!!KAWAiiiiiii!!LETS!!PLAYY!!LETS!!PARTAYY!!LETS!!POOOooOOO!!

Sunday, December 28, 2008 , 3:54 AM

0 comment(s)

Thursday, December 25, 2008 , 6:47 AM

FWESHLYY NONNEDITTED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

0 comment(s)

Monday, December 22, 2008 , 6:23 AM

OOOOOYESHYESHHLETSDOiTTiNNDA.AiRPAWRTAHGAINNN!!!!!!

OMAGAWRHDD!!

I GYVE UPP AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANYONE ASKIN FER

"CAN U UPLOAD SMMORE JAPAN PICKCHAAS''

BLAA BLAA BLAAA

I GOOO TAKEE CHOPSTYCKKS

DIPP IT SOYAA SAUCE

DENN PUT INSIDE ALL DA VISIBLE HOLES OF URS AH!!

O PLANNER PLANNER

CONFIRMED:

26THDEC:XMASREUNIONPARTAYYYYYYYYY

27THDEC:MEET DURLANGS?( XMAS TYM AHH I WANN AH I WANN!!), DINNER WIT MARIOSHROOM

29TH DEC: DICKIEDICKIEDICKIESOUTINNGGGG

BUTTTT BUTTT BUTTTT

THOSE WHO NOES CHANEL ALI

MANAY MANAYY

WILL DEFF NOE

DATT

WENN IT CUMS 2OO CHANELL ALI

NOO PLANN

CANN

EVAHH

REPEATT

EVAHHH

BEE

VERIFIED

UNDER

WORD

''CONFIRMED''

FER CHANGES ARE VIOLENTLAY BOUND 2OO HAPPENN HORR LANG BANGS??

BUT IF U WANN BOOK ME

I REPEAT AH I REPEAT

DUNT CLASH WITHH ALL DA DATES WHEECH ARE STATED UNDER DA WORD CONFIRMED AH!!!!!!!

NO CLASH CLASH

I SAY

NO CLASH CLASH

ONE CLASHED HPPNYNG DAT TYM

COST ME ONE BOTTLE OF AXE OIL AHH!!

IF ANY CLASH OF PLANS WERE TO BE OCCURED ALL PLANS WILL BE CANCELED WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT N I WILL PROCEED WIT GOOWIN MARKET HAND IN HAND WIT MA MOMMA.

ZANKYEWWZ FER UR COOPERAYTIONN!!!!!!

THIS POST IS SPECIALLAY DEDYCKAYTED TO:

KUMBANG

2ULANG

KHAISHAH

CREDITS:

MRS ITALIANO; CHANEL ALI

O FYNAHLEE.

ZEE TAGG FWOM LEGIMAPOLE

AHBOUT 15 THANGS PPLE ZONT NOE BOUT uuU

DEN I HAVE TA TAGG 5IVE MORE PPLE??

I TAG

SAMUEL.OH,KUMBANG.FAUZAN,KAHYEW,ENGHWEE&MEEDUNT

1) chanel ali had bangs real real natural ones the whole while until she was primary 5 or 4 or 6?

2) chanel ali had reeel reeeeeeel gawwdyllocks reeel currl hair da whole baybehhh tymm

3)ooooo yahhhhh chanell ali was in 1.11,2.11,3.11, den soared to da 2econdd class in whole skewwl ooooo clapclapclapclapp 4.2,5.2,6.2 em1 ahh em1 ooooo lurvelayydurvehhhbaybehhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

4)i lykk desserrts sooo SOOOOOO muchh more thann all da sawlidd foods lykk rice fer lunch mee ferr dinner soo yawn yawwn oone im a SUGAARR typee of perrson soo if u wann seducee me witt foodd SUGARR mus bee incloodedd in da ingrediantts ahhhhhhhh!!!!! MUSMUSMUS!!iff nawt.NAWTNIZE.iff nawwt nize.NAWTSEDUCEDD.

5)watt pple zontt noe?? o now denn i noe i tell oomos 99.9%%% of ma lyfestorayy sooo blardyy hardd 2oo tinkk tinkk wahtt zeyy zontt noe ahh???!?!?!?!! o pple zont noe datt ma colgate has lime apple on itt soo its yummayyummayy buttt ive nvahh swallowed it beforee ahh buttt da smell lykk mentos lime ooooooooHHHHH chanel lykklykklykk ahh!!

6) chanell ali has climbedd atopp gates,sytting on barbb wire, wit a guyy supportyngg ma pairr of ass witt bare hands? waKAKKAKAA its reeeeeeeeeel.

7)wenn u wan tok to chanell ali, conveyy all messayges at nite wenn shes more awaykee comparedd to in da mawrnyngg wherebyy if u tokk 2oo me id wayke upp nextt mawrnyngg witt a memorayy lost of entiree words spokenn 2oo mee in zee mawwwrnyngg ahh sooo meanss ahh chanell ali moree acktyveelayy awaykee at nite untill recentlay wenn she returnned fwomm japan n begann yawnyngg at 8++pm?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!

8)chanell alii is a percussionistt bandd memberr oooOOO WAS.WAS. ferr 4ourr yearrs denn shee fleww outt n zontt wann touchh demm drums ahgainn unless theyre lykk maa unckles elecktronyckk/rubbermade drumms ahh sooooooooo HAAWWTHAWWTTHAWWWTT ahhhhh!!!!!!!

9)chanell alii was a modell wen she was aroundd 7even or 8eightt waitt i postt pickchaas of ma porttfolioo nawwt lykk noww i nawwt mohdell horrrr butt dis oone reel REEEL oone lykk ferr oone companayy itinkk oshkoshhbagawwshh or summ disneyy oone ahhh!!!!!!

1O)chanel ali love/hate relayytionshype witt legg hairrs. wenn snowwyngg or cold weatherr- goo keep legg hairr waitt warmm warmmm eazayy ahhh!!!! buttt if u keepp hairr waitt entiree legg blarrrrdyy itchayy oonce xposedd 2ooo sunn or hawwtthhawwwttt weatherr ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11)hass annn 8eightt yearrs oldahh denn mee sistahh calledd NYONYAA whoo OMAGAHWHWGHAHRJHRRDD wenntt aroundd lykk LITERALLAY AROUND fwomm paris,praquee,france n blablablaa moree europee ferr 2wentayy7evenn dayyys ahhhhhhh!!JH!KJH!JH!J!HJ!H!!!

12)antii coffee.antii teaa.EEEEEEEEE GREENN TEAA. i ratherr dipp seaweedds into COCACOLA n drynkk it all withynn 3ree seckondds ahhhh!!!!!!!

13)OHH is ahboutt tooo joinn lianniihubbayyy at da hiphawwpdance oldskewwl in brasbasahh butt ooooo waittwaittt i tott i saidd dat last last lassssssssssssstt yearrrr oosoo???? waitt i see wennn i hearr it callynnn ma namee louderr ahh!!!!!!

14)hadd ma oone petite mouthh stuffedd witt 3reee BIGG BIGG pacifiers durinn sec 2wo in historayy lessonn ferr tokyngg buttt styll gawwt space wahhtt smmore deezz pacifierrs taste gewwwwwwwd ahh of cos mus cawwmment soo theres styll roommm ferr communicayytionn despitee daa 3ree colourrfull wunnzahhfoooll pacifierrs in ma mouthh datts jammyngg ma salivaa inn weeyerrdd teethh areeyas ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!

