I WILL KNEEL IN FWONT OF DA LOWW GOALPOSTT,
DENN I WILL BE DAA KEEPER OF BALLS,
DA PREVENTORR OF EMERGINGG BALLS,
OOOOOOOO MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DAT SUNGGUH DA SOUNDS WRONGG,
JUS SIT DEHH STARE AT BALL,
FOLLOW BALL DIRECKKTIONN,
DENN SMACKK ANAYY PROTRUDINGLAYY POTENTIALL BALL DATT THREATENS 2OO ENTER LAA,,
HOWW EAZAYY CAN DAT BEEEE??????
NAAAAAAAAAAWWWTT AHHH!!
DA HELMET AHH FOOOOOOOHHHH
I WOULDD GLADLAYY PRESENTT DIS 2OO NYBODAYY,
WILLINGG 2OO SHED SUM WEIGHTT THROUGHH CONSISTENTTLY INTENSE SWEAT,
WITTTT A BIGGGGGGGGGGGGBIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSHERRMILEE AHH!!!
GUARENTEEDD SATISFACKKTEEYONN AHH!!
OUTCOME CANN BEE SEEN,
NAWWT YEARSS,
NAWWT MONTHS,
NAWWT WEEKKS,
NAWWT EVENN DAYS AHH!!
IT CAN BE SEEN,
COUPLE OF HOURS LATER AHH!!
PLUS DIS STYROFOAMM LYKK SUITT N PANTS AHH BLANKETINGG EVWEE XPOSING SKINN,
MAA ASS ITCHAYY I WAN SCRATCHH OOSO VELI DIFFICULTT AHH,
I POKEE HARDDHARDD OOSO MA FINGGER CNNT PENETRATE/NOO EFFECKKT ON ASS AHH!!
DENN NO PAWWCKKETT SMMORE AHH!!
CNNT PUTT MA BERIBUGULAGULA GULA-SAFETAYY, GULA-HUNGRAY OOSO AH!!
BUT MAYBEE I GOO ONE MORE DA TRAINTRAIN THANGG O MAYBEE UNTIL MAYBEE MA NEPHEWW DA BEEDAYY DEHH,
SOOO WEE BERDUELLINGG,
PEPPERED WIT AROMATICKK NASILEMAKKAYAMS
WOOooOWWOoooWWWOOoooOOOWWW!!
NEWW SPECS
MAYBEHH NEW SHADES OOSO!!
BOXX OF ECLAIRS ARRIVES!!
2GEDAGEDA WIT BOXX OF CHOCC CREAM CAKEXX AND MNMM ROHTEES!!
DROOLSNDROOOLSNDROOLLLSSS!!
MAYBEHH NEW FONE COVURR IN VIVOO
TATTOO DEM FONE AS REEEELL AS PAWSSIBLLE AHH!!
HAWWTTHAWWTHHAWWWTT!!
MEHMORIZED LILMAMASHAWTAYGETLOOSEVERSE AHH!!
CLAPPCLAPPCLAPP!!
DENN GOO BORANGBORANG WIT MOTHER N FTHR 2OODAYY!!
SLEEP IN CARR 2OODAY!!
DENN PURCHASE NEWW CAPPS AHH!!
FIND NEWW BAGGS!!
DIS IS TOHHHTAHHLEE GEREYKK PARAHDIZEE VERSEEYON ONE!!
NOWW MUS COUNTDOWNN
THURS WEE MEETTMEETT???
IF MEETT DEN RELIGIOUS CLASS HOWW??
DA DEVELOPMENT OF A STWANGEE LONGINGG MAGNETIZES MEE 2OO ATTEND DA NONGGNONGGNOSEE MADDRASAHH AHH!!
IF MEETTMEETT
MUS FINDD BAGG FIRST BCOS I DOWAN FOTOSHOOTT WITT DEMM UNIFORM AHH!!
I BWINN BAGG WITT BIGG STRAPPS N CUSHEEYONABLEE SOO WEN WAN SLEEP
DATT BAGG MA PILLOWWAY CUSHEEYONN
DENN WEN WANN CARRAY
DAT BAGG CUSHEEYONS MA SHOULDAAS AHH!!
WAHHHHWAHHHWAHHHCLAPPCLAPPCLAPPP!!
NOWW DEHS NUTHANGG MORE 2OO TYPE BOUTT
XCEPT AWAIT DA ARRIVAL OF DEM NYPIZZASWITCHEEKENS
AWWWWWWWAWWWWWWWAWWWWWWWWWWW!!
O ANND RECONSTRUCKKT DEM FUNCKKTIONLESS FONE AH!!

