Friday, June 27, 2008
, 1:51 AM
WEEEEE SHYNEESHYNEESHYNEE AS BEEYEWWTIPOOLL AS DEMM FLOWWAAAS AHH OOOOO CLAPCLAPCLAPPPP PLEEZZZ TAKE NOTEEEE DAT NOO FORM OF EYELINERRS ARE BEINN APPLIED HERE 2OO CAUSE DIS ARAHBYCKKK STYLLIZEDD EYES AHHHH!!
HOWWWWW DEHHLEECEEYOOOOUS CANN DEYY LOOKK DEYRE DEYY SAME COLOURRR OFFFF DEMM BLUEEBERRAYY LOLLIPAWWPS LALALALALLALALALALALLALALAAAA!!
YESHHYESHHHYESHHH MA MOMMAAA HAS SUCCESSFULLAYYY SNAPPED A PICKKCHAAAA OF DA MALEGGSISNAWWTONDAFLOORR AHH N WHOOO TAUGHTT HERR AHH????? LOOKK AT MEE LOOKK AT MEE LOOK AT MEE!!
BANGGRAAMANNNS WIFEE DAAA BEETLISHHELEPHANTEYOUUSLEGGS OF HAIR OF DANDRUFFF KUMBANGGBANGG DOES HERR USUALL ROUUTINE OF WAYVINN PPLE BUBBYEEBUBBYEE ALL FWOMM A DISTANCE OF MORE THAN DUNNOOO HOWW MANAYY KILOMETERRS AHH FWOMM GROUNDD 2OO SKYY AHH ELEVAYYTIN HER VOLUME N ANNOUNCINN 2OO DA WHOOOOLE BLOCKK DATT SHES WAYVINN KHAISHHAHH BUBBYE AHHHH!! SUMMHOWW DEEEZ LOOKKS LYKK HER HOMETOWWNN OF BANGLADESHHH LAAA MAYBEHHHHH!!
OMEEEGAWWRRDD OMEEEGAWWWHHDD!! DEYY BOTHH LOOKK SOOO COMPAHHTIBLEE DEYY SHOULDDD GETT MARRIED IN DA MRTEEE RIGHTT NOWW AT DA SAME SPOTTTT AHHHH!!!!!!!!!
ACCORRDINN 2OOO MINIGAOMOKKMOKKK, DEEEZ IZZZ ARTEEZZTICKK AHHH!! SOOO IT MUS BEE ARTEEEZZTEEKK AHH SINCEE OONI 'THOSEWITAMBITION,MAKE ARTEEZTEEKK THANGS POSSIBLE' AHHHH!! HOWW FAHHMILIERR CANN DA QUOTE BEE REHHLAYYTEDD 2OOO GEE EE MOKK MOKKK AHH!!
I SQUINTTT MA EYES DENN SQUINTT SMMORE FEENAHHLEE I CANTT TAKEE IT NOO MOREE THEREFOREE I DECLAREE 2OO U MAA LURRRVEEEEEEE AHHHHHH!!
'' AWWWWW GEE EE MOKK MOKK U SOO SEXAYY U SOO SEXAYYYYY LEMMEE CUMM 2OO UUUU!! ''
SKALI DUEE 2OO DIS IRRESISTABILITAYYYY DATTT CHANEL EXUUUDES AHH SHE GAWWT DIS SUPAHHNATURALL STRENGTHH DENN YANKKED CHANELL 2OO DA FLOOR AHH DENN SHE DOO DIS WHILEE MUMBLINN 2OO MA EARR '' NOO LEMME CUMM 2OO UUUUU'' AYOOOOOOOOOOO LEMME FOCKKUS ON SHARIFF LAAAAA!! WAITT HE TINKK U MAA SCANDELLL AHHH!!
WAHHHHHH GEE EEE MOKK MOKKK SUCHHH HAIRRYYNESS IN B2WEENN UR LEGGS HOWW MANAYY YEARS HAVERNTT U SHAVEDD AHH??? NOWW U SHAVE SOO MANAYY LAYERS OOSO NOO USE AHHH!! GOO WAXXIN AHHHH 2OO ENSURE PERMANENCEE N SATISFACKKTION AHH!!
OOOOO WAHHDAATT I SPOTTT A CAHMEHHRAA AHHH!!
