Friday, December 19, 2008
, 5:16 AM
PRESENTYNG:CHANEL ALi SMACKED IN JAPAN DAY 1 YALL!!omagawhhrrrrrd DIS IS HEEEEEEEE-YUUUUGGE AHHH!!
WEHHHHH?????? I PLACEDD DA WER'ON'AIR PICKCHAA FIRSTT WHYY DIS PICKCHA CUMM OUTT FIRSTT AHH??????

SORRAYY LAAAAAA STICKAY STICKAYY RISE PLUS GETTYNN DRUNKK WIT SOYAA SAUCEE MAKES UU FEELL CONSTIPAYTEDD THEREFOREE SQUATT IT INN SQUATT IN INN YESHH YESHH DOO IT NOWW 2GEDAGEDAGEDAAAA!!
OOO YESHHHHH TOLDCHAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOW DAYMNNN EFFECKTYVE DIS STRAHTERGEE ISSSSS!!!

YESSSSSSSSHHHH BAYEBHHHHH WEEE FLYY HIGHHIGHHIGHH UPP IN DAA AIRR OMEEGAWWWHRRD I LYKKKKKKK AHH IMMMM GAWWNNA POSTT DIS PIC BIGGERR VERRSEEYONN AHGAIN AHH!! LYKK NOWWWWWW AHH NOWWW!!

AND UNFORTUNATELAYY LEGIMAPOLES BIG BAWWWDAY BLOCKED MA WHOLE SEXAYY POSE ATOPP DA JAPANS SUBWAYYS SITTYNGG MARBLEE ROCKK AHHHHHh!!!!

N I HEARRD MA PHUTUREE CARR HERRE WAILINN MA NAMEE OUTRAGEYOUSLY CONTINEUOSLY UNFORTUNATELY MA HANDS CANN TOUCHH DA WHEELS LAYTAHH SINCE AT DAT PARTICULAR DA SUM OF MONEY IN MA WALLETS WAS OONI 4OURR OR 5IVE DIGITS AND NAWWT 8EIGHT AWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHH!!

COLGATE OMAGAWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTRRHD OUR BACKGROUND LOOKS LYKK LEANINN TOWAHHH OF PISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHH CLAPCLAPP CLAPP TANKK WHOO TANKK WHOO?????? SAYY IT YESHH YESHH SPELL IT WITT MEE C H A NE L A L I OOOOO CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPP!!

I SAYY DRINKK WAHHTT DRYNKK AHHH DRYNKKKKKKKKKKKKK!! GREEN TEAA LOOKKS GEWWD SMELLS GEWWD TASTES GEWWWWWD N BLABLA
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CHANELALI OONI LYKK MITZUUU N COKE AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LEGIMAPOLE UR FACE N DA FLASK ALL DA CIRCUMFERENCE SAMESAME U SEE!! U SEE!!

OONI TAKEN BY DA PROFESEEYONALLS OONI TAKENN BYY DAA WUNNZAHHFOOLS SNAPPED UPP BY CHANEL ALI OOO MYYYY GAWHHRRD CHANEL ALI BARRBERRLYNNGG BUBBLE I LAYZEE TYPE CAWWMMENTS LAAAAAAAA!!

I HEARTT CHOPSTYCKKS I HEARTT IT I HEARTT IT DEYY TASTE SOO GEWWD WHILST LETTYNN MA UDONNS SLIPP BYY OO CLICKCLICKCLACKCLACKK!!

OONCE AHHGAIN WEN EVWEEBAWWDAYY GAVE UPPPED OOLEDI CHANEL ALI STYLL SUCCESSFULLAY CAPTUREDD HER FACE VISIBLAYYY SOOO OKAYYYY AHHHHHH!!

ANDD DENN SINCE JACINTTHH CANTT BE VISIBLY SEENN IN CAMM AT DA PREVEEYOUS PICKCHAA SHE SQUASHEDD UPP N BOOOOOOMBOOOMM YESHH SHE SUCCEEDDED ENTERRYNN BUT NOWW KAILINGLONGG EYE NAWWWT VEDI DA VISIBLE NMMINDNMMIND CHANEL ALI STYLL VISIBLE OONE!!

