SATURDAY MORNING BEARS DA HIGH DEFF. OF HOW CHANEL ALI IGNORES ANAYY FORM OF SUNLIGHTT N INSISTT ON STICKINN HER ASS ON HER BEDD, DROOPIN HER EYELIDDS DOWNN, PLACE HER SNORES IN2OO SILENT MODE WIT SMILES OF SERENITAYY CARVEDD DIRECKKTLAYY ON HER LIPPS AS SHE VIVIDLAYY DREAMMS OF WAT SHE DREAMMSS!!
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NOOO
NOOOOO
NOOOOOOO!!
NUTHANGG LYK DAT HAPPENED LYKK YESTAHHDAYY!!
YESTAHDAYY WAS A SATURDAYY!!
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DA ART TCHERS
INSIST AND
INSIST AND
INSIST
DA IMPORTANCE OF YANKKING MA ASS OFF MA FEATHERAY BEDD
FER WAT??
YESH!!
FER WAT??
TO WITNESS DA STAHTUES SHIPPED FWOM DA LOUVRE 2OO SINGAPORE
O WAITT WAITT
MUS EMPHASIZEE ONE PARRTICKULAR WORDD BEFORE DA WORD STATUES!!
DA NAKED STAHTUESS FWOM DA LOUVRE TO SINGAPORE AHHH!!
O DA MUSEUMM IT WAS LITERALLAYY FLOOOOOOOOODEDD WIT DEMM N.STAHTUESS!!
O PLUSPLUSPLUS
WEN CHANEL ALI WAS BUSAYY UNCOVERING A MAPP FWOM HER BAGG FINDINN DIS PARTICKKULARLAY NAWWT SOO DA POPULAR SITE OF DHOBBY GHAUTT AREA WHICHH WAS SPPOSED 2OO BEE DA MEETIN POINT,
FERRAHHGAHMOO TAHAA WAS SNOOOOOOORIN ALOUD ON HER BEDD AHHH!!!!!
O RMIND MEE NVAHH EVAHH EVAHHHHHH 2OO CROSS DA LIMIT OF NUMBA 2WOO AMOUNT OF MSGES SENT 2OO A TCHER FER SHE WILL SAVE UR NUMBAA AND CALL U PERSISTANTTLAYY ZANKK YEWWWWWWWWWZZ!!
CANN FAINT AHH!!
FAINTT U NOEE!! FAINTT!!
WALKK UPGROUNDD UNDERGROUND
LOOKED AT BACKKGROUND FOREGROUNDD
DEN DCOVERED I DINT WORE MA WATCH
THEREFORE I DINT NOE DA TYMM
DEN I LOOKED FWONT
N SAW DAT EVWEEBODAY HAD 2OO MADE DEIR JOURNEY 2OO DA MUSEUM FIRST
DENN I HAD 2OO WALK SOLO 2OO SOLO WIT DA TCHER DEHH
NAWWT LYKK VELI NEARR LAAAAAAAAA
OOOO NOONOOO SHE KEPT SAYIN
" ITS DEH DEHH!!"
DEN I KEPTT LOOKIN 2OO NO AVAIL DINT SEE NO BUILDIN DAT LOOKED LYK A MUSEUM FER ALL WAS MODERRNLAY DESIGNED SAID
" WHERE WHERE?? DUNT HAVE WATT!!"
O DEN A MAJOR FACKKTOR HAPPENED AHH!!
I LEFTT MA UMBRELLAAHH AT HOMEE
SOO WEN DA SUN BURNED ON2OO MA SKINN
I WAS LEFT WIT NOO FORM OF PWOTECKKTION N SHIELDD
HOWEVAHH,,
I WAS FLOODED WIT SUNBURRNS BLISTAHHS N OO YAA NONSTOPPYETNOSMELL SWEATT AHHH!!
O FEENAHHLAY WEE REACHED DA MUSEUM
MUSEUM; A PLACE CHANEL ALI DID NAWWT DREAAAAAAAMMM B4OREE AHH!!
O I WAS FLOODED WIT RELIEF AT DA ENTRANCE DOOR TANKKX 2OO DA GREETING OF A HUGE GUSTT OF AIR CONN. WINDD!!
O DENN AHH I WAS EVEN MOREEEEE RELIEVED 2OO SEE HAKIM DEYY ALL DEHH I OOMOS SUFFERED HEARTT ATTACKK TINKIN I DA OONI OONE FWOM DAT CLASS 2OO MAKEE ROUNDS STARINN AT STAHHTUES IN DA MUSEUMM SOLOO WIT DA OTHERR UNKNOWNN NAWWT SOO FAHHMOOOUSS CLASS IN DA WEEE WEEE HOURS OF DA MORNINN AHH!! HENGG AHH HENGGGGGG!!
DENN LATERR USED DAA DRAPERIES O NOONOOO
I TINKK ITS AN ERROR
IT LOOKS LYKK A CURTAINN DA BIGGBIGG ONE FWOM TAKA BUT WIT BIGGG GAWWWDAYY BROOCHES AT DA SIDE 2OO HANGG ON UR SHOULDAS AHH!!
DEN SNAPP HERE SNAPP DEHH!!
ALL PICS WEREE AWWWWWWESOMMELAYY NIZEE UNTIL DA MISTAA MANGUARD CAME IN SAYY NO FLASHH FER FEAR DA STAHHTUES MIGHT BE THREATENED 2OO DISSOLVE DUE 2OO DA POWWDAHHFULL CAMERA FLASH OF MINE DAT SENDS PARTICKKLES OF FISTFULL PUNCHES 2OOWARDS DA STAH2UESS WHICHH MAY NAWWT BE ABLE 2OO OVERCOME DA SHAWWK AND COLLAPSE N DISSOLVE IN2OO TINAYY TINAYY MICROSCOPICKK PARTICKKLES AHH!!
O N DUNNOO WHYY AHH
I DINTT TINKK OF SNAPPIN N FLICKKIN ON DA FLASHBTTN WENN WEE POSED WIT DRAHHPERIES AH???
DA LIGHTINN FERR DA AMBIANCE OF PURPLISHH OF PUREE DROWSINESS TRANSFORMEDD MA CAMERA OUTCOME PICKKTURES 2OO LOOKK ALL SUNGGUHH DA NAWWT HIGHH DEFF AHH!!
LUCKAYY THANG GAWWT 3REE PICS I USED FLASHH OONE BY ACCIDENT IN FWONT OF ONE N.STAHHTUE HOLDIN DISCKKUS IN PUBLICKK BUT MISTAA MANGUARDD AINTTT DEHHHHHHH 2OOOO STAWWP HERE DEHH CLAPPCLAPPCLAPPP!! NOWWNOWWNOOWW
HAS MA CAMERAHH BATTERAYY FINISHEDD CHARGIN???
I WANN 2OO UPPLOAD MA PICCCS AHH!!