Saturday, August 30, 2008
, 9:06 PM
QWEENNNOFTAICHIIIIARISEARISEARISEARISE!!OOOCLAPCLAPCLAP!!
FWIGGINN TENTT SOO HAWWWTT !!!!!!!!.????!!WHERES DEMM WAHTERRR!!????
AWWWWWWWWWWW DATTT HEATT TOOK A TOLLL ON2OOO 2UULANGG N NOWW SHE GAWWT SUNNBAKEEBAKEEBAKEEE !!HANGOOOOOOOSS!! FACE AHHHH!!
YESHHYESHHYESHHH ITS DA SUNN DAT MAKES MANN SEPETTSEPETTS LYKK DATT AHHHHHHHHHH!! BUTTT NMMIND SUNN MAKES MANNN LYKK A NAHHTUURALL BORNN MOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDELLL!!
AWWWWW YESHHYESHHYESHHH CHANELL IS DAA LITERALLAYY HAWWWTT HEATTT DATT EXUDES FWOMM WITHINNN AHHHHHH TILL IT RADIATEES THROUGHOUTT DA ENTIREE CONFINEDD TENTT AHHHHHHHHHH!!
PLEEEEEEEZZ
PLEEEEEZZ
PLEEEEZZ
FOCKKUS ONN DATT REDD FIGGURE 2OO DA LEFTT YESHH YESHH DA OONE TOUCHYNN HIS NECKK AHH!!
DA MOHHMENTT HE SAWW US WHIPP OUTTT DA CAMM HE TURNEDD AHWAYY WIT DATTT ANXIOUUS REACKKTION 2OO JOINN BUTTT ATTEMPTS 2OO MAKE IT NAWWT SOO OBVEEYOUS WENN ITS ACCHULEE SUNGGUH DA OBVEEYOUUS AHHH!!
NOOWW FOCKKUS ON DATT REDD FIGUREE AHHGAINN YESHH OO YESHH YESHHH HEE CANTT RESISTT DA TEMPTAYYTIONN YESHH YESHH HE SWIRRLS BACKK N GLANCEED AT DA CAMM DATT SEEMS 2OO BEE APPARENTTLAYY LURINN HIM AHHH!!
OOOOO FEENAHHLEE HEE SUCCUMBEDD 2OO TEMPTAYYTIONN N JOINN AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! FAILUREE OF RESISTANCEE IS WRITTENN ALL ACROSS HIS FACEE AHH U SEE SEEEEE ZOOMM ZOOMM N U CANN DETECKKT DAAA SATISFACKKTIONN OF ANSWERRINN DA CALLYNN DA SCWEAMMS EXUDEDD FWOM
WITHHINN DATT CAMERAHHHRAHHRAHHRAHHH!!
OMAHHGAWWWHRRDD.U.R.STARINN.
IN2OO.
PICKKCHA.BEARIN.DA.ELEMENTTS.OF.
HAWWWWWWT & SEXEHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
LOOOKK ATT DATT EYESS LOOKK ATT DATTT!! DEYREE FWOMM LONNDONN YESHHYESHHYESHHHH!! DA SHAPE DA SIZEE DA ROUNDNESS CUMMS FWOMM GERMANNN, DA COLOURR FWOMM LONNDONN N DAA BLACKKK EYE-LINEDD EYESS CUMMS FWOMM NOWHEREE BUT DUUBAII AHHH!!
OOOMEEGAWWHHHRRRD ITS LURVEHHDURVEHHHHLURVEHHDURVEHH!!
TAICHIII YESHH YESHH TAICHHIII!!
TAICHHIIII IS DAAA BAWWWWWMMBBBBB!!
FEWW MINN AFTAA SNAPPYNN DIS PIC CHANELL WAS BEINN KNOCKKED OUTT OFF CONSCIOUSNESS AFTAA GETTYNN IN2OO CLOSE PROXIMITAYY WITT HUDAROXICKKS SARDINEESMELLYNN ARMPITTS AHHH!!
DIS IS DAA OUTTCOME.DIS IS DAA PWODUCKKT.
DIS IS WATT U GETT.
