Wednesday, October 1, 2008
, 6:18 PM
SPEECH BUBBLES!!!!!!AUNTY GEE: EHH EHHH INI HAZIYAHH KERR NIII?????CHANELALi:O OOOFFF COOOS DENN WHOO??AUNTY GEE: HAZIYAHH LAWAA AHH LAWAA ( LAWA:REPEATED BERIBOO TYMS)AUNTY GEE 2OO ABANG HELMI: TENGOKK HAZIYAH DAHH LAWA DIERR LAWAAA!!ABANGG HELMI: MESTILAHH LAWAA TAKKAN LAA TAK LAWAA!!CHANELALi(CLAPCLAP): O ZERIMAKAZEHZERIMAKAZEH KAN MEHMANGG DARI DULUU O YAAYAA BLAABLAA!!-------------------------------------------------------------------------KAKAKK NOLA: HAZIYAHH I LYKK UR SPECKSS AHH VEDI NIZEE!! LYKK GAWWGGLE!!--------------------------------------------------------------------------MAMiZARA,AUNTiEGEE&MANYMANAYYMORE: HAZIYAHH U DIS HAIRRSTYLE VEDI GEWWD AH iLYK!!--------------------------------------------------------------------------SHAHRUDDINORSUMTHINNOPENDOOR&STAREBIGBIGEYE(IN AMAZEMENTT & SHAWWCK DUNNOO WHYY AHH): DOO I NOE UU??---------------------------------------------------------------------------
AYAAAAAA SLEEPP AHH SLEEPP AHHHH!!
MAYBELLINE&VOGUEE.DAA COLLAHBOWWRAYYTEEYONNNN AHH CLAPCLAPCLAPPP!!
IN DA HEATTT N SWEATTTPOURINN FORRHEADDS MOMMA BEGANN SPEEKINNN GREEKKLANGUAGEE WHILEE MAAA AUNTYY SIGHEDD N BABBLEED IN SPANISHH WUNNZAHHH OF HEATT IS SOOO POWWWWWWDAHHFOOOL AHH!!
AWWWW JUS LOOOKK AT DATTTTT DAAA MAYBELLINE MOHHDELL AHHGAINN GLOWWYNN AMIDSTT DA BLANKETTYNN BLACKK BLACKK DARKK DARKK NIGHTT AHHHH!!
LOOOKK AT DAA EYEEES OOOOOO CELESTIALL GOLLDDDHEARRTT AHHH!!
O WHYY BOTHAA CLEANINN DA ROOOOM ITT LOOKS BETTAHH WENN OFF LIGHHTT SOO WENN PPLE CUMM JUS OFF LIGHTT AHH LYKK BEHHLOWWW!! O SAWRRY MA HUSH PUPPY PANTIES IS XPOOOOSED AHH XDXDXD!!
NOOO HUMAN BEINGG WOULD NOE A LOCALL HURRICANEE CAME WRACKKING HEREE WENN CANDLELIGHTT LAMPP IS FLASHEDD ONN N MAINN LIGHTT IS FLASHEDD OFFF N BOOOMBOOOMBOOOM HOWWWWWTELL AHHHHHHHH!! O WHEREE DIDD MAAA MANAYY MANYY BIGGBIGG PILLOWWS FLEWW OFF 2OOO AHHH???????
NOTE!!NOTE!!NOO CONTACKT LENS NOO COLOURED LENNS WERE ADORNED N OOO MAAAAA SEXAYYY NOSEE AVAILABLEEE ESCORTEDD BY A SHADOOOOWWWWWWWW!!
DEEZZZ IS JUS LYKKK DATT LAWWWLEEPAWWWP POSTTAHHS WENN U WANNN LAWWLEEPAWWPP 2OO BE BOUGHTT N DEEZ MAYBELLINE MOHDELLS POSEE 2OOO DPICKTT HOWW DELICIOUS DA LAWWLEEPAWWP CUISINES AREE AHH!!
IMMM SOOOOOO TALLLL DATTT MAAA FEET LOOOKKS SOOOOOOOOOOO SERRRRMALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OOOOOMEEMEEEMEEMEE!!
teeetHH CHEETT CHATTERRRRS WENN U SEE DIS V-O-U-G-E1oO% NONNEDITED PIC= DA MAYBELLINEE MOHHDELLLLLLL!!