DAAA MOHMENTT WENT WE USEDD 2OO HAVE BAGGS COLLECKTYNGG UNDERR OUR EYES OOO WHERES JACINTHHHHHHHHHHH?

OMGAWHRRDD BLOGGYNNNN SOOOOOOOOOOOO DA TYRINN AHH MA FOTO CAWWMMENTS IS GETTYNN SHAWWRTAHH MUS FINGERRS ARE GETTYNN NUMBER AND I CANTT SEEMM 2OO BEE YANKINN OFF DA SUPERRGLUE WHEECH LEAKED ON MA FINGERRS YEST WENN I TRIED 2OO GLUE BACKK MA BOOTS AHHH!!

CLEOO VOGUE LIME NAWWWWWWWWW ITS PURELAYY CHANEL. CHANEL ALi. IS DA NAME AHH!!

CHANELALI LEGINAPOLE N GRASSWALL AHGAINNNNNNNNNNNN

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW VENDYNGG MACHYNES FWOM JAPAN AREE A BEEEEYEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWTAYY AHHh!!!!

N DA PAINTT DEYY USED ON JAPAN ROADDS ARE BEDIBEDI GEWWWWD

OOOOOOO WEEE AREE FERRRRRRRRRRRRR-REEZYNNNGGZANGGZYNGG LETTS GOO FERR MORE HAAGANNDAZCOOKIES N CREAMM IN DA OUTTSYDE WORRRRRLD AHGAINN ENCORRE ENCORREE!!!!!!

OOO YESHH YESHH CLOSAHHH CLOOOOOSAHHH BODYY HEATT IS VEDI VEDI MUCHH DA ENCOURRAAYGED HERRE AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O WEE WERE GREETEDD BYY A TWISTERR OR SUM TORNAYYDOO OR SUMTHINN DA MOMENTT WEE ARRYVEDD JAPANN GROUNDDS AHH ZONT BLIEVE ASKK ANOTHAA AGREEABLE WITNESS LEGIMAPOLE AHH!!

O IF I EVAHH OWNN A BLACKK CARR N WOULDD WANNA SELL IT I WOULDD THROWW DA CARR IN DIS CARPARKKK N PLASTERR IT WIT DA PRICE TAGG N RCEIVE DAA CHEQUE FERR PAYMENTT A FEWW SECKONDDS LAYTAHH AHHH!! CONFORMM CONFORMMM CONFORMMMMMMM

OOOOOO YESHH HERES DA STARTT WENN CHANEL ALIS FINGERS WOULDD BE XPOSED 2OO CHAWWPSTYCKSS DAYY BYYY DAYY BY DAYYY BY NITE BYYY NITEE UNTILLLL NARITAA HOTELL ARRYVEDD AHHH!!!!!!

CHOPSTYCKKS FORRKS LAYDLES SPOONS BLAABLAABLAA CHAWPSYCKKS ARE DAAA BEST FOTOGYNYCKK ACCESSORIES 2OOO PRODUCE A OOO ITS ON DA COVER OF A MENUUUUUUUU PICKCHAA AHH LURRRVELAYY DIS IS DA MENU WHEECH BEGANNN MAA SSOYAASAUCE LURRVE CONNECKKTEEYONN OOO CLAPCLAPCLAPP!!

OOOOO WHERE DOO DEYY SELL DEEZZ LUNCHBOXES DEYY ARE NIZEENIZE HAWWTHAWWT STACKABERRLS BUT I SOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOO ZONTT WANN DATT WUNNZAHFOOL GREENTEAABOTTLE WHEECH TASTES LYKK A CONTAINERR OF SEAWEEDS WERE SOAKED N DIPPEDD INSYDE ITT AHH!!!!!

WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK LOOOKK ATT DATTTTTTTT OO ANOTHA AWESTRUCKEDD GAPIN KATHERINNE BHYND AHGAINN AHH!!!!