SOOOOO JUMPP AHH SMACKK IN DA MIHHDDLE AHHHH!!
USEELESS AHHHH DATT GEE EE MOKK MOKK MUS EXHIBITTT HER PLATE SOO MUCHH AHH IN DA END I SITT SMACKK IN DA MIDDLEE OOOSO NOO EFFECKKTT AFTAA ALL DA LIGHTT IS BEIN ABSORBEDD IN2OO HER PLATE AHHH!!
HOWWWW WHITE CANN DATT TEETHH OF CHANELS BEE EVENN THOUGHH SHES IN A PLACE OF DARKNESS!!!!! DATS WENN YEWW SAYY IF BLACKKOUTT DUNT RELYY ON TORCHLIGHTTS DUNTT WASTE MONEYYY ONN BATTERIES JUS USEE DEMM PEARRLYWHITEETEETHHH AHHH!!
AWWWWWAWWWAWWW KHAISHAHH SEEKKS HAPPINESS GROPINNNN ARMPITTS AHHH O OWL AHHH!! IS SHEEEEE DA OONE IN DATT ARTICKKLE WHOO KENAA CAPTUREE FERR FORCINN DA LAYDEE IN 2OO DA LIFTTT DENN SNIFFINN DA ARMPITTT ALL AHH???????????
DA MOHHMENTT CHANELL RMOVEES HER ARMPITT OUTTT OF REACHH AHWAYY FWOMM KHAISHAHH ARMPITT SNIFFERR AHH DENN KHAISHAHH YANKKS HER ARMS FERRWARD TRYINN 2OO FIND ARMPIT INSTEADD HER ARMPITT KENAAA GEE EE MOKK MOKK NOSE DENN SHEE TRIES DESPERATELAYY 2OO BLOCKK DA SMELL BYYY SCRUNCHHINN HERR NOSEE HER MOUTHH EVWEETHANGG SOO HER NOSEHOLE CAN BCUMM SMALLER DENN SHE CNNT SMELL KHAISHAHHS ARMPITT ODOURR AHH!!
DATT HAIR 2OO DA RIGHTT BELONGGED 2OO DA HAIROFDANDRUFFFS WHEECH CAUSEDD 2UULANGG 2OO HAVE EYES COVEREDD WIT DANDRUFF LYKK IN DA BUS AHHHHH!!
DEEEEEZ IS WAHHTT U CALL CHEEKENN WHEECH LOOKKS SOOO HAWWT BUT OOSO TASTE FWWIIGGGINN SPICILAYY HAWWTT DATTT IT IS RENDEREDD INEDIBLEE AHHH!!
INTROOHHDOOOCIN DAA LEGGS OF AN ELEPHANTEYOUUSLY BEETLISHHH WHOOMM ACCHULI BELONGGS 2OO DA OWNERR OF DA HAIR OF DANDRUFFS AHHH!! KUMBANGGBANGGG AHHH!!
OOMEEEGAWWWWHHHRRDD KHAISHAHHH U LABOURLABOURR WIT KHAIRULL BAYBEEE U SITT DEHH FER HOURRS N HOURRS N I STILL CANTT SEEE DA BAYBEE DA HEADD AHH EVENN GEE EE MOKK MOKKKK WHOO STRAHHTEHGICKKALLY SATT BEHINDD DAA DATES AHH CANT SEE DA BAYYBEHH AHHH!!
AWWWWMAWWWHHGAWWWDD AHHH CHANELS ROSYY CHEEEKK SHE MUS BEE A KOHHREEYANN AHHH!!
AWWWWWWWWW DATTT HAWWTTSHOTTTTT!!
WAHHHWAHHHHWAHHHHH HOWW PEARLYY WHITEEE CANN CHANEL'S TEETHH BEEEEEEEEEE AHH!!!! DEHH MUS BE SUMTHANGG BOUTT DEEEEZZ BUS WHEECH MAKES PPLE REHHPEAT DEEEEEEZZ PHRASE AHGAINN N AHGAINNN '' UU!!UUU!! MAINTAINN DATT NOSEE HOLEE AHH!!'' FWOMM BANGGBANGG NOWW ITS INFECKKTED KHAISHAHH AHHH!! WHOO WANN SHARPENN PENCILL NOWWNOWW??
