Wednesday, December 12, 2007
, 7:56 PM
WINDDDWINDDWINDDDWINDD I LYKKKKKK!!
WINDDDFLYYYHAIRRRFLYYYHAIRRRR SHAMPOOO ADVERTTT!!
MASSIVEEEEEEE ANDD VIOLENTTLAYYYYY HEADBANGINNN SHAMPOO ADVERTT AHH!!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I LURRRRRRRRRVEEE DATT BALL XCEPTT NOWW LOSTT IN MA ROOMM DUNNOO WHICHH HOLEE IN CUPBOARDD OR BEDD AHH!!
MAA FTHRR INSISTTT CARR BLINGG BLINGGG SUNGGUHH DA HEAVAYY IN DA ENDD HEE BOUGHTTT DIS 2WOOO AHHHHHH!! NAWWTT BADD AHHH NAWWTT BADDD OONE HARDDD OONE FLEXIBLEE AHHH!! SOOO FLEXIBLEEE UNTILL DA DAYY BEFOREE YEST WENN GOO VIVOO DRAWWP WENN I WALKK WALKK AHH!!
ITSSS SUNGGUHHH DA OBVIOUUUUSSS I DINTT TAKE DIS PIC BUTTTT ALOOOOO MAA DURRLANGG AHHHHH ITS A SINGLEEE SINGGLEEE SINGGGGGGGGGGLEE CHINN OVAHHH HEREEE!!
DEHH DEHHHHH DEHH DA OONE BEESIDE DA PILLARR LOOKK LYKK LOST DA ACKKTORR CHARLIE AHHH!! DENN GAWWTTT HAWWTTER OONE IN CAPP AHH WITTT NAWWT TOO POTENTIALLAYY HAIRRYY SIDEBURRNS AHHHH!!
OONCEE AHHGAINNN AHH I SUNGGUHHH SUNGGGUHH DINTT TAKE DIS PIC OF CRANES OF EYEE OF MALAYSIAAA AHH BUTTTT WOOOO LIGHTINN EFFECKKTT NAWWTT BADDDD I DUNTTT NOE DA PPLE BEEHIND AHHH!!
OONCE AHHGAIN TILTT UR HEAD TO DA LEFTT LOOKK STRAIGHHTT LOOKK AT DA BOTTOMM LEFTT HANDD CORNERRR GAWWTTT 2WOOO POTENTIALL FIANCEE AHHHHHH!! DAA WHITEE N DA CAPP ADORNEDD OONE AHHH!! BOTHH LOOKK LYKK AARONN AHHH!!
I NOEEE I NOEEE WENN U SAYY WAHHHH WEN U SEE DIS PICCC U MUS OOSO SAYY WAHHH TO DA FOTOGRAPHERRR WHOO IS OOSO TYPINN DEEEEEEZZ WORDS NOWWW!!
MAAA MOTHERR IS A WONDAAAFULLLL FOTOGRAPHERR NATURALLAYY BORNEDD OONE AHHH I HAVEE NVAHH SEENNN WATTT BAHHGUUS LIGHTTTINGG EFFECTTS CANN DOO TO DA PICKKTUREE AHH!!
WAHHHH WAHHH WAHHHH I DUNTT LYKK DA SHAPEE OF DIS SHOEE WHYY DUNTT DEYY MAKEE SNEAKERR BUTT DA PATTERNNN DA CURSIVEE N DAA LILL MISS TROUBLEEE SOOO HAWWWWTTTT AHH BUT LOOKK LYKK MA PYJAMASS AHH WEEE NVAHH BUYY AHHH!!
O U SPPOSEEEE 2OO BTTNN LYKK DAT OONE I NVAHH SUCKK INN NYTHANGG OOSOOO ITS DAAA PURRRRFECTTT FITTT DIS IS PURCHASEDD OOSOOOO AHHHH!!
