Sunday, October 21, 2007
, 2:13 AM
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IF LYKK DATT IF PPLE STEALL FONE OR MA FONEE SCWEENN CRACKK IN2WOO 2WOO OR MORE PIECES DENN CONFIRMM CANN BUYY GWEEN FONE BUT IF BOTH OF DATT HPPN CONTACTT LIST VIDEEYOO N GALLERAYY ALL KENAA DISAPPEAR OONE AHHHHH!!22) CHRIS BROWNN DA REMAININGG SONGG SOOO SIANNN OONE AHH SOOOOOO SLOWW AHH LYKKK DA YOUU YOUUU SONGGG DUNNOO HOWW MANAYY TYMS HE REPEATT DA YEWW AHH!!23) ITSS BEENN A SUNGGUHH SUNGGGUHHH SUNGGGGGGGGUHHH NONGGG TYMM MA FINGERRS NAWWT XCERCISINN N XPOSEDD 2OOO SMSMSMSMSMSINGG AHHH!!!!!!!!!24) MA FTHRR SOOO MERRREEEYYPEKK AHHHHHHH WHOOO MAKEE RULE DATT WENN U STARDEE OR DOO ANYTHANGG WORKKRELATED AHH CNNTT ONN MUZICKKK AHH??????1 NAWWT SHITTFILLED THANGGOOOOO LIANNI MAA HUBBAYYY ZWANKKYEWWW AHH ZWANKK YEWW MAA DURRHHLANGG AHH YEWW SAVEE ME FWOMM SHEERR BOREDOMM I GOO OUTT OF TOILETT IMMEDIATELAYY ANSWERR FONECALL DEHH DENN U INFORMM SLEEQ ON RADEEYOOO WAHHH NIZEE AHH NIZEEEEEE WHOOS VOICE BELONGG 2OO WHOO AHH??