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OLD PPLE IN SKEWWLL - WAHHHLIAOOOOOOOOOOO IF DUNTT SITT DEHH WAIT GUILTAYY IF SITT DEHH DENN GEREKK WAIT DA OTHERR PLACE SPPOSE 2OO SITT BUT NAWWT SITTIN DEHH WAITT OONCE AHHGAIN WAT UUUU FEEEEEEELLLL=== GUILTAYY AHHHH SO IN DA END WHEREE U GOOOO WAT U DOOO???? TOK ON DA FONE N GAWWT HIGHH BLADDERR PWESSURE LITERALLAYY REELL OONE AHH!! DENN MUS RUN TOILETT, TOILETT FULL, GOO 2OO ANOTHAA TOILET, NOO DETTOLL SOAPP, GOO ANOTHAA TOILETT, MA FAV SITT TOILET UNAVAILABLE, GOO FINAL TOILETT NOOOO TOILET PAPERRR AHHHHHH!!!!!!! WONDAHHHFULL WONDAHHFULL OTHAA THEN DATT I GAWWT NOO CAWWMMENT U NOE XCPT I DEECOVER MANAYY PPLE HAND N CHINN LOSE SUM SKINN N WEIGHTT LYKK DAT U NOEEE SUM FWOMM 228EIGHTT SUMM 231OONE EVEN DA PERSON TYPIN DIS OSOO AHH!! AWWWHHH OFFFFFFF COSSSSSSSSSS!!

PEOPLEE!!PEOPLEE!! CHANEL ALI IS IN YJAYY AHH, HER THIGHS ARE SUNGGUH SUNGGUHH DA NAWWT FLABBAYY AHHHHH!! O NOO NOOO NAWWT RUN BERIBU KM THROUGHH TRACKKS OONE!! O NOO GYM OOSO NAWWT!! GYM UNDA RENOVATION OONE!! DUNNO Y OOSO YJAY DA GYMM SUNGGUH DA NAWWT POPULAA XCPTT FERR MA BEHHLOVERED YOGAA BALL AHH!! O MAYBEEE BCOS SUMBODAYY INJUREDD USIN OONE RUSTEDD EQUIPMENTT DEN DA BOLTT RUSTT BWOKE OFF N LANDED ON A SKIN SURFACE AREA THEREFORE DEYY IMMEDIATELAYY RENOVATE N FLOOD DA GYMM WIT NEWW EQUIPMENTS AHH WITOUTT ANAYY ANNOUNCEMENT OONE AH!! O SOOO AHH DA THIGHS RECIPE IS FWOM WHERE?? TOILETT LAAA!!!! BLADDERR XPLOSION U GOO WHERE??? TOILETT WATTT!!! YJAYY WEN BLADDER WAN XPLODE DO U HAVEE A SECONDD 2OO CHOOSE WAT VERSIONN OF TOILET BOWWL U WANN??? DUNT HAVE AHHHH!! SOO U RUSH 2OO DA DOOR WIT GWEEN LABELL N AJAR OONE!! NAWWMALEE DAT VERSION OF TOILET AVAILABLE IS WATTTT??? DA STOOOOOPID SQUATTIN TOILET BOWWL AHH!! WAHHH U PEE N PEE N PEEEEEEE AKA U SQUATT N SQUATT N SQUATTT UNTIL THIGHHS BCUM SOLIDD AHH!! I REPEATT AHH!! SOOOOLIDD!! S- O - L - I - D!!
MRS GUNAAA MRS GUNAAAA, SHE READS SOOO MUCH PAPER, I DUNT NOE IF SHE CANN SURF DA NETT READIN BLOGGS BUT AS WEE NOEE WEE DUNT SEE HER AS A ' TECHHNOLOGICALL-INDUCED' PERSON THUS I CONTINUEE BERR-BLOGGBLOGG BOUT HER AHH!! OOOOO SHE ASK BUY DIS SHE ASKK BUY DATT SHE ASKK PASTE DIS DAT ON FILE IN DA ENDD WATTT HAHHPPPPPENNN????
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INCLUSIVE OF PAEE PPLE SMMORE WHOO I OOWAYS HEAR IN TOILET SOO ENTHU WIT DA CHEER DEYY LEARNN IN DA CANTEEN WENN PPLE CONCENTRATIN ONN SMELLIN DA MYOJOO SEEFOODD NOODLE DEN SCREAMIN DEIRR HEADDS OFF THEIR SOCKKETS WIT DA CHEER AHHH!! I LOSTT MA SMELL DETECKKTIONS FER SEVERAL MIN AS DEIRR CHEER ECHOED HERE N DEHH!! O WAITT WAITT!! LEMME DESCRIBE DA CHEER IN OONE WORDD AHH= PURELYMONOTONEE AHH!! MEANS AHH UTTERLYY TOHHTAHHLEE SUNGGUHH DA NAWWWTT MELODIOUSS CAAAAAANNNN!!

CLAPP CLAPPCLAPPP!! 2OODAY FIRST DAYY MA FTHR FETCH MEE NOWW DEN I REALIZE AHH!! NOO WONDAA I WAKE UPP LEGG ACHINN AHH!! DEN TOEE ITCHAYY SMMORE DUE TO TOOO LONG HOURS OF TOES SUFFERIN BENEATH SWEATINDUCEDD YET SUMWHATT AROMATICKK INDEEDD SOCKKS AHH!! I WALKK WALLKK WALLLKKKKKKKKKKKK TO BUS STAWWP TAKE BUS MEET HERE DEHH HANGG HERE DEHH DENN RETURNN AHHH!!!!!!

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