HUDAROXICKKKKKK AHHHHH!! WAHHTT KAHHHMOO TRYINNN 2OOO DO 2OOO DA INNOCENTTT POLEE?????
SAWWRRAYY AHHH DIS PIC I DUNNOO WHOO TAKE AHH BUT MA TEESHIRTT DA COLLARR SOO AWWBITT AHHHHH N OWLL STILL MAINTAINS HERR EYESIZEE AHH!!
WEE HITT HOCKAYYS N THANGGS DIS HARDD YESHH YESHH YESHHH!! DISS DISSS DISS HARDD!! HARDERR HUDAROXICKK HARDDERRR AHHHHH 2MOLOO U CNNTT FEEL UR HANDD DA MUSCLEE U NOEE DENN AFTAA 2MOLOO YEWW BCUM MASCULINEE!!
AWWWWW SOOO HAWWTT AHH SOO HAWWTT FLAT STOMACHS PRIVATEE LIMITEDD INCORPORATEDD!!
2WENTAYY6IXXOFOCTOBERRR!!!!!!
WAHHHHWAHHHWAHHHHHH!!
IN DAA MAWRNINGG -
SUNGGUHSUNGGUH DA SHITTAYY!!
NAGGNAGGNAGGNAGGNAGG HERE DEHH EVRYWHEREE!!
BOUTT VOLUMEE LAA BOUTT OP LAAA BOUT VOLUME AHHGAINN DEN OP SMMOREE AHH!!
IN DA AFTANOON-
OOOOO NOO CHEEKENN NOO NEWW THANGG NUTHANGG AVAILABLEE ON OUR INVITEDD STUDENTT IN DATT SKEWWL BUFFETT DEHH WHILE REHEARSINN OP LYKKK A BWOKENN RECORDD TAPE AHHH!! O STANDD STWAIGHTT STWAIGHTT !! O NOO SLOUCHH SLOUCHH!! AYAAAAA IF LYKK DATTT DA OUTCOMEE AHH YEWW WILL LOOKK N BEE IDENTICKKAL 2OO STATUEE MADE COMPLETELAYY OF CONCRETEE AHH!!
LATAA IN DA AFTANOON!!-
MEETTT MA BEHHLOVERREDD DURRLANGGGXX AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! O FIRSTT AHH I DEECOVERED DAT DA NONGGNONGG BUS DEHH DA SEATT VELII DA KEWWLL FACINN RIGHTT N LEFTT DEHHH DENN I WENN 2OO MCDONALDD 2OO WAIT FERR GWANNAYY N HUBBAYY FIRSTT AHH!! WAHHH WAHHHHHH!!! BWEAKK RECORDD AHH FWOMM A DRYY N FWESHHFWESHH CONDITIONN AWAITINN FER DEIRR ARRIVALL BEESIDE DATT FIERAYY REDD BUSHH HAIRR MCDONALDD STATUEE AHH CHANEL SANTOS TRANSFORMEDD IN2OO OONE DRENCHHED IN SEVERE PERSPIRATIONNN BUT WIT DA ABSENCE OF STENCHHH!!
DENN DEECIDED GOO CHANGE CLOTHES AT BIGGMACC AHH!! WAHH WAHHH DA WALKK DEHH I DINT NOEE MCDONALDD WAS SUNGGUHHH DA FARRR FWOMM SMALL 2OOO BIGG SIZEDD OONES AHH!! SKALII WHILE WALKINN I SAWW OONE BIGG N HAIRRAYY FINGERR IN FWONTT OF MA FACEE!! WIT UTTER N ULTIMATEE DISGUSTT AHH I TRAILEDD LAA DA HANDD!! SKALII DA HANDD WAS ADJOINEDD 2OO HAIRYKHANI DA FACEE AHHH WIT HIS NATURALLAYY WARPEDD-UPP NOO-NEED-IMACC 2OOO SHAPEE UPP FACEE FACIALL XPRESEEYONN AHH!! DENN BEESIDE HIM GAWWT DATT TOTMACHOBUTFWEEEKINMUSCLELESS SUFI AHHH!! DEN I GLANCEDD AHH DENN SAY EHH?? DENN CONT. WALKINN LORR 2OOO BIGG MACC AHH!! NAWWTT INTWESTANGG WAHTTTT SEE DEMM OONI BLANKETEDD WIT HAIRR OONI N WARPPWARPP FACE OONE!! AWWHHH AWWHHHH KAHHSEEHANNN!!!!
