!!KAWAiiiiiii!!LETS!!PLAYY!!LETS!!PARTAYY!!LETS!!POOOooOOO!!

Tuesday, June 17, 2008 , 9:28 PM

WAHHH HAWWTT HAWWTHAWWTT NOWW I CANN SEE DA WORDS UR MOUTHINN I CANNNNN VIVIDLAYYY DETECKKTT DA WORDS POPPIN IN DEMM BRAINNS OF URS AHHHHH!!!!! '' UUUUU AHH!! YESHH YEWW YEWW YEWW!! YEWW WANN IT 2OO AHH??" I NOEE I NOEE I NOOEEE!! OOOOO CLAPPCLAPPCLAPPP!!

OOOO DIS OONE OONE MORE HAWWTHAWWT OONE AHHHH!! WADDATT U SAYY?? LYKK DA BUS SUNSILKK ADVERTISEMENNTT WHERE U WANNN SAYYYY LOOKK LYKK OOOOOOO YESHH YESHH YESHHH DA WARHOL STYLEE AHHH!! DENN AHH I PWINTT PUT IN CANVAS DENN SELL FER $$$$$$$$$$ AHHHHHH CANN BUYY DATT NONGGNONGG AHWAITED PSPP AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

WENNN CHANEL STANDS IN FWONTT AHHH DAT IS WENN DEMM GOLDENN DOORRS SHAKEE OHHHPENN AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! WITT NOOO FORCEE N WIT NOO HASTE AHHH!!

OONE MORE PHOTOOOSHOOT FERR DA SHAMPOOOOLICIOUS THANGTHANGGS AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! DIS OONE MAYBEE CUMM OUTTTT AT DIFF MAGG AHH NAWWT CONFIRM WEN I RECEIVE DA CONFIRMATIONN LETTER I MAKE DA ANNOUNCEMENT AHHH!!

OOOO OONE MORE TYMM AHH OONE MORE TYMM I LYKK AHH I LYKKKK SHUTTER SHADES AHH!! NOWW DIS OONE WAHHTT COLOURR AHH?? OOOOO PURRPLE AHHH!! HAWWTTHAWWWTTHAWWTT!!

WADDATTT I SEE WADDAT OOOOO NOOOONOOONOOOO TRUNKK APPROACHINN PANTS AHHGAINNN!! BETTERR 2OO SITTT CROSS LEGGED SOOO DA ELEPHANTT MUS STWETCHH FARR FARR UNTILL 2OO NOOO AVAILL DENN WAITT MUS GYVEE UPP N STOPP SHOVINN ITS NOSE HOLES 2OOWARDS MA PANTS AHHH!!

OOOOO OONE MORE SUCCESSFULLLL SHAMPOOO ADVERTT AHH WHEECH WILL BE FEATURED IN NEXTT MONTHS CLEOO'S FWONTT COVERR DUNTT BLIEVEE U WAITT N SEE AHHHHHHHH!!

SMELLL DATTT SEE DATTTT DETECKKTT DATT DIS IS WAHTTT I CALLLL GEWWD FOOD DATT LOOKK GEWWD TASTEE GEWWD AND IS GEWWWWD AHHHHHHHH!! HAWWTHAWWTHAWWT DIS OONE CAN BE FEATUREDD AT BANGKOKK BROCHURE WHENN DEYY WANN MAGNETIZE PPLE GOO BANGKOKK AHH!!

AYAAAAA WATS WITTT GRAPHYCKK CALCOOLATORR BIGG N HEAVAYY SOOOO USELESS OONE AHHH!! SCWEENN BIGGER DENN HPHONE BUT NOO COLOURR BETTERR USE DA AHBAYYCUS WAHTTTT NOOO NEED BUYY BATTERY SMMORE AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

AYAAAAAAAA SOOO HAWWTTHAWWT OONE BETTAHH SITT ON NONGGNONGG SOFAA AFTAA BEINN SERVEDD WITTT DATT GLASS OF COKEE AHHH IN DATT OOOO!! HAWWTT RUBYY PWOJECKTIONN SHOWW CENTREE AHHH!!

I DUNNOO WADDATT BHIND MEE NOO NEED ASKK AHH!! BUTTTT OOOOOOOOOOOO LOOKKK AT DATTTT ORANGEGUCCIOHHREEGEENALL AHHHH!!!!! ITS DEHHLEECEEYOOOOOOOOUUUS AHHHH!!

NYONYAAA&CHANEL PLUS FTHR N MOMMAA AT DA BACKK WIT OOOOO NIZENIZE FLOAAATINN STYLE AHHH ATOPPP DA RIVERR AHH BEFORE I DEHCIDEDD 2OO REHMOOOVE MA CAPP BEFORE I FIND ITT BEIN BLOWWN BACKK N FLOATINN ATOPP DA RIVERR N EATEN BYY A CROHHCODILE AHHH!!!!!!

CHANELLL WIT DA ELEPHANTTTT BAHNANANANANANANA BASKETTT N DA ORANGEE GUCCI OHHREEGEENALL AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!CLAPCLAPPCLAPPPP!! SEE DETECKKT N FEELLLL DA COMFORTT AHHH!!