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LOOKKK AT DATT COOOOOTIEPIEEEE 2OOO DA LEFTTT AHHH!!!!! OOOO KHAISHAHH AHHHHHHHHHH!! WHYYY U GAWWT BIGGBIGGGGDEEEEEEEEEEP CRATERR AH???
WHYY EATTTT BLINGGGBLINGGS ATT DA BACKK OF DA BUSS WENN YEWWVE GAWWWTT DAYMMMMNN BLISSHAWWWT HONEYY DEWWW AHHHHHHHHH!!
AWWWWWWWW DATS WENN YEWW ASKK KUMBANGBANGG 2OO MAINTAINN DEM NOSE HOLES OF HERRS UNLESS U WANN SHARPEN UR PENCILL INSIDE DEHH AHH!! OOMEEGAWWD THERES SUMTHANGG WHITTEEEE INN 2UULANGS RIGHTT EYEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! MUS BEE KUMBANGGS DANDRUFFF AHH!!
AWWWWWWWWW CUTIEEPIEEEE ALERRTTTTT RESOUNDEDD IN DATTTT BUS AHHHHHHHHH!!
AWWWWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOHHHHH!! SMELL DEMM HONEYYDEWWWWW ===== BLISSSSSSSS LAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ITOLDJYEWWWWWWWWWWWS PEEHHHHPALLS CHANELALi IS DAAA OWNERR OF DEMM HIGHHDEFFFFJAWWLINES AHHH!! OO!!OOOO!!!! FATAIMAZAJINAMOTOZKAZAIMAZ AHHHH SEE DA WORDD ONEE INFWONTT OF JAWW??
DAAAYYYMMITTTTT LAAAA WHYY IS CHANEL LYKKK BEHINDBEHHINDD AHHHHHHHHHHHH??????
YESHHYESHH I TOLDJYEWW ONCEE IDDTELL YEWW OONE MORE TYMM AHHHHHH!!!!!! UNIFAWRMM N CAMM TAKES AWWWWFUL PICKKCHAS WITTTT UNIFAWRRMS AHHHHH!! BUT NMMIND AT LEAAAST AH CHANEL ALI GAWWT DATT FOTOGEHHNYCKK ELEMNTTS JUS LOOOKK AT KHAISHAHH BEHIND DEM PETITE FINGERRS OF MINEE AHH!!!!!! KUMBANGGG JEHLOUUS MA JAWW SOO SHARRPP SHE SCRATCHH HER JAWW MANYMANYY TYMS WIT DATTT BLINGBLINGG AHH 2OO MAKE IT SIMILARR BUT 2OO NO AHVAILL AHH!!
OOOMEEEEGAWWWWWWWWD ITS A OMEEGAWWD OMEEGAWWWD OMEEGAWWWD CHEYYYYYYYYY ITS A .SANDBARRR.
OOMEEGAWWWWRDD DAAA SANDBARRS DAYYMMNN NONGNONGGG AHH!!
WAHHHHHHH SOOO MANAYYY BOHHTAK LANDDS AHH WHERE DA MANAYYMANAYY TREE FLYY AHHWAY 2OOO AHHH??????? DATTT LOOKKS LYKK KEPPEL BAYY WAHHTERRS AHHHHH!!!!!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW IKANN BILIS OF A RIVERR OR LAKEE OR SUMTHANGG OONI GEOGGENTHUS LYKKK KHAISHAHH CANN IDENTIFYY AHHHHHHH!!
WENNN EVAHHH DIDD DUBAII CAME CLOSEE 2OO SINGAPOREE PLUS BIGGBIGGGMANYMANY MASS OFFFF TREES OMEEGAWWWRD ITS A FORRESTT AHHHHHHHH!!
OMEEEGAWWWD OMEEEGAWWWWD DUBAI N WAHHDDATTT LOOKS LYKKK TAMPINES OVAHH DEHHHHHHHHHH!! ALOHAA?? ALOHAA RESORTT?? OVAHH DEHHH?? SURROUNDEDD BY TREESS?????
AWWWWWW JUS LOOKK AT TAMPINES SURROUNDEDD BY TREES ITS BEEYEWWTIFOOOOOOOOOOL N OFF DA COAST N O!!OOOOOOOOO!!OOOO!! CHANEL IS A TAMPINESEANN AHHHHH!!
AWWWWWWWWWW BIGGBIGGG RIVERRS N TINAYY TINAYY RIVERRRS AHHHHHH HOWWWW LURRVELAYY N CHANELS SITTINN BSIDE NYONYAAAoOOOOO!!!!! WORLDSMOSTENTHUSIASTYCKK NYONYAA BOUT RIVERRS AHH!!
OMEEEGAWWWWDD IS DEEEEEEZZ SINGAPOREE??? WAHTT RESERVOIRRR IS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZ??
OONCE AHHGAIN CHANEL TURRNS HER HEADD 2OO DA RIGHTT 2OO DA LEFTT N DEMM EYES CONNECKTT WIT THOSE DANGGGG DEYYRRE SOOOO NONGNONGGG RIVERRS AHHGAIN O N DIS HORSESHOEE THANGG OMEEGAWWWWRRDDDD IMNAWWTGEOGGINVOLVEDD AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
OOMEEEGAWWWD AM I INN DA RIGHTT PLANE???? ITS DUBAII UNDERR DEHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
MOMMMYMOMMYY!!DADDAYYDADDAYYY!!AREE WEE INCIDEE REFRIDGERAYYTORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR??????
OOOMEEEGAWWWWWDDDD DIS ISHHH DIS MUSHHH MUSHHH BEEE ICE KAHHCANGG AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOOOOONOONOOOONOOOOOOOO!! CHANELS EYES N RIVERRS SEEMMS 2OOOO CONNECKKTT EVWEEEWHERE SHEE TURRNS AHH!!!!
OOMAGAWWWWD IT IS MARSHMELLOWWWW I SMELL ITT I SEE ITTTT NOWWW TAKEE ITT!!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ISNT DATT MARSHMELLOWWWW??????
YESHH YESHHH JUS WALKK ONN ITTTT WALKK ITT WALKK ITT!!
AWWWWWWWWWWWLALALLALALALALALALLALALAA DATT SEAAAAAAAA OF CLOUDS OOOO DID I SAYY SEAAA AHHGAIN???
ITINKKCHANELSOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBSESSEDWITDAREDSEAA!!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW DA RIVERR GOOES UPP UPP DENN GOOES DOWNN DOWNN 2OO DA RIGHTT DEN 2OO DA LEFTT!!
I STWONGGLYY WUNNZAHH WAHHHHHHTT IS DAT WHITE WHITE THANGG UNDERR DAT CONTEENENT???? I TOTT UNDERR BIGGBIGG THANGG SPPOSE 2OO HAVE SHADOWW OONE??? WHYY DEHH WHITEWHITEE AHH??
I SPOTTT MOREMORE WHITEWHITE UNDERR DIS CONTEENENT 2OO WHEECHH CHANELS NVAHH SEENN BEFOREE AHH!!
DIS IS DATTTTTTTTT EXTRACKKT YEWW GETT WENN YEWW READD NEXTT MONTHS SUMM EARTHY EARTHYYY MAGAZINEE AHHH!!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW LOOKK AT DA CLOUDS OO NOONOOO WAITTWAITT LOOKK AT DAATT IS DAT DA REDD SEAA??????
OOMAAAGAWWWWDD I TOTT REDSEASS A RIVERR O NOOOOOOONOOO ITS A SEAAA AHHHHHHHHHH LYK REELI REELI SEAAA N DEHHS BLUE BLUEE I TINKK DA BLOOD MUS BE DEHH FER A VEDIVEDIVEDIIIIIIIIIII DA NONNGG TYMM AHH!!
YESHHYESHHYESHH ITS TAYYKENN BY CHANELALI AHHHH!!
I FINDD COMMENTINN THANGGS WITOUTT HUMAN FACES A REEEELL BORRRRRRE AHHH!!
DATT TINAYYTINAYY HOUSES LOOKKED LYKK DA BAYWATERR CONDOOO HOUSES MADE OF PAYPER IN A GLASS MOHHDELLS AVAILABLE IN DA SHOWWROOMS CHANEL FTHR OOMOS WANN BUYY AHHH AT BEDOKKK!!!!!!
OOOMEGAWWWD I TINKK I WORKK FER DAT NAT.GEOGG MAG LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! DA WAHTERR CURRVES AHHHH!!
ALLL I SEE IS WATERRRRRR!!
O YAAAA I SEE WATERR AND WATERR SMMOREE!!
