Saturday, August 30, 2008
, 9:06 PM
QWEENNNOFTAICHIIIIARISEARISEARISEARISE!!OOOCLAPCLAPCLAP!!
FWIGGINN TENTT SOO HAWWWTT !!!!!!!!.????!!WHERES DEMM WAHTERRR!!????
AWWWWWWWWWWW DATTT HEATT TOOK A TOLLL ON2OOO 2UULANGG N NOWW SHE GAWWT SUNNBAKEEBAKEEBAKEEE !!HANGOOOOOOOSS!! FACE AHHHH!!
YESHHYESHHYESHHH ITS DA SUNN DAT MAKES MANN SEPETTSEPETTS LYKK DATT AHHHHHHHHHH!! BUTTT NMMIND SUNN MAKES MANNN LYKK A NAHHTUURALL BORNN MOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDELLL!!
AWWWWW YESHHYESHHYESHHH CHANELL IS DAA LITERALLAYY HAWWWTT HEATTT DATT EXUDES FWOMM WITHINNN AHHHHHH TILL IT RADIATEES THROUGHOUTT DA ENTIREE CONFINEDD TENTT AHHHHHHHHHH!!
PLEEEEEEEZZ
PLEEEEEZZ
PLEEEEZZ
FOCKKUS ONN DATT REDD FIGGURE 2OO DA LEFTT YESHH YESHH DA OONE TOUCHYNN HIS NECKK AHH!!
DA MOHHMENTT HE SAWW US WHIPP OUTTT DA CAMM HE TURNEDD AHWAYY WIT DATTT ANXIOUUS REACKKTION 2OO JOINN BUTTT ATTEMPTS 2OO MAKE IT NAWWT SOO OBVEEYOUS WENN ITS ACCHULEE SUNGGUH DA OBVEEYOUUS AHHH!!
NOOWW FOCKKUS ON DATT REDD FIGUREE AHHGAINN YESHH OO YESHH YESHHH HEE CANTT RESISTT DA TEMPTAYYTIONN YESHH YESHH HE SWIRRLS BACKK N GLANCEED AT DA CAMM DATT SEEMS 2OO BEE APPARENTTLAYY LURINN HIM AHHH!!
OOOOO FEENAHHLEE HEE SUCCUMBEDD 2OO TEMPTAYYTIONN N JOINN AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! FAILUREE OF RESISTANCEE IS WRITTENN ALL ACROSS HIS FACEE AHH U SEE SEEEEE ZOOMM ZOOMM N U CANN DETECKKT DAAA SATISFACKKTIONN OF ANSWERRINN DA CALLYNN DA SCWEAMMS EXUDEDD FWOM
WITHHINN DATT CAMERAHHHRAHHRAHHRAHHH!!
OMAHHGAWWWHRRDD.U.R.STARINN.
IN2OO.
PICKKCHA.BEARIN.DA.ELEMENTTS.OF.
HAWWWWWWT & SEXEHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
LOOOKK ATT DATT EYESS LOOKK ATT DATTT!! DEYREE FWOMM LONNDONN YESHHYESHHYESHHHH!! DA SHAPE DA SIZEE DA ROUNDNESS CUMMS FWOMM GERMANNN, DA COLOURR FWOMM LONNDONN N DAA BLACKKK EYE-LINEDD EYESS CUMMS FWOMM NOWHEREE BUT DUUBAII AHHH!!
OOOMEEGAWWHHHRRRD ITS LURVEHHDURVEHHHHLURVEHHDURVEHH!!
TAICHIII YESHH YESHH TAICHHIII!!
TAICHHIIII IS DAAA BAWWWWWMMBBBBB!!
FEWW MINN AFTAA SNAPPYNN DIS PIC CHANELL WAS BEINN KNOCKKED OUTT OFF CONSCIOUSNESS AFTAA GETTYNN IN2OO CLOSE PROXIMITAYY WITT HUDAROXICKKS SARDINEESMELLYNN ARMPITTS AHHH!!