15) WANTS A STEREO SYSTEM INSTALLED IN MA ROOM COMPLETE WIT XTRA BASS SPEAKER WIT LINKAGES TO DA TOILET SOO WENN I CONSTEEPAYTED, MELODIES COULDD BE BLASTED 2oo EASE DA PASSAYGE OF BIGG BUSINESS DELIVARAY

** O AND IN ADDITIONN AHH!!

16) I, CHANEL ALI, IS BEDIBEDI DA PARTICULARR BOUTT TEETH N BRUSHH TEETH, TOOTH PASTE,TOOTHHBRUSHH N ALL DA BLABLABLAA BOUT TEETH I BRUSHH DA NONGESTT IN MA FAMILAYY N YESHH IT WASS OONI AT JAPANN TRIPP WENN I TOHTAHLEE FERGAWWT/NO TYM 2OO BRUSHH TEETHH AHH

SOOOOO MA BREATHH WOULDD NAWWT BE AFFECKTED SINCE I DIDD NAWWT BRUSH TEETH FERR 3/347 ISSITT DAYSS IN A YEARRRRR???????

I FINI!!FINEE!!FEENEEE!!!!!!

TAGG:

SAMUEL.OH

ENGHWEE

KUMBANGG

KAHYEWW

MEEDUNT

0 comment(s)

Friday, December 19, 2008 , 8:40 PM

" O CHANELLLLLLLL!! URR JUSTT LYKK AN OLYMPICC GYMNASTT!!!! "
- YESHHYESHH I HEARDD DAT B4ORE.OFTEN AHH. OFTENN!! WAKAKAKKAKAKAKA!!!!

LETT LADAYY CHANEL ALI DA OLYMPICIANN GYMNASTT LEADD UUUU UPP WITTT ONE2WO3REE LETTS STRETCHH UPPPUPPP 2OOO HEARRRRRRRTS!! ( OMAHGAWWHHRRD WAHHHHHHHHTT TOKIN MEE???? BLOGGYN MAKES CHANEL HEN LEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

DA DEVYCE WHEECH I WOULDD SPENTTT 1OOOOOOOO $$$$$ 2OO GETT IT PLANTEDD IN ALL TOILETTS OF DA WORRLD SO WENN WEE SHEEE SHEEE OR DOO BIGG BUSINESS ALL DA PLOOPP PLOOPINGG SOUNDD WENN DAT SUMTHANG SUMTHANGG LANDEDD ON DA WATERR SURFACE OF DA BASE OF DA TOILET BOWWL COULD BE DROWNEDD BY DA SOUNDD OF ELECKTRONYCKK CLAPPYNG HANDDS PLUS FAKEE FLUSHYNGG NOISES EQUIPPED WITT VOLUME ADJUSTMENTTS SOFTSOFT 2OO LOUDDLOUDD AHHHHHHHHHH!!

OMAHGAWWHRRD THOSE UMBRELLAAS IS CALLYNGG MA NAMEE WEE SNATCHEDD DEMM UPP CAMWHOREDD IN FWONTT OF YUANXIAAS CAMERAHH TILL I EVENN KNOCKKED WIT A LOUDD BANGYNGG SOUNDD ON DA JAP TCHA'S HEADD O KNOCKEDD DA UMBWELLAA ONN HERR HEADD LYKK DATT AHH GAWWT SOUNDD AHH WENN I KNOCKEDD THANGGS ON SINGAPOREANS HEADS NOO SOUND WERE EXOOOODED AHHH!!!!

AWWWWW ITS A BEEYEWWWTIFOOOOOLLLLLL SUBWAYY AS BEEYEWWTIFOOLLL AS AS AS AS AS AS AS AS AS AS AS AS AS A SILENT LIBRARAYY YEHHHHH INDEEDD AHH!!! ONE FARTT OR BURRP COULD ECHOO THROUGHOUTT THE ENTIRE SUBWAYY N RESOUNDED ITS WAYY ALL AROUND TILL ITS MISTAKENN FERR A BLASTYNGGLYY SMELLYY FOUL BOMMBBB AHHHHHHHH!!

DEYY DOO 2WEES CHANELL DOO 2WEES KAILINGLONG DOO 2WEES MANAY MANAYY DOO 2WEES WEE DOO 2WEES WEE DOO 2WEES 2GEDAGEDAGEDAAAAAAAAAAAA AHH!!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YESHHHH 2WEES IT OONE MORE TYMMMMMM SWINGG IT HERRE SWINGG IT DEHHHHH PEHHPERRRLLL 2WEESINGS ARE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWT O BABBLEBABBLEBLABLABLAA LEMME JUS CONCENTWATE IN UPLOADYNGG ALL DA ONE99999999MILIONN PICKCHASS FIRSTT BEFOREE TYPINN CAWWMMENTS LAAAA!!

NOWWNOWWNOWWWWWWWWWW

WE SOOOooOO DUNT SEE DEEEZ 3REE EVERRAYYDAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :

JAPANESE ADORN SHOES & SOCKS DAT ARE NIZENIZE SAME SAME 2GEDAGEDA AHHH UNLYKK SINGAPORE WHERE BY IF UNIFORMS ARE MATCHED 2GEDAGEDA WIT DA WORDS ''SAMESAME'' ALL STOODENTS COULD PREDICKT AN OMINOUS AWWWBIT PHUTURRE ANDD BIDD GEWWD BYE 2OO WALKYNN ON HIGHH FASHYONN RUNWAYY AHH!!

OMAGAWWWWHRRRRD SAAAA KOOO RAAA DEN DA BELOWW DEH WOULD GOO CLIGG CLOGG CLIGG CLOGG DENN CHANELL WOULDDD YEALLLLLLLL IN XCYTEMENTT UPONN HEARYNGG DA SOUNDD OF DA LURRVELAYY CLIGCLOGGS WHEECH UNFORTUNATELY DA OONE 2OO WHEECH I PURCHASED WAS 2OO SMALL N APPARENTLY IT WAS A PAIRR I BOUGHHTT JUS SECKKONDS AFTA I AWOKEE FWOMM DA SNUGG NONGNONG NAPP IN DA BUS AHH THEREFORE I WASNT IN DA CONSCIOUS MINDD OF DA SIZES AVAILABLEE UNTILL SUPPERRTYMM AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O N YESHHH OOOMAGAWWHRRD DIS SAAAAAAA KOOOOO RAAAAA SONGG IS ECHOWINN IN MA BRAINNS AHHH ITS EVENN MA ALARMM AHH FWOMM TEEVEE DA SONG 2OO WHEECH I AWOKENN UPON HEARYNGG IT BLASTYNGG ON TEEVEE AT AROUND 6IXX AHH SOOOO EFFECKKTYVE AHH!!!!!!!!!

OOO N YESHH FEENAHLEE IT ISNT EVERAYY SINGLEE DAYYY YOU WOULDD BE ABLE 2OO WITNESS DEEZZ JACINTHH HOLDYNGG A MICROPHONEE UNDERNEATHH HER MOUTHH WAHHTTT!!!!!! O DIS CAM IS UNDERR FLASH MODE WHY STYLL BLACK BLACKK AHH??????

OMAGAWWWWRHHD I NEED MITZOO BAHHHHDDLAYYY!!!!!

O HEMMMMMM MAYBEHH I CAN WAIT FER DA ARRYVAL OF MITZOO LAYTAHH NOW STRIKEE DEMM POSE FIRSTT AHH!!