ATTT ZEEE TOPP LEFT HANDD CORNERR TO THE TAWWPP FOCUUSS ONN GROUPPP OFF HAWWWTT HAWWTT ANGGMOHH AHH ONN OONE TABLE OONE LOOKKK LYKK DA BRODAA OF OONE CHARLIEE LOSTT GUYY AHH!!
NURHAZIYAHH [ CHANEL ] BTE
MOHAMMAD ALI DA NAME IS ON ADIDASSSS SHOEEE IT SUNGGUHH SUNGGUHHH IS ONNN DA SHOEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
OONE OF DAAA SOCKKS BUT DA OONI SUNGGUHH DA NONGGG SOCKKS AND SUNGGUHH NAWWT ANKLEE SOCKKS AVAILABLEE FERRRR SEVEREEE DOWNGRADINN OF TEMPERATUREE AHHH BUT I TINKK I LEFT 2WOO PAIRS OF OTHER SOCKKS UNDERR DA BEDD AHH!! ITS NAWWTT FOUND IN ZEEE LUGGAGEE AHHHH!!
DAAA WEIRDISHH TOILETTT SERVESSS THREATTT FER DUNNOO WATTT, TOOTHPICKKS, TOOTHH BRUSHHH , TOOTHH PASTEE BUT NOO COTTONNS N COTTONN BUDDS AHHH FERR ZEE FIRSTT TYMM AHHH!!
AWWWWWWW I SUNGGUHHH CANN SEEE LESS THANN HALFF OF KLCC DEHHHHHHH!!
AWWWWWWWW I CANN SEEEE OOOO WADDATT OO YAAA ITS OONI KLCC DA TIPP AHHH!!
KLCC UNAVAILABLEE IN MALAYSIAA FERR DUNNOO HOWW MANAYY MINUTEES ANDD DATTTS CAUGHTT ON CAMERAA OF NOKIAAA AHHHH!! WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH!!
DEYY PUT WRONGG PLACE LAA DIS HATT WHERE CANN DEYY PUT AT TOPMANN OONI AHH?????? PUT LAAA AT TOPSHOPPP OOSOOO AHHHH!!
WAAAAAHHHHHHHH DA SHAPEE NIZEEE DA WHITEE NIZEEE DA SIZEE NIZEE BUT DA GLASS NAWWTT NIZEE SOOOOOOO BURRRRRLACKKK AHHHHH!!
OOOOO I NOEE I NOEEEEEE TOHHTAHHHLEE DA SEXAYYY BUT DA CLOTHH LYKK HANKERRCHIEFF LAYERR OF THICKKNESS AHHHH!! IN DA END DIS OONE NVAHH BUYY AHHH!!
DATTTTT LEMMBOOOOKUDAAKUDAAAAAAA WIT BRAIDDS WANNNS TO BEEEEEEE MIIIIIIIIIIINNEEEEEEEEE SINCEEEE ITS SOOOOO FIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEE!!
CAPALLS BIGG BIGG ARROWW BLINGG BLINGGG OONE OF DA TINIESTTT BATHROOMM IN HOTELL IN OURR RECORDDDS AHH!! BUT WONDAHHFULL WONDAHHFULL VIEWW AHH!! DAA REST OF DA HOTELL FER DATT DURATIONN SUNGGUHH DA FULLYY BOOKKED AHH!!
NYONYAAA DA CARDD BAWWTTOMM HALFF AHHHHHHHHHHHH TAKENN SUNGGUHH SUNGGUHH EARLAYYY IN DA MORNINN OF DRAHMATICCKKALLAYY WEIRDISHHH MISFORTUNEES AHHH!!
HAWWTTTT GUYYY SPOTTEDDD FIRSTT FEWW MINN AHHH WENN LEGG TOUCHEDD KAYY ELL GROUNDS AHH!! BUT DIS HAWWT GUYY BODAYY NAWWTT LYKK AARONN AHH DA STOMACHH LOOKK LYKK NOTT FLATT DENN ON HIS TABLEE AHH EVWEEBODAYY NAWTT EATINN XCPTT HIMM AHH O BUT DA MOUSTACHH FIRSTT TYMM NIZE BUT POTENTIALL OWNERR OF HAIRRY ARMPITTS AHH SINCE FACE HAIRYY OOLEDI AHH!!
