Monday, December 22, 2008
, 6:23 AM
OOOOOYESHYESHHLETSDOiTTiNNDA.AiRPAWRTAHGAINNN!!!!!!
OMAGAWRHDD!!
I GYVE UPP AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANYONE ASKIN FER
"CAN U UPLOAD SMMORE JAPAN PICKCHAAS''
BLAA BLAA BLAAA
I GOOO TAKEE CHOPSTYCKKS
DIPP IT SOYAA SAUCE
DENN PUT INSIDE ALL DA VISIBLE HOLES OF URS AH!!
O PLANNER PLANNER
CONFIRMED:
26THDEC:XMASREUNIONPARTAYYYYYYYYY
27THDEC:MEET DURLANGS?( XMAS TYM AHH I WANN AH I WANN!!), DINNER WIT MARIOSHROOM
29TH DEC: DICKIEDICKIEDICKIESOUTINNGGGG
BUTTTT BUTTT BUTTTT
THOSE WHO NOES CHANEL ALI
MANAY MANAYY
WILL DEFF NOE
DATT
WENN IT CUMS 2OO CHANELL ALI
NOO PLANN
CANN
EVAHH
I
REPEATT
EVAHHH
BEE
VERIFIED
UNDER
DA
WORD
''CONFIRMED''
FER CHANGES ARE VIOLENTLAY BOUND 2OO HAPPENN HORR LANG BANGS??
BUT IF U WANN BOOK ME
I REPEAT AH I REPEAT
DUNT CLASH WITHH ALL DA DATES WHEECH ARE STATED UNDER DA WORD CONFIRMED AH!!!!!!!
NO CLASH CLASH
I SAY
NO CLASH CLASH
ONE CLASHED HPPNYNG DAT TYM
COST ME ONE BOTTLE OF AXE OIL AHH!!
IF ANY CLASH OF PLANS WERE TO BE OCCURED ALL PLANS WILL BE CANCELED WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT N I WILL PROCEED WIT GOOWIN MARKET HAND IN HAND WIT MA MOMMA.
ZANKYEWWZ FER UR COOPERAYTIONN!!!!!!
THIS POST IS SPECIALLAY DEDYCKAYTED TO:
KUMBANG
2ULANG
KHAISHAH
CREDITS:
MRS ITALIANO; CHANEL ALI
O FYNAHLEE.
ZEE TAGG FWOM LEGIMAPOLE
AHBOUT 15 THANGS PPLE ZONT NOE BOUT uuU
DEN I HAVE TA TAGG 5IVE MORE PPLE??
I TAG
SAMUEL.OH,KUMBANG.FAUZAN,KAHYEW,ENGHWEE&MEEDUNT
1) chanel ali had bangs real real natural ones the whole while until she was primary 5 or 4 or 6?
2) chanel ali had reeel reeeeeeel gawwdyllocks reeel currl hair da whole baybehhh tymm
3)ooooo yahhhhh chanell ali was in 1.11,2.11,3.11, den soared to da 2econdd class in whole skewwl ooooo clapclapclapclapp 4.2,5.2,6.2 em1 ahh em1 ooooo lurvelayydurvehhhbaybehhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
4)i lykk desserrts sooo SOOOOOO muchh more thann all da sawlidd foods lykk rice fer lunch mee ferr dinner soo yawn yawwn oone im a SUGAARR typee of perrson soo if u wann seducee me witt foodd SUGARR mus bee incloodedd in da ingrediantts ahhhhhhhh!!!!! MUSMUSMUS!!iff nawt.NAWTNIZE.iff nawwt nize.NAWTSEDUCEDD.
5)watt pple zontt noe?? o now denn i noe i tell oomos 99.9%%% of ma lyfestorayy sooo blardyy hardd 2oo tinkk tinkk wahtt zeyy zontt noe ahh???!?!?!?!! o pple zont noe datt ma colgate has lime apple on itt soo its yummayyummayy buttt ive nvahh swallowed it beforee ahh buttt da smell lykk mentos lime ooooooooHHHHH chanel lykklykklykk ahh!!
6) chanell ali has climbedd atopp gates,sytting on barbb wire, wit a guyy supportyngg ma pairr of ass witt bare hands? waKAKKAKAA its reeeeeeeeeel.
