Tuesday, November 20, 2007
, 12:15 AM
CHANEL IS STILL SHOOO SHOOOO SHOOOOOOOOOOOO SHAWWKEDD ATTT DAA MIRACKKLE FACED BYY HUBBAYY AHHH!! SMSEDD ON SATURDAYY PURRFECKKT 1O GOO CALL ON HERR BEEDAYY YESTAADAYY AHH 2OOO DELIVER ANDD ANNOUNCEE 2OO SINGAHHPOREE DAT SHE NOWW BEHOLDS SIMPLEEPLANN MEETT PHACE2OOPHACEE TICKK-KETS AHH!! HUBBAYYY I NOEE U LURBB DA DUCKKiEE I GIVEE YEWW AHHH SHAREE AHH UR TICKK-KETS DENN I SHALL SHAREE WITCHYYEWW MA CAMERAHHH AHH!! OOO!!OO!! IF NAWWT AHH FER ABANDONNINGG UR WIFEYY 2OO A GIGGIGG LYKK DATT AHH!! U OWEEE MEE DAT WONDAA-WOOO-MANN UNDAAWEAR AHHHHHH!!!!!!ZWANKKYEWWBITCHHINOEULURBBMEEUNOEILURBUWEELURBEACHOTHERR!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!! O REPLYY IN MSN OR DUNNOO WAHTT ELLJAYYJOURNALL MA DA OTHERR BLOGG O NOO NOO!! BETTAHH!! REPLYY AT FWENSTAA CAWWMMENT CANN ZWANKKYEWWWW!! SINCEE MA TAGGBOARDDIEE STILL UNDERR CAWNSTRUCTEEYONN BEECOS I CNNT FINDD ZEE CODEE 2OO PASTE MA TAGGBOARDIEECODEE AHHHHH!! SOOO 2OODAYY I BOARDLESS LAHH NOWW!! SERRPOOKKEDD N FURRWEEKEDD OFF BY HUDAROXICKK WHOO CLAIMEDD DAT SHEE NOEE IMMA AT HAWMEE BEECOS SHE SAWW MEE AT HOMEE AHH!! AFTAA RECEIVINGG DAT SMS AHH I SHUTT EVWEE SINGLEE GAPINGG HOLE DAT BEARS POTENSEEYOLL 2OO XPOSE MA INDOORR ACKKTIVITIESS 2OO DA PUBLICKK AHHH!! MCRMCRMCRMCRMCRMCMRMCRMCRMCR???? WAHTTTTTTTT IS MCRR AHH?? OOO!! 2OODAYY DENN DA LIGHTT SHAWWN AND CHANEL NOES DATT DATT IS MAA CHEMICKKALL ROHHMANCEE DA CAWNCERTT CUMINN DEN FATAIMAZAJINAMOTOZKAZAIMAZ ASKK WEDAA WANN FOHHLLOWW I BERPEHHLUHHPEHHLUHH TRYY 2OO STRATAHHGIZEE N TINKKTINKK HOWW 2OO ASKK BIGG D AHH DRAFT1OONE:" BIGG D BIGG D!! CANN CHANEL GO MA CHEMICKKAL ROHHMANCE CAWNCERT??"REPLYY- " ISSIT SUMTHANG CHEMISTRY?? WHY YEW WAN GO?? U ARTS STREAMM NAWWT SCIENCE WATT!! DEN WHYY AT NITEE??"REPLYY- ROLL EYEESSSSO WAITTWAITTWAITT!! DIS OONE CANN BE BWEATHLESS WENN YEWW TINKK TINKK HOWW UNSUCCKKESSFULLAYY HARDD CHANEL TWYY 2OO PERSUADE HER MOTHER GOO EASTPOINTT SEE TAUFIKK SINCE ' INGATT UKHRAWI BUKAN DUNIAWI SAHAJAA' O BERRDANGGDANGGG!!! BIGG D WANN CHANEL 2OO BEE COOPPED UPP INDOORS EVERRWEEDAYY EVENN GOO SKEWWL ACCHULI NAWWT SPPOSE SLACKK N HANGG NYWHERE MUS GOO 2OO ACCAWRDINGG 2OO HIM ' STWAIGHTT HOME' URRRRRRRRRR HEADD AHH!! U TINKK I DUNNOO OONE FURRWEEKINGG RAWWBAWWT GOO