YESHHH YESHHH HOWWW WEE LURRRVE SUNN SHYNEE SUNSHYNEE FWOM JAPANNNNN IS FYNE FYNE FYNE FYNE OMEEGAWHHHHHHHHHHHHRD SOOO MARFARNING TYPE CAWMMENTS FERR EACHH PICKCHAA AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I LYKKKK IT COLDD I LYKKKKK IT HAWWWWWWTT I LYKKK SUNSHYNEE I LYKKK DA COLDD COLDD I LYKKKKKK ITT DAT WENN HOODIES ARE USEDD NOOO SWEAT IS PROOOOOOOHHHDUUUUUUUUUCED AHH!!!!! OOOO CLAPCLAPCLAPP!!

OOOOO WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FERR DA FIRSTT TYMM IN HISTORAYY WENN ABERCROMBIEFURRAYY JACKETT IS BEIN ADORNEDD NOO SWEAT WAS SHEDD ATTTTTT ALL AHHHHHHHH NAWWT EVEN 1MLITRE AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!


CHANELLLALi WIT GEE EE MOKK MOKKS FEREVAHH 21OONE SHADDDDDES WITT LEGIMAPOLELEGIMAPOLELEGIMAPOLE YESHH GEE EE MOKK MOKK BEE HONOURRRED AHH OUTT OF MA MILLEEYONN MILLEE MILLEYONNS OF SHADES IN BOXXES AHH I PLUCKKED DA OONE U GYMME MA HANDD AHHHHHHHHH!! OOO YESHH YESHH I NOEE U LYKKK BUT UNFORTUNATELAYY MA LUGGAYGE CANTT FITT DATT PINKK HAIRBANDD FWOM MALAYSIAA U GAYVEE AHH!!

OOOO WAHHHHHHH TOILETT MIRRORRS FWOM JAPANN AREE NIZENIZENIZE 2OO DOO DA SNAPP SNAPP AHHHHHHHHHHH!!

I TOLDD U NIZENIZENIZE I TOLDD UUUUU U CANN GETT LUREDD 2OOO YELLOWWWWWWWLOWWWWWLOWWWLOWWWWWWWW!!

OMAGAWHRRDD HOWW MANAY YEARS WERE WE ONN DA TRAVELAYTORR AHHH???? EVENN ALLLLLLL DA STEWARD N STEWARDESS WERE OUTT OF DA AIRPLANE N OVERRTOOKK US AHHHHHHHHHHH ON FOOT AHH!!

O YAAAAAA N ALL THOSE WALKINN BSYDE DA TRAVELAYTORR AHHHH ALL WALKK SYNCROO AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! LYK REELI REEEEEEEELI SYNCROO U NOEE!!

ANDDDDD YESHHH TRAVELAYTORRRS CANTT BEE AHNYYY SERRLOWWWWWWWERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YESHHYESHHYESHH ITTS NIZENIZENIZEE WENN UVE GAWWT TYM FER STAYTIONARAYY CAMWHORYNN SESSIONNS DESPITE STANDYNGG ATOPPP A TRAVELLAYYTORRRRRRRRRRRRRR AHHHHHHH!! RMEMBAA AHHH!! PAY ATTENTIONN 2OOO ZEEEEEEE SIZE OF ZEE EYEBAGGS AHH!!

I SAYYY DEEZZ IZZ NAWWT NIZE CNNT SEE FACE OOSO AHHHHHHHH!! WHOOO TOOKK AHHH O YAAAAAAAAA OFFFFFF COS TAKENN BYYY ZEE NADIAHH WAHHTT OF COS CUM OUTT LYKKKKKKKKKKKK DATTTTTTTT!!

DIS IMMABIRDBIRDD PICKCHAA NEEDS 2OOO BEEE EDITTED BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADLAYY AHHHHHHHHH!!