DIS IS DAA OUTTCOME.DIS IS DAA PWODUCKKT.
DIS IS WATT U GETT.
WEN U DOO TAICHI AHHH!!
DAA WORLDD CANN NOWW WITNESS HOWWWW HUDAROXYCKK N HEEPPOOAZZAA CANNTT RESISTT DATTTT CURVACEEYOUUS ITEMS BELONGYNN 2OO CHANEL ALIII AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! APPARENTLYY CHANEL IS DEIRR SOURCE OF
INSPEERAYYTEEYONNNNNNNNN AHH!!!!!!
MA NEXTTT MODEE OF ATTACKKT LESSONN I WOULDD DEFINITELAYY PEPPERR MASELFF WIT WOULDD BEE PWOBAHBLEE KUNGGFUUU SEEIN AS 2OO HOWW CHANEL WAS HELPLESS RELYINN ON TREES N RAWWCKKS FER HELPP AS I WASS SEXUALLAYY HARRESSEDDD OMEEGAWHHRRDD OMEEGAHHRRDD!! IN PUBLYCKK AHHH BYY HUDAROXYCKKK N HEEPPOOO WHOO REGARDD CHANELL AS DEIRR INSPEERAYTIONN 2OO AN XTREEEMEE AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
YESHHYESHHYESHHHHHHHH WATT WAS DATT WATT WAS DATT????? JUS SMELL ITTT?? YESHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YESHHHH!! DATTT GWEENNN ENVELOPES US OOOOO DAYYYMNNN WEEE XPERIENCEE KARMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WADDAT MEANN AHH ISSITT DATT YOGAYOGA THANGG??
HEEPPOOOOO IS A WALKYNN SOOFFFAA CHANEL N HUDAROXYCKKK WOULDD NVAHH EVAHHH REJECKKTT DAA POSHHCOMFYNESS PWOVIDEDD BY A WALKYNN SOFAA WENEVERR OURR NECKKS ACHEE WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHTT!!
LOOKKK ATT DATTT!! JUS LOOOOOOOOOKKK ATT DATT!! DOOO U SEEE WATT I SEE YESHH I NOEE U SEE WATT I SEE N WATT U SEEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
U SEE CHANEL ALII'S VIVIDD
SINGLEE CHINN AHHH!!
FERRR DA FIRSTT TYMM IN HISTAWWWWWWWWWRAYYYYY CHANELL IS PWOVENN N STWONGGLY BELIEVEE DATT HUDAROXYCKK DOES HAVEE DEMM BUKITTBUKITTS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
OOOOMEEGAWWHHHRRRRD LOOKK ATTTT DATT LOOKK AT DATTTTTTT SEXAYY NONGG LEGGS CONDUCKTYNN HER USUALL BDANCYNN BEARYNN DA WEIGHTT OF MAAA DURRLANGGLANGGS HUDAROXYCKKK N HEEPPOOO WHOOO CLINGG 2OO MA SKINEENEEE LEGGS FERR LIFEESUPPAWWRRTT DUNNOO FERR WAHTT AHHHHHHH!!
HAWWWTTHAWWWTHAWWWT!! I CANTT TAKEE ITT!! I CANTT STANDD ITT!! SCRUNGEE DEMM HAIRRS UPP YESH YESHH YESHH WAITTTTTTTT WAIITT WAITTT ( HEEPPOOO U GAWWWT ARMPITTWETPATCHH AHH!!!MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA N HUDAROXYCKK I SEEE FEEEEEEEEELLERRS COCKKROACHH FEELLERRS STYCKKYNN FWOMM OVAHH DEHH 2OOO AHHHHHHHHHH!!MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!)
HUDAROXYCKKK U TINKK U FEATHERR WENN U CLIMBB AND LAYY FLATT ATAWWP MA LEGGGGS ALLL DENN MA LEGGS U TINKKK NVAHH DENTT AHHH MA HAIRR OOLEDIII BLASTT UPP LYKK DATT ALL BCOS OFFFF URR WEIGHTT AHHHHHHH!! O N YESHHYESHHYESHHHHHHHHH HEEPPOOO FELL IN LURBBBBB WITT MA SEXAYYY HATT AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
SEXAYYLURBBBBBBIEEEEE I LURBBBLURBB HERR HATT AHHHHHHHH!!
