Saturday, March 29, 2008
, 9:41 PM
SERRRCERRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMHEEPPOONCHANELL AHHHH!!
HUDAROXICKKCHANELNIGGGANNSPLUSHEEPPOOOOOOOOOO OOO??? I TINKK I DA OONI OONE WITOUTT VISIBLEE EYEBAGGS AHHHHHHH!! OOOO CLAPCLAPCLAPP!!

WEEEE GOOOO HUGGIEEHUGGIEE AHHGAINN AFTAA I SPUNN AROUNDD N AUTOO LIFTT MA HANDS AT DA SIGHTT OF A MASS OF BLACKK COLOURRR THANGG APPWOACHINN ME WITT ARMS WIDEE OHHPENN AHHH!! CUMM CUMM CUMM HUGGIEEHUGGIEE AHHGAINN AHH!!

DAA AHDAWRAHBLECHANELWITTSMOOTHHN SHINAYYROSAYYCHEEKXX N DA MEEDUNTT WIT HER SHAWWWKKK EYES STARINN AT CAMERAA LENS LYKK SHE WANN SWALLOWWW ITT AHHH!! AWWWWWWW JUS LOOKK AT DA CAMERAA AHHH IN HPHONE SUNGGUHH NIZEE OOOSOOO AHHH!!

FIRSTTT TYMM SUCCESSFULLLL CHANELL TAKE PIC WITTT JOHNNY2ULANGGDEPPEYEBAGGG AHHGAINN FWOMM SLIGHTTLAYY TAWWP SHOTT AHH!!

CHANELLLLNIGGGANNS LURRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBB DA WAFFLEEELURBLURBBLURBBBB ITTTTT XCEPTT FER DA ICECWEAMM WIT PLASTYCKK SPOOONN LICKKED BY KUMBANGGBANGGG AHHH DATT WAFFLEE SUNGGUHH DA CRISPAYYY N TASTEEE DEHHLEECEEEYOUSLAYY LYKKKK PAPERR N PLASTYCKKK N BWEADDISHH AHH!!

AWWWWWW JUS PORTWAYY N DISPLAYYY UR ANGSTT N IRRITAYTISMMM EVIDENTLAYYY AFTAA U GETTT PISSEDD WIT QUALITAYY OF DA ANTICIPAHHTEDD ICE CWEAMM AHH!! SMMORE HALF POCKKAYY BISCUITT BWOKEE N DRAWWP ON TABLE N RENDERRED INNEDIBLE AHH!!

OOOOO I DINTT NOEE MA COKEE BOTTLE WAS LEFTT IN ZEEE OPENN FERR NONGGNONGGGGGGGGGGGGG HORRRR??

HAWWWTTTTT HAIRRR CHANEL WITT CARTOONICKKALLAYY EVAHH SOOO SHAWWKEDDD N RAISED EYEBROWWS MEEDUNTT CAUGHTT ON CAMERAHH AHHGAINN AHH!!!

JUS LOOKK AT DAT LOOOOOOOOKKK!! EVENN MEEEEEEEDUNNN SHIVERRS IN REVULSIONN AT DA SIGHTT OF DA DROOLS N SALIVAA BLANKETINN MA SPOONNN VIAA KUMBANGBANGS TONGUE AHHH!!

HOWWWWWWW SHAWWWKKK N HOWW DA SUNGGUHH DAAA NAWWT SOOOO AWESOMELAYY NIZEE DA ICECWEAMM IZZZZ AFTAA KUMBANGGBANGG LICKKED MA FRAGILICIOUSLAYY PLASTICKK SPOOOONN AHHHH!!

OMEEEGAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDDD CHANELS BRUNETTE PWOVENN ON CAHHMERAHHH AHH OONI DA BLIND CANN DENYY AHH!!

DA 2WOOOOOO BLOODAYY HAWWT HANDS WHEECHH JERANGKOONGG SAIDD O NOONOONOOOOO DRAWW 1O MOREEEEEE SHE CANN GOO SMACKK HER NEHHNEHH AHH!!

DA 3REEE SWEATTPOURINN HANDS DRAWWNN WHEECH OOSO ENCOURAGEDD DA NEHNEHH JERANGKOONGG 2OO DEMAND FER 1O MOREE DOOOOOOOO MAAAA PETITTEEE HANDS LOOKK LYKK HEWLETTPACKAGINN OR SUMM CANONNN PWINTAHHH 2OOOOOOOO UR BLINKKINNNROUNDDPAIROF EYES AHHHH??

DA 2WOO PPLE WIT DA SAME WAISTTLINES SIZESSSSSSSS AHHHHHHHH!!!!

DIS CALLS FERR A NEWWWWWWW CAHHMERAHH I WANN CANNONN CANNONN CAHHNONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! WEN OPEN N ZOOM AT DIS PIC NAWWT SHARPP NO MOREE AHH!!
