Friday, December 19, 2008
, 8:40 PM
" O CHANELLLLLLLL!! URR JUSTT LYKK AN OLYMPICC GYMNASTT!!!! "
- YESHHYESHH I HEARDD DAT B4ORE.OFTEN AHH. OFTENN!! WAKAKAKKAKAKAKA!!!!
LETT LADAYY CHANEL ALI DA OLYMPICIANN GYMNASTT LEADD UUUU UPP WITTT ONE2WO3REE LETTS STRETCHH UPPPUPPP 2OOO HEARRRRRRRTS!! ( OMAHGAWWHHRRD WAHHHHHHHHTT TOKIN MEE???? BLOGGYN MAKES CHANEL HEN LEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
DA DEVYCE WHEECH I WOULDD SPENTTT 1OOOOOOOO $$$$$ 2OO GETT IT PLANTEDD IN ALL TOILETTS OF DA WORRLD SO WENN WEE SHEEE SHEEE OR DOO BIGG BUSINESS ALL DA PLOOPP PLOOPINGG SOUNDD WENN DAT SUMTHANG SUMTHANGG LANDEDD ON DA WATERR SURFACE OF DA BASE OF DA TOILET BOWWL COULD BE DROWNEDD BY DA SOUNDD OF ELECKTRONYCKK CLAPPYNG HANDDS PLUS FAKEE FLUSHYNGG NOISES EQUIPPED WITT VOLUME ADJUSTMENTTS SOFTSOFT 2OO LOUDDLOUDD AHHHHHHHHHH!!
OMAHGAWWHRRD THOSE UMBRELLAAS IS CALLYNGG MA NAMEE WEE SNATCHEDD DEMM UPP CAMWHOREDD IN FWONTT OF YUANXIAAS CAMERAHH TILL I EVENN KNOCKKED WIT A LOUDD BANGYNGG SOUNDD ON DA JAP TCHA'S HEADD O KNOCKEDD DA UMBWELLAA ONN HERR HEADD LYKK DATT AHH GAWWT SOUNDD AHH WENN I KNOCKEDD THANGGS ON SINGAPOREANS HEADS NOO SOUND WERE EXOOOODED AHHH!!!!
AWWWWW ITS A BEEYEWWWTIFOOOOOLLLLLL SUBWAYY AS BEEYEWWTIFOOLLL AS AS AS AS AS AS AS AS AS AS AS AS AS A SILENT LIBRARAYY YEHHHHH INDEEDD AHH!!! ONE FARTT OR BURRP COULD ECHOO THROUGHOUTT THE ENTIRE SUBWAYY N RESOUNDED ITS WAYY ALL AROUND TILL ITS MISTAKENN FERR A BLASTYNGGLYY SMELLYY FOUL BOMMBBB AHHHHHHHH!!
DEYY DOO 2WEES CHANELL DOO 2WEES KAILINGLONG DOO 2WEES MANAY MANAYY DOO 2WEES WEE DOO 2WEES WEE DOO 2WEES 2GEDAGEDAGEDAAAAAAAAAAAA AHH!!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YESHHHH 2WEES IT OONE MORE TYMMMMMM SWINGG IT HERRE SWINGG IT DEHHHHH PEHHPERRRLLL 2WEESINGS ARE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWT O BABBLEBABBLEBLABLABLAA LEMME JUS CONCENTWATE IN UPLOADYNGG ALL DA ONE99999999MILIONN PICKCHASS FIRSTT BEFOREE TYPINN CAWWMMENTS LAAAA!!
NOWWNOWWNOWWWWWWWWWW
WE SOOOooOO DUNT SEE DEEEZ 3REE EVERRAYYDAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :
JAPANESE ADORN SHOES & SOCKS DAT ARE NIZENIZE SAME SAME 2GEDAGEDA AHHH UNLYKK SINGAPORE WHERE BY IF UNIFORMS ARE MATCHED 2GEDAGEDA WIT DA WORDS ''SAMESAME'' ALL STOODENTS COULD PREDICKT AN OMINOUS AWWWBIT PHUTURRE ANDD BIDD GEWWD BYE 2OO WALKYNN ON HIGHH FASHYONN RUNWAYY AHH!!
OMAGAWWWWHRRRRD SAAAA KOOO RAAA DEN DA BELOWW DEH WOULD GOO CLIGG CLOGG CLIGG CLOGG DENN CHANELL WOULDDD YEALLLLLLLL IN XCYTEMENTT UPONN HEARYNGG DA SOUNDD OF DA LURRVELAYY CLIGCLOGGS WHEECH UNFORTUNATELY DA OONE 2OO WHEECH I PURCHASED WAS 2OO SMALL N APPARENTLY IT WAS A PAIRR I BOUGHHTT JUS SECKKONDS AFTA I AWOKEE FWOMM DA SNUGG NONGNONG NAPP IN DA BUS AHH THEREFORE I WASNT IN DA CONSCIOUS MINDD OF DA SIZES AVAILABLEE UNTILL SUPPERRTYMM AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O N YESHHH OOOMAGAWWHRRD DIS SAAAAAAA KOOOOO RAAAAA SONGG IS ECHOWINN IN MA BRAINNS AHHH ITS EVENN MA ALARMM AHH FWOMM TEEVEE DA SONG 2OO WHEECH I AWOKENN UPON HEARYNGG IT BLASTYNGG ON TEEVEE AT AROUND 6IXX AHH SOOOO EFFECKKTYVE AHH!!!!!!!!!
OOO N YESHH FEENAHLEE IT ISNT EVERAYY SINGLEE DAYYY YOU WOULDD BE ABLE 2OO WITNESS DEEZZ JACINTHH HOLDYNGG A MICROPHONEE UNDERNEATHH HER MOUTHH WAHHTTT!!!!!! O DIS CAM IS UNDERR FLASH MODE WHY STYLL BLACK BLACKK AHH??????
OMAGAWWWWRHHD I NEED MITZOO BAHHHHDDLAYYY!!!!!
O HEMMMMMM MAYBEHH I CAN WAIT FER DA ARRYVAL OF MITZOO LAYTAHH NOW STRIKEE DEMM POSE FIRSTT AHH!!
OOO YESHH YESHH YESHH DATS DA WAYY WEE HAVE TA STRYKKE A POSE WIT MITZOO OR NAWWWWWWWTT!!!!!!
ooooOOOOO MARIOSHROOM WIT SNOOPY OMAGAWHRRD ANOTHA NAWTEVERAYDAYSEEN SCENE AHGAIN AHHH!! NOWW I WUNNZAHH IF HE PLAYS WIT BARBIE HELLO KITTAY OR BLABLAA WENN HE BAYBEEE BCOS HE SEEMS 2OO BE HANDLYNGG DA SNOOPY LYKK HED SEENN IT EVERAYYDAYY IN HIS LIFE AHH VIA DA PROTECKKTYVE CRAYDLEE AHH!!! OOOO WAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!!
SILHOUTTESFULLSTAWP.BAGGYJACKETSFULLSTAWP.
lurverlayyylurrverlayyelevaytorrpehperrrll!!
oooOOOO
yehhhh BAYBEHHHHH!! COOTiEPiE CHANEL iS STRYKiNG iT AHGAIN!!!
NEVAHH EVAHH RELYY ON DA STOOL OF AN ANCIENTT BIKE IN TYMS OF CONSTEEPAYTIONN AHH!!!! OUTCOMES MAY BE DETRIMENTAL. TO.DA WORLD.
OKAYY OKAYYY JUS PADLE PADLE OMAGAWHRRDD IM GETTYNN SOO FRSIJSKJKJAKJWKJKAJWKJHWKJW SLEEPAYY WRYTINGG ALL THEEZZ WUNNZAHFOOLL FOTO CAAWMMENTS AHNYOONE VOLUNTEERYNG 2OO DO IT FER MEE COULD BE BESTOWEDD AS MAAA MAAAA - O DIS BRAIN DUNT FUNCKTION NOWW 2OOO
OONCE AHGAINN PAY ATTENTEEYONN 2OO DA SIZE OF THOSE BAGS BENEATHH THOSE EYES OO YESHH YESHH YESHH ITS NOO ILLUSIONN I HAVEE VERIFIEDD IT ANDD IM PROUDD 2OO ANNOUNCE DEEZZ EYEBAGGS GETT PHLATTERR N PHLATTERR DAYY BY DAYY WHENEBBA THEYRRE XPOSEDD 2OO DA WINTERR CLYMATE AHHHHHH!!!!!!!
AWWWWWWWWWWHHHHH IVE GAWT BIGG
BIGGBIGG.DREAMS ATOPP A RICKSHAWWWWWW
OMAGAWHRRDD IT WAS DENN DID I NOEE WAHHTT OCCUPAYTIONN OPPORTUNITAYY OF SUCCESS LIES BEFORE MEE DATT TONES DEMM MUSCELLS ON MA LEGGS N OFFFFF COS ITS MA OONE AND ONLAYY MA WHYTE WHYTE WHYYYYTE LIMORYCKSHAWW BAYBEHHH TAKE DA BACKK SITT NOWW 5IFTAYY DOLLARS PER KILOMETERR AHH!! SINGAPORE DOLLARS ACCEPTEDD EVENN EUROPEAN MONEY 2OO.OTHERS.REJECKTED.
"HOWW MANAYY YEARRS DOO I HAVE 2OO TELL UUU MY DRYVERR HOWW MANAYY GENERAYTIONS DO I HAVE 2OO WAITT FERR UR ARRYVALL 2OO PUSHH MA TRYSHAWW??!?!?!?! OONE MORE TYMM N U CANN PUSHH WHEELBARROWWS IN AFRYCKKA AND GETT SUNBURNEDD FEREVAHH!!"
"O YESHH I DIDD PEDALEDD OKAYY I PEDALEDD LYKK MADDD TILL MA HEELS BROKE OFFF BUT WHYY AM I STYLL AT DA SAME FRYGGINN SPOTT!!!!!! OMAGAWHRDD IM RED HAWWT BURNYNGG NOW SUMBAWDAYY GETT ME AIRCONN OR SUMTHANG NOWW!!NOWW!!I SAY NOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!"
OONCE AHGAINN WENN U CANTT PEDALL DOO IT ASOHH STYLEE REHLEASE DEMM FINGERRS LYKK THERES NOO BONES NOWW SHAKEE ITT HERE N DEHH WITT A HANKERCHIEFF BAYBEHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
OMAGAHWRRDDDD I DINTT SNAPP DIS PICKCHAA WAHTTT CAWWMMENTS DOO I HAVE FERR DIS PICKCHAA XCEPTT OF ITS SEXAYYYYYYYYNESS??????
CURRENTLY, LEGIMAPOLE 20O8=
1O YEARS AGO LEGIMAPOLE = OMAHGAWWWHRRRRRDD DEEZZ WASNTT SNAPPEDD BY CHANEL ALII BUTTT DEEEZZ LOOOOOOKKKKKKK CAAAAAAAAAAAAARRTOOONN LAAAAAAAAAAAALALALALA WAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAAAAAKAKAKAKAKAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMAGAWWHRD ITS DA SAME SAME AS DA PICKCHAA ABOVE AHHH!!!!
CONCLUSIONN: AGE IS NO BARRIER WENN IT COMES 2OO LEGIMAPOLEE'S GLARYNG SMILE DATT SEEMS 2OO BEE THREATENYNGGG 2OO REACHH RIGHTT UP UNTILL DA ENDS OF HERR EARRS LAAAA JUS LYKK NOWWWW AS SEEN FWOM HuumMMMMM AHBOVE?? awwhhh HEALTHY SMILES WAHHTT DO YEWW XPECKTT?????WAKKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAA!!!!!!!!!!!
VOGUE.VOGUE.BAYBEH.VOGUE.VOUGE.
WASNTT DIS PICKCHAA AHBOVE?>>???? ISSITT DIFF????
CHANELLALI&OO.HERCARR!!!!!!
WHYYY YAA STAYRINNN ATT MAA CARR FERR???!! DIS AINT NOO SALE AHH!!
OOOOOOOOOO BLISS MA LOWW STORAYY. LOWWTAYBLE.LOWWHOUSE. BLISSBLISS!!
OOOOOOO WAHHDDATT WAHHDDATT SOO BLACKKBLACKK????
wahhtTS DATT BHNDD US AHH?????
WAHHHHHHHHHTTTT?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!>!>?>!>
IMMAA HERE IMMA DOWNN HERE IMMA DOWNN BSYDEE LEANYNN PISAAAAAA!!!!!
AYAAAAAA MUS WAITT AHGAINN FOOHHHHHH MISTADRYVER SHOULD REELI BE THROWWN ON WHEELBARROWW ROLLIN DOWNN HILL LAAAA!!!!!
POOOOOO!!!!GET CONSTEEPAYTEDDD ON A RYCKKCHAIRR!! HOWW WUNNZAHFULLAY ROHMANTYCKKKK AHHHH!!!!!!!!
STAYYYYNDYNGGGGONTHANGSAREHAWWTHAWWTHAWWTTT!!!!!!! O I SOOO ZONTT NOEE WAHHTTAA CAWWWWWMMENTT OOLEDIIDIDIDIIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDI!! INSPIRECHANELLALI AHHH!!
I LYKKK DOMES I LURVE ITT I JUSS LYKK ITT IMM INN LURRVE WIDDITT 1
I CANTT KEEPPP MAA EYES OF DOME NOONOONOONOOOOOOOO!!!!!
DOMEEDOMEE&GEWWDHAIRDAY=PERRRFECKKTEEYONN AHHH!!!
BE.AMAYYZEDD.BE.AWEDD.BE.WAHHHTJHTJDHTJTHJTH?!??!?!?!!!
WALLLOFPERFECKKTIONN
DIS WALLS 2OO EMPTAYY OMAHGAWWRD HORRENDOUSITAY IT NEEDS A DOUSE OF PERFECKKTION!!!
DO IT DA AS0OH WAYYYYYYYYYYYY( SNAPPYNGS OF DA POSE IT UPP LYKK AN ASOHH PICKCHAS AVAILABLE BELOWWW) :
DEYY IT CORRNN LYKK IT WAS BORRNEDD FER DA FIRSTT TYMM WAHHHH!!!! AWWWEESOMINGGS AHH!! IF OONI I HADD YENS AT DATT TYMM 2OO DOO DATT 2OOOO!!!!!!!!!!
OMAHHGAWWWHRRDD FISHH BOOTTS LOOK SOO SEXAYLAYY GLOSSAYY I WANNNN BUT.
IF OONI I HAD YENNS.
AWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
CHANELL&KUMBANGBANG LOOKALYKK YESH?NO?NO?YESH?? DISCKUSSION OF YESHES&NO MAY BE PROLONGGED 2OO TAGBOARDD ZANKYEWWWW!!
OOOOOO AND WENN CHANELL WENTT BOREDDDD SMACKYNGG BAWWDAY OVAHH JAPANNS DAYMMMNN USEFUL FERR SURVIVALL VENDYNGG MACHYNES ARE AWWWWWWWESOMINGGS AHHH!!!!!!
DENNN I GOO SMACKK SMACKK SMMORE OOO IT FEELLS BETTAHH N BETTAHHHHHH WAGAGGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKA!!!
FYSHHSHAWWPP.BAYBEHH.ILYKKK.ITT!!!!!
LETTTTTTS.GOOO.BOOGAYY.WOOGAYY.OOOGEHH.FYNDYNN.FYSHH.BAYBEHH!!
ASOHHHHHH LAYY UR HANDD OUTT FER A HANKERCHIEFF STYLEE AHHH!! WATTOO DOO ASOHH GOES MARKETT FYND FISHH WAHHTTT!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH LOOKK PLATES ARE DA EYES BELOWW DA PAILS DA MOUTH AND OMEEGAWWD DIS FACE HAS A TONGUEE STYCKYNGG OUTTT AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOOO WAAAGAGGAGAGAGAGAGA GIANTT GIANTTT GASS TANKK CANN MOOVEE AS FASTTT AS A CARRRRRRRR AHH N EVENN OVERRTOOKK A LORRAYY AHHH WAGAGAGGAGAGAGA I WANN DATT IT LOOKKS MORE AWESOMINGG DENN MAA GO-KARTTS AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FISHH I BOUGHTT FER MA MOMMAAA ARE STOREDD IN DIS FRIDGEE AHHHH!! U WANN OONE AHNYOONE????? HOW MANAYY U WANN?? WATT KG?? WAT COLOURR?? ALL HERE AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMAGAWHRRD I TINKK ID MASSYVE UPLOADD ALL DA PICKCHAS HERE FIRSTT.
DELETE IT FWOMM MA FTHRRS LAPTAWP BEFORE HE DCOVERS DA CHANGE OF MA EYEBALLS COLOURR.
DENN WRITE CAWWMMENTT FER EACHH N EVERAYY FOTO I HAVE SUCCESSFULLAYY UPLOADEDD HERRE.
YESHH YESHH????
I TINKK ITS A BAWWWHHRYNGG IDEEYAA BUT SINCE FTHR NEEDS LAPTAWP BY ONE PEE AMM
MASSYVE UPLOADD IS A BEDIBEDIBEDI DA GEWD SOLUTEEYONN AHH!!!!!
OMEEGAWWHRRD
MUS TYPE DA HARAJUKOOS,COKE,STEWARRDESS,MCCAFE STAWRRAYYS AHH O YAA N SUM PINGG PLANG PLOONGGS STOREES IN B2WEEN WHEECH ALL HPPN NAWWT ON DAY 2WOO I TINKKTINKK ITS ONN DAY 345678EIGHTT AHH.
GEWWWWWWWD
SINCE ITS ALL BEEN TYPEDD
DENN CHANELL CANN RMEMBAA DENN NOWW LETT ZEE MASSYVE UPLOADDDDDD BEGYNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