SEXAAYYLURBAYY2WOOO I LURBB HERR HATT AHHGAINNN!!
DATT HUDAROXYCKKKK WHOO HAS SHINAYY LEGGS SHINAYY ARMS BUTTTTTTTBUTTTBUTTTT WITT ARMPITT FEEEEEEEEEELLLERRRS AhhHHHHh!!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
SHERRWEEEEEETT AHH!!
COOOTIEPIECHANELLLLLL&AZZAHEEEPPOOOPOOOPOOOOOOYESHYESH2GEDAGEDA AHHH!!
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGAHGAHAGAHAGHAGHAHGAGAHAHAGHAGAGHAGAGAAHHH!!
I LURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBB DATT HATT LAAAAAAA!! OOOOO MEEEEE!! HEEPPOOO WHYY URR EYEBROWW FWOMM AERIELL VIEWW LYKK DATT AHHHHH?? OO BUT NMMYNDD NMMYNDD COOTIEPIEECHANELL&HEEPPOOO 2GEDAGEDA AHHGAINN AHH!!
TANKKKX 2OOO CHANELLS BAWWWWWWWWRDOMM SHE FOUNDD HERSELFF MAKYNN SHADOWWS UNDERR DAT SUPAHHWOOMANNN LOGOO N DAYMMNNNNN THYCKKK N RANDOMM THINN BARCODESS HENCE AUTOMATYCKKALLAYY BEAUTIFYINN MAWWWPHEADS GINORRRRMOOOUS TEECHAHHS DAYY CARDD AHH!!
YESHHYESHHYESHHHH WEE WANN 2GEDAGEDA SMMOREMOREEMORE AHHH!!!!!!!
DATTT ISHHH WAHHTTT U CALLL HAWWWTAYY SEXAYYY BEAUTAYYYYY ACCOMPANIEDD BY DATT HAWWWTHAWWWTT CAPP AHHHHHHHHHHH!!
WAHHHTTTT ITS DA WINDDD YESHHYESHH ITS DA WINDD BUTTT HERE CHANEL LOOKKS FWIGGINNN TOWERRYNN TALL I WUNNZAHH WHYY AHHHHHH!!
COOOTIE PIE CHANELL DINTT REHHLIZEEE BEHYNDD BLACKKBLACKK UNTYLL LYKK DATT AHHHHHHHHH!!
LOOOKK ATT DATT YESHHYESHH LOOKK AT DATT AHHGAINN!!!!!!
SINGLE CHINN EVIDENTLAYY VIVIDD HEREE AHHGAINN AHHH!! OOOO OONE MORE SEXAYY PICKKCHAA WENN DA FLASHH OF DAA CAMM IS REFLECKKTEDD AGAINSSTT MA SILVAHH CAMERAHH PLACEDD RIGHTT SMACKKED IN FWONTT OF DAATT CAM AHH!!
OOOO YESHHYESHHYESHHH!! WATTT WAS I DOOWINN????? O YAAAAAAA SINCE DA WHOLE WORLDD IS COMPLAINYNN HOWW DAT AREEYAA IS BURNYNNN HAWWWWWWTT WHYY NAWWT WEE GOO POURR DATT SYRUPP OVAHH DEHHHHH!!
AFTAAA DATT KHAISHAHH N HER KHAIRULLL CLEBERRLAYY POURR DATT MARHHHHVERRLOOUS WAHHTERR OVAHH CHANELALII AHHHHHHH WAHHWAHHWAHHHHHHHHHHH EVWEEBAWWDAYY NOWW FAYCESS ALL DIFF ANGLES AHHHHHHHHHH!! SOOO CHANEL'S CONCLUSIONN IS WETTWETT CANNAWWT NIZE TAKE PICKCHAA LOOKK LYKK WORRMM AHH!!
