Thursday, March 6, 2008
, 7:10 AM
OOOMEEGAWWWWD PUSHHHPUSHHHPUSHHHHHHHHHHHH ASYDEE DA MASS OF BROWWNN TREEE UNDER DA NAME SOOREEYAHHTEE!! SINCE SHE NOE DA EXISTENCE OF ZEE BLOGG AHH ZEE NICKKNAME WILL CEASE 2OO EXIST IN ZEE BLOGG AHH!!
SUMMMBOWWDAYY MUS FOTOSHAWWP DIS PIC DA POSE VELIIIVELIIGEWWWD DA HAIRR FWINGE DA WINDD BLOWW NAWWTT SUNGGUHHSUNGGUHH NAWWT GEWWDD AHH!!
I LURBBBBB DA TOILETT I LURBB ITTT I LURRBB IT I LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRBB ITT!!
OOOOOOO CHANELL XIAOOO HANN AND INDWIII DOO DEMM POSE IN DEMMM TOILETTTTT FLAUNTINN DEMM SHOE N OOOMEEEEGAWWWD WHYY CHANEL HAND LYKK DATT WHYYY WHYY WHYY LYKK 2WISTED IN WEIRDD UNKNOWNN ANGLE AHH!! OOOO BUT 2GEDAGEDA HAWWWT PICC AHH!! CLAPPCLAPPCLAPP!! ILURBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZEEE TOILETT I REPEATTTTT LURBBITLURBBITLURBBITT!!
AWWWWWW AS KAHYUU GAYUUU GAYAA AND INDRIIS SHIRTS N JAYYCKKETS GLOWWW CHANELS TEETHH N RINGGG GLOWWWS 2OOOOOOOOO!!CLAPPCLAPPCLAPP!!
SHOOES MEANT 2OOO BE SHOWWNN OONE!!
SHOEES WENN BEEIN GLOWWWEDD 2WOO!!
WEARINN SKEWWL PE ATTIREE N SKEWWWLL SKIRTT N ATTEMPTINNN 2OO JUMPP ATAWWPP DA HORSEE WIT NOO EYES ISHHH A FAILINGG N FEEEBLYY UNGLAHHMOHHROUS ATTEMPT SOOO JUS LIFTTT UPP A LEGG N REFWAINN FWOMM POUNCINN ATAWWPPPP!!
WUNNNNZAHHFULLLLLLLLLL INDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDD!! JUS LOOKK AT KANITAS CONFIDANTTTEE POSE AHH!! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!
BWIGHTERR N BETTAHH FIRST SUCCESSFUL TONGUE OUTTT N XPOSED PICKKKCHA AHH!! CLAPP CLAPP CLAPPP!!
CHANELL ANTI CHILLI IS A DIFF ELEMENTT AND COMPPPPPWEEETELAYY COINCIDENTAHHLLAYY DIFF THANGG DAT ELEPHANTTS OOSO ANTII CHILI AHH!!
MALEE N BACHELORR TIGERR STARES EYEE 2OO EYEE FEMALE TIGERR WATCHES FWOMM AFARR AHH!!
DA BWEATH OF DA BACHELORR TIGERR STINKKX IT KNOCKKED DA MALE TIGERR UNCONSCIOUSS FER A FEWW MINUTES CAUSINN FEMALE TIGERR 2OOO CRAWWL UPRIGHTT IN ALERTT N CONCERNN AHH!!
OOOO HAWWT SHOTT HAWWTT SHOTTT!! MALE TIGERR GAINS CONSCIOUSNESS AND IMMEDIATELAYY LEPT IN2OO ATTACKK MODE WHILST RELIEFF FEMALE TIGERR SANKK BACKK 2OO OREEGEENAL POHHSEETEEYONN VERSUS ANDD ROARSS ATT BACHELORR TIGERR WHOOS TAKENN ABACKK AS DEYY FIGHTT FER SEATEDD FEMALEE TIGERR AHH!!! CLAPP CLAPP CLAPP!!
YESHHYESHHYESHHPOSEOONE ORANGUTANNBAHHBOON OF 3WEE AWWW JUSHHH LOOKK AT DA BROCHUREEE RESEMBLANCE NOONOONOO??
WEELYKK-BAHH-BOOONN-POSE2WOOOOO!!
MAA HAIRR!! DEYRRE DRWENCHEDD IN SWEATT AS CHANEL MAKES HER WAY AMIDSTT DA TOWERINN BWANCHESS OOOOO DIS JUS A MERE COKE ADVERTT WHEREBY U SHOWW DEMM WILLPOWAHH DRILLED AFTAA DWINKIN DEMM COKE ZEROOO DESPITE FLOODINN WIT SWEATTTT!!
KANITAA GWABBS A BWANCHH SWINGGITT N WAIIIIIILLS AN OUTCRYY FER HELLPP AS SHE FELTTT DEMM ITCHES OF DEMM ITCHAYY THANGG!!
AWWWWWWW MEDITAYYTINN ALVINN N CUDDLAYYYUPP THEODORENSIMONN AHH!! CHANEL CAUGHDDITT!! CHANEL CAUGHDDITT!!