HERE GOO DEHH STWAIGHTT DESIGNNED NAWWTT 2OO GOO NYWHEREE OTHERR DENN 'STWAIGHT HOME' AHHH PURRRRHHHLURRRRRREEZZZ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAWWWRREE SIKITTT HEE DELUDEDD AHH!! SMMORE HEE LYKK 2OO TOKK BOUT MA FUCKINGG BEEYEWWTIFULL ROOMM AHH!! EVWEETHANGG HE LINK WIT DATT '' U SEE UR ROOMM U SEE UR ROOMM'' NAWWTT MA FUCKINGGG PRAWWBBLEM AWHKAYY I OOLEDI LYKK DA COSINESS UNLYKK UR NEATTFURRWEEKK STYLEE NOO DUSTT NOO HAIRR NOO OUTTOFPLACEE BOOKS EVWEETHANGG STWAIGHTT LINE STYLEE DAT OONE U WANN U GOO DOO BIGGBIGGG IN UR OFFICEE AHH!! ASKK GOO AISHYULL HOUSEE ACCHULI 2OO CAWWLLECT DEEVEEDEES BUT UNDAA COVERRUPP SAYY CAWWLLECT NEWSPAPERRS AHH MUS TWISTT TURNN HERE DEHH FER HIS FUCKINGGG INTERROGATEEYONN BERIBUU Q WHYY LYK DIS WHYY LYKK DATT UNTILL I ACCIDENTALLAYY BWOKE OUTT DAT GOO SKEWWL FWOMM DEH VELI NIZE GOO OUTT OSOO SHEEYOKK DENN HE STARTT IF I EVAHH FINDD OUTT NYTHANGG BUT I SAIDD BYEE OOLEDI WAHTT DENN HE NVAHH HEAR SOO NAWWT MA FAULTT HIS SENTENCEE TERRCUT OFF MIDAIRR OONEE SUNGGUHHHSUNGGGUHH NAWWT MAA FAULTT HEE DAT NEWW GANESHH AVAILABLEE AHH IN CAR- NOO SLEEPINN- NOO SLOUCHINGGG WAHH WAHHH IF HEEE WRITEE A BOOKK BOUT RULEES AVAILABLE IN HIS BWAIN I TINKK WEN COMPILED DA WHOLE THANG THICKKERR DEN DATT THESAUROUS MONSTROUSS DICTEEYONARAYY AHH!! WAHH GEWWDDGEWWDD NXTT TYMM I PISSEDD AHH WITT DATT MASTERR OF RULES DENN AHH I GOO TYPEHEREDEHH DENN GOO SHAWWPIN WITT EMPTAYYLAYY PISSLESS HEADD AHH!! SHOOO SHOOOOO EFFECKKTIVEE AHH!! NOWWNOOWWNOOWW WENN IS MA GERROOUPPIEE NXTT MEETT UPP SEESEEYONN??? MUS DEEVELOP POSEE N GOO TEMASEKK POLYY MOREE AHH!! I LYKKKLYKKKLYKKK XSPECIALLAY DA THRILL OF DA BOLLYWOODD CAWWNFIRMM GAWNNAA OCCUR OONE AHH!! BANGG BANGG BEHIND DA WALL B2WEEN CHANEL AND DATT SLEEKKK SLEEQQ GUYY AHH MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA AWWWHH AWWWHHH AWWWHHH TOHHTAHHLEE BOLLYWOODD STYLEE AHH!! O I CAWWNFIRMM WITCHYALLL ON FWIDAYY WEDAA YALL CANN CUMM AND YISHUNERRS I CAWNFIRMM 2MOLOO AHHH WEDA THURS YEWW CANN CUM BUT ENTIREE WORRLD RECAWWMMENDED AHH DAT DEYY CUM B2WEEN DA DATES 2NDD DECC TO 12ELVEE DECC AHH!! HOWW HOWWWW?? O AZZADOLITTLE DUNNOO WATT DAYY DENN CANN CHOOSE FWOM 2-12ELVEE DA NUMBAA AHH!! HOWW HOWW?? REPLYY IF NOO TAGBOARDIEE REPLYY IN FWENSTAA CAWWMMENT AHH!!