OOO YESHH YESHH YESHH DATS DA WAYY WEE HAVE TA STRYKKE A POSE WIT MITZOO OR NAWWWWWWWTT!!!!!!

ooooOOOOO MARIOSHROOM WIT SNOOPY OMAGAWHRRD ANOTHA NAWTEVERAYDAYSEEN SCENE AHGAIN AHHH!! NOWW I WUNNZAHH IF HE PLAYS WIT BARBIE HELLO KITTAY OR BLABLAA WENN HE BAYBEEE BCOS HE SEEMS 2OO BE HANDLYNGG DA SNOOPY LYKK HED SEENN IT EVERAYYDAYY IN HIS LIFE AHH VIA DA PROTECKKTYVE CRAYDLEE AHH!!! OOOO WAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!!

SILHOUTTESFULLSTAWP.BAGGYJACKETSFULLSTAWP.

lurverlayyylurrverlayyelevaytorrpehperrrll!!

oooOOOO yehhhh BAYBEHHHHH!!

COOTiEPiE CHANEL iS STRYKiNG iT AHGAIN!!!

NEVAHH EVAHH RELYY ON DA STOOL OF AN ANCIENTT BIKE IN TYMS OF CONSTEEPAYTIONN AHH!!!! OUTCOMES MAY BE DETRIMENTAL. TO.DA WORLD.

OKAYY OKAYYY JUS PADLE PADLE OMAGAWHRRDD IM GETTYNN SOO FRSIJSKJKJAKJWKJKAJWKJHWKJW SLEEPAYY WRYTINGG ALL THEEZZ WUNNZAHFOOLL FOTO CAAWMMENTS AHNYOONE VOLUNTEERYNG 2OO DO IT FER MEE COULD BE BESTOWEDD AS MAAA MAAAA - O DIS BRAIN DUNT FUNCKTION NOWW 2OOO

OONCE AHGAINN PAY ATTENTEEYONN 2OO DA SIZE OF THOSE BAGS BENEATHH THOSE EYES OO YESHH YESHH YESHH ITS NOO ILLUSIONN I HAVEE VERIFIEDD IT ANDD IM PROUDD 2OO ANNOUNCE DEEZZ EYEBAGGS GETT PHLATTERR N PHLATTERR DAYY BY DAYY WHENEBBA THEYRRE XPOSEDD 2OO DA WINTERR CLYMATE AHHHHHH!!!!!!!

AWWWWWWWWWWHHHHH IVE GAWT BIGGBIGGBIGG.DREAMS ATOPP A RICKSHAWWWWWW

OMAGAWHRRDD IT WAS DENN DID I NOEE WAHHTT OCCUPAYTIONN OPPORTUNITAYY OF SUCCESS LIES BEFORE MEE DATT TONES DEMM MUSCELLS ON MA LEGGS N OFFFFF COS ITS MA OONE AND ONLAYY MA WHYTE WHYTE WHYYYYTE LIMORYCKSHAWW BAYBEHHH TAKE DA BACKK SITT NOWW 5IFTAYY DOLLARS PER KILOMETERR AHH!! SINGAPORE DOLLARS ACCEPTEDD EVENN EUROPEAN MONEY 2OO.OTHERS.REJECKTED.

"HOWW MANAYY YEARRS DOO I HAVE 2OO TELL UUU MY DRYVERR HOWW MANAYY GENERAYTIONS DO I HAVE 2OO WAITT FERR UR ARRYVALL 2OO PUSHH MA TRYSHAWW??!?!?!?! OONE MORE TYMM N U CANN PUSHH WHEELBARROWWS IN AFRYCKKA AND GETT SUNBURNEDD FEREVAHH!!"

"O YESHH I DIDD PEDALEDD OKAYY I PEDALEDD LYKK MADDD TILL MA HEELS BROKE OFFF BUT WHYY AM I STYLL AT DA SAME FRYGGINN SPOTT!!!!!! OMAGAWHRDD IM RED HAWWT BURNYNGG NOW SUMBAWDAYY GETT ME AIRCONN OR SUMTHANG NOWW!!NOWW!!I SAY NOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!"

OONCE AHGAINN WENN U CANTT PEDALL DOO IT ASOHH STYLEE REHLEASE DEMM FINGERRS LYKK THERES NOO BONES NOWW SHAKEE ITT HERE N DEHH WITT A HANKERCHIEFF BAYBEHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

OMAGAHWRRDDDD I DINTT SNAPP DIS PICKCHAA WAHTTT CAWWMMENTS DOO I HAVE FERR DIS PICKCHAA XCEPTT OF ITS SEXAYYYYYYYYNESS??????

CURRENTLY, LEGIMAPOLE 20O8=

1O YEARS AGO LEGIMAPOLE =

OMAHGAWWWHRRRRRDD DEEZZ WASNTT SNAPPEDD BY CHANEL ALII BUTTT DEEEZZ LOOOOOOKKKKKKK CAAAAAAAAAAAAARRTOOONN LAAAAAAAAAAAALALALALA WAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAAAAAKAKAKAKAKAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMAGAWWHRD ITS DA SAME SAME AS DA PICKCHAA ABOVE AHHH!!!!

CONCLUSIONN: AGE IS NO BARRIER WENN IT COMES 2OO LEGIMAPOLEE'S GLARYNG SMILE DATT SEEMS 2OO BEE THREATENYNGGG 2OO REACHH RIGHTT UP UNTILL DA ENDS OF HERR EARRS LAAAA JUS LYKK NOWWWW AS SEEN FWOM HuumMMMMM AHBOVE?? awwhhh HEALTHY SMILES WAHHTT DO YEWW XPECKTT?????WAKKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAA!!!!!!!!!!!

VOGUE.VOGUE.BAYBEH.VOGUE.VOUGE.

WASNTT DIS PICKCHAA AHBOVE?>>???? ISSITT DIFF????

CHANELLALI&OO.HERCARR!!!!!!

WHYYY YAA STAYRINNN ATT MAA CARR FERR???!! DIS AINT NOO SALE AHH!!

OOOOOOOOOO BLISS MA LOWW STORAYY. LOWWTAYBLE.LOWWHOUSE. BLISSBLISS!!

OOOOOOO WAHHDDATT WAHHDDATT SOO BLACKKBLACKK????

wahhtTS DATT BHNDD US AHH?????

WAHHHHHHHHHTTTT?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!>!>?>!>

IMMAA HERE IMMA DOWNN HERE IMMA DOWNN BSYDEE LEANYNN PISAAAAAA!!!!!

AYAAAAAA MUS WAITT AHGAINN FOOHHHHHH MISTADRYVER SHOULD REELI BE THROWWN ON WHEELBARROWW ROLLIN DOWNN HILL LAAAA!!!!!

POOOOOO!!!!GET CONSTEEPAYTEDDD ON A RYCKKCHAIRR!! HOWW WUNNZAHFULLAY ROHMANTYCKKKK AHHHH!!!!!!!!

STAYYYYNDYNGGGGONTHANGSAREHAWWTHAWWTHAWWTTT!!!!!!! O I SOOO ZONTT NOEE WAHHTTAA CAWWWWWMMENTT OOLEDIIDIDIDIIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDI!! INSPIRECHANELLALI AHHH!!

I LYKKK DOMES I LURVE ITT I JUSS LYKK ITT IMM INN LURRVE WIDDITT 1

I CANTT KEEPPP MAA EYES OF DOME NOONOONOONOOOOOOOO!!!!!

