Friday, September 7, 2007
, 10:45 PM
OOOMEEGAWWWDDDDDDOOMEEGAWWWDD, ADIDASPLUSHAZIYAHHEQUALS2OOHAZIDAS, MEEBEHHLOVEREDSLEEQ WHICHH I HEARR EVWEESECONDD UNTILL I MEMORIZEDD DA LYRICKXX WITOUTT READINN AHH N SHAVERRR WIT COVERR 2OO ENSUREE SAFETAYY FRMM MEE DURRLANGGDURLANGGCHEEKIEXXCHEEKIEXX!! O MEE MTHRR NOEE GOO GYMM EVWEE FWIDAYY OOLEDI SOO CANN GOO GYMM EVWEEFWIDAYY AFFFTAANOONN AHHH!! CANN CANN??? CANN AHH CANNNN!! ANSWERRR IN TAGGG DA BOARDD AHH!!
SQUINTTTSQUINTTTSINCEEEITS SHOOSHOOOGLARINNN!!
N DEYY JUS [WALKKEDD AHHWAYYY], DEYY JUS [WALKEDDAHHWAYYY] AYAAAA HEAR KELLY CLARKSONN SONGG LAA WALK AHWAYYY WHILEE YEWW VIEWW DIS PIC WHYY WHYY?? NOO SONGG AHH?? TAGG MEE LORR DENN YEWW WILL WEECEIVE DA SONGG EEMEEDIATELEE!!
AWWWWWWWW!! FRMM MEE DURRLANGGDURRLANGGCHEEKIEXXCHEEKIEXX AHHH!!
OOO MWEE DURRLANGGDURRLANGGCHEEKIEXXCHEEKIEEXX GAVEEE SHAVERR BUTTTT WHYY WHYY WHYYYYY?? THEREE AINT NOO HAIRR ONMEE NYWHEREE XCPTT MEE HEADD U NOEE!! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!! OOO SLEEQQ SLEEQQQ AHH!!
FWONN MEEE AUNTAYY AHHH WONDAAAFULLAYYYZEELEEEZEEYOUZZZ MOUTHHWATERRINGGG DROOLINNNN CONFIRMM AHH!!
WAHHHHWAHHHWAHHH!!! U SEEE DATT SKYYY N YEWW SEEE US DA SUNN IS ON DA RIGHTTT WIT DAAA YELLOWWBRWWN SHORTXX AHHH!!!
KISHHINGGNPOINTINGGSILHOUTTEXX B2WEENHUBBAYYNCHANELHASKELLRENFREEALI AHHHH!!
WEEEE LOOKK DOWWN IN DA LIFTT 2OOO REVEALL WHOO GAWWT DOUBLEE CHINN N CHANEL PWOVESS DAT SHEE IS NOO OWNER 2OOO A DOUBLE CHINN AHHH!!!
OONCEE AHHGAINN DIS ISSSS REPEATEDD AHH!! NOO EYELINERR NOO NOOOOO!!
POSINGGGGGOUTDOORXAS A PROFFESEEYONALL MODELICKXXX 2OOO FILL UPP MEE PORTFOLIOOO AHH AS HUBBAYY STOOD DEHH AND GAPEDD IN AWWEE?? MUAHAHAHAHAH!!
DATTTIS A DAMMMMMMNNN HAWWWTTHAWWWWTT PICC LAAAA!! U SEE CHANELHASKELLRENFREEALI DA HANDXX DIFF COLOURR AHH DENN TANNED SMMOREE MUAHAHAHAHAHHA!!
YESHHHYESHHHYESHHHH!! YEWW AREE LOOKIN ATTT DA MOTORISTTWITNOOHELMETXXUNLYKKMRSGUNNWEIITINGGGHELMET AHH WHOO ADORN HER HELMET 2OO SLEEPP OOSO AHHH!!
BLURRBLURRBUT STILL HAWWTTHAWWTT!!