AFTAA DUNNOO HOWW MANAYY TYMS MIXX N MASHH UPP DUNNOO HOWW MANAYY TEES N JACKKETS 2GEDAGEDAA IN DA CRAMPEDD UPP TOILETT AHH I FEENAHHLEE CUM OUTT AHHH DENN SKALI MA SHORTS GOTT WEDGiEE AHHH!!!! WHILE CROSSIN DA ROADD LINKINN FWOMM INTACHANGEE 2OO BIGG MACC N BIGG MACC 2OO INTACHANGE AHH!! DENN MUS WALKK LYKK JUS FINI CIRCUMSTANCIZEE AHHH!! DAT OONE MUS BEE DONE 2OO ENSURE NOO FWICTIONN B2WEEN DA LEGGS N COMPLETEEE COMFORTT AHHH!!
LATAA AFTAA GRANNAYY N HUBBAYY FEENAHHLEE ARRIVED AHHH WEE GOO ANOTHERR MACC AHH AT TAMP MALL DEHH!! WAHH WAHHHH WEE SAT AT STRATEGICKKK PLACE WHERE CANN SEE LARGE AMOUNT OF PUBLICKK AHH INCLUDINN MISS-WALKK-DUNNOHOWMANAYYTYMSTHERE-ALGAEE-HAIRR AHH!! DENN LATAA AFTAA WEE ORDEREDD 2WENTAYY PIECES OF NUGGETS BIGGBIGG COKEE OONE MCFLURRAYY N 4OURR AH?? LARGEE FRIESS COMPLETEE WITT DUNNOO HOWW MANAYY LEVELS OF SALTT AHH N KETCHUPP GRANNAYY PASSED MEE DA NOTEE U NOEE!! DENN I TOT INSIDE DA NOTE NUTHANG SOO I SWINGG LAHHH DA NOTEE!! SKALI AHHH GOTT SHOWERR OF COINS EMERGIN N FLYIN OUTT FWOM BENEATHH DA NOTE AHH!! DENN WEE MUS HALTT OURR EATINN XPEDEETEEYONN BY FINDINN THOSEE FLYINN COINS AHHH!! LATAA AHH BIGGEYED=OWL ARRIVE WIT OONE TEESHIRT I SAW MANAYY PPLE WEAR AHH!!DENN EATT2 GOO SINGTELL AH!! DENN I COMMENT LAA OON ONE FONE DEHH!! SKALI AHH WEE ALL LOOKK UPP N STARE AROUNDD DA SHAWWP SIMULTANEOUSLAYY AHH!! DENN WEE FROZENN UNBLINKINGGLAYY AHH!! REEEELI REEELI FWOZENN U NOEE BEECOS WEE REALIZE EVWEEBODAYY STARINN AT US OOSOO AHHH!!!!! DENN GOO TOILETT AHH!! BASKERRDETT AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! I COSILAYY IN CUBICKKAL DEN CANN STILL RUNN GOO TIMES UPSTAIRS AHH!! LUCKAYY THANGG MA OONE BAR BATTERAYY FONE LEFTT STILL ALIVE DENN CANN STILL CONTACT AHH!! O LUCKILAYY OOSO MA MEMORAYY STILL CANN RMEMBAA U SAIDD BOUT TIMES WANN FINDD GWANNAYY DA FWENCHH DICTEEYONARAYY AHH!! DENN WENN GOO OUTT OF TIMES BOOKSTOREE AHH I WAS DWEADFULLAYY FWEEAKKED OUTT N SHAKEN BY OONE GERL DRESSED XZACTLAYY IN DA SAME ATTIRE MA MOTHER HAS U NOE!! I TOT MA MOTHERR AHH!! DEN WEN I SAW DA FACE AHH!! HUDAROXICKK AHH DATT OONEEE!! WAHHHHH MATERNITAYY FEELIN OOLEDI AHHHH!!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!
DENN WANN STWIPP PUSHH N PULL EACHH OTHERR IN DA LIFTT AHHGAINN LYKK LAST TYMM WHILE WEE HEADED GOO ARCADE AHH!! DEHH WAHH GERREKK AHH GERREKKK HIT HEREE HITT DEHH DA HOCKAYY TWISTT STEERINN WHEEL HERE DEHH UNTILL NXTT DAYY MA HANDD ACHINN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! AFTAA DATT GOOO MACC AHHGAINN BUYY ICECWEAMM WHILEE I CHANGEE BACKK 2OO UNIFORMM DENN GOO OLDCHANGKEE WAITT FERR GRANNAYY DA CURRY O PUFF AHHHH IN DATT NONGGNONGG QUEUEE AHHH!! DENNN WITT OURR DRAHHMATICKK I STICKK MA HAND ON YEWW NONGGNONGG UNTILL CNNT STWETCHH NYMOREE ME HUDAROXICKK N GWANNAYY OR HUBBAYY AHH OUTLAIDD OUR HANDS FER OWLL AND HUBBAY OR GWANNAYY IN MRT CONTROLL STATEEYONN DENN GOO INTERCHANGE AHH!!
DENN GOO HOMEE DEHH DENN WITNESS OONE CATT AHH AWWWW AWWW AWWWWWWW!! DIS CATTT AHH SITTINN IN A PUDDLEE OF REDD BLOOD DENN DA STOMACHH BIGGBIGG I TINKK DA CATT POKEE SUMTHANGG WHILE PREGNENT DENN MISCARRIAGEE O I DINTT NOEE CAT CANN MISCARRIAGE OONE AHH!! IF GOTT OSOO I DINTT NOEE BLOOD OR WATERR BAGG GOTT CUM OUTT AHH!! OR MAYBEE OONE CARR REVERSE HITT OONE AHH DENN SMMORE GOTT 4OURR OR 5IVEE POLICEMENN DEHH U NOEE!! DENN I LOOKK DEHH NONGGNONGG UNTIL NO MOREE ACTEEYONN LEFT AHH!!
DENN AT NITEE GOO MA CUZZIN DA HOUSE UNTIL MIDNITEE AHHH!! WAHHHH DA LAKSAA SUNGGUHH DA SPICAYY DA CHOCC N NUTS SUNGGUHHHH SUNGGUHH DA NIZEE DA DWINKKK CANN DWINKK MILEEYONS OF JUGGS WITTOUT XPLODIN BLADDER OOSO AHH N DA SOFAA SUNGGUHH DA COSAYY OONE SITT OR OONE TOUCHH OF DA ASS DEHH CANN SLAMM YEWW 2OO SLEEP AHHH!! DENN WENTT BACKK HOME BUT STUCKK IN CUZZIN HOUSE DA CARPARKK AHH!! BEECOS MA BAJU KURUNGG DA SPONGE DROPPEDD ON DA CARPARKK GROUNDD DENN NOO LAMPPOSTT 2OO ASSISTT AHH!! DENN WITT DA ASSISTENCE OF MA AUNTAYY N UNCLEE AHH WEE WHIPPED OUTT DA FLASHH N TORCHLIGHTTS N FLOODEDD DA ROAD WIT LIGHTT UNTILL MA MOTHERR FEENAHHLEE SUCCESSFULLAYYY FOUND MAA SPONGEE AHHH!!!!!! DENNN NOWW I UPLOADD ARCADEE DA HAWWTT HAWTT PIC O YAAA AHH WEE WENT 2OO TAMP MALL ROOFF N POSEE HEREE DEHH OOSO AHH HAWTT HAWWTT HAWWWTT MUS DOO SMMORE AHHH!! GOO GYMM OSOO AHH WAIT GOTT SAM N SCOTT AHHH!!
