CANN I SKIPP DAY 2345678 ALLL N FOCKKUS ON DA PARTT OF
HAWWT
I REPEAT
HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWTT
'WELCOMIN OF A CELEBB' DAYY AT ZEE AIRPAWRT
BY MA DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRLANGGGGS
AWWWWWWWWWWWHHH
SOOOO
NIZEE
NIZEE
NIZEE
NOWW
I WAN AN ENCORE CANNCANN????
CHANEL ALI HAS GYVIN UPP ATTEMPTYNG 2OO EDITT EACHH N EVERYY PICKCHA O WAITTT!! SHE HASNT EVEN STARTED IT YETT BUT SUMTHANG TELLS HER DAT OONCE SHE ATTEMPTS 2OO COMPLETE EDITINN EACHH N EVERYY PICKCHAA A NEWW MILLENIUM WOULD ADORNN, NEWW GENERAYTIONS WOULD BE BORRN ANDD DEEZZ BLOGG WOULDD DECOMPOSE IN2OOO POOOOOOOOOOPSIES AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YESHH YESHH
HAZIYAHCHANELALi
LYKKKS 2OO GOO OUTT
UNTIL DA SKY BLACKK BLACKK
N MOON ROUNDDROUNDD
BUT I TINKK I GAWWT JETT LAGG AHH
MA EYES DROOPP DA MOMENTT I SITT STAYTIONARAY ON ANAY THANG DA BUS DA TRAINN DA CARRR DA AIRRBUSS DA FLOORR DA SOFA AHNYTHANGG AHH!!!!!!!!
I MUS CHEWW CHEWW I MUS EATTEATT I MUS WALKKWALLKK ( OF COOS DAT OONE I ZONT WAN DOO AHH!! WATT HUMANN LURRVES 2OO WALKK AH!?!??!?! WATS DA USE OF TRAVELAYTORR IF HUMANS WANN 2OO WALKK!!!!!!!)
AND OMAAHHGAWWHRRD
WHEECH CUZZIN IS GETTYNN MARRIED 2OODAY DIS TYMM AHH????
I HAVE A VISIONN DATT I DA TIREDD SOULL WIT XPANDYNGG EYEBAGGS DA MOMENTT I REACHED SINGAPORE WILL NEED 2OO RETELL N REETELL N RETELL STORIESOFJAPAN AHGAINN AND AHGAINN N AHGAINN DURIN DA WEDDYNN CEREMONAYY AHH UNTYLL SALIVAS STYCKYNGG ON MAA WINDPIPES THROATS TONGUE OR WAHDEBBAHH THANGGS EVAHPOWRATE N BCUM POWDERYSH OR SUMTHANGG AHH!!

ONN ZEE OTHAA HANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!
CHANEL ALI FEELLS LYKK A MEGAMEGAMEGA SANTA CLAUSYNGG
WITTTT BUNDLES N BUNDLES N BUNDLES OF MILEEYONNS OF GYFTS FERR MA ZURRLANGGGGGGS N MANAY MANAYY MOREEEEEEEE
ALL DA WAYY FWOM EUROPE AND JAPANN AHHH!!!
REEL ONNE YESHH YESHH REEL OONE
ITS EIDA STATED MADE IN SWISS OR MADE IN JAPANN AHH!!!!
SOOO CANN FASTA FASTA COLLECKKT N TAKE ITT
O BUTTT BUTTT BUTTT
IN ORDERR 2OO COLLECKTT IT WEE MUS MEET WAHHT!!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GAWWT MORE XCYTNGG EVENTTS AHPPROACHYNGG AHH!!!!!
BUT I TINKK MUS LISTT DOWNN AHH
I ZONT WANN CLASHYNG OF PLANNS AHGAINN AH
IT IS
H O R R E N D O U S
SOOOO AHHH
FIRSTT MUS
1) MEET N REVEALL 2OO MA DURRLANGGS DA JAPANN THANGGS ( O I WAN STARBUCKS AHNYWHERE OONE I WAN DA COOKIE N FRAPPO DEN WE GOO FER FONDUE AHH JAPAN NO FONDUEE OONE AHH!! O WEE DOO CHRYSTMAS STYLE AHH!! EVWEEBAWWDAY BUY GYFTS FER OONE ANOTHAA OSOO DENN WEE GOO FYND TREE AT PASIRRIS PARKK OR BOTANYCKKGARDENN DENN WEE CHANGE CHANGE PRESENTT SOO WAITT I OOSO GETT THANGGS AHh!!! DENN DEHH ALL CAMWHORRE PICKCHAA CUMM OUTT CONFIRM LYKK FRONT COVERRR OF MAGAZYNEE AHH!! CANN AHH CANN OMAGAWHRRRRD CHANEL ALIII U ARRE BERR-REE-LEE-YANT!!