WAHTTTTTTTTDAMMMNNHANDXXXPLACEDD OVERR MEE EYES AHH??????? WHOOS WHOOOSSS???? CONFESS AHH CONFESS ORRR ALL SHALL BE HELD AS SUSPECTXX AHHH!!
JUS NOWW COVERR EYEXX NOWW COVERR MEEE TEETHH AHHHH KURANGG ASAMM AHH KURANGG ASAMMMM!!
ILURBBBLURBBBBLURBBBBBBBBB2OOOOSPRAWWLONMEE WALL!!!!
GWANNAYY WHOO WORKXX AS SINGAPORE'S OONE N OONI MINISTERROF ELECKKTRICITAYY CONSERVATIONN OUGHTT 2OO BEE HEADBUTTEDD AHH MUAHAHAHAHAHH!!
WATTTTTT A SHARPPPSHARPPPP IMAGE OF DA GIGANTICKK FINGERR DENN DA RESTT BLURRBLURR AHH?? WHYY WHYYY O BUTTT HAWWTTHAWWWWWWAHH!!
DATTSS SHOOSHOOOSHOOO NAWWT MEE FINGERR THEREFOREE SHE SHALL NAWWTT EATT AHH!! EWWW EWWWWW!! STRAWW FATAIMAZAJINAMOTOZKAZAIMAZ AH??
SQUINTTSQUINTTSCRUNCHHHSCRUNCHHHNKISHHKISHHH!!
WHOO WANN DAT GLOVEE FWEE OF ANAYY ODOURRR N BUGGXX N ENCOURAGEEE FOTOGENICKKNESS???? YEWW WANN YEWW WANN?? TAGG LORR!!
ANOTHERRR HAWWTTHAWWWTTT WEE HAVE FLOATINNN HEADXX IN DEEZZZ WHITEEWHITEE BCKGROUNDD PIC AHH!!
SPRAWWLLSPRAWWLL ON DA WALLWALL MOREMOREE2WOO!!
YUESHHYESHHYEHSHHHHH!! SPRAWWLSPRAWWLONDAWALLWALL3REELYKKDATT AHH!!
WHYY??WHYYYYY???WHYYYYYYYY?? DIDNTTT DATT REDD BALL-LOOONNN DRAWWPP ON GWANNAYY DA HEADD AHH???? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! CONFIRMM WAITT FIRST TYMM GWANNAYY HAIR XPOSED 2OO WATERR AHH!!!!
OOOO SPECKKTACKKLE HUTTTT DA POSTAAA ADVERTISEMENTTT FERR SHADES N SPECXX AHH!!
SPECKKTACKKLE HUTT ADVERTISEMENTT AHHGAINNN AHHH!! SHADESSHADESNSPECXXSPECCXX!!
LADAYYSNGENTLEEMENN, YEWW WILL LURBB ALL THESEEE SPECXX N SHADEXX IN SPECKKTACKKLE HUTTT TILL YEWW WILL FEEL DA URGEE 2OO EATT DEMM AHH!!
KISHHHKISHHHHEREEDEHHH AHHH!! FATAIMAZAJINAMOTOZKAZAIMAZZZNOSTRILLREVELATEEYONN2WOO AHH!!!
FERR HER TONGUE AHH MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PERCHH N POUTT MOREE OF DATT LIPXX AHH!!
JUMPPJUMPPHIGHERRHIGHERRNONSHAKESHAKEE1oO%!!
STANDDSTANDDONDAGWOUNDDLYKKDIS!!
JUMPPJUMPPHIGHERRHIGHERRHIGHERRRRRRRRRNONSHAKESHAKE1oO%2WoOO SUCCESS SUCCESSSS EVENN HIGH SKEWWL MUZICKKAL FOLLOWW DIS POSE 2OO MAKE DA THANGG AS EVWEEE CEEDEE FER HIGHHSKEWWL MUZICKKAL DA COVERR AHH!!!!!!!!