WENN U SEEE DEEZZ AHRABBYCKK EYEES STAYRINN AT U UU WILL DEFINYTELYY NOE DATT DEEZ EYES AREE FWOM ARABB AHH!!
DAA REFLECKKTIONN REVEALLLED DATT LURKKS BENEATHHH DA PURPLE BAJOOO!!!!!
SEEESEESEE CHANEL ALI SOOOO GEWWD SHE TOOK PICKCHAA OF NYONYAA WITT WUNNZAHFULLAYYY NYZEENYZEE SYDEE BACKKGROUNDD OF GWEENARAYYY O AHNYWAYY U NOE MA BAJUU DA WHITE WHITEE CLOTHH IN DA HOLEE ISNTT A SINGLETT AHH!! ITTS A IDUNNOO WAHTTS IT CALLEDD A LININN ORR THINN THINN WHITE CLOTHH 2OO PWEVENTT ANAYY XPOSUREE O AHNYWAYY BENEATTHH DATT WHYTEE CLOTHH OR LININN CHANEL WORE A TRUUUUUUE LILL MISS GWEENN TEEEE AS MANN CANN SEE AHBOVEE WAHHTT!!
O DAA HAIRR IN DA EVENINN HAS OOLEDII LOOSE 2% OFFF ITS CHARMEDD AFTAA BEIN BATTEREDD BY SUMM MONSOOONNN WINDD AHH!!
OMEEEGAHHWWRRD CHANELL ACHIEEVED DA GEWWD HAIRR DAYY CHANELL ACHIEEVED DA SHINAYYREFLECKTYVEE FRINGEE DERYVEDD FWOM REBONDYNN BUT DEEZZ HAS NOOO REBONDYNN TREATMENTT ONN ITTT NOWWWWWWW!! O BUTTT DATT PINKKGWEENBLUEE WAS DA OOOREEGEENALL SHAWWL ARRAYNGEMENTT UNTILL SUMOONE CAMEE SNATCHHED ITT YANKKED ITT OFF N REPLAYCED IT WITT A WOOLLYY WOOLLY SHAWWL IN MA AIRRCON ROOMM.WHEECH.i.LYKKKED.LYKKEDD YESHH LYKKEDD AHH!! UNTYLL I STEPPEDD OUTT OF MA HOUSEE DENN GAWWT NOO AIRRCONN N STARTEDD WALKYNN HERE WALKYNN DEHH N DCOVERRYNN ITTS LYKK A SKUNKKS TAILL WRAPPED AROUNDD UR NECKK AHHH!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFF COOOOOS CHESSSS TAYBLEE N CHAIRRS IN VOID DECKKK ALLL SUMMS UPP 2OOO DA EPITOMEE OFFF BAWWWWRRRDOMMMMMMM WENN U AWAITT FERR DA TOYOTAA ARRIVALL 2OO CUMMM PYCKK U UPP N DEPORTT U 2OO ANOTHAA DESTYNAYYTIONN AHH!!
DATT SHAWWWWLLL WOOOOOOOOOHHH SOOO HAWWTHAWWWTHAWWWWWWWWTT AHH!! BUTTT LOOKK ATT DATT LIPPS ITTS REDDREDD AHHHHH!!
MAA EYELINERR IS BLUUUEE SOO MAA EYEBROWW GAWWT NOO PENCILLLPENCILLL CARRVEDD 2OO MAKE DARKERR THANGG AHHH UNLESS U SEE SUM BLUEEBLUE BUT DEHHS NOO BLUEE BLUEE N ITTS BLACKKBLACKK N DARKK DARKK HERE AHHH!!
WENN CHANELALI HASS EYEBROWWS SOOOOOOO NONGNONGG IT CASTS SHADOWWS UPONN MA WINTERRWEARR SHAWWLL AHH!!
NOTEE ONCEE AHHGAINNN!! ALLLL DEEEZZ ARRE NONNNNN EDITTED AHHHHHHHHHH!!YESHHH!!I REHPEAAATT AH!! NONN EDITTEDD AHH!!
FACEEE LILLLLLLMISHHHHPORRCERRRLEEEEEEEEEEEEIINN!!