AWWWWW LOOKK ATT DATTT ITS A HIGHTECHHED JAPANESE TRAVELATORR WHEECHH STATED SUMTHANGG DIGITALLAYY DEHH BUTTTT WEE ZONT NOE WAHHTTT SOO WEE STALKEDD OFF ONTO TRAVELATORRS WHEECH WAS SPPOSED 2OO GOO FASTERR DENN DA SPEED OF WALKINN BUT IT WENTT LYKK A SLUGGYNNN SNAILL DRAGGYNN SLIMMYY BODAYY ONN A ROADD LYKK DATT AHH DATT WEE FELTT DA WORLD ON OUR RIGHT N LEFTT WHOO WERE WALKINN VIA FOOTT WEREE WALKINN ON TRAVELATORRS DEMSELVES INSTEADD OF US AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOOKIN AT DA WAYY DEYY ZOOMM PASS US EXUDINN WINDD AS DEYY DID DATT AHH!!!!! WEE WERE BLOWNN AWAY BUT THEREFORE CONCLUDED DATT DOSE WORDS MEANN SUMTHIN LYK DIS TRAVALATORR '' GOES SLOWWWWWW'' OR SUMTHINN AHHHHHHH!!

YESHH YESHH YESHH WEE OWNN NOOOOOONG NOOOONG SUPAHHH SUPAHH NONGNONG SHADOWWS IN JAPANN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

DA BLUE BAGGG OF KAILINGLONGGS WENN IT WAS ONCEUPONNATYM INTACKEDD AHH!!

DAA COCKKPITT WHEECHH HAS DA TINIESTTTTTTTTTTT TINIESTTTT STAIRRCASE N TINEETINEE WINDOWWS I WUNNZAHH HOWW PILOTTS TURNN DEMSELVES AROUNDD DAA STAIRCASES BCOS WEE GAWWT STUCKK TURNINN AROUNDD WIT OURR HIKYNGG BAGGS AHHHHHH LYK LITERALLAYY STUCKK UNTIL I TINKK SUMOONE STUCKK A HANDD OUTT 2OO YANKK MEE OUTT OFF DEHH AHHH DESPITTE MA PETITE SIZE IMAHGEENN WAHHTT A GINORMOUS HUMANN CANN DOO IF DEY GAWWT DEH?? AIR BUS COULD CRACKK IN 2OO 2WOO AHHHHH!! I OOSO WUNNZAHH HOWW PILOTTS COULDD SEE INSIDE DATT TINEE TINEE WINDOWWS WHEECHH ARE SOO SLANTEDD AHHHHHHHH!! DA AIRBUS WEE AWAITED NONGNONG PRODUCEDD WEEYERRD NOISES LYKK DA ENGINE WAS RUBBIN ONN ANOTHA ENGINEE N CREAKYNGG NOISES LYKKK DA WINGS WERE HALFF IN ICE N WEN DOSE WINGS MOVED DA ICE WERE SLOWWLAYY CRACKYNGG LYKK DATT AHH!!

YESHHYESHHYESHH I TOLDD UUUU I LYKKED ITT WAHHTT!!!!! O YAA N LOOKK AT DA FACE COLOURR LYKK PAY ATTENTIONN 2OO DA WORDD GET ROSIERR AHHHH IN DAY 345678 ALL AHHHHHHHH!!

N DENN BACKSIDE ( OOOOOOPS SAWWRRLLAYYYY BACKMELISSIDE PARDON CHANELLL ALI!!!!!!!!) PAINN SOO CHANEL WALKK WALKKK GO FYND TOILETT N WASS AWWWWWEMAZED BY DA SIZE OF TINAYY TOILETT BOWLL WIT BIGBIGG BEEYEWTIFOOL BTTN DAT SAID FLUSH WHEECH REQUIRES UU 2OO CLOSE DA LIDD TIGHTT N NAWWT PLACE ASS ATOP OF IT TO AVOIDD GETTYNN SUCKEDDD IN 2OO DA SEWAGE SECKKTION OF DA AIRBUS AHH!! O YAAA DEEPP EYEBAGGS AHH PLEEZ SEE DIFFERENCE OF SIZE OF EYEBAGGS ARE DEYY BIGBIGG OR SMALLSMALL AFTA DAYY 45678?????