DATTT IS WAHHHHTT YEWW CALL GUCCIII DA GWEENN OHHREEGEENALL AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! OOOOOO CHANELL AHH DA EYEBROWW NOWW MOREBLACKKBLACKK AHHH!!

I CANNN JUMPP OHVAA 2OOO SAMPANN AFTAA SAMPANN N STILL WUNTT TOUCHH ANYY WATERR FWOMM DAT RIVERR AHHHH SOOO CLOOSSEE AHH DA SAMPANNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHANELLS PROOFESEEYOHHNALL SHAMPOOOO FOTOSHOOOTT OOSO SHOWWS DAT BACKGROUNDD MOVES N BLURRS BUTTTT DAA HAIR MAINTAINTS DA SAME POHHSEETIONN AHH!!!!!

AWWWWW WATTT CANN YEWW SAYY NOBODAYY CANN DENYY AHH DAT WENN U ATOPP A RIVERR U CONFIRMM ROSYY DA CHEEKK AHH!!

LOOOKKS LYKK CHANEL ALII HAS A NUMBAA 8EIGHTTT FIGUREE AHHHHHHHH!! CLAPCLAPCLAPPPP!!!!!!!!

OOOOO DIS IS JUS LYKK DATTT FLOATINN BUGIS M1OONE HAWWTAIRBAHLOOOOOOOONN AHH XCEPT WHYY SOO LOWWLOOW OONE AHHH??????? NMMIND JUS CLINGG ONN 2OO DA ROPES UNTILL U LANDD AHH!!

DIS TRISHAWWW SOO RUSTAYY BUT SOOO STERRONGG AHH BUT DA HANDLES AHH FOOOOHHH SOO LAUYAA AHH!! WAN TILTT DOWNN SOO MUCHH FER WATT AHH????? NOO RUBBERR AHH!! I OOMOS FALL FLATTT ON MA FACEE AHHH IF I TILTT HIGHERR AHH!!!!!!!

OOOOOOOOO SEEEEEEE FEEELLL N SMELLLL DA BWEATHHHHHH SOO SHERRRRRRRWEEEETT AHHHHHHHHH BY DA RIVERR WINDD WINDD BLOWW AGAINSTTT UR SKINN UR HAIRR DEN POOFFPOFFFF SHAMPOOOO FOTOSHOOTT AHH!!

WEE CHANEL&NYONYAA SOOO SOOOO DA REHLIEVEDD GAFTAA BIGGRAHJAELEPHANTT AHH STAWWPEDD STUFFINN N MOHLESTINN MA PANTS AHHHHHHH!! U CANN SEE RELIEFF WRITTENN N SCRAWWLED ALL OVAHH OURR FACES AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! FEENAHHLEE I CANN THROWW DA BASKETT OVAHH 2OO NYONYAA AHH!!

OOOOOOOWEEWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I LKKKKK GWEENN GWEENN SHUTTERR DA SHADES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOO!! CHANEL GAWWT DA LOSTTGWEENSTARRCAPPFWOM77EVENTHHSTWEETTCAPP AHHHHHHHHHHGAINN AHH DIS TYMY DIFF COLOURR AHHHHHHHHH N BETTAHH QUALITAYY AHH!! U CANN SEE DA THANGG CNNT BEND BEND EAZAYY BUT DIS COLOURR ON MA HEAD VEDI WEIRD AHH SOO I SELL SAME PWICEE AHH AS 77EVENTHH AHH!! WHOO WANN FATAIMAZZZ KAHMOO MAHOOOO?????? O DENN I GOO 77EVENTHH BUY DA GWEEN OONE AHHGAINN AHH!!

I TINKK CHANELLL FELL IN LURBBB WIT MANAYY MANAYY TUKK TUKK UNTILL SHEE PWESSED DA PEDALL NONNSTAWWP UNTILL DA PEDALL BROKE OFF AFTA SHE LEFT DA TUKK TUKK AHHH!!

WAITTWAITTWAITT!! WAT U SEE ON TOPP OF MA HEADD MA HAIRR DEHH?? ISNTT DATT BROWNNN BRUNETTEE COLOURRRRRRRRRR?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I TOLDD YEWWW AHHH I TOLDD YEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

OOOO I LYKK I LYKKKKKKK!!!!!!!! DA PINKKPINKKK SHADES CANN CHANGEE COLOURR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FERR SALE AHH FER SALLEE STILL GAWWT SMMORE UNDERR DA TAWWP LAYERR OF TEE AHHH HOWW MUCH U OONE TELL MEE TELL MEE WHEECH OONE U WANNN!!!!

DAA GUCCIIGWEEN.DA GUCCIORANGEE N DA KANYEESILVERRR AHHH ALL DA CHANELLOHHHREEGEENALL AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

OWWWWLL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WAIT FERR U 2OO FIND BIGGBIGG SIZE OONE SOOOO NONGG I GOO BUYY DEHH MANYMANYY AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! BUT DA SIZEE LIL BITT SMALL U NOEEEE!! MUS PUT IN SLOWWWLY U NOEEE!! DENN CNNT DOO STWETCHINN WITT DIS TEE AHH!!