O I WASS STRAPPEDD AROUNDSTT DEEEZZ WUNNZAHHFULLL SHAWWWWWWWWWLL FWOM WINTERRWEARRR WHEECH REHSULTEDD IN ITCHYNNN N SWEATYNN NECKK WUNNZAHHFOOLL AHHH!!
NOTEE!!PLEEEEEZ!!NOTEEE!!DEEEZZ IZZZ NONN-EDITTED AHH!!
A LITTTLEE OF DA HAIRRR A LITTTLE OFFFF DA EYEE N CHANELL OOLEDII FEEELS HIGHHHH N WANNS 2OO DOOO DA TRADEETEEYONALL MAHLAYY WAYYYYYYYYYY!!KIPASS COMEE COMEE KIPPPPASS!!
O WENN DA HAIRR IS SLOOOOOOOOOOOWLAYY DONE DENN DENN DENN CHANEL ALII REVEALL 2OO U DA BACKKGROUND OF DATT BAJUUU DATT POLKAADAWWT O DUE 2OO WUNNZAHHFOOOOL PROMOO CHANELL ALI STAYEDD IN SKEWWL STAYEDD AT HOME STAYEDD EVWEEWHERE WIT DEEZ WUNNZAHHFOOOLL PAPERR FILLED WITT NUTHANGG BUTT WORDS N WORRDS O SOO SOOO SOOOO CHANEL MOMMA N POPPAAA DCIDED 2OO GOO 2OO JOHORR AHLONE WITOUTT CHANEL SINCEE CHANEL DUNTT READD ON ANYTHANGG WITT WHEELLS EVAHH SINCE SHE WASS TOLDD BY AN OPTRICIANN IN PWIMARAYY SKEWWL DATT READINN IN CARRS IS BADD FERR EYES AHH!! O SOOOOOOO MA MOMMAA CHOSE DEEZZ WUNNZAHFOOOLLLL POLKAA DAWWTT WITOUTT CHANELS REHLIZAYTIONN O DENN ITTTS A COMPULSORAYY THANGG DATT WEE AS HUMAN BEINNS CELEHBWAYYTINN HARI RAYAA FERR DA FIRSTT DAYY OUGHTT 2OO WEARR SUMTHANGG FWESHH OUTT OFF DA SHAWWP FERR DA FIRSTT TYMM A NVAHBEENADORNEDD CLOTHE SOOOOOOO CHANELL WORRE DA POLKAADAWWT N ITTS FRIGGINNN COMFORRRRRRTAHHBERRLL XSPECIALLAYY WENN DEHS WINDD N WINDD GAWWT TRAPPEDD IN DA SLEEVEES N PURRPLE SKIRRTT N IT BILLOWWWS HERE N DEHH OOOO CHANELL FELLTT NAYYYYYYYYKEEDDD AHHH!! LYKK THERESS NOO PIECE OF THREADD ONN CHANELLS SKINN LYKK DATT AHH!!
WENN CHANEL ALIII STOOOD B2WEEENN A FANN N AIRCONN ATTEMPTYNN 2OO COOLLDRYY MAA DRYPPINNSOAKIN CONDITIONEDDSHAMPOOOOOOOOEDD BUBBLEGUMMED SMELL HAIRRR WITTT OMEEGAWHHHRRRD LIPGLOSS IS DATTT WAHHHTT?????
O YESHYESHH DAT WASS BEFOREE DA HAIRRR DA EYEE AND ALL WEREE REFINEDD N RESHAYPEDD AHH!!
OOOO YAAAAA
DEEEZZZ
CANN OOSO BEE PWEZENTTED 2OO
THOSEE WHOO AREE APPARENTLAYY
GRAHH
DOO
WAYY
TYNGGGTYNGGS AHH
AS A MOMENTOOOO
SOO DATT WENN WEE TOKKTOKK ON FONEE
U CANN STAREE ATT DEEEZ PICC N ENVISIONN MEE FACEE SPEAKINN 2OO U FACEE 2OO FACE
SINCEE MA FTHRR DISABLEDD MA VIDEEYOO CALL WATTTT!!
YESHHYESHH!!
SAYY ITT I NOEE U CANTT HELPP ITT!!
U LYKK I NOEE U DOO I NOEE U DOOO!!
FERR CHANELL ALI IS CONCERRRNN FERR YEWW!!
AWWWWWWWWWWLALALALALLAAAAA!!