SMILEESMILEEEREVEALLMOREE NOSTRILXX FATAIMAZAJINAMOTOZKAZAIMAZZZZ?? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DIS IS A TOOTHHPASTE ADVERTISEMENTTT BEEFOREE ON DA LEFTT AFTERR ON DA RIGHTT MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
MOVEEE!TTMOOOVEE!TTPOINTTT!TTPOINTTT!TT ALL 2OO DA LEFTTT NOWWWWW!!
POSTTAAASHAKESHAKEEADVERTISEMENTTOONE!!
POSTAASHAKEESHAKEEADVERTISEMENTT2WOO!! EQUIPPED WITT 2WOO NEWW GHOSTT AS BACKGROUNDD AHH GWANNAYY N HUBBAYY AHH!!
AFTAAA DEEEZZZZZ GHOSTT WEREE REVEALEDD WEEE WANN 2OO MAKEE MORE REVERRLATEEYONN THEREEFOREE THEYY OUGHTT 2OOO STANDD IN FWONTT AHHH!!!
OOMEEGAWWWDDDD!! WHYY IS HUBBAYY STARINNN ATTT MEE NECKKK LYKK DATT AHH?????? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
WEE INSISTT!! INSISTT TOHHTAHHLEEE!! DIS POSTAAADVERTISEMENTT CNNTTT BEE EFFECKKTIVE UNLESS IT IS RISENN HIGHERR HIGHHERR N HIGHERRR!! NOOO NEED WORRAYY NOO ARMPPITT HAIRR OONE AHH!!
SHARPPPNCLEARR YEWW CANN SEE CHANELHASKELLRENFREEALI DA BWAINN ABOVEE HER ORIGINALL BWAINN MILLEEYONXXX TYMXX SMALLERR AHH BUTTT BOTHH EFFECKKTIVEE LAAA!!
POSTAAADVERTISEMENTTSHAKESHAKEE3REE!! WITT GWANNAYYGHOSTT STARINN ENVIOUSLAYY AT DIS MODELICKXX FOTOSHOOTT AHH??? MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
WATTT IS DATT BEEHIND?? OOMEEGAWWWD GWANNAYYGHOSTTT WAS BEEHIND JUS NOWW N NOWW DENN I NOEEE O!!OOOOOOOOOOOO!! I DINTT NOEE HOWW CLOSE UR RELATIONNSHIPP WIT MEE FAN WAS UNTILL NOWW U NVAHH MOVEE UR ASS BEESIDE MA FANN AHH!! MUAHAHAHAHAH!!
GWANNAYYGHOSTTT FEENALEEE HAPPAYY 2OO NOEE DAT CHANELHASKELLRENFREEALI MADE WAYYY FER HERR FACE BELOWW MEEE POSTERRSHAKESHAKEADVERTISEMENTT AHH!!
SHEE WANN HAPPIERR HAPPIERR AHH THEREFOREE MUS BEE INCH CLOSERR 2OO HERRR PHYSICALL APPEARANCEE WITT MEE FANN N HIGHERRHIGHHERRHIGHHERR HANDD!! NOWW DENN WEE NOEE GWANNAYYGHOSTT LAUGHH FEMININELAYY DA JAPANESEESTYLEEE - PLEEEZZ CLOSEE UR MOUTHH WHENN YEWW LAUGHH AHH!!
HUGGHUGGDISDATTHAWWTHAWTTTOONEAHH!!
HUGGHUGGGDISDATT2WOO AHHH!!HAWWTTHAWWTT!!
I LURBBBBLURBBBBB DATTT SHURNKENN BWAINN LARRRR!!
DATT IS PWOBABLAYY FATAIMAZ AJINAMOTOZZ KAZAIMAZZ SHRUNKENN BWAINN SINCEE SHEE DA OONE HOLDINN WAHHTTT??
CHANELHASKELLRENFREEALI HAS BWAINXX IN HERR SKULL DAT AREE BIGGER DEN THOSEE AVAILABLEE OUTSIDEE HER HEADD LYK DIS OONE AHHH!!! PWOVENN AH PWOVENