Saturday, February 16, 2008
, 4:13 PM
DEMAND: DRAWP ART AHH!! FWIDAY WAN MEET DURRLANGG- CANCELEDD- GAWWT ARTT!! SAT - GOO SUNTEC MEET DURRLANGG- CANCELEDD-GAWWT ARTT!! MONN-NOO ART- MUS MEET SOLO-IN DA END- GAWWT ARTT- BAWWWWRINNN AHH!! 2UESDAYY- OSOO GAWWT ARTT AHH!! HOW CANN EVWEEDAY ART AHH?? HOWW CANN HOWW CANN????? DURRLANGG SAVEE MEE DURLANGG O SAVEE ME SAVEE YESHH SAVEE MEE!!NIZAMM DA BIGGGBIGGGGGGG LIMITEDDNVAHHBEFOREESEENNEDITEEYONN VERFIEDD HALALL MARSHMALLOWW AHH!! SYAHHRULL DA DOUBLEE MNMM LYKK TABLETT CHAWWCKKLETTS EATENN N COMPLEETELAYY FINISHEDD DURINN GEEPEE ANDD JOANNAA DA CHEEKIEECHEEKIES AHH!! OO GAWWT SUMMORE UNAVAILABLE IN PICKKCHAS SINCE ITS IN DA FWIDGEE OR IN DA STOMACHH OOLEDII LYKK RIOO SUPAHHSUPAHHDROOOLIN CRUNCHILICIOUSLAYY DEHHLEECEEYOUS DA BROWNIEE LAAA SOPHIESAYANGGRONGGRONGG DA TOBLERONE N BLUEE PUMPINN HEARTT N BERIBUU MERCI CHOCKKLATES LAAA, DENN JOANNAA DA GIGANTICKAHHLLAYY TOWERRIN FRIDGE-INDUCEDD-FERRTEATYMM ICEDD MUFFINN AHHH AND GEE EE MOKK MOKK DA TOFFEEFLOODEDDFERAROOROCHEYYCHOCCBOXX ETC ETCC AHH!! CLAPPCLAPPCLAPP!! NOWW NOWWWWW NOWWWWWW TYM 2OO MEET MA DURRLANGGS AHHH!! PWEZZIEPWEZZIEE?? I NOEE U HAVE OONE!! FERRAHGAMOO DEFENSIVELAYY COVERED HERSELF UPP AFTAA SHEE CONFESSED BY ACCIDENTT OONE AHH!! CLAPPCLAPPCLAPP!! I RCOMMEND WE TRADE PWEZENTTS MONTHLAYY CONFIRMM GERRRREKK OONE AHHH!! I CAWWLLECKKT U CAWWLLECKTT WEE CAWWLLECKT 2GEDAGEDAA AHHH!! O I DUNTT HAVEE DA BIBGGS, DA SKIPPIN ROPEES, DA STARRFISHH GAWWGGLE DA PICCS AHH!! SEND MEE SEND MEE SENDD MEE ZANKKYEWWW!! REVALATIONN OF GEWWDHAWWTPWEZENTS FWOM CHANELALI IS BEINN PUBLISHEDD 2OODAYY AHH CLAPPCLAPPCLAPP!!
DAA VEEDAYY GIFTT FWOMM MEE 2OO CHANELALIII IS DA SPYYDAAASANDMANNN AHHHHHH!! I LYKK DA BOXX I LYKK I LYKKK AHHH!!! O AND STWEETTBEARR BOXX STOOD DEHH SIDE BY SIDEE NAWWT DUSTAYY AS EVAHH HAWWWTTT AS EVAHHHHH AHHH!!
OOOOO DAYYYMMMMNN HIGHH DEFF ETERNALL FLUFFAYYFLUFFAYY BEARBEARRR I LYKKK ITS GI!!GANNN!!TICKKK!! OOSOO AHHH!! FWOMM XIUQIIIII AHH!!
OONE MORE HIGHH DEFF BEARBEARR ETERNALL LURBBLURBB SHAWWTT FWOMM DA CAMERAHH AHHHH!!
CACKKTUS BOTTLE OF GLITTTAA PLUS SUNGGUH DA TINAYY MESSAGE WITHINN WHICHH I UNROLL 2OO REVEALL A MESSAGE BOUTT LICKKIN DENN WEN I ROLL BACKK CNNT FIT INSIDEE DA TINAYY HOLE SMMORE U NOEE!! DUNNO HOWW U PUT INSIDEE DA TINAYY HOLEE AHH!! PLUS A LAWWLIPAWWPP SIDE BY SIDEE GLITTAA BAWWTTLE ADVERTISINN DA PLEASURE OF LICKKIN SINCEE CACKKTUS IS OBSESSED WIT LICKKINN DEMM CACKKTII AHHHHH!! ( CACKKTUS READ DIS : OUTCOMEE HAWWRNAYY CONFIRMM AHH!! )
2UULANGG UNPLUCKKED OONE OF HERR BONES N SMACKKED INN A BOXXINN MITTENN AHH SUNGGGGUHH DA BAHHHGUUSS FER MASSAGINN AHHHH!!!!!! NOWW CANN FLASH AT UNTA WHOO KEEP SAYINN " U WANN UR BEAR U FIND MEE IN DA STAFF ROOMM" NOWW NOOOOOOOOOO NEED FINDD AHH READ!!READD!!NOO NEED FINDD AHH!!
DAA ORANGE BAWWTTLE OF SUNGGUHDAFAHHMILIERRADIDASPERFOOMM AND OONE YELLOWW BARRSOAPP OF LIMITEDDNVAHHBEFOREESEEN BWANDD GIVENN BY KHAISHAHH, OONE SOAPPOPERAHHPLANETEARTHH POSTCARDD PLUS CLEARR ICEKEWWLL SHAMMPOOOO AVAILABLE IN TOILETT FER USAGE FWOM MEEDUNTT, OONE OOMEEGAWWWDD!!ITSHH!!A!!GIHH!!GANN!!TICKK!!BURR!!GERR!!CUPP!! FWOMM BAYYBEE CEE!! OONE DELEEECEEYOUUSS SUPAHH MANNN PERFOOMM FWOMM KUMBANGG O I WANN SMMORESMMOREE GAWWT BATMAN,SUPAMANN,SPYYDAMANN AND WUNNDAWOOMANN????
DAAA SUNGGUHH SUNGGGUHHH DAYYYYMMMNNN HEAVAYYY BAYYNDAGEEDD HONEYY DEWW FER VEEDAYY PWEZENTTT AHH NAHHDIAHHH AHHH????????? LUCKAYYTHANGG U GIVEE DURIN ENDINN HALF OF DAYY IF NAWWT MA HAND MUS BE BAYYNDAGEDD DA REEEELL VERSEEYONN AHHH!!
AZAADOLITTLEE DA FWOOGGIEPENNPENN AHH WIT A SLIGHTLAYY SENGETT FWOGG BUT U CHOOSEE CAWWRRECKKT GWEEN AHH DA SMMORE GAWWT CROWWN APPROPRIATEE BENARR AHHHHH!!!!!!! O BUT FIRSTT FEW SECKKONDS WENN DA PEN WAS UNRAVELEDD DA PENN NO INKK WENN RETURNN HOME DENN GAWWT INKK DUNNOO WHYY AHH!!!!
VIJAYYAA BESTOWEDD ME WITT A JUMPAYYJUMPAYYPINEPINEEAPPLE DA KEYYCHAINN AHHH I TINKK DA GWEEN HAIRR DAMMMNN HAWWTT AHHH!!
OONE MORRE FLOATTINNN BACKKGROUNDD BLINDEDD BY LIGHTT IMAGE AHHH!!! SHE POKEE MEE AHH N 2OO REFWAINN FWOM ANAYYY TICKLAYY EFFECKKT YET RMAIN FOTOGENICKK AHH MA POSE OUTCOME WAS LYKK DATT AHHH!!
BAWWKKXXBAWWKKXX!! STUFF DEMM BURRGERRS!! OOOO!! I SEE A PAHHTTERNN AHH!! TALL TALL SHAWWRT SHAWWT TILL PATRICIA SITS DOWNN ON BENCHH AHH!! BACKKGWOUNDD IS BLINDEDD BY LIGHTT AHH NIZEENIZEEENIZEE AHH!!
CHANEL ALI IS PIMPALLLLL-LESS AHHH!! KHAISHAHH FLASHESS HERR BLINGG BLINGGG!! CACKKTUS IS HUGGINN N RUBBERINN HER SILICONNGREENERIESS AHHH!! KUMBANGG IS FEELINN LURBB WIT HER OTHERR HALFF AND RELECKKTIONN AHH!! MEEDUNTT IS SQUASHHED BYYY KUMBANGG'S BANGGBANGGS AHH!! DENN 2UULANGG SWINGGS HERR SKINNAYNAYYPINKAYY BOTTLE AS SHE SHOVES MEEDUNT N TWIES 2OO FEEL DA BANGGBANGGS OOSO AHH!!
SAHIRRAAARAA VERSUSS CHANEL ALII-- CHANEL ALI WONN AHH!! CHANEL ALI VERSUSS QUITESKINNAYYLOOKIN FARHANN AHH!!--- OMEEEGAWWDD HE SKINNAYY MUSCLESS NAWWT EVIDENTT BUT HE WONN AHHHH!!
KHAISHAHH CHECKKS OUT HERR NONGGNONGGBLINGGBLINGG WITT LURBBLURBBB WHILEE KUMBANGGG FLASHESS DIS BIGGGBIGGGGGBIGGGGGGGGGGGGG TEETHHHH WHICHH CNNT BEEE LAGII BESAR NYMORE MAYBEE AHHH AS SHE MERABAA-RABAA CHANELALI'S GIVEN HUBBAYNWIFEYYBANGBANGGS PWESENTT WRAPPERR AHH!! SHES ECSTAHHTICKKALLAYY HIGHHHHHHHHHHH WEN SHE SAWW I CONSIDERATELAYY BOUGHTT MISTAABANGRAA BANGGBANGGBUGGIE OOSO AHHH!!
KHAIRULL'S KHAISHAHH RECEIVES A PACKKAGE OF HER WANTEDD GLAHHMOHHROUS JEWELLARRAYY AHHH!! GAWWT CHINCHINNS, GAWWT BANGGLES AND OOOO GAWWWWTT SUPAAHH SUPAAHH NONGGNONGGG PINKK BLINGGBLINGGGGG AHHHHHHHHHHH!! I DMANDD U WALKK WIDDITT AT ORCHARDD AHH!! CONFIRMM APPEAR ON SCREEENN IN CHNNLNEWSASIAA AHHHHHH!! SPARKLINN ON DEMM STREEETS AHHH!! AWWWWWAWWWWAWWWWWW!!
AWWWWWWWWWBITT AHH MA CAMERAHH DA SKILLS MUS PAWWLISHH N PAWWLISHH AHHHH!! WHERES CHANELALIS FACE WHERE WHERE WHEREE???? OOOO ITS CUTT LESS THAN HALFF AH!! CACCKKTUS IS STARINN DROOLIN DELIRIOUSLAYY AT HERRR BOOBOOSIEESIESS OF CACKKTII IN GWEEN AHH WHILE MEEDUNTT MAINTAINEDD PAWWPPIN HER EYES AHHH!!
AHHGAINN AHHH!! WHOO TOOKK AH DIS PIC?? ALL DA FACE BLACKK BLACKK DENN MEEDUNTT FOREHEADD XPANDED UNTILL BLOCKKED CHANELALI DA ENTIREE FACEE UNTIL CAN OONI SEE MA HANDD HANDLINGG DEMM PAWWPIN EYES AHHHH WHILE KUMBANGG LAID HER BOOBOOSIEESIESS ONN A BROWNN STARBUCKKS PAPERRBAGG AHH!!
CHANEL ALIII FINDS MEEDUNTTS MINDDGAWWGGLINGG EYESS SUNGGGUHH DA REEEELL LAAA FEET HER HEADD SIZE SMMORE!! MEEDUNTT AND EYES ARE SUNGGUHH SUNGGUHH DA CAWWMPAHTIBLEE AHH!!
DAA AVAILABLEE 2UULANGG WITHINN DA SKINAYYNAYYPINKAYY BAWWTTLE AHH WHICH OOMEEEGAWWWDD WEN U HANGG GAWWT LIGHTTT LAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! I NOE I BUYYY AHH I WANN OOSO I WANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!! U CALL GAWWT LIGHTT I CALL GAWWT LIGHTT WEE CALL EACHH OTHER OOSO GAWWT LIGHTT AHH!!
AISHAHH'S HUBBAYY KHAIRULL RCEIVEDD A PACKK OF BAYYBEHH ALIVE DIAPERS FER AISHAHH'S KHAIRULL JUNIORR AHH!!
KUMBANGGS KUNINGGKUNINGG OTHERR HALFF MISTAABANGRAAMANNN AHH!! BUT CHANELALI SUNGGUHH CANNAWWT DENYY DIS YELLOWW BUGG DA TEXTTURREEE I LYKKK AHHH I OOSOO WANNNN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
JOHH-ANNAHHH'S AIRBUSS MAKE HER FLYYY 2OO GERMANAAY WIT HER FACE N EVEN CHANELS FACE PLASTEREDD ON ITTT!!
2ULLANGGS SKINNAYNAYYPINKK BAWWWTTLEEE AHH!!
2UULANGGS SKINAYYNAYYPINKAYY BAWWTTLE SIGHTEDD INSIDEE A BLUEE CABBIEE AHHh!! OOOO AND DA LAYYDEHH IN WHITE LOOKK LYK PHYSYCKKAL EDD. TCHERR MISS LIMM AHHHHHH!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA SIGHTINGGS AVAILABLEE IN BIGGBIGGSIZES IN CAMERAHHHHHH!!
OOO!!IS DATT??IS DATT??O ITS PLAINN JELLAYY RUBBERAYY SUBSTANCEE OONIII AHHHHH!!
O NOO NOOO!! IT SUNGGUHH ISNTT DA PLAIN JELLAYY RUBBERAYY SUBSTANCE FERR HAWWRNAYY CACKKTUSS AHH!! DA SECKKOND SHE UNWRAPP N HERR J.R.SUBSTANCEE WAS REVEALEDD SHE SMACKKED IT IN2OO HER CACCKKTII BOOBOOOSIESIESS AHH!!
MEEDUNTT'S SEXAYY EYE BALLLS PAWWPS UPP AS UNTA PASSESS BYYYYY!!
DA REALISTICKK REFLWECKKTION OF KUMMBANGS PHYSYCKALL APPEARANCE AHH!!
VIJAYAA'S TEETHH IS SUNGGUHH LYKK DIS HOLLOWWHOLLOWWBIGGGBLUEE SHARKK AHHH!! SOO SHARPP I SEE FANGGS NAWWT TEETH O IF MA CHEEKEN DA TENDEMM OR DA JOINTS CNNT TEAR I DIALL UR HAWWTLINE NUMBER ASKK FER ASSISTANCE AHH ZANKKYEWWWZZ!!
!!IN DA CRIBB!!
!!IN DA CLUBB!!
!!TO DA BLOCKK!!
!!IT DUNTT MATTERR!!
!!IT!!
!!IT DUNTT!!
!!ITT!!
!!DUNT MATTERR!!
OLD HAIRR SHAWWKS SPYKEES UPP, BIGG EYES LOOKINN FABBBB!! CLAPCLAPCLAP!!
DIS PICKKTURE IS TAKEN PURELAYY WITOUTT MAKEUPP, I REPEATT, PURELAYY WITOUTT EYELINERR O RMIND MEE NAWWWWWWWTT 2OO RCOMMEND ANAYY FORMM OF FWINGE HAIRSTYLES 2OO DA HAIRDWESSER WHILST SHEE HOLDD DA COMB 2OO HANDLE MEASUREMENTS ON UR FWINGE AND A SCISSORS ON DA OTHER HAND SINCE IT WILL LEAD 2OO A SUDDEN TAKEN ABACKK REACKKTION FWOM DA HAIRDRESSER AND EVWEETHANG SHE CUTT WILL BE SEYYNGETT HER SCISSORS DRAWWP INCHES FWOMM DEMM DELICKKATE EYELIDSS WHICH ARE NAWWT PWOTECKKTED WIT DA BENDABLEE SPECKKS AT ALL THUS DEM EYEES ARE SUNGGUH SUNGGUHH DA XPOOOSED 2OO VULNERABILITAYY OF DEM SHARPP OBJECKKTSS AHH!! O DA RCOMMENDED FWINGE WAS SPPOSE 2OO BE A STEPP LYKK STRUCKKTURE IN DA END IT BCAME ONE ROWW DEN LOOK LYKK IT WAS CUTT FWOMM DA DIAMETERR OF A CHYYNA BOWWL AHHH!!
!!SHAWWTAY GET LOOSE!!
!!BAYYBEHH DO WAT U DOO!!
!!LET ME SEE U LET DOWWN UR HAIRR!!
!!SHAWWTAYY GET LOOSE!!
!!HIT DA DANCE FLOORR AND ACKTT LYK THERES NOHBAWWDAY ELSE IN HURR!!
!! SHAWWTAY GET LOOSE!!
!!UPP!!
!!CLOWNN!!
!!BWEAKK IT ON DOWWNN!!
!!BAYYBEHH DO UR THANGG!!
!!SHAWWTAYY GET LOOSE!!
!!P-H-A-TT PHATT!!
!!BAYBEHH I AINT EVENN NOE U COULD BWEAKK IT DOWNN LYKK DATT!!