DOMEEDOMEE&GEWWDHAIRDAY=PERRRFECKKTEEYONN AHHH!!!

BE.AMAYYZEDD.BE.AWEDD.BE.WAHHHTJHTJDHTJTHJTH?!??!?!?!!!

WALLLOFPERFECKKTIONN

DIS WALLS 2OO EMPTAYY OMAHGAWWRD HORRENDOUSITAY IT NEEDS A DOUSE OF PERFECKKTION!!!

DO IT DA AS0OH WAYYYYYYYYYYYY( SNAPPYNGS OF DA POSE IT UPP LYKK AN ASOHH PICKCHAS AVAILABLE BELOWWW) :

DEYY IT CORRNN LYKK IT WAS BORRNEDD FER DA FIRSTT TYMM WAHHHH!!!! AWWWEESOMINGGS AHH!! IF OONI I HADD YENS AT DATT TYMM 2OO DOO DATT 2OOOO!!!!!!!!!!

OMAHHGAWWWHRRDD FISHH BOOTTS LOOK SOO SEXAYLAYY GLOSSAYY I WANNNN BUT.

IF OONI I HAD YENNS.

AWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

CHANELL&KUMBANGBANG LOOKALYKK YESH?NO?NO?YESH?? DISCKUSSION OF YESHES&NO MAY BE PROLONGGED 2OO TAGBOARDD ZANKYEWWWW!!

OOOOOO AND WENN CHANELL WENTT BOREDDDD SMACKYNGG BAWWDAY OVAHH JAPANNS DAYMMMNN USEFUL FERR SURVIVALL VENDYNGG MACHYNES ARE AWWWWWWWESOMINGGS AHHH!!!!!!

DENNN I GOO SMACKK SMACKK SMMORE OOO IT FEELLS BETTAHH N BETTAHHHHHH WAGAGGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKA!!!

FYSHHSHAWWPP.BAYBEHH.ILYKKK.ITT!!!!!

LETTTTTTS.GOOO.BOOGAYY.WOOGAYY.OOOGEHH.FYNDYNN.FYSHH.BAYBEHH!!

ASOHHHHHH LAYY UR HANDD OUTT FER A HANKERCHIEFF STYLEE AHHH!! WATTOO DOO ASOHH GOES MARKETT FYND FISHH WAHHTTT!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH LOOKK PLATES ARE DA EYES BELOWW DA PAILS DA MOUTH AND OMEEGAWWD DIS FACE HAS A TONGUEE STYCKYNGG OUTTT AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOOO WAAAGAGGAGAGAGAGAGA GIANTT GIANTTT GASS TANKK CANN MOOVEE AS FASTTT AS A CARRRRRRRR AHH N EVENN OVERRTOOKK A LORRAYY AHHH WAGAGAGGAGAGAGA I WANN DATT IT LOOKKS MORE AWESOMINGG DENN MAA GO-KARTTS AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FISHH I BOUGHTT FER MA MOMMAAA ARE STOREDD IN DIS FRIDGEE AHHHH!! U WANN OONE AHNYOONE????? HOW MANAYY U WANN?? WATT KG?? WAT COLOURR?? ALL HERE AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMAGAWHRRD I TINKK ID MASSYVE UPLOADD ALL DA PICKCHAS HERE FIRSTT.

DELETE IT FWOMM MA FTHRRS LAPTAWP BEFORE HE DCOVERS DA CHANGE OF MA EYEBALLS COLOURR.

DENN WRITE CAWWMMENTT FER EACHH N EVERAYY FOTO I HAVE SUCCESSFULLAYY UPLOADEDD HERRE.

YESHH YESHH????

I TINKK ITS A BAWWWHHRYNGG IDEEYAA BUT SINCE FTHR NEEDS LAPTAWP BY ONE PEE AMM

MASSYVE UPLOADD IS A BEDIBEDIBEDI DA GEWD SOLUTEEYONN AHH!!!!!

OMEEGAWWHRRD

MUS TYPE DA HARAJUKOOS,COKE,STEWARRDESS,MCCAFE STAWRRAYYS AHH O YAA N SUM PINGG PLANG PLOONGGS STOREES IN B2WEEN WHEECH ALL HPPN NAWWT ON DAY 2WOO I TINKKTINKK ITS ONN DAY 345678EIGHTT AHH.

GEWWWWWWWD

SINCE ITS ALL BEEN TYPEDD

DENN CHANELL CANN RMEMBAA DENN NOWW LETT ZEE MASSYVE UPLOADDDDDD BEGYNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

0 comment(s)

, 5:29 PM

CANN I SKIPP DAY 2345678 ALLL N FOCKKUS ON DA PARTT OF
HAWWT
I REPEAT
HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWTT
'WELCOMIN OF A CELEBB' DAYY AT ZEE AIRPAWRT
BY MA DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRLANGGGGS
AWWWWWWWWWWWHHH
SOOOO
NIZEE
NIZEE
NIZEE
NOWW
I WAN AN ENCORE CANNCANN????
CHANEL ALI HAS GYVIN UPP ATTEMPTYNG 2OO EDITT EACHH N EVERYY PICKCHA O WAITTT!! SHE HASNT EVEN STARTED IT YETT BUT SUMTHANG TELLS HER DAT OONCE SHE ATTEMPTS 2OO COMPLETE EDITINN EACHH N EVERYY PICKCHAA A NEWW MILLENIUM WOULD ADORNN, NEWW GENERAYTIONS WOULD BE BORRN ANDD DEEZZ BLOGG WOULDD DECOMPOSE IN2OOO POOOOOOOOOOPSIES AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YESHH YESHH
HAZIYAHCHANELALi
LYKKKS 2OO GOO OUTT
UNTIL DA SKY BLACKK BLACKK
N MOON ROUNDDROUNDD
BUT I TINKK I GAWWT JETT LAGG AHH
MA EYES DROOPP DA MOMENTT I SITT STAYTIONARAY ON ANAY THANG DA BUS DA TRAINN DA CARRR DA AIRRBUSS DA FLOORR DA SOFA AHNYTHANGG AHH!!!!!!!!
I MUS CHEWW CHEWW I MUS EATTEATT I MUS WALKKWALLKK ( OF COOS DAT OONE I ZONT WAN DOO AHH!! WATT HUMANN LURRVES 2OO WALKK AH!?!??!?! WATS DA USE OF TRAVELAYTORR IF HUMANS WANN 2OO WALKK!!!!!!!)
AND OMAAHHGAWWHRRD
WHEECH CUZZIN IS GETTYNN MARRIED 2OODAY DIS TYMM AHH????
I HAVE A VISIONN DATT I DA TIREDD SOULL WIT XPANDYNGG EYEBAGGS DA MOMENTT I REACHED SINGAPORE WILL NEED 2OO RETELL N REETELL N RETELL STORIESOFJAPAN AHGAINN AND AHGAINN N AHGAINN DURIN DA WEDDYNN CEREMONAYY AHH UNTYLL SALIVAS STYCKYNGG ON MAA WINDPIPES THROATS TONGUE OR WAHDEBBAHH THANGGS EVAHPOWRATE N BCUM POWDERYSH OR SUMTHANGG AHH!!