WEN U DOO TAICHI AHHH!!
DAA WORLDD CANN NOWW WITNESS HOWWWW HUDAROXYCKK N HEEPPOOAZZAA CANNTT RESISTT DATTTT CURVACEEYOUUS ITEMS BELONGYNN 2OO CHANEL ALIII AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! APPARENTLYY CHANEL IS DEIRR SOURCE OF
INSPEERAYYTEEYONNNNNNNNN AHH!!!!!!
MA NEXTTT MODEE OF ATTACKKT LESSONN I WOULDD DEFINITELAYY PEPPERR MASELFF WIT WOULDD BEE PWOBAHBLEE KUNGGFUUU SEEIN AS 2OO HOWW CHANEL WAS HELPLESS RELYINN ON TREES N RAWWCKKS FER HELPP AS I WASS SEXUALLAYY HARRESSEDDD OMEEGAWHHRRDD OMEEGAHHRRDD!! IN PUBLYCKK AHHH BYY HUDAROXYCKKK N HEEPPOOO WHOO REGARDD CHANELL AS DEIRR INSPEERAYTIONN 2OO AN XTREEEMEE AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
YESHHYESHHYESHHHHHHHH WATT WAS DATT WATT WAS DATT????? JUS SMELL ITTT?? YESHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YESHHHH!! DATTT GWEENNN ENVELOPES US OOOOO DAYYYMNNN WEEE XPERIENCEE KARMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WADDAT MEANN AHH ISSITT DATT YOGAYOGA THANGG??
HEEPPOOOOO IS A WALKYNN SOOFFFAA CHANEL N HUDAROXYCKKK WOULDD NVAHH EVAHHH REJECKKTT DAA POSHHCOMFYNESS PWOVIDEDD BY A WALKYNN SOFAA WENEVERR OURR NECKKS ACHEE WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHTT!!
LOOKKK ATT DATTT!! JUS LOOOOOOOOOKKK ATT DATT!! DOOO U SEEE WATT I SEE YESHH I NOEE U SEE WATT I SEE N WATT U SEEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
U SEE CHANEL ALII'S VIVIDD
SINGLEE CHINN AHHH!!
FERRR DA FIRSTT TYMM IN HISTAWWWWWWWWWRAYYYYY CHANELL IS PWOVENN N STWONGGLY BELIEVEE DATT HUDAROXYCKK DOES HAVEE DEMM BUKITTBUKITTS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
OOOOMEEGAWWHHHRRRRD LOOKK ATTTT DATT LOOKK AT DATTTTTTT SEXAYY NONGG LEGGS CONDUCKTYNN HER USUALL BDANCYNN BEARYNN DA WEIGHTT OF MAAA DURRLANGGLANGGS HUDAROXYCKKK N HEEPPOOO WHOOO CLINGG 2OO MA SKINEENEEE LEGGS FERR LIFEESUPPAWWRRTT DUNNOO FERR WAHTT AHHHHHHH!!
HAWWWTTHAWWWTHAWWWT!! I CANTT TAKEE ITT!! I CANTT STANDD ITT!! SCRUNGEE DEMM HAIRRS UPP YESH YESHH YESHH WAITTTTTTTT WAIITT WAITTT ( HEEPPOOO U GAWWWT ARMPITTWETPATCHH AHH!!!MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA N HUDAROXYCKK I SEEE FEEEEEEEEELLERRS COCKKROACHH FEELLERRS STYCKKYNN FWOMM OVAHH DEHH 2OOO AHHHHHHHHHH!!MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!)
HUDAROXYCKKK U TINKK U FEATHERR WENN U CLIMBB AND LAYY FLATT ATAWWP MA LEGGGGS ALLL DENN MA LEGGS U TINKKK NVAHH DENTT AHHH MA HAIRR OOLEDIII BLASTT UPP LYKK DATT ALL BCOS OFFFF URR WEIGHTT AHHHHHHH!! O N YESHHYESHHYESHHHHHHHHH HEEPPOOO FELL IN LURBBBBB WITT MA SEXAYYY HATT AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
SEXAYYLURBBBBBBIEEEEE I LURBBBLURBB HERR HATT AHHHHHHHH!!