DENN DEHHS

2) CHRISTMAS PARTAYY ISSIT? ACCORDYNG 2OO SAMUEL WERR INVYTED 2OO CHRISTMAS CELEBBWAYTIONN OOOO NIZENIZENIZE CHEECKEN WINGGS TANDOORIS BISCUITTS ALL ARE FORTES FOUNDD IN AUNTIE ALICE AREEYAA AHH!!!
SOOOOOOOOOO I TINKK CHANEL ALI HAS BEEN BOOKEDD ON DA 26IXX DEC BUT WAHT DAY IS DAT AH?? OMAGAWWRD ITS SAT. 2OODAY??!?!?!! I TOT WED OR THURS AHHH!!!!!!

N DENN

3) ATIQAHH&BANANANANANANANANA WEE 3REE MEETTMEETT NEXTT WEEKK OSOO DATE UNKNOWWNN PLACE UNKNOWWN UNTIL DATT BANANANANA VERIFIES DEMM AHH!!

OO YAA DENN GAWWT

4) BUYY DICKIES??

5) MEETT MACAROWWNEE BACKKSYDE ALL 2OO DIST. DA ITSALLDAWAYFWOMEUROPE ITEMM AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! ITS BETTAHH DENN JAPANN ITTS IMPORTEDD BY HANDDDDDDD U OWEE MEE MANAY MANAYY O YAAA POTLUCKYNGG AT STARBUCKK OR SUMTHANGG AHHHH I HUNGRAYY MANAY MANAYY FERR ALL DA FOOODD DAT IS NAWWWT FYSHH, DOES NOTT OWN ANAY STYCKAYY RICE N DOES NAWWT HAVEE ANAYY JAPANESE ELEMENTT O BUT I DOOOOOOOO MISHMISHH DA SOYAASAUCE ANDD CARROTTS FWOM JAPANN AHH!!

DENNN DEHHS ZEE UNCERTAINN OONE WITT SUM BURRBERRYNGG SUMM UNSURE WEDA STYLL AVAILABLE ON EARTHH 2ULANGGS ALL
6) MEETTMEETT IDUNNOWENN BUT I ZONT WAN ANAY CLASHH AH 2OOOO MEETT UR BEEYEWWTIFOOOLLL HAIRFWOMJAPAN AHHHHHHHHH!! ITS HAWWT ITS SEXAYYYYYYYYYY EVENN KHAIRULL HASSITT NOWW WAITT DA WHOLE WORRLD SAME SAME AWWW NIZE WAHHT NIZEE WAHHTT CHANEL ALIIII IS ONCE AHGAINN
BERRRR-REE-LEEE-YANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IS DEHH SMMORE???
O YAAAA

7) GOO AUSTRALIA/MALAYSIA I TINKK IN DA WEEKEND OF NEXTT WEEKK WITT FAMILAYY OOOOOOOOOO NIZENIZENIZEE IM CRAYYYVYNGG FERR PASTAMANIAA AHHH DAYY N NITE I AWOKE FWOMM MA DREAMM FLOODED WITT DROOLS N IM YEARNYNGG 2OO ADORNN ALL MAA WINTTTTTTTTTAHHWEARR AHGAINN
OO YESHH YESHH
DEYYRR HAWWT HAWWTT
DEYRR SEXAYYYYYYY TOO
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLALALALALLALALALALAALALA

I LURRRRRRRVE iTT AHHHH!!

BUT FERR DIS WEEKK
ALL I WANNA DOOO
IS 2OO
SLEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEPP
ANDD
SERRRRLEEEPPPPP AHHHHHHHHGAINN AHHHHHHH!!

SOOOO FABB AHH!! DO IT MALIBOOOO STYLE!!!!!

XDXDXDXDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!