ONN ZEE OTHAA HANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!
CHANEL ALI FEELLS LYKK A MEGAMEGAMEGA SANTA CLAUSYNGG
WITTTT BUNDLES N BUNDLES N BUNDLES OF MILEEYONNS OF GYFTS FERR MA ZURRLANGGGGGGS N MANAY MANAYY MOREEEEEEEE
ALL DA WAYY FWOM EUROPE AND JAPANN AHHH!!!
REEL ONNE YESHH YESHH REEL OONE
ITS EIDA STATED MADE IN SWISS OR MADE IN JAPANN AHH!!!!
SOOO CANN FASTA FASTA COLLECKKT N TAKE ITT
O BUTTT BUTTT BUTTT
IN ORDERR 2OO COLLECKTT IT WEE MUS MEET WAHHT!!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GAWWT MORE XCYTNGG EVENTTS AHPPROACHYNGG AHH!!!!!
BUT I TINKK MUS LISTT DOWNN AHH
I ZONT WANN CLASHYNG OF PLANNS AHGAINN AH
IT IS
H O R R E N D O U S
SOOOO AHHH
FIRSTT MUS
1) MEET N REVEALL 2OO MA DURRLANGGS DA JAPANN THANGGS ( O I WAN STARBUCKS AHNYWHERE OONE I WAN DA COOKIE N FRAPPO DEN WE GOO FER FONDUE AHH JAPAN NO FONDUEE OONE AHH!! O WEE DOO CHRYSTMAS STYLE AHH!! EVWEEBAWWDAY BUY GYFTS FER OONE ANOTHAA OSOO DENN WEE GOO FYND TREE AT PASIRRIS PARKK OR BOTANYCKKGARDENN DENN WEE CHANGE CHANGE PRESENTT SOO WAITT I OOSO GETT THANGGS AHh!!! DENN DEHH ALL CAMWHORRE PICKCHAA CUMM OUTT CONFIRM LYKK FRONT COVERRR OF MAGAZYNEE AHH!! CANN AHH CANN OMAGAWHRRRRD CHANEL ALIII U ARRE BERR-REE-LEE-YANT!!

DENN DEHHS

2) CHRISTMAS PARTAYY ISSIT? ACCORDYNG 2OO SAMUEL WERR INVYTED 2OO CHRISTMAS CELEBBWAYTIONN OOOO NIZENIZENIZE CHEECKEN WINGGS TANDOORIS BISCUITTS ALL ARE FORTES FOUNDD IN AUNTIE ALICE AREEYAA AHH!!!
SOOOOOOOOOO I TINKK CHANEL ALI HAS BEEN BOOKEDD ON DA 26IXX DEC BUT WAHT DAY IS DAT AH?? OMAGAWWRD ITS SAT. 2OODAY??!?!?!! I TOT WED OR THURS AHHH!!!!!!

N DENN

3) ATIQAHH&BANANANANANANANANA WEE 3REE MEETTMEETT NEXTT WEEKK OSOO DATE UNKNOWWNN PLACE UNKNOWWN UNTIL DATT BANANANANA VERIFIES DEMM AHH!!

OO YAA DENN GAWWT

4) BUYY DICKIES??

5) MEETT MACAROWWNEE BACKKSYDE ALL 2OO DIST. DA ITSALLDAWAYFWOMEUROPE ITEMM AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! ITS BETTAHH DENN JAPANN ITTS IMPORTEDD BY HANDDDDDDD U OWEE MEE MANAY MANAYY O YAAA POTLUCKYNGG AT STARBUCKK OR SUMTHANGG AHHHH I HUNGRAYY MANAY MANAYY FERR ALL DA FOOODD DAT IS NAWWWT FYSHH, DOES NOTT OWN ANAY STYCKAYY RICE N DOES NAWWT HAVEE ANAYY JAPANESE ELEMENTT O BUT I DOOOOOOOO MISHMISHH DA SOYAASAUCE ANDD CARROTTS FWOM JAPANN AHH!!

DENNN DEHHS ZEE UNCERTAINN OONE WITT SUM BURRBERRYNGG SUMM UNSURE WEDA STYLL AVAILABLE ON EARTHH 2ULANGGS ALL
6) MEETTMEETT IDUNNOWENN BUT I ZONT WAN ANAY CLASHH AH 2OOOO MEETT UR BEEYEWWTIFOOOLLL HAIRFWOMJAPAN AHHHHHHHHH!! ITS HAWWT ITS SEXAYYYYYYYYYY EVENN KHAIRULL HASSITT NOWW WAITT DA WHOLE WORRLD SAME SAME AWWW NIZE WAHHT NIZEE WAHHTT CHANEL ALIIII IS ONCE AHGAINN
BERRRR-REE-LEEE-YANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IS DEHH SMMORE???
O YAAAA

7) GOO AUSTRALIA/MALAYSIA I TINKK IN DA WEEKEND OF NEXTT WEEKK WITT FAMILAYY OOOOOOOOOO NIZENIZENIZEE IM CRAYYYVYNGG FERR PASTAMANIAA AHHH DAYY N NITE I AWOKE FWOMM MA DREAMM FLOODED WITT DROOLS N IM YEARNYNGG 2OO ADORNN ALL MAA WINTTTTTTTTTAHHWEARR AHGAINN
OO YESHH YESHH
DEYYRR HAWWT HAWWTT
DEYRR SEXAYYYYYYY TOO
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLALALALALLALALALALAALALA

I LURRRRRRRVE iTT AHHHH!!

BUT FERR DIS WEEKK
ALL I WANNA DOOO
IS 2OO
SLEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEPP
ANDD
SERRRRLEEEPPPPP AHHHHHHHHGAINN AHHHHHHH!!

SOOOO FABB AHH!! DO IT MALIBOOOO STYLE!!!!!

XDXDXDXDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

0 comment(s)

, 5:16 AM

PRESENTYNG:CHANEL ALi SMACKED IN JAPAN DAY 1 YALL!!
omagawhhrrrrrd DIS IS HEEEEEEEE-YUUUUGGE AHHH!!

WEHHHHH?????? I PLACEDD DA WER'ON'AIR PICKCHAA FIRSTT WHYY DIS PICKCHA CUMM OUTT FIRSTT AHH??????

SORRAYY LAAAAAA STICKAY STICKAYY RISE PLUS GETTYNN DRUNKK WIT SOYAA SAUCEE MAKES UU FEELL CONSTIPAYTEDD THEREFOREE SQUATT IT INN SQUATT IN INN YESHH YESHH DOO IT NOWW 2GEDAGEDAGEDAAAA!!

OOO YESHHHHH TOLDCHAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOW DAYMNNN EFFECKTYVE DIS STRAHTERGEE ISSSSS!!!

YESSSSSSSSHHHH BAYEBHHHHH WEEE FLYY HIGHHIGHHIGHH UPP IN DAA AIRR OMEEGAWWWHRRD I LYKKKKKKK AHH IMMMM GAWWNNA POSTT DIS PIC BIGGERR VERRSEEYONN AHGAIN AHH!! LYKK NOWWWWWW AHH NOWWW!!

AND UNFORTUNATELAYY LEGIMAPOLES BIG BAWWWDAY BLOCKED MA WHOLE SEXAYY POSE ATOPP DA JAPANS SUBWAYYS SITTYNGG MARBLEE ROCKK AHHHHHh!!!!