SEXAAYYLURBAYY2WOOO I LURBB HERR HATT AHHGAINNN!!
DATT HUDAROXYCKKKK WHOO HAS SHINAYY LEGGS SHINAYY ARMS BUTTTTTTTBUTTTBUTTTT WITT ARMPITT FEEEEEEEEEELLLERRRS AhhHHHHh!!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
SHERRWEEEEEETT AHH!!
COOOTIEPIECHANELLLLLL&AZZAHEEEPPOOOPOOOPOOOOOOYESHYESH2GEDAGEDA AHHH!!
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGAHGAHAGAHAGHAGHAHGAGAHAHAGHAGAGHAGAGAAHHH!!
I LURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBB DATT HATT LAAAAAAA!! OOOOO MEEEEE!! HEEPPOOO WHYY URR EYEBROWW FWOMM AERIELL VIEWW LYKK DATT AHHHHH?? OO BUT NMMYNDD NMMYNDD COOTIEPIEECHANELL&HEEPPOOO 2GEDAGEDA AHHGAINN AHH!!
TANKKKX 2OOO CHANELLS BAWWWWWWWWRDOMM SHE FOUNDD HERSELFF MAKYNN SHADOWWS UNDERR DAT SUPAHHWOOMANNN LOGOO N DAYMMNNNNN THYCKKK N RANDOMM THINN BARCODESS HENCE AUTOMATYCKKALLAYY BEAUTIFYINN MAWWWPHEADS GINORRRRMOOOUS TEECHAHHS DAYY CARDD AHH!!
YESHHYESHHYESHHHH WEE WANN 2GEDAGEDA SMMOREMOREEMORE AHHH!!!!!!!
DATTT ISHHH WAHHTTT U CALLL HAWWWTAYY SEXAYYY BEAUTAYYYYY ACCOMPANIEDD BY DATT HAWWWTHAWWWTT CAPP AHHHHHHHHHHH!!
WAHHHTTTT ITS DA WINDDD YESHHYESHH ITS DA WINDD BUTTT HERE CHANEL LOOKKS FWIGGINNN TOWERRYNN TALL I WUNNZAHH WHYY AHHHHHH!!
COOOTIE PIE CHANELL DINTT REHHLIZEEE BEHYNDD BLACKKBLACKK UNTYLL LYKK DATT AHHHHHHHHH!!
LOOOKK ATT DATT YESHHYESHH LOOKK AT DATT AHHGAINN!!!!!!
SINGLE CHINN EVIDENTLAYY VIVIDD HEREE AHHGAINN AHHH!! OOOO OONE MORE SEXAYY PICKKCHAA WENN DA FLASHH OF DAA CAMM IS REFLECKKTEDD AGAINSSTT MA SILVAHH CAMERAHH PLACEDD RIGHTT SMACKKED IN FWONTT OF DAATT CAM AHH!!
OOOO YESHHYESHHYESHHH!! WATTT WAS I DOOWINN????? O YAAAAAAA SINCE DA WHOLE WORLDD IS COMPLAINYNN HOWW DAT AREEYAA IS BURNYNNN HAWWWWWWTT WHYY NAWWT WEE GOO POURR DATT SYRUPP OVAHH DEHHHHH!!
AFTAAA DATT KHAISHAHH N HER KHAIRULLL CLEBERRLAYY POURR DATT MARHHHHVERRLOOUS WAHHTERR OVAHH CHANELALII AHHHHHHH WAHHWAHHWAHHHHHHHHHHH EVWEEBAWWDAYY NOWW FAYCESS ALL DIFF ANGLES AHHHHHHHHHH!! SOOO CHANEL'S CONCLUSIONN IS WETTWETT CANNAWWT NIZE TAKE PICKCHAA LOOKK LYKK WORRMM AHH!!