SINCEE DATT PICKCHAAA CANTT REELI SEE DA EYEE WHYY NAWWWT SNAPP ANOTHAA OONEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AWWW NOPENOPENOPEE STYLL CNNT SEE COLOURR LEMME GOO ONN FLASHH NOWW U CANN NAWWT OONI SEE DA COLOURR OF DA EYEE BUT U CANN EVENN SEE DA WUNNZAHFOOLLAYY CARVEDD OUTT BIGGBIGGG GYGANTYCKKK BARR HANDLESS 2OOO PUSHH N PULL DA TOILETT DOORR WIT A LATCHH WHEECH I LAYTAA DISCOVERED SAID IF U ARE LOCKINN IT SAID OCCUPIED N IF U UNLAWWCKKED IT IT SAYSS UNOCCUPIED OOOOOOOOOO WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA!!!!!! DROOOOOOOOLYNN LAAAA DROOOLYNNN HOW CHANEL ALI CANN GETT AMAZEDD BY MILLIPEDE SIZEDD ISSUEEEEEEEES AHHHHHHHH!!

OMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAWWHRRD BERRLOOOLOOOO EYES I LUUUUURVEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! NOWW I GOOWIN TRYY LESS ACCORDYNG 2OO OWL AHLIANING LOOKK SOO I TINKK I WANN TRYY GREYY ORR DA INFAMOUS GREENN LENS AHH!!

2WOO EYES BERLOOLOOOO N YESHHH STYLLL IN LURRRRRRRRRRRVEE WIDDITT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! ALL DA SWEATT BLOODD N TEARRS PUTT POKINN MA EYES ARE FRUITTFULLL INDEEED AHH!!

N DENN WEE SNAPSNAPSNAP HERE DEHH SMMORE SECKONDS BEFORE DA ANNOUNCEMENTT OF OURR NONGNONGG AWAITEDD AIRBUSS IS BEINN DELIVERRED BY AN OMAGAWWDSOPROFESSIONALMAASS SPEAKERR ON DA BROADCASTT SYSTEMM WHEECH MADE MEE GETT INSPIREDD 2OO SNATCHH DEMM SPEAKERRS FWOM HIM N BROADDCASTT ON BEHALF OF HIMM AHHHHH!! N YESHH EVWEEOONE AGGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED AHHH!! I TINKK I HAVE A RECORDYNN OF DEEZ AGREEMENTT SUMMWHERRE AHH!! NOWW WHERE IS IT???

O DIS IS A PAYPAHH WEE GAWWWTT WHYLST AWAITYNGG ZEE AIRBUS WAHHDDOES IT SAYY I CANTT SEE U GOO ZOOM INN URSELFF I FERRGAWWT DA CONTENTTS BUT I TINKK ITS AHBOUT FREE PACKETT NOODLES GYVE AHWAYYS N ORANGE JUICE FREE DISTRIBUTIONARIES AHHHHHHH!!

KAILINGGLONGG,LEGIMAPOLEE&&&&&&DA EYES OF AN ANGMOHH DA HAIRR OF A BRUNETTE LADAYYY CHANELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ALII OOOO YESHYESHYESH CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHADEBBA 3REE HOURRS MAKE NONGER AHH NONGGERR FER 3REE HOURRS WE ENVELOPED A STRING OF CHAIRRS WIT OUR JAHCKETS 2OO MAKE IT MORE COMFY 2OO SLEEP ONN IF IT STRETCHES BEYONDD 3REE HOURS I TINKK WEE WOULDD BEE CRACKKINN OHPENN OURR LUGGAYGES N STRINGINN ALL PIECES OF CLOTHH ON DA FLOORR SOO DA WHOLE WORLDD CANN SLEEPP ON DA FLOOR WHILST AWAITINN WUNNZAHHFOOLL AIRBUS AHHHHHH!!