7)wenn u wan tok to chanell ali, conveyy all messayges at nite wenn shes more awaykee comparedd to in da mawrnyngg wherebyy if u tokk 2oo me id wayke upp nextt mawrnyngg witt a memorayy lost of entiree words spokenn 2oo mee in zee mawwwrnyngg ahh sooo meanss ahh chanell ali moree acktyveelayy awaykee at nite untill recentlay wenn she returnned fwomm japan n begann yawnyngg at 8++pm?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!
8)chanell alii is a percussionistt bandd memberr oooOOO WAS.WAS. ferr 4ourr yearrs denn shee fleww outt n zontt wann touchh demm drums ahgainn unless theyre lykk maa unckles elecktronyckk/rubbermade drumms ahh sooooooooo HAAWWTHAWWTTHAWWWTT ahhhhh!!!!!!!
9)chanell alii was a modell wen she was aroundd 7even or 8eightt waitt i postt pickchaas of ma porttfolioo nawwt lykk noww i nawwt mohdell horrrr butt dis oone reel REEEL oone lykk ferr oone companayy itinkk oshkoshhbagawwshh or summ disneyy oone ahhh!!!!!!
1O)chanel ali love/hate relayytionshype witt legg hairrs. wenn snowwyngg or cold weatherr- goo keep legg hairr waitt warmm warmmm eazayy ahhh!!!! buttt if u keepp hairr waitt entiree legg blarrrrdyy itchayy oonce xposedd 2ooo sunn or hawwtthhawwwttt weatherr ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11)hass annn 8eightt yearrs oldahh denn mee sistahh calledd NYONYAA whoo OMAGAHWHWGHAHRJHRRDD wenntt aroundd lykk LITERALLAY AROUND fwomm paris,praquee,france n blablablaa moree europee ferr 2wentayy7evenn dayyys ahhhhhhh!!JH!KJH!JH!J!HJ!H!!!
12)antii coffee.antii teaa.EEEEEEEEE GREENN TEAA. i ratherr dipp seaweedds into COCACOLA n drynkk it all withynn 3ree seckondds ahhhh!!!!!!!
13)OHH is ahboutt tooo joinn lianniihubbayyy at da hiphawwpdance oldskewwl in brasbasahh butt ooooo waittwaittt i tott i saidd dat last last lassssssssssssstt yearrrr oosoo???? waitt i see wennn i hearr it callynnn ma namee louderr ahh!!!!!!
14)hadd ma oone petite mouthh stuffedd witt 3reee BIGG BIGG pacifiers durinn sec 2wo in historayy lessonn ferr tokyngg buttt styll gawwt space wahhtt smmore deezz pacifierrs taste gewwwwwwwd ahh of cos mus cawwmment soo theres styll roommm ferr communicayytionn despitee daa 3ree colourrfull wunnzahhfoooll pacifierrs in ma mouthh datts jammyngg ma salivaa inn weeyerrdd teethh areeyas ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!
15) WANTS A STEREO SYSTEM INSTALLED IN MA ROOM COMPLETE WIT XTRA BASS SPEAKER WIT LINKAGES TO DA TOILET SOO WENN I CONSTEEPAYTED, MELODIES COULDD BE BLASTED 2oo EASE DA PASSAYGE OF BIGG BUSINESS DELIVARAY
** O AND IN ADDITIONN AHH!!
16) I, CHANEL ALI, IS BEDIBEDI DA PARTICULARR BOUTT TEETH N BRUSHH TEETH, TOOTH PASTE,TOOTHHBRUSHH N ALL DA BLABLABLAA BOUT TEETH I BRUSHH DA NONGESTT IN MA FAMILAYY N YESHH IT WASS OONI AT JAPANN TRIPP WENN I TOHTAHLEE FERGAWWT/NO TYM 2OO BRUSHH TEETHH AHH
SOOOOO MA BREATHH WOULDD NAWWT BE AFFECKTED SINCE I DIDD NAWWT BRUSH TEETH FERR 3/347 ISSITT DAYSS IN A YEARRRRR???????
I FINI!!FINEE!!FEENEEE!!!!!!
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ENGHWEE
KUMBANGG
KAHYEWW
MEEDUNT
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YESHHHH 2WEES IT OONE MORE TYMMMMMM SWINGG IT HERRE SWINGG IT DEHHHHH PEHHPERRRLLL 2WEESINGS ARE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWT O BABBLEBABBLEBLABLABLAA LEMME JUS CONCENTWATE IN UPLOADYNGG ALL DA ONE99999999MILIONN PICKCHASS FIRSTT BEFOREE TYPINN CAWWMMENTS LAAAA!!
