Friday, September 7, 2007
, 5:46 AM
!!OOOMEEGAWWWWWWWDD!! GERREKKNESS OF DRIEDD ICE ON BASINN AT MIDNITEE AHHH!!
OOOO!!! FIRSTT SUNGGUHHSUNGGUHH DA SUCCESSFULLL HAWWTSHOTT WITT PILLOWW N VELVETICKXX POOHH AH!!
2NDD SUCCESSFULLL HAWWTTSHOTT WITT PILLOWWXX N VELVETICKXX POOHH AH!!
OOOOOOOOOOO DATTT CAMM CANN TRIMMHEREE DEHH N STRETCHH DIS DATT AHH!!
!!MIDDNITEE DRIEDD ICEE SLAMMED 2OODA BASINN!!
!!O DATT SLAMMED DRIEDD ICEE SMOKEXX UPP WENN XPOSED 2OO DA WATERR MEE SISTAA USE 2OO BWUSHH TEETHH AHH!!
OOOOO GERREKKINGGG WIT DRIEDD ICEE BEEGINXX LARRRRRR!!
GERREKINGGGG.MIDNITEE.WITT.NYONYAA.N.CHANEL.HASKELL.RENFREE ALI!!
!!!DA REVERRLATEEYONNX OF THOSEE HAWWTHAWWTTSHOTT PICXX AVAILABLEE IN CHANELALI DA MODELLINGGXX PORTFOLIOO AHH NOO ONSTAA ONSTAA!!
WAHHH!!WAHHH!! STWAIGHTTT EYEXX U NOEE STWAIGHTT!!
STWAIGHTT EYESS AHHGAINN AHH!! WAHHH!! WAHHH!!
OOOOO LOOKK AT DATT 2OO DA RIGHTT 2OO DA RIGHTT!!
AWWWWW!! NOWW LOOKK AT DATT 2OO DA LEFTT 2OO DA LEFTT!!
OOOo!!!!!!!! OOOO!! STWAIGHTT EYEXX WIT SHADOWWXX SMMOREE AHH!!
!!!!PIMPLEXXFWEE SHOTT OONEE!!!!
OOOOO!!! CHANELLURBXXHERCAMM WHICHH EXCCENTUATEXX HERRR BLACKKRIMMED EYESS AHH!! NOO EYELINERR USED OONE AHHH MUAHAHAHAH!!
OOOOO DATS DA CAMERAA TWICKK THEREFOREE WAT IS AVAILABLEE IN DIS PIC IS NEITHERR OILL NORR SWEATT AHH!!
OOOO LURBLAYY LURBBBLAYYY HAWWTSHOTT AHH WITT HAIRR,SHADEXX, BLINGGBLINGGXX N MOREE AHH!!
!!PIMPLEXXFWEE HAWWTSHOTTT AHH!!
!! JUS TRAVERRLED AT PONGGOLSENGKANGG AREAA OOMEEGAWWDD DA SMELL ISSSS SHOOSHOOOOO HAWWRENDOUSSS AHHH!!
!! FATAIMAZZAJINAMOTOZKAZAIMAZZ ASKEDD WEDAA GAWWT SUN NAWWT AHH?? LOOK AT DIS PIC BEELOW N U NOEE WAT IS DA SUNN N WHERE IT IS SINCEE APPARENTLAYY YEWW AREE LOOKIN AT IT AHH!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!
!! ACCORDINN 2OO MEE EYEXX AHH DA COLOURR AT DA SIDEE OF MEE HAIR DEHH SAME AS MEE SHADEXX AHH!! CAWWRRECT HORR CAWWRRECTTTT??
!!OOMEEGAWWDD DATT IS SUNGGUHH TOHHTAHHLEE [H]AZIYAHHH C[H]ANEL [H]ASKELL ALI AHH!!!!!!
OOONEE AHHGAINNNN PIMPLEXXFWEEHAWWTSHAWWTWITTSHADOWXX AHH!
!!OOOOO I LURBBLURBB BLURRAY EFFECTXX O DATSS SUNGGUHHSUNGGUHH NAWWT WRINKLEXX AHH!!
WAHHHHHHHH WAHHHH O BUTTT DIS HAWWTSHAWWT NOOO SHADOWWXX EFFECTX OONE AHHH!!
HAWWWTSHAWWTTTOHTAHLEEESINGLEXXCHINXX!!
OOMEEGAWWWDD!! LURBBXX MOREE LURBBXX MOREE AHHH NOO EYELINERXX USEDD STWAIGHTT EYEXX SPARKLINGGXX TEETHH N DARKKKDARKKK EYEBROWXX THICKXX N SHAPEYYYSHAPEYY!!
HAWWTSHAWWTT SQUINTT HEREE DEHHH!!
OONEE MOREE HAWWTT HAWWWTT SHOTTT BLURRAYYXX EFFECTXX AHH LURBB LURBBB!!
HAWWTSHAWWTT WENN BLURRAYXX BEECUM CLEARR!!
!!OOMEEEOOMEEE ROSAYY CHEEKXX 2OO MUCHH FLASHHXX THUSS CHANEL BLOCKXX IT WITT 3WEE FINGERRXX AHH!!
SMMOREE HAWWTSHAWWT BLURRAYY EFFECTXX AHH!!
OOMEEGAWWWWWDDD GAWWTT SMMOREE HAWWT SHAWWT BLURRAY EFFECTXX AHH!!
NEARINN MIDNITEE AHH WEE WEREE HIGHLEE ATTWACTED 2OO DIS BIGG BIGG KINGG OF BURGERRXX LOGOO AHH THEREFOREE BLCKK N FLASHH PICXX WEREE TAKENN AHH!! DENN WEE HEADED OFFF 2OO DA COUNTER 2OO PURCHASE MA BEHHLOVEREDD CHEEKENN SANDWICHH N MOREE AHHH WITT MOREEMOREEMOREE PAPERBAGGXX AHH!!
NIKEEETURRNXXRIGHTT!!
NIKEETURNXXRIGHTTAHHGAINN!!
NIKEEERIGHTXXNLEFTXXMERGEEXMERGEEXX AHHH!!
CHANELHASKELLRENFREEALI WITTT DA SHAPE OF NYONYA BEESIDE HER POSES WIT HERR CHOCCFONDUEE BOWWL N DEECOVERED DA SIMILARR COLOURXX AVAILABLEE B2WEEN DA BOWWL N HERR TEETHHH!!
DISSSS IS SOOOOOSOOOOOOOO HAWWTTDRIPPINNMARSHMELLOWWWWWWWWXX!!
SMMOREE HAWWTTSHADOWXXEFFECTXXXATSWENSONS AHH!!
BLURRBLURRLURBBLURBBONE!!
EVWEEBODAYY WANNS 2OO POINTT AT DATT CHOCCFONDUEE LAAAARRR!!
BLURRBLURRSINGLECHINXX2WOO!!
CHOCCFONDUEEWITRIPPLEXXOFCHOCXXMARSHMELLOWWICECWEAMMBANANAACHE
RRAYYNMOREEE!!
DARKKDARKKBUTTGLOWWBLINGGBLINGGOONE!!
DARRKKDARKKBUTTGLOWWTEETH2WOOO!!
NYONYAAASTWETCHHNSTWETCHEDDD!!
INTENSITAYYYOF READINN DA MENUU N STWESS OBTAINED IN CHOOSIN WHICHH ICECWEAMM OUGHT 2OO BEE BOUGHTTT!! O N CHANELHASKELLRENFREEALI FERRGAWWT 2OO SNAPP HERR STICKAYYCHEWAYYCHOCC ICECWEAMM FOTOO AHH!! AWWW!! AWWW!!
OOMEEGAWWDD!!CHANELHASKELLRENFREEALI WITTT DATTT TINAYYTINAYYBUTTTTZEEELEEZEEYOUZZZ BREEKXX ICEECWEAMM AHH!!
