CHANEL.HASKELL.RENFREE.CHUA!!CHUA!!CHUA!!ALI DEECOVERS DATTT OOMEEEEEEEEGAWWWWDD SHEEE IS SHOOOSHOOOOSHOOOOOOOOOOO IN2WOOO CHATTINGGONFONE IT IS SHOOOOSHOOOOSHOOOOOOO HEARTWRENCHINGG 2OOO PLACEE HERR TINAYY AND PETITEELIL FINGERS ON DA CANCELLALLCALLS BUTTONN AHH!!!
VIEWERS DISCRETIONN STWONGLAYY ADVICED FER IMAGEENATIONN REQUIREDD BELOWW WILL KNOCKK SOCKKXX N STINKXX OUTT OFFF UR FEET LAAAA!!!
IMAHHGEENN AHH!!
DIS YOUNGGGYOUNGGGYOUNGGGGG,
SUPAASUPAAAYOUNGGYOUNGGG,
SOOOSOOOYOUNGGYOUNGG,
NOOWRINKLES AT ALL SINCE DIS PERSON IS NUTHANG BUT YOUNG,
HUMAN BEINGG AHH!!
WHOO
IS
REQUIRED
2OOO
READD
NUTHANGG OTHERR THANN
TECTONICKKPLATESFOLDMOUNTAINSVOLCANOESRIVERS N ROCKS!!!!!!!!
WAHHHWAHHHWAHHHHHHHH!!
SUPAAYOUNGGYOUNGGHUMAN BEINGG
WILL DEFINITEELAYY BE PHYSICKKALLAYY ELDERLAYY AFFECKKTEDD LAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
CANN SEE GWEYY HAIR CANN SEE GWEYY HAIR??
O BUT OFFF COURSE LAAA!!
FER CHANELS XCEPTEEYONALL CASE AHHH,
STREAKS OF WHITENESS IS DUE 2OOO DAT SUPAAPOWWDAFOOLLL SHAMPOO I USEE IN DATT BATHROOMM 2WICE CONSISTENTLAYY FERR CONTENTNESS OF DATT COOLINNN MINTINGGLAYY HEADD AIRCONN EFFECKTT AHH!!
OTHERWISEE,
IT IS MERELAYY FACTS,
DATT HAS BEEN DEEMED RIGHTT,
SOOOOSOOOOOOSOOOOOOOOOOOOTOHHTAHLEE RIGHTT,
DATTTT GREY HAIRS WILL CEASE 2OO EXIST ON CHANEL'S SCALPP,
NOOO DOUBTTS ARE 2OOO BE PLACEDD UPONN DAT ABOVE STATEMENTT!!
LAYY THOSEE TRUST OF URSS TO A HUNDREDDPURRCENTT NOWW ON DATT VELIIVELII SENTENCE AHHH!!

NOOWWWNOWWWWWNOWWWWWWWWWWW
MUSS GOO CIAOOOCIAOOOO
2OO FIND DATTT WONDABOOLAYY NEWW GC WHICHH SEEMS 2OOO DROWN IN THOSEE HEAPS OF O WADDATT GEOGG SAY?? DATTT TOWERINGG KARSTS N STRINGS OF FOLD MOUNTAINS DAT LOOKS LYKK BOOKXX O IT IS!!IT IS!! SPRAWLED AT EVERAYY SURFACE OF MAA TABLE NOT REVEALINGG EVEN A SLIGHTEST HINTT OF HARDDSOLIDDD PARQUETT( ECONSS PPLE DUNTT TERASAA AHHH) O!!OOOOO!! DIS MUS BEE DAT HIMALAYAS ORR WAHDDATT DAT ROCKYY MOUNTAINS AHH???? DA ALPS DA ALPENN OOO DATS A HAWWTTHAWWTT NAME FERR DA CHOCKKK AHH!! NOWW CANN DROOLLDROOL ALL DIS ARE BEING TYPED AFTERR FAST HAS BEEN BROKENN!! MAA GRAPHICKK CALCULATORR MUS BEE DROWNINGGG IN DATT RIVERR MEANDERINGG AROUNDD THOSEEE INTEEMEEDATINGG FOLD MOUNTAINSS AHHHH!! SKALIII GAWWTT RAPIDD AHHH DENN HITTT DATT BOULDERR ( KHAIRULLL DUNTT TERASAA AHH MUAHAHAHAHAH!!) O!!CALCULATORRR!! DIS IS NOOO DECLARATEEYONN DAT I LURBB U!! NOO HUMANN BEINGG WOULD EVAA LURBB CALCULATORSS DATTT REQUIREE U 2OO ACKKKTIVELAYY BUYY BATTERIES BEECOS NOO SOLARR PANEL OONEE AHH!!

THEREEFORE,INTERACKKTIVEGEOGG OUGHT TO TAKE EFFECTT FERR DATTT LAMEELAMEE HUNTTT FERR DATTT WONDAABOOLLLL GRAPHICKK CALCULATORR AHH!! THUS, I SETT UPP MAA BEHHLOVEREDD OOLLDDOOOOLDD DUSTAYYY TENTT ALONGSIDEE DATT AREAA OONCE TOT 2OO RESEMBLE DA HIMALAYAS ROCKYY ALPS AND ANDESS AWWWHH AWWWHHH AWWHHHHHH!!