N I HEARRD MA PHUTUREE CARR HERRE WAILINN MA NAMEE OUTRAGEYOUSLY CONTINEUOSLY UNFORTUNATELY MA HANDS CANN TOUCHH DA WHEELS LAYTAHH SINCE AT DAT PARTICULAR DA SUM OF MONEY IN MA WALLETS WAS OONI 4OURR OR 5IVE DIGITS AND NAWWT 8EIGHT AWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHH!!

COLGATE OMAGAWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTRRHD OUR BACKGROUND LOOKS LYKK LEANINN TOWAHHH OF PISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHH CLAPCLAPP CLAPP TANKK WHOO TANKK WHOO?????? SAYY IT YESHH YESHH SPELL IT WITT MEE C H A NE L A L I OOOOO CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPP!!

I SAYY DRINKK WAHHTT DRYNKK AHHH DRYNKKKKKKKKKKKKK!! GREEN TEAA LOOKKS GEWWD SMELLS GEWWD TASTES GEWWWWWD N BLABLA

BUTTTTT

CHANELALI OONI LYKK MITZUUU N COKE AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!S

LEGIMAPOLE UR FACE N DA FLASK ALL DA CIRCUMFERENCE SAMESAME U SEE!! U SEE!!

OONI TAKEN BY DA PROFESEEYONALLS OONI TAKENN BYY DAA WUNNZAHHFOOLS SNAPPED UPP BY CHANEL ALI OOO MYYYY GAWHHRRD CHANEL ALI BARRBERRLYNNGG BUBBLE I LAYZEE TYPE CAWWMMENTS LAAAAAAAA!!

I HEARTT CHOPSTYCKKS I HEARTT IT I HEARTT IT DEYY TASTE SOO GEWWD WHILST LETTYNN MA UDONNS SLIPP BYY OO CLICKCLICKCLACKCLACKK!!

OONCE AHHGAIN WEN EVWEEBAWWDAYY GAVE UPPPED OOLEDI CHANEL ALI STYLL SUCCESSFULLAY CAPTUREDD HER FACE VISIBLAYYY SOOO OKAYYYY AHHHHHH!!

ANDD DENN SINCE JACINTTHH CANTT BE VISIBLY SEENN IN CAMM AT DA PREVEEYOUS PICKCHAA SHE SQUASHEDD UPP N BOOOOOOMBOOOMM YESHH SHE SUCCEEDDED ENTERRYNN BUT NOWW KAILINGLONGG EYE NAWWWT VEDI DA VISIBLE NMMINDNMMIND CHANEL ALI STYLL VISIBLE OONE!!

DAAA MOHMENTT WENT WE USEDD 2OO HAVE BAGGS COLLECKTYNGG UNDERR OUR EYES OOO WHERES JACINTHHHHHHHHHHH?

OMGAWHRRDD BLOGGYNNNN SOOOOOOOOOOOO DA TYRINN AHH MA FOTO CAWWMMENTS IS GETTYNN SHAWWRTAHH MUS FINGERRS ARE GETTYNN NUMBER AND I CANTT SEEMM 2OO BEE YANKINN OFF DA SUPERRGLUE WHEECH LEAKED ON MA FINGERRS YEST WENN I TRIED 2OO GLUE BACKK MA BOOTS AHHH!!

CLEOO VOGUE LIME NAWWWWWWWWW ITS PURELAYY CHANEL. CHANEL ALi. IS DA NAME AHH!!

CHANELALI LEGINAPOLE N GRASSWALL AHGAINNNNNNNNNNNN

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW VENDYNGG MACHYNES FWOM JAPAN AREE A BEEEEYEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWTAYY AHHh!!!!

N DA PAINTT DEYY USED ON JAPAN ROADDS ARE BEDIBEDI GEWWWWD

OOOOOOO WEEE AREE FERRRRRRRRRRRRR-REEZYNNNGGZANGGZYNGG LETTS GOO FERR MORE HAAGANNDAZCOOKIES N CREAMM IN DA OUTTSYDE WORRRRRLD AHGAINN ENCORRE ENCORREE!!!!!!

OOO YESHH YESHH CLOSAHHH CLOOOOOSAHHH BODYY HEATT IS VEDI VEDI MUCHH DA ENCOURRAAYGED HERRE AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O WEE WERE GREETEDD BYY A TWISTERR OR SUM TORNAYYDOO OR SUMTHINN DA MOMENTT WEE ARRYVEDD JAPANN GROUNDDS AHH ZONT BLIEVE ASKK ANOTHAA AGREEABLE WITNESS LEGIMAPOLE AHH!!

O IF I EVAHH OWNN A BLACKK CARR N WOULDD WANNA SELL IT I WOULDD THROWW DA CARR IN DIS CARPARKKK N PLASTERR IT WIT DA PRICE TAGG N RCEIVE DAA CHEQUE FERR PAYMENTT A FEWW SECKONDDS LAYTAHH AHHH!! CONFORMM CONFORMMM CONFORMMMMMMM

OOOOOO YESHH HERES DA STARTT WENN CHANEL ALIS FINGERS WOULDD BE XPOSED 2OO CHAWWPSTYCKSS DAYY BYYY DAYY BY DAYYY BY NITE BYYY NITEE UNTILLLL NARITAA HOTELL ARRYVEDD AHHH!!!!!!

CHOPSTYCKKS FORRKS LAYDLES SPOONS BLAABLAABLAA CHAWPSYCKKS ARE DAAA BEST FOTOGYNYCKK ACCESSORIES 2OOO PRODUCE A OOO ITS ON DA COVER OF A MENUUUUUUUU PICKCHAA AHH LURRRVELAYY DIS IS DA MENU WHEECH BEGANNN MAA SSOYAASAUCE LURRVE CONNECKKTEEYONN OOO CLAPCLAPCLAPP!!

OOOOO WHERE DOO DEYY SELL DEEZZ LUNCHBOXES DEYY ARE NIZEENIZE HAWWTHAWWT STACKABERRLS BUT I SOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOO ZONTT WANN DATT WUNNZAHFOOL GREENTEAABOTTLE WHEECH TASTES LYKK A CONTAINERR OF SEAWEEDS WERE SOAKED N DIPPEDD INSYDE ITT AHH!!!!!

WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK LOOOKK ATT DATTTTTTTT OO ANOTHA AWESTRUCKEDD GAPIN KATHERINNE BHYND AHGAINN AHH!!!!

YESHHH YESHHH HOWWW WEE LURRRVE SUNN SHYNEE SUNSHYNEE FWOM JAPANNNNN IS FYNE FYNE FYNE FYNE OMEEGAWHHHHHHHHHHHHRD SOOO MARFARNING TYPE CAWMMENTS FERR EACHH PICKCHAA AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I LYKKKK IT COLDD I LYKKKKK IT HAWWWWWWTT I LYKKK SUNSHYNEE I LYKKK DA COLDD COLDD I LYKKKKKK ITT DAT WENN HOODIES ARE USEDD NOOO SWEAT IS PROOOOOOOHHHDUUUUUUUUUCED AHH!!!!! OOOO CLAPCLAPCLAPP!!