Saturday, August 23, 2008
, 8:54 PM
ARTT AHHH
ENABLES ME 2OO
1) NAWWTT GOO ORCHARDD - NOOO TYM OONE MUS STARE ATT SKETCHH BOOKK TINKK TINKK HERE TINK TINKK DEHH STARE AND STARE UNTILLL SUNN SUBMERGED STILL GAWWT NUHHTHANG AHH WENN I CANN GOOO BACKK 2OO MA ORCHARRD DEHH SHAWWWWPP FER SMMORE HOOOOOOOOODIES MANAYYMANAYY AHHHHHHHHHH!! O BUT NOONOONOOOO INSTEADD OF HAVINN HOODIES STARINN AT MA FACE I FYNDD DA SKETCHHBOOKK STARINN AT MEE AHHHHHHH!!2) NAWWT GOO VIVOO - SOOO FARRFARRR HORR YAAA YAAA SOOOO VEDIVEDIFARRR CANN DRAWW MANAYYMANAYY THANGGS ONN DAT SKETCHH BOOK OOLEDI BUUUUULLSHITTTT AHHHHHHHHH!! PAYPERR WILL BE BLANKKBLANKK AS EVAHHH BETTAHH GOOO VIVOO AHHHHHHH!! FYNDD SHADES AHHGAIN LYKK LASTT TYMM AWWHHAWWHHAWWHH LASTT TYMM LASTT TYMM LASTTT TYMMMM!!3) NAWWT GOOO SAFRAA & CYCLEE 2OO MA CUZZINS NEWW DA CHALETT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! BCOS WENN U CYCLEECYCLEE N TINKKTINKK UR SKETCHHBOOKK LYINN AT HOME WILL STILL BEE EMPTAYY WITT EMPTAYY PAYPAHHH WAHHTT BUUUULLLSHYTTEE AHH!!!!4) CNNTT MEET GROUPIEE AHHHHHH!! STAREE AT SKETCHHBOOKK SOO BLARRRRDYY NONGNONGG UNTIL WENN FEENAHHLEE WANN MEETT GWOUPIE AT WHERE AT MARINAA AHGAINN OOO OR ATT HAJI LANEE DA EYES SOO LEHHTHARGYCKK WANN SLEEPP AHHHHH!! IF SLEEPP WATT HPPPN???? O IF SLEEPP IN MRTEE WAIT I MISSS DA PITSTAWWP DENN I GETT LOSTT IN SINGAPORE AHHHHHH!! DENN WAIT I CUMM OUTT NEWSPAYPERR FERR MISSINGGPERSONN DENN WAIT MEDIACORPP DOWANN HIRE CHANEL ALI AHHHHH!! DENN DA BAWWDY SOO FATIGUELYY EXHAUSTED AHH!! BEINN STATIONAHHRAYY IN FWONTT OF DA SKETCHHBOOKK FERR DUNNOO HOWW MANYY BLARRRDY HOURRS AHHH NOWW WENN CANN MOOVE 2OO DA DIRECKKTION OF HUMANITAYYY 2OO DA DIRECKKTION OF HAJILANES ALL AHH WAHH WAHH WAHHHHHHHHH DAA SENSITIVITAYY ELEMENTS IN MA BAWWDYY FEENAHHLEE CANN BE FELT LYKK A HUMANN AHH!! DENN I REHHLIZE ALL DA MUSCELLS AHVAILABLE IN MA BAWWDYY IS BLARRRRRRRRDYY CRAMPPED UPP AHH!!5) DUEE 2OO DA LACKK OF SHAWWPPIN WAITT WENN I FEENAHHLEE GOO ORCHARDD VIVOO N MANAYYMANYY OTHERR PLAYCES AFTAA PROMOO OR DUNNO WENN AHH WAITT AHH I WILL LOOKK LYKK DEEZZ PARTYCULARR BEHHLAHPOKK NOOOOOBB WHOO ADORRNS OLD PEYYSENN OUTTDAYTEDD ATTIREE WHEECH ARE FAYYDEDD FAYYDEDD FAYDEDDD IN DAA GENERAYYTIONN AHH!! ( OOO N BEHLAHPOKK IS A LIVINN PERSONN AHVAILABLEE IN SINGAPORE ADORNINN ATTIRE DAT LIVES UPP 2OO DA REPUHHTAYTIONN AS A BEHHLAHPOKK AHH!! )
SOOOO I SADDDSADDD WATTT CNNT GOO HEREE CNNT GOOO DEHH CNNT DOO DIS DATT DATT DIS SOO I GOO 2OO
BLOGGSHAWWPP AHHH!!WAHHHWAHHWAHHH!!
NAWWWTT SADD ATT ALL LAAAA!!DAYYYYMNNN NIZEE AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!EVWEETHANGG BOUGHTT WITOUTT MOVINN AN ASS AHHH!! DAYYYMNNNN HAWWTTHAWWT IMPORTEDD ITEMS SMMORE AHHHHHHHHH!!
JUS LOOKK ATT DATT LOOKK AT DATT LOOKKK LYKK ICECREAMM LAAAAAAAAA DUNNOO WHYY AHHH!!!!!! BUTTTT DIS OONE I BUYY LAYTAHH AFTAA I GETT COOTIEBOYY SHAWWRTSLEEVEE N TILEECARTOONN HOODIES AHHH!!!!
AWWWWHHHMYYYMYYYMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! DAYYYMNNNN SEXAYYHOOODIE AHHHHHHH N I HEARR IT CALLINN MA NAMEE SMMORE AHHH!!!!!!!!! O BUTTTBUTTTBUTTT DIS OONE I TINKK I BUYY EIDAA AFTAA I BUYY DATT SHAWRRTT SLEEVES HOODIE ORR BUYY 2GEDAGEDA WIT DA SHAWWRTSLEEVES HOODIEE AHHH!!
LOOKK ATT DATT LOOKK AT DATTT CHANELL WANTTTS IT OOSO N SHAWWRT SLEEVE SMMORE AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O BUTTT DIS WILL BE BOUGHTT AFTAA I GETT MA COOTIEBOYY HOODIE AHHH!!
OOOO GOOODIE GOOODIIEE IT WILL ALLL BEFALL ON CHANELLS HANDS YESHHYESHHYESSSSSSSSHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! COOTIEBOYY HOODIE FERR DATT COOTIEPIECHANELLLALi AHH!!
OOOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
I SAWWW ITTT I FOUNDDD ITT I LOOOOOOOOOOYKKKK ITTT AHHHHHHH!!
O N
CHANELS BUYYYING ITT AHHHHHHHH!!
OOOO CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPP AHHHHHH!!
Monday, August 11, 2008
, 1:20 AM
YESHHYESHHYESHHHH FIRSTT TYMM CHANEL EVEN THOUGHH SWEATTSWEATT HERE SWEATT SWEATT DEHH GETT TANN HERE GETT TANN DEHH IN DA EVENTT CALLED SPAWWRTS DAYY CANN REHHVEALL DA MODELLLLSYDEE OF CHANEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL RIGHTT UNDAHH DA SUNN AHHHHHHHHHH!!
NOWWWWWWWWW SEPETT NOWWW SEHHPETT NOWW SEHPETTSEHPETT SMMORE!!
AWWWWWWWWW LOOOOKK ATT DATT HAIRR SOOO LIGHTT SOO HIGHH BUTTT NOO MOREE AHH NOO MOREE NOWW FLATTFLATTSTRAIGHHTTSTRAIGHTT WHYY WHYY WHYY WHYYYYYY!!!
CHANELLALI COMFYYCOMFYY UNDAHH SUMOO DA UMBWELLAA AHH BUTTT AHH IF U SEE SEE SUMOOO STILL LOOOK SUNGGUHH DA PANASINGGS UNDAHH DA UMBWELLA DUNNOO WHYY OOSO SHADEDD WAHHT SHAYYDEDDDDDDDDD!!
O YESHHYESHHYESHHH DAT TYMMMMMMM WENN SWEEATT HAVERNTT AHHRRYVEE DENN DA HAIRR STILL DA DRYY DRYY DENN STWAIGHTT STWAIGHTT N WENN ONN FLASHH CANN REFLECKKTED BYY LIGHTT OONEE!!
OOOOOOOO HOWWWWWWWWWWWW LASSSSYY I WANN 2OO COMMENTT EVWEEPICKKCHAA 2MOLOLOOO LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