CHANELPHRASEONE:'' MA LEG, DA LANDMARK OF BLUEBLACKKS, DA MOMENT, MA LEG, LIES ON DEM BANNER "

DUNTT UNDASTANDD AHH?????
TAGG AND DA STORAYY WILL BE REVEALED AHHH!!!!!!!!
CLAPPCLAPPCLAPPP!!

NOWWW NOWW NOWW
LEMME THINKK
N THINKK
N THINKK
N THINKKKKKK
O YAAA!!
I WENT 2OO MUSEEYUM
STEPPED OUTT OF DHOBBAYGHAUTT STATEEYONN
DENN REALIZED MA COMFORT 2OO DA ULTIMOOMMS
DENN RMEMBAA HOWW NAWWMALEE LAST LAST MONTH
NAWWT COMFORTABLE
DUE 2OO BLOODAYY THROATIEE CONSTWICKKTION EFFECKKT
SKALII AHH
AFTA I FINI MA ORANGE CHUPACHOOPS
I FEEEEEEEEELL IT AHHGAIN
AND UNCONTROLLAHHBLE SMMORE AHHH!!
IF LAUGHLAUGHH AHH WAIT THROATT SHAKE
DENN IT CONTRACKKTS
DENN U FEEL LYKK WAN WATERMOUTHFOUNTAINN AHH!!
DENN AHH!!
AFTA DAT 3REE CONSISTENT CONSECUTIVEE DAYYS AHH
KENAA
REFRAIN
N REFRAINN
N REFRAINNNN
FWOM ANAYY ACKKTIVELAYY PUSHINN N JUMPIN ACKKTIVITIES AHH!!
IF XCITED LIL BITT OONI AHH
WAIT THROATT CONTWACKKT AHH
DENN TURN BLUEEGWEEN FACE AHH!!
DENN MUS BLANKKET THROATT WIT DA AXE DA OILL AHH
SMMORE DIS WEEKKENDD GAWWT POHHTENTIAL 2OO BEE DA MOSTT RELAXXIN WEEK AHH!!
DIS WEEKK HOWEVAHH SINCE LAST WEEK I STAYED BACKK IN SKEWWL NONGNONGG
SOOO LETHARGYY LEVELL DAYMMNN HIGHH AHH!!
SMMORE KEEPP CHANGIN BAGGS AHH
FWOM NIKE HEAVAYY ROCKK BAGG PWESSIN AGAINST THROATT N CHEST
2OO BILLABONGG CONFUSIN COMPARTMENTTS AHH!!
DIESEL BAGGS ZIPP BWOKE
PLUS AHHH
PLUSS
U MUS WISHH MEE BEEDAYY AHH ZANKKYEWWW MA MUSLIM/ISLAM BEEDAY I TINK 2OODAYY AHH!! CLAPPCLAPPCLAPP!!
SOOOO DA BADD TYMIN AHH!!
LAST WEEKK MA TASTEBUDD OONE WHOLE MONTH FUNCKKTIONINN DAYMMNN SYIOKKK AHH!!
NOWW WENN SOO BLENDD N UNEASE AHH MUS GOO EATT OUTT AHH!!
O PLUS AHH PLUS
MA BEHHLOVERED SONYY WALKMAN SHAKESHAKE FONE
IS VERIFIEDLYY UNCONSCIOUS
AFTAA I BAWWRED FER ART
I SWITCHHED ONN
I SWITCHED OFF
DEN ONN DEN OFF AHHGAIN
DENN IT COULD NVAHH BEE ONN AHHGAINN AHH!!
DENN MAJOR EVENT FER DIS WEEK IS DA [ ILURPULEONALEWIS-TATSOUNDSWRONG?] CHRONICKKLES AHH!!

DEMAND: DRAWP ART AHH!! FWIDAY WAN MEET DURRLANGG- CANCELEDD- GAWWT ARTT!! SAT - GOO SUNTEC MEET DURRLANGG- CANCELEDD-GAWWT ARTT!! MONN-NOO ART- MUS MEET SOLO-IN DA END- GAWWT ARTT- BAWWWWRINNN AHH!! 2UESDAYY- OSOO GAWWT ARTT AHH!! HOW CANN EVWEEDAY ART AHH?? HOWW CANN HOWW CANN????? DURRLANGG SAVEE MEE DURLANGG O SAVEE ME SAVEE YESHH SAVEE MEE!!
NIZAMM DA BIGGGBIGGGGGGG LIMITEDDNVAHHBEFOREESEENNEDITEEYONN VERFIEDD HALALL MARSHMALLOWW AHH!! SYAHHRULL DA DOUBLEE MNMM LYKK TABLETT CHAWWCKKLETTS EATENN N COMPLEETELAYY FINISHEDD DURINN GEEPEE ANDD JOANNAA DA CHEEKIEECHEEKIES AHH!! OO GAWWT SUMMORE UNAVAILABLE IN PICKKCHAS SINCE ITS IN DA FWIDGEE OR IN DA STOMACHH OOLEDII LYKK RIOO SUPAHHSUPAHHDROOOLIN CRUNCHILICIOUSLAYY DEHHLEECEEYOUS DA BROWNIEE LAAA SOPHIESAYANGGRONGGRONGG DA TOBLERONE N BLUEE PUMPINN HEARTT N BERIBUU MERCI CHOCKKLATES LAAA, DENN JOANNAA DA GIGANTICKAHHLLAYY TOWERRIN FRIDGE-INDUCEDD-FERRTEATYMM ICEDD MUFFINN AHHH AND GEE EE MOKK MOKK DA TOFFEEFLOODEDDFERAROOROCHEYYCHOCCBOXX ETC ETCC AHH!! CLAPPCLAPPCLAPP!! NOWW NOWWWWW NOWWWWWW TYM 2OO MEET MA DURRLANGGS AHHH!! PWEZZIEPWEZZIEE?? I NOEE U HAVE OONE!! FERRAHGAMOO DEFENSIVELAYY COVERED HERSELF UPP AFTAA SHEE CONFESSED BY ACCIDENTT OONE AHH!! CLAPPCLAPPCLAPP!! I RCOMMEND WE TRADE PWEZENTTS MONTHLAYY CONFIRMM GERRRREKK OONE AHHH!! I CAWWLLECKKT U CAWWLLECKTT WEE CAWWLLECKT 2GEDAGEDAA AHHH!! O I DUNTT HAVEE DA BIBGGS, DA SKIPPIN ROPEES, DA STARRFISHH GAWWGGLE DA PICCS AHH!! SEND MEE SEND MEE SENDD MEE ZANKKYEWWW!! REVALATIONN OF GEWWDHAWWTPWEZENTS FWOM CHANELALI IS BEINN PUBLISHEDD 2OODAYY AHH CLAPPCLAPPCLAPP!! DAA VEEDAYY GIFTT FWOMM MEE 2OO CHANELALIII IS DA SPYYDAAASANDMANNN AHHHHHH!! I LYKK DA BOXX I LYKK I LYKKK AHHH!!! O AND STWEETTBEARR BOXX STOOD DEHH SIDE BY SIDEE NAWWT DUSTAYY AS EVAHH HAWWWTTT AS EVAHHHHH AHHH!!

SATURDAY MORNING BEARS DA HIGH DEFF. OF HOW CHANEL ALI IGNORES ANAYY FORM OF SUNLIGHTT N INSISTT ON STICKINN HER ASS ON HER BEDD, DROOPIN HER EYELIDDS DOWNN, PLACE HER SNORES IN2OO SILENT MODE WIT SMILES OF SERENITAYY CARVEDD DIRECKKTLAYY ON HER LIPPS AS SHE VIVIDLAYY DREAMMS OF WAT SHE DREAMMSS!!
O
NOOO
NOOOOO
NOOOOOOO!!
NUTHANGG LYK DAT HAPPENED LYKK YESTAHHDAYY!!
YESTAHDAYY WAS A SATURDAYY!!
O
DA ART TCHERS
INSIST AND
INSIST AND
INSIST
DA IMPORTANCE OF YANKKING MA ASS OFF MA FEATHERAY BEDD
FER WAT??
YESH!!
FER WAT??
TO WITNESS DA STAHTUES SHIPPED FWOM DA LOUVRE 2OO SINGAPORE
O WAITT WAITT
MUS EMPHASIZEE ONE PARRTICKULAR WORDD BEFORE DA WORD STATUES!!
DA NAKED STAHTUESS FWOM DA LOUVRE TO SINGAPORE AHHH!!
O DA MUSEUMM IT WAS LITERALLAYY FLOOOOOOOOODEDD WIT DEMM N.STAHTUESS!!
O PLUSPLUSPLUS
WEN CHANEL ALI WAS BUSAYY UNCOVERING A MAPP FWOM HER BAGG FINDINN DIS PARTICKKULARLAY NAWWT SOO DA POPULAR SITE OF DHOBBY GHAUTT AREA WHICHH WAS SPPOSED 2OO BEE DA MEETIN POINT,
FERRAHHGAHMOO TAHAA WAS SNOOOOOOORIN ALOUD ON HER BEDD AHHH!!!!!
O RMIND MEE NVAHH EVAHH EVAHHHHHH 2OO CROSS DA LIMIT OF NUMBA 2WOO AMOUNT OF MSGES SENT 2OO A TCHER FER SHE WILL SAVE UR NUMBAA AND CALL U PERSISTANTTLAYY ZANKK YEWWWWWWWWWZZ!!