OOOOO WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FERR DA FIRSTT TYMM IN HISTORAYY WENN ABERCROMBIEFURRAYY JACKETT IS BEIN ADORNEDD NOO SWEAT WAS SHEDD ATTTTTT ALL AHHHHHHHH NAWWT EVEN 1MLITRE AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHANELLLALi WIT GEE EE MOKK MOKKS FEREVAHH 21OONE SHADDDDDES WITT LEGIMAPOLELEGIMAPOLELEGIMAPOLE YESHH GEE EE MOKK MOKK BEE HONOURRRED AHH OUTT OF MA MILLEEYONN MILLEE MILLEYONNS OF SHADES IN BOXXES AHH I PLUCKKED DA OONE U GYMME MA HANDD AHHHHHHHHH!! OOO YESHH YESHH I NOEE U LYKKK BUT UNFORTUNATELAYY MA LUGGAYGE CANTT FITT DATT PINKK HAIRBANDD FWOM MALAYSIAA U GAYVEE AHH!!

OOOO WAHHHHHHH TOILETT MIRRORRS FWOM JAPANN AREE NIZENIZENIZE 2OO DOO DA SNAPP SNAPP AHHHHHHHHHHH!!

I TOLDD U NIZENIZENIZE I TOLDD UUUUU U CANN GETT LUREDD 2OOO YELLOWWWWWWWLOWWWWWLOWWWLOWWWWWWWW!!

OMAGAWHRRDD HOWW MANAY YEARS WERE WE ONN DA TRAVELAYTORR AHHH???? EVENN ALLLLLLL DA STEWARD N STEWARDESS WERE OUTT OF DA AIRPLANE N OVERRTOOKK US AHHHHHHHHHHH ON FOOT AHH!!

O YAAAAAA N ALL THOSE WALKINN BSYDE DA TRAVELAYTORR AHHHH ALL WALKK SYNCROO AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! LYK REELI REEEEEEEELI SYNCROO U NOEE!!

ANDDDDD YESHHH TRAVELAYTORRRS CANTT BEE AHNYYY SERRLOWWWWWWWERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YESHHYESHHYESHH ITTS NIZENIZENIZEE WENN UVE GAWWT TYM FER STAYTIONARAYY CAMWHORYNN SESSIONNS DESPITE STANDYNGG ATOPPP A TRAVELLAYYTORRRRRRRRRRRRRR AHHHHHHH!! RMEMBAA AHHH!! PAY ATTENTIONN 2OOO ZEEEEEEE SIZE OF ZEE EYEBAGGS AHH!!

I SAYYY DEEZZ IZZ NAWWT NIZE CNNT SEE FACE OOSO AHHHHHHHH!! WHOOO TOOKK AHHH O YAAAAAAAAA OFFFFFF COS TAKENN BYYY ZEE NADIAHH WAHHTT OF COS CUM OUTT LYKKKKKKKKKKKK DATTTTTTTT!!

DIS IMMABIRDBIRDD PICKCHAA NEEDS 2OOO BEEE EDITTED BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADLAYY AHHHHHHHHH!!

AWWWWW LOOKK ATT DATTT ITS A HIGHTECHHED JAPANESE TRAVELATORR WHEECHH STATED SUMTHANGG DIGITALLAYY DEHH BUTTTT WEE ZONT NOE WAHHTTT SOO WEE STALKEDD OFF ONTO TRAVELATORRS WHEECH WAS SPPOSED 2OO GOO FASTERR DENN DA SPEED OF WALKINN BUT IT WENTT LYKK A SLUGGYNNN SNAILL DRAGGYNN SLIMMYY BODAYY ONN A ROADD LYKK DATT AHH DATT WEE FELTT DA WORLD ON OUR RIGHT N LEFTT WHOO WERE WALKINN VIA FOOTT WEREE WALKINN ON TRAVELATORRS DEMSELVES INSTEADD OF US AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOOKIN AT DA WAYY DEYY ZOOMM PASS US EXUDINN WINDD AS DEYY DID DATT AHH!!!!! WEE WERE BLOWNN AWAY BUT THEREFORE CONCLUDED DATT DOSE WORDS MEANN SUMTHIN LYK DIS TRAVALATORR '' GOES SLOWWWWWW'' OR SUMTHINN AHHHHHHH!!

YESHH YESHH YESHH WEE OWNN NOOOOOONG NOOOONG SUPAHHH SUPAHH NONGNONG SHADOWWS IN JAPANN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

DA BLUE BAGGG OF KAILINGLONGGS WENN IT WAS ONCEUPONNATYM INTACKEDD AHH!!

DAA COCKKPITT WHEECHH HAS DA TINIESTTTTTTTTTTT TINIESTTTT STAIRRCASE N TINEETINEE WINDOWWS I WUNNZAHH HOWW PILOTTS TURNN DEMSELVES AROUNDD DAA STAIRCASES BCOS WEE GAWWT STUCKK TURNINN AROUNDD WIT OURR HIKYNGG BAGGS AHHHHHH LYK LITERALLAYY STUCKK UNTIL I TINKK SUMOONE STUCKK A HANDD OUTT 2OO YANKK MEE OUTT OFF DEHH AHHH DESPITTE MA PETITE SIZE IMAHGEENN WAHHTT A GINORMOUS HUMANN CANN DOO IF DEY GAWWT DEH?? AIR BUS COULD CRACKK IN 2OO 2WOO AHHHHH!! I OOSO WUNNZAHH HOWW PILOTTS COULDD SEE INSIDE DATT TINEE TINEE WINDOWWS WHEECHH ARE SOO SLANTEDD AHHHHHHHH!! DA AIRBUS WEE AWAITED NONGNONG PRODUCEDD WEEYERRD NOISES LYKK DA ENGINE WAS RUBBIN ONN ANOTHA ENGINEE N CREAKYNGG NOISES LYKKK DA WINGS WERE HALFF IN ICE N WEN DOSE WINGS MOVED DA ICE WERE SLOWWLAYY CRACKYNGG LYKK DATT AHH!!

YESHHYESHHYESHH I TOLDD UUUU I LYKKED ITT WAHHTT!!!!! O YAA N LOOKK AT DA FACE COLOURR LYKK PAY ATTENTIONN 2OO DA WORDD GET ROSIERR AHHHH IN DAY 345678 ALL AHHHHHHHH!!

N DENN BACKSIDE ( OOOOOOPS SAWWRRLLAYYYY BACKMELISSIDE PARDON CHANELLL ALI!!!!!!!!) PAINN SOO CHANEL WALKK WALKKK GO FYND TOILETT N WASS AWWWWWEMAZED BY DA SIZE OF TINAYY TOILETT BOWLL WIT BIGBIGG BEEYEWTIFOOL BTTN DAT SAID FLUSH WHEECH REQUIRES UU 2OO CLOSE DA LIDD TIGHTT N NAWWT PLACE ASS ATOP OF IT TO AVOIDD GETTYNN SUCKEDDD IN 2OO DA SEWAGE SECKKTION OF DA AIRBUS AHH!! O YAAA DEEPP EYEBAGGS AHH PLEEZ SEE DIFFERENCE OF SIZE OF EYEBAGGS ARE DEYY BIGBIGG OR SMALLSMALL AFTA DAYY 45678?????

SINCEE DATT PICKCHAAA CANTT REELI SEE DA EYEE WHYY NAWWWT SNAPP ANOTHAA OONEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AWWW NOPENOPENOPEE STYLL CNNT SEE COLOURR LEMME GOO ONN FLASHH NOWW U CANN NAWWT OONI SEE DA COLOURR OF DA EYEE BUT U CANN EVENN SEE DA WUNNZAHFOOLLAYY CARVEDD OUTT BIGGBIGGG GYGANTYCKKK BARR HANDLESS 2OOO PUSHH N PULL DA TOILETT DOORR WIT A LATCHH WHEECH I LAYTAA DISCOVERED SAID IF U ARE LOCKINN IT SAID OCCUPIED N IF U UNLAWWCKKED IT IT SAYSS UNOCCUPIED OOOOOOOOOO WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA!!!!!! DROOOOOOOOLYNN LAAAA DROOOLYNNN HOW CHANEL ALI CANN GETT AMAZEDD BY MILLIPEDE SIZEDD ISSUEEEEEEEES AHHHHHHHH!!

OMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAWWHRRD BERRLOOOLOOOO EYES I LUUUUURVEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! NOWW I GOOWIN TRYY LESS ACCORDYNG 2OO OWL AHLIANING LOOKK SOO I TINKK I WANN TRYY GREYY ORR DA INFAMOUS GREENN LENS AHH!!

2WOO EYES BERLOOLOOOO N YESHHH STYLLL IN LURRRRRRRRRRRVEE WIDDITT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! ALL DA SWEATT BLOODD N TEARRS PUTT POKINN MA EYES ARE FRUITTFULLL INDEEED AHH!!

N DENN WEE SNAPSNAPSNAP HERE DEHH SMMORE SECKONDS BEFORE DA ANNOUNCEMENTT OF OURR NONGNONGG AWAITEDD AIRBUSS IS BEINN DELIVERRED BY AN OMAGAWWDSOPROFESSIONALMAASS SPEAKERR ON DA BROADCASTT SYSTEMM WHEECH MADE MEE GETT INSPIREDD 2OO SNATCHH DEMM SPEAKERRS FWOM HIM N BROADDCASTT ON BEHALF OF HIMM AHHHHH!! N YESHH EVWEEOONE AGGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED AHHH!! I TINKK I HAVE A RECORDYNN OF DEEZ AGREEMENTT SUMMWHERRE AHH!! NOWW WHERE IS IT???

O DIS IS A PAYPAHH WEE GAWWWTT WHYLST AWAITYNGG ZEE AIRBUS WAHHDDOES IT SAYY I CANTT SEE U GOO ZOOM INN URSELFF I FERRGAWWT DA CONTENTTS BUT I TINKK ITS AHBOUT FREE PACKETT NOODLES GYVE AHWAYYS N ORANGE JUICE FREE DISTRIBUTIONARIES AHHHHHHH!!

KAILINGGLONGG,LEGIMAPOLEE&&&&&&DA EYES OF AN ANGMOHH DA HAIRR OF A BRUNETTE LADAYYY CHANELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ALII OOOO YESHYESHYESH CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHADEBBA 3REE HOURRS MAKE NONGER AHH NONGGERR FER 3REE HOURRS WE ENVELOPED A STRING OF CHAIRRS WIT OUR JAHCKETS 2OO MAKE IT MORE COMFY 2OO SLEEP ONN IF IT STRETCHES BEYONDD 3REE HOURS I TINKK WEE WOULDD BEE CRACKKINN OHPENN OURR LUGGAYGES N STRINGINN ALL PIECES OF CLOTHH ON DA FLOORR SOO DA WHOLE WORLDD CANN SLEEPP ON DA FLOOR WHILST AWAITINN WUNNZAHHFOOLL AIRBUS AHHHHHH!!

AND DENNN WE GREWW BAWWWWWWWWRDERR STARINN AT DA STAGNENTT MARIOSHROOM IN EYEMASKK DAT I STALKEDD OFF 2OO DA LOO WIT KAILINGLONG ARMED WITT MA NEWW BLUE CONTACKTT LENS AND BEGANN POKIN MA EYES LIKEE SIAOOOOOOOOO ATTEMPTINN 2OO PLACE DA LENS IN2OO DA BLACKK SOCKETT U USUALLAYY SEE ON DA EYEBALLS AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! DENN DA DANCE PPLE WERE IN TOILETT 2OO DENN DA WHOLE TOILETT WAS FILLED WITTT CHEERRS FER APPROXIMATELAY AN HOURR SAYIN " YESH YESH!! PUSH IT IN!! PUSH IT IN!!" I TINK THOSE APPROACHYNGG DA GENTS WOULD TINKK SUMBODAYY IS LABOURINGG IN DA AIRPAWRT TOILETT AHH!! BUT TANKXX 2OO DA ENDLESS SUPPLYY OF PUSHH ITT IN JUS PUSH ITT CHEERR I SUCCESSFULLAYY PUSHED DA RIGHT LENS IN DENN THERE WAS ANOTHA HOURR 2OO PLACE DA LEFT LENS WHEECH I DID AT DA AIRPAWWRT AHH OUTSIDE DEHH DENN WENN I FEENAHLEE LOWERED MA MIRROR N REVEALED MA PAIRR OF EYES 2OO DA WORRLD MARIOSHROOM CLAIMED I LOOKED LYKK I WAS BLEEDINGLYY WATERFALLING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! BUT WAHTZEVVAHHH WAHTZEVAHHHH CHANEL ALIS EYES ARE BERRRLOOOLOOOO N SHE WANTTS IT DAT WAYYY FERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREVAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANDD DENN WENN THANGGS BEGANN 2OO GETTTT SOOOOOOO BAWWRYNGG WEE REHLIZED DA SURROUNDYNGGS WERE DAYMNNN INTERESTYNGG DA MOMENT MISTA LAK(SA) UNLEASHEDD HIS EYEMASKK N SLEPTT AT DA SPOTT WHILSTT THROWINGG ASIDEE HIS BOOTTTS UP HIGHH N ?!?!?!?!SNORINGG?!?!?! WAS DATT WAHTT I HEARRD WASSITT WASSITT????? CONFIRMATIONS ARE WELCOMEDD!!

YESHHH YESHHH YESHHH DAA CLASSYCKKK YIN WAII LOOKKIN LYKK GOOWIN FYSHYNGG WHYLSTT AWAITINN DA WUNNZAHHFOOLLAYY 3REE HOURS DELAYED DUE 2OO PSYCHOTYCKK ENGINE IN DATT AIRBUS AEROOPLANE IN ZEE AIRPAWWRRTT AHH!!!!!!! O DENN WEN I STARE AT DIS PIC I REALIZED DAT SNOWW MADE HAIR GROWW BEDI BEDI FAST YESH YESH YESH?? U STARE AT DIS PIC N STARE AT LENGTH OF HIS N OURS WEE ALL DA HAIRR IN DA DAY 45678 PICKCHAS AHH!! DEY ARREE NOOOONGGGGGGGGGGGGGNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOONGG!!

DOO.ITT.ASOHH.STYLE WIT DA GUYS WINTERRR PANTS AHH I LOOKED LYK IM ADORNING A BLANKETT ONN MA LEGGS AHHHHHH!!!! WAKAKAKKAKAA LOOKK AT DATTKATHERINE&JACINTHH CLAHSSYCKK GAAAAAAAAAAAPYNGG IN AWWWWWE FACE AHH!!

YESHHH I AMM HIGHLY DA CONFIDENTT DATT I WOULDD PLASTERR DIS PICKCHAA IN PICASSA OR SUMTHANGG N CROPP OFF ALLLLLLLLL DA LEGGS AHH OOMAGAWWHRRD I ZONTTT LYKK AHHH!! BUTTT CHECKK OUTTT ZAAAAAAAA HAWWWTT HAWWTTT BIGG EYES WEEEEEE LYKK YESHH YESHH WEE DOOo!!!!