WORLDS BESTT DIS DATT CREAMM PUFF FWOMM JAPANN LOOKK LYKK ROCKK CNNTT BITEE AND NOBODAYY QUEUEE BUYY I NVAHH SEE CUSTOMERR OR NYBODAYY DEHH BUYY OOSO SMMORE DA CASHH REGISTAA MACHINEE SUNGGUHH DA BRANDD NEWW NOO RUSTYY RUSTYY SINCE DEYY SELDOMM OPENN N CLOSEE FER CASHH TRANSACKKTIONN AHH!!
OOOOOOOOOOOO HOWWWW HAWWTTT IS PAVILLIONNN HAWWTT TREEE WHITE TREE HAWWTT PEOPLEE HAWWTTT ANGGMOHHHHHS WIT A WIDEE RANGE OF VARIETAYY HAWWTTTT SHAWWPP WIT PAULL FRANKKK ITS SOOO HAWWTT IT ERASERRRS PIMPPP-PALLLLSSSSSSS!!
DATT ROXYY HATT NAWWT BADD U NOEE XCPETT FER DA AWWWBITT HEARTT HEARTTTT SILVERR STUDD SPOILLLLL OONI DENN DEHHS DA PURRRFECTTT FITT WITT NOO STRAPP ARMAYY CAPPP AT TAWPSHOPP BUT GREEYY COLOURR SOO PLAINN NOO PATTERNN AHH!! SPOOOOOILLLLL OONIII AHH!!
SAYAA SUNGGUHH SUNGGUHHHHH SUNGGGGGGGGUHHH DUNTTT NOEE ZEE SPECIALITAYY FER DIS DONUTTS&COFFEE SHAWWPP AHH!!EVWEE SECONDDD SOOOO NONGG NONGG DA QUEUEE I WANN TRYY BUT DA QUEUEE NONGGNONGGGGGGGG SMMORE DA SEATT INSIDEE SO LILL BITT PACKKED OOLEDI SOO WEE WENT DATTT ZEELEHHZEEYOUUZZZ PASTAMANIAA AHHHH!!
DAAA CHINAA DAWWL BLINGGBLINGGG MA FTHRR BLIEVEEES IS HAWWREEGEEBLE UNTILL HE BOUGHTT MEE STARR AND MUZICKK BLINGG BLINGG AHHHH!! OOOO DEESHH ISHH INDEEDD TOTALL FEMINISMMMMMM AHHHHHH!!
I NOOEEE I NOEEEEEEE VELIII HAWWTTT VELIII GOLDDDDDD BUT DA WEATHERR VELII COLLDD SOO U WEARRR 3REE LAYERS WITT DATT REDD SHIRTT EAZAYYCATCHHCOLDTEMPERATUREEE CLOTHH U STILL DUNTTTT FEELL TEMPERATURE-LAYY HAWWWTT AHHHHH!!
OOOOOOO!! MARRBERRLOOUSLAYY HAWWTTTT ANGMOHH ADORNNIN SONGGKOKKK AHHHHH!! LOOKK LYKK MA OLDDDD AARONN RENFF AH??
DATTT SUNGGUHH SUNGGGUHH SUNGGGUHH SWEATPOURINN SUSAHHH CARDDD DESIGNNED FER SUMONEE UNDERGOOWIN DA NAME NYONYAAA
OOOOOOOO CHANEL CANTTT STANDD IT BUTTT ADMITTT MA AUNTIEES TOILETTT TILEE, SINKK BASINN, BOWWL, SHOWERRS MIRRORRS AREEEE GEEE-ORR-GEE-YOOOOOOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
AWWWWWWW WAHNDAFULLLLZZ BLACKK MISSYY ELLIOTT EDITEEYONNN SHOEEEEE IS MA LURVEEEEEEEEEEE AHHH!!