OOOOO DIS LILL MISS OONE I NVAHH SEE BEFORE ATT ALLLLLLL AHH ABSOOLOOTLAYY AT ALL AHH EVENN NVAHH EVAHH AT NEWURBANNMALEE AHHH!!!

OMEEEOMEEOMEEEE!!!!!!!!GAWWWDD AHH!! DIS NEOONN NEONN THANGG CANN USE MORNINN AFTAANOON NITEE XSPECIALLAYY AHHHH!!!!!! NVAHH SEE BEFORE GAWWT BWAND SMMORE DENN GAWWT GEWWD $$ AHHHHHHHHHH!!! SOOO COMFYCOMFY U CNNT SWEATT AHH INSIDE AHHH!!!!!!!

OOOO WAHHH WAHHHHH DIS ISHHH SUCHHHSUCHH LURBBBBLAYYYY XRAYYY SHADES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

OOOO WAHHH WAHHH WAHHHHHHHHH A SEAAA OF TEESHIRTTS GREETS MEE ATOPP MA BEDDD DA DAYY AFTAA WEE REHTURNN 2OO SINGAPORE AHHH!!!!!

O DEHH DEHH DEHHH DA ELEPHANTTT CAUGHTT IN DA PROCESS OF MOHLESTINN CHANEL DA LEGG AHHH SOO CHANELL QUICKKLAYY GRABB BASKETT OF BAHNANAAA DENN STUFF INSIDEE EACHH NOSE HOLEE AHH OOOO DIS ELEPHANTTT GAWWT GOATEE AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! RMINDD ME OF SHARIFF N NEWW GOATEE AHH ACCORDINN 2OO FATAIMAZAJINAMOTOZKAZAIMAZ AHHH!!

AFTAA DATT OWNERR OF DA RAHJAHGAHJAHH WENT DOWNN LEAVIN CHANELNNYONYA ATOPP AHHH DAA ELEPHANTT AHH LIFTT DA TRUNKK NONSTOPP XSPECIALLAYY 2OO MA LEGG AHH!! LUCKAYY THANGG I WEARR XTREEEME NONG PANTS AHH BCOS GAWWT WATERR DRIPPDRIPP NONN STOPP FWOM DA TRUNKK AHH!!!! CANN SEE U NOOE LOOK LYK UHUU GLUEE AHH SOO STICKAYY AHHH!! DENN DA NOSTRILL LOOKK LYKK HUMANN OONE BUTT WIT BIGGER BIGGGER HOLES AHH!! SOO I THROWW DA BANANAAS AHH ONE IN EACHH HOLEE DENN DA ELEPHANTT STILL CAN BWEATHH I DUNNOO HOWW AHHHH!!

AND DEN AND DENNN!! WENN I USE DA ISQUEEZE AHH I TELL U AHHHH!! NOO NEED GOO GYMM NOO NEED GOO JOGGINN ALL AHHH!! JUS ISQUEEZE HERE ISQUEEZE DEHHH AHH!! DA BLOOD WILL CUMM RUSHIN 2OO UR ROSAYY CHEEKS DENN U SEE AHH MA EYES SOO BIGGBIGG ROUNDD ROUNDD ALERTTT N OPENNN AHH!!

DAA OWNERR OF DIS ELEPHANTT WENT DOWWN DA ELEPHANTT AHH LEAVINN CHANEL ANDD NYONYAA ATOPP AHH BUT ASSISTEDD US IN SNAPPIN FOTOOS USIN MA CAM SMMORE MA CAM AHHH!! DA BATT FINISHINN U NOEE!! DENN AHH!! HE USED DA FLASH BTTNN AHH!! DENN HE NOO OFF SMMORE WHILE WALKINN!! AFTAA WEE LAND ON DA GROUNDDS DEN MA CAMERAA CNNT BE ONNED NYMORE AHH!!

U SEEEE AHHHHH XSPECIALLAYY FATAIMAZAJINAMOTOZKAZAIMAZ AHHH!!

DIS ISHH WAHTT U CALL AHH!!

HIGHHDEFFJAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! NOO DOUBLEE DOUBLE AHH!! OONI ONE LINEE SINGLEE N SHARPP AHH!!

NOWW DENN I REHLIZEE AHH DATT DA SAMPANN AHH DA SIDEE IS ANN ARMCHAIRR DA HAND RESTTT AHHH!!! BUTT NMMIND NMMIND GAWWT WINDD SNAPP AS MUCHHH SHAMPOO SHOTTS AHH!!

CHANEL FLEWW HIGH HIGHH GO BANGKOKKKK!!

DENN DEHH DA FEWWD IN SIA

GOOWIN 2OO BANGKOKK AHH!!

NAWWWWWWWWTT NIZEE AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

BUT AHHH!!

WENN CHANEL FLEWW AHWAY 2OO BANGKOKK BACK 2OO SINGAPORE AHH!!

DA FOOD IN SIAA AHH!!

XSPECIALLAY DA JELLYYY AHHH!!

DAYYMMMMMMMMMMMNN NIZEEE AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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