CANN FAINT AHH!!
FAINTT U NOEE!! FAINTT!!
WALKK UPGROUNDD UNDERGROUND
LOOKED AT BACKKGROUND FOREGROUNDD
DEN DCOVERED I DINT WORE MA WATCH
THEREFORE I DINT NOE DA TYMM
DEN I LOOKED FWONT
N SAW DAT EVWEEBODAY HAD 2OO MADE DEIR JOURNEY 2OO DA MUSEUM FIRST
DENN I HAD 2OO WALK SOLO 2OO SOLO WIT DA TCHER DEHH
NAWWT LYKK VELI NEARR LAAAAAAAAA
OOOO NOONOOO SHE KEPT SAYIN
" ITS DEH DEHH!!"
DEN I KEPTT LOOKIN 2OO NO AVAIL DINT SEE NO BUILDIN DAT LOOKED LYK A MUSEUM FER ALL WAS MODERRNLAY DESIGNED SAID
" WHERE WHERE?? DUNT HAVE WATT!!"
O DEN A MAJOR FACKKTOR HAPPENED AHH!!
I LEFTT MA UMBRELLAAHH AT HOMEE
SOO WEN DA SUN BURNED ON2OO MA SKINN
I WAS LEFT WIT NOO FORM OF PWOTECKKTION N SHIELDD
HOWEVAHH,,
I WAS FLOODED WIT SUNBURRNS BLISTAHHS N OO YAA NONSTOPPYETNOSMELL SWEATT AHHH!!
O FEENAHHLAY WEE REACHED DA MUSEUM
MUSEUM; A PLACE CHANEL ALI DID NAWWT DREAAAAAAAMMM B4OREE AHH!!
O I WAS FLOODED WIT RELIEF AT DA ENTRANCE DOOR TANKKX 2OO DA GREETING OF A HUGE GUSTT OF AIR CONN. WINDD!!
O DENN AHH I WAS EVEN MOREEEEE RELIEVED 2OO SEE HAKIM DEYY ALL DEHH I OOMOS SUFFERED HEARTT ATTACKK TINKIN I DA OONI OONE FWOM DAT CLASS 2OO MAKEE ROUNDS STARINN AT STAHHTUES IN DA MUSEUMM SOLOO WIT DA OTHERR UNKNOWNN NAWWT SOO FAHHMOOOUSS CLASS IN DA WEEE WEEE HOURS OF DA MORNINN AHH!! HENGG AHH HENGGGGGG!!
DENN LATERR USED DAA DRAPERIES O NOONOOO
I TINKK ITS AN ERROR
IT LOOKS LYKK A CURTAINN DA BIGGBIGG ONE FWOM TAKA BUT WIT BIGGG GAWWWDAYY BROOCHES AT DA SIDE 2OO HANGG ON UR SHOULDAS AHH!!
DEN SNAPP HERE SNAPP DEHH!!
ALL PICS WEREE AWWWWWWESOMMELAYY NIZEE UNTIL DA MISTAA MANGUARD CAME IN SAYY NO FLASHH FER FEAR DA STAHHTUES MIGHT BE THREATENED 2OO DISSOLVE DUE 2OO DA POWWDAHHFULL CAMERA FLASH OF MINE DAT SENDS PARTICKKLES OF FISTFULL PUNCHES 2OOWARDS DA STAH2UESS WHICHH MAY NAWWT BE ABLE 2OO OVERCOME DA SHAWWK AND COLLAPSE N DISSOLVE IN2OO TINAYY TINAYY MICROSCOPICKK PARTICKKLES AHH!!
O N DUNNOO WHYY AHH
I DINTT TINKK OF SNAPPIN N FLICKKIN ON DA FLASHBTTN WENN WEE POSED WIT DRAHHPERIES AH???
DA LIGHTINN FERR DA AMBIANCE OF PURPLISHH OF PUREE DROWSINESS TRANSFORMEDD MA CAMERA OUTCOME PICKKTURES 2OO LOOKK ALL SUNGGUHH DA NAWWT HIGHH DEFF AHH!!
LUCKAYY THANG GAWWT 3REE PICS I USED FLASHH OONE BY ACCIDENT IN FWONT OF ONE N.STAHHTUE HOLDIN DISCKKUS IN PUBLICKK BUT MISTAA MANGUARDD AINTTT DEHHHHHHH 2OOOO STAWWP HERE DEHH CLAPPCLAPPCLAPPP!! NOWWNOWWNOOWW
HAS MA CAMERAHH BATTERAYY FINISHEDD CHARGIN???
I WANN 2OO UPPLOAD MA PICCCS AHH!!