WAAAADDDD DATT?? WAAAAAADD DATT?? LEMMEE CHECKK DATT 2OO DA RIGHTT!!
DAYYYYYYYYMMMNNNNN DA AREEYAA 2OO DA RIGHTT TOHHTAHHLEE DEHH STYNKKXX!! WHYY DID CHANEL EVENN MOVEE DEMM EYEBALLS N CHECKK WADDATTT?????
OOOMEEEEGAWWWWWWD I LURRRRRRRRRBBBBB CHANELL LIPP N FLAWWLESS EMPHASIZEE PIMPP-PALLLESS FACE!!!!!!!! WIT DAA CLASS PWOHHFESSEEYONALL CAMERAHH WOOOMANNN IZAHHTEE N WIDEE EYED KANITAAA STARIN AT WRONG DIRECKKTEEYONN AHHGAINN!!
!!OTAHHOTAHH?????I ZUNTCHH WANNN!! FLINGG IT 2OO DA LEFTT!!2OO DA LEFTT!! N MOREEE 2OO DA LEFT WITT MOMMAMELISSA AND DA WORLD REKNOWN 2WINNS WIT DA SAME FWINGEE AH!! CLAPCLAPPCLAPP!!
CHANELLHAWWTT-THE-CURRLS,
KANITAAAA-THE-WAYYVAYY,SYAHRULL-THE-STWAIGHTTT!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WUNNNNZAHHHFULLLLL SHOWWWAWSHHROOOMMMM!!
HALOOOOLOOOOO CAMERA IS DA OTHAA DIRECKTEEYONN U NOOOOOEEEE!!
CHANELANDELEPHUNKKK SUNGGUHHHHH DUNTCHH MATCHH AS EVIDENTLAYY SEEN HERE HOLE SMACKKED MIDDLE OF ELEPHANTT IS 2OOOOOOO 2OOOOO BIGGG!!
SEXAYYY SINGLE CHINNS PEEEEEEE PALLLLLLSS!! CAWWRRECKKT AH FERRAGAHMO TAHHAAAA??
OOOOO MAAAA KERR BOWWW!! WATT BIGG !!TOOOOOOOOOOOTTT!! U HAVEE!!
O!!OO!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!! IS DATT BIRDDBIRDD FLYINN DEHHHHHHH?? NMMIND NMMINDD JUS BWINN DEM COKEZEROO CLOSAHHH!!
WAT MOREE CAN WEE DOO DEN LOOKK UPP SKY HIGHH N FLAUNTT DEMM OTAHOTAHHHH?????
STOOPID BLOG SAID: SORRAY CNNT PERFAWRM UR REQUEST SAWRAY CNNT CNNT BLABLABLABLAAAAAAAAA SOOO MORE FOTOS SMACKKED SOOONN IN HERE UNTIL U TAGGTAGG ZANKKYEWWWW!!
AWWWWW DA SEAA OF GWEEN N PATRIOTICKKK REDD WHITEE EVENN BLUE N YELLOW ALL VIBWANTLAYY ACKKTIVE COLOURS TILL THERE COMES A PATCH OF GREY WITT A WATSONNS UMBWELLA IN HER HANDD AWWWWWW!!
OOOOO ITS NUTHANGG ITS JUSHH US ABOARDD A BATTERRED JEEPP IN A GWEEEENSUPAHSUPAHHGWEEEENN FORREST WITT WUNNZAHHFUL REDD ATTIRE STRADD SAME SORRTAH BAGGS WITCHH A WHITECLADD BAWWDAYY GUARD READAY 2OO PULL OUTT NYBODAY ON DA BRINKK OF OOMOS FALLIN OVAH DA JEEPP!!
AWWWWWWWWWWW DISHH COKE ZEROO ISHH LURBBBLAYY BLINDIN MEE FWOM AN APPROACHIN SHAHDOWW FWOMM BEHIND HULKINN 2WARDS MEE TOWERIN HIGHHER N HIGHERR OOMEEEGAWWWWWDDD!!
DISHH HAWWTTPINKISHH HIPPOO IS SEXAYYLAYY FYNEEE KISHKISHIN LYKDATT!!
DRAWWWPP DEMM CARROTT APPLE JUICE LEEEEEEANNNN CLOSE 2OO DAA CAHMERAHH N SMACKK DEM WITCHYAA POSEURRRRR!!
YESHHYESHHYESHHHHHHH JUSHH STIRR DEM LURBBLAY CARROTT APPLE JUICE GLANCE AT CAMM POSEURR WITCHYAA CARROT APPLE JUICEE N BEE FOTOSHHGESHHNICKK!!
DISHHH ISHH PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFECKKKKKSHEEYONNSHH!!
SMOOTHFACESREFWECKTED BY LIGHTT EVIDENTLAY PORTRAYED HERE??
HAZIYAHCHANELVUITTONALI AND KAY YEWW EMM BEE AYE ENN GEE SHOWW DEMM MOUTHH N SPARKLINNBLINDINN TEETHH!!
diSHH ISH SHO SHOOO SINGLE CHINN AHH!!