AND DENNN WE GREWW BAWWWWWWWWRDERR STARINN AT DA STAGNENTT MARIOSHROOM IN EYEMASKK DAT I STALKEDD OFF 2OO DA LOO WIT KAILINGLONG ARMED WITT MA NEWW BLUE CONTACKTT LENS AND BEGANN POKIN MA EYES LIKEE SIAOOOOOOOOO ATTEMPTINN 2OO PLACE DA LENS IN2OO DA BLACKK SOCKETT U USUALLAYY SEE ON DA EYEBALLS AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! DENN DA DANCE PPLE WERE IN TOILETT 2OO DENN DA WHOLE TOILETT WAS FILLED WITTT CHEERRS FER APPROXIMATELAY AN HOURR SAYIN " YESH YESH!! PUSH IT IN!! PUSH IT IN!!" I TINK THOSE APPROACHYNGG DA GENTS WOULD TINKK SUMBODAYY IS LABOURINGG IN DA AIRPAWRT TOILETT AHH!! BUT TANKXX 2OO DA ENDLESS SUPPLYY OF PUSHH ITT IN JUS PUSH ITT CHEERR I SUCCESSFULLAYY PUSHED DA RIGHT LENS IN DENN THERE WAS ANOTHA HOURR 2OO PLACE DA LEFT LENS WHEECH I DID AT DA AIRPAWWRT AHH OUTSIDE DEHH DENN WENN I FEENAHLEE LOWERED MA MIRROR N REVEALED MA PAIRR OF EYES 2OO DA WORRLD MARIOSHROOM CLAIMED I LOOKED LYKK I WAS BLEEDINGLYY WATERFALLING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! BUT WAHTZEVVAHHH WAHTZEVAHHHH CHANEL ALIS EYES ARE BERRRLOOOLOOOO N SHE WANTTS IT DAT WAYYY FERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREVAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANDD DENN WENN THANGGS BEGANN 2OO GETTTT SOOOOOOO BAWWRYNGG WEE REHLIZED DA SURROUNDYNGGS WERE DAYMNNN INTERESTYNGG DA MOMENT MISTA LAK(SA
) UNLEASHEDD HIS EYEMASKK N SLEPTT AT DA SPOTT WHILSTT THROWINGG ASIDEE HIS BOOTTTS UP HIGHH N ?!?!?!?!SNORINGG?!?!?! WAS DATT WAHTT I HEARRD WASSITT WASSITT????? CONFIRMATIONS ARE WELCOMEDD!!
YESHHH YESHHH YESHHH DAA CLASSYCKKK YIN WAII LOOKKIN LYKK GOOWIN FYSHYNGG WHYLSTT AWAITINN DA WUNNZAHHFOOLLAYY 3REE HOURS DELAYED DUE 2OO PSYCHOTYCKK ENGINE IN DATT AIRBUS AEROOPLANE IN ZEE AIRPAWWRRTT AHH!!!!!!! O DENN WEN I STARE AT DIS PIC I REALIZED DAT SNOWW MADE HAIR GROWW BEDI BEDI FAST YESH YESH YESH?? U STARE AT DIS PIC N STARE AT LENGTH OF HIS N OURS WEE ALL DA HAIRR IN DA DAY 45678 PICKCHAS AHH!! DEY ARREE NOOOONGGGGGGGGGGGGGNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOONGG!!

DOO.ITT.ASOHH.STYLE WIT DA GUYS WINTERRR PANTS AHH I LOOKED LYK IM ADORNING A BLANKETT ONN MA LEGGS AHHHHHH!!!! WAKAKAKKAKAA LOOKK AT DATTKATHERINE&JACINTHH CLAHSSYCKK GAAAAAAAAAAAPYNGG IN AWWWWWE FACE AHH!!

YESHHH I AMM HIGHLY DA CONFIDENTT DATT I WOULDD PLASTERR DIS PICKCHAA IN PICASSA OR SUMTHANGG N CROPP OFF ALLLLLLLLL DA LEGGS AHH OOMAGAWWHRRD I ZONTTT LYKK AHHH!! BUTTT CHECKK OUTTT ZAAAAAAAA HAWWWTT HAWWTTT BIGG EYES WEEEEEE LYKK YESHH YESHH WEE DOOo!!!!