AFTERMATHH OF ICECWEAMMBREEKXX OONEE N XCLUUSIVE CUPPXX!!
AFTERRMATHHOF ICECWEAMMBREEKX WITT XCLUUSIVEE CUPP 2WOOOOO!!
AWWWWWW LURBBLURBBB DATT UNDERDAWWGGXX MOOVIEE LAAA LURBBB LURBBBB AT VIVOOCINEMAAA AHH!!
DARKKDARKKBUTTTGLOWWGLOWWTEETHHNCHEEKXX3REE!!
WAHHH WAHHH!! BLINGGBLINGG BEEHINDD CUPPOFCOKEE AHH!!
EVWEEBODAYY SHOWW UR HEARTXX 2OO DAT LEMONN FLOATIN ON COKEE NOWW AHH!!
OOOOO DIS IS WAHTT TEE-EEMOKKMOKK XPEERIENCE 2OO AHHH!!!!! NYONYAAA GLANCED AT HERR FONEE N SMILEDD AT HER FONEE DESPITE HAVINN DA CAMERAALENS NAWWT EVEN FACIN HERR AHH!!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
DATT HEARTTXXHEARRTXXNLURBBXLURBBXX ZOOMEDD IN BWEEKXX TINAYY ICECWEAMM AHHHH!! I NOOEE I NOEEE LYKK PROFESSIONALL AHH AT FIRSTT U TOTT DUNNOO WATT FOODD MAGAZINEE N RECIPEEBOOKK DA COVERRPAGE AHH?? MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!
OOOOO!!CHANELHASKELLRENFREEALI WITT TINAYYTINAYYBREEKX ICE CWEAMM AHHGAINN AHH!!
MISSIONNN OPERATEE N CONSUMEE CHEEKEN N HAWWTHAWWTPOTATOEXX FILLED WITT ZEELEEZEEYOUZZ BBQ SAUCEE AHH OONEE!!
AWWWWW DATT BLURRBLURREFFECTTXX OF CHANELHASKELRENFREE ALI AHHGAINN AHH!!
WAHHHHHWAHHH FIRSTTTT SUCCESSFULLL ATTEMPTTT WITT DAA WONDAAFULLLWONDAAFULLLL BLCKKNWHITEE CAMM AHH!!
DWINKKKCOKENDWINKKNYTHANGGLYKKCHANELHASKELLRENFREEALI DOESS AHHH!! SQUINTTSQUINTT OOOSOO!!
OONCEE AHHGAIN SHEE INSISTTXX N VERIFIESS DATT NOOO NOOOOOOOO SHE REPEATXX!! NOOOO EYELINERR IS APPLIEDD ON HERR EYES AHHH!!
N SHEE REPEATXX WAT WAS REPEATEDD ABOVEE WITTT DA CHEEKEN BEEFORE DATT CHEEKEN WAS OPERATED ONN AHH!!
CHANEL IS SHOOOSHOOOO CLOSEEEE WIT HERR CHEEKEN SHEE CANN FEEL DA HEATTT OF DA CHEEKEN BEIN EXUDEDD IN2OO HER CHEEKXX AHH!!
FLASHHEDD!!FLASHEDD!!N YEWW SEE DA SHINEE ON BOTH CHANEL N CHEEKENN AHH AWWW AWWWWWWWWW!!
MISSIONNNCLEARERR: OPERATIONN N CONSUMINNGG OF CHEEKENN N HAWWTTHAWWTTPOTATOEXX WITTT BBQ SAUCEE AHH!!! DROOLXXDROOLXXX AHH WAHH WAHHHH!!
OPERATIONNN N MISSIONN BEEINN ZOOMEDD IN FULLAYY AHH ZOOMEDD IN FULLAYY!!
MEE MOTHERR DA BAKEDD PASTAA OOSO ZEELEEZEEYOUS SOOO IN DA ENDD I MIXEDD MEE CHEEKENN, HAWWT POTATOEXX WITTT THOSEE HAWWTEELEECIOUSS BAKEDD PASTAA AHH!!
BAKEDD PASTAAA TOHHTAHHLEE ZOOMEDD INN LAAA ZOOMEDD INNN!! WITOUTT DA LINEXX ON DA PLATE EVIDENTLAYY BEINN SEENN AHHH UNLYKK ABOVEE AHH!!
DAATTT BEHHLOVEREDD CHEEKENN WHICHH BONDEDD N SHAREDD ITS HEATT ON CHEEKXX WITT CHANELHASKELLRENFREEALI BEFOREE BEINGGG OPERATEDD UNDERR A MISSIONN N CONSUMEDD AHH!!
HEATTOFFFCHEEKENXXONCHANELXXCHEEKXX AHHGAINN!!
CHANELLLWITTCHEEKENNSMMOREENHAWWTPOTATOONEWWEWWWMAYOO AT DA SIDEE OF DA CHEEKEN DEHH LUCKAYY THANGG NOO CONTACTT WITT MEE CHEEKEN AHH!!
BEEHIND NYONYAA BEESIDE DA WALL IN BLACKK N HOLDINN A PEN OR FONE O HER EARR ON DA REDD SEATT BENCHH OVAA DEHH IS DA EMO-INGG BREEKXX WORKERR WHOO JUS NOWW SOBBEDDDD TOHHTAHHLEE EMOTIONALLAYY WHILE TOKINN ON DA FONEE UNTILL HER TISSUEEPACKETT FINI DENN OTHERR BREEKXX WORKERS HAD 2OO DASH 2OO DA NEARBY COLDSTORAGE SMMORE WHILEE SHE EMO-INGG AHH WAHHH SHE TOKK ON DA FONE HER HANDXX FLEWW EVWEEWHERE THREATENINGG 2OO THROWW HER TISSUEEPAPERR WHICH IS SUNGGUHH DA DAMM(HOWW2OOSPELLIFERGAWWT AHH!! DA NAWWTDRYYCONDITEEYONN) AHH AT ANAYY PASSERBYY AHHH!! JUDGINN FRMM HER FURIOUSSSSMOVEMENTT OF HER HANDXX AHH SHEE CANN GAINN SUCCESS AS A POLITICIANN IN PARLIAMENTT WITOUTTT SWEATT OONE AHH!!
CHANELREPEATXXNREPEATXXX!!SHEE REPEATXX AHHGAINN!! NOOO EYELINERR USEDD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
YEWW WANN REEPEAT WATT HAS BEEN REEPEATED AHHGAINN?? CANN CANN!! NOOO EYELINERR USEDD AHH!!!!!!!!!
STWETCHHHDATTPICSTWETCHHSMMOREEEE!!
STWTCHHSMMOREESTWETCHHHAHHHH NOWW DA COKEE BIGGERR DEN CHANEL DA FACEE AHH!!!!
SHADEXX IS SUNGGUHHSUNGGUHH DA COMPULSORAYY HEREE AHHH!!!
ILURBBLURBBBEVITAAPERONI XSPECIALLAYY MEEEE BEHHLOVEREDDD GUCCIIII SHADEXX WHICHH I ADORNN NOWW AHHH!!
SQUINTTSQUINTTWITTGUCCIOONEE AHH!!
NOOO!!NOOOO!! I REPEATT AHHGAINN NOO EYELINERR USEDD AHHH NOO HAVEE NOOO HAVEEEEE!! O BIGGBIGGEYEXXWITTGUCCI2WOO!!
I SAYY OOLEDI WAHHTTT SHADEXX BOTHH GUCCI HEREE COMPULSORAYY IN DATTT TOYOTAAGWEYYCOLOUREDD CARR AHH!!
MAAABEHHLOVEREDDHAWWTSHOTTMOREEPICXX AHH!!
COMPULSORAYY EVITAAPERONIISHADEXX IN DAATT CARR AHHGAINNNNNNNNN!!
LURBBLURBBLURBBLURBBLURBBLURBBLURBBLURBBLURBBBLURBBLURBBLURBBLURBBLURBBBLALALALALABLALABLALALALA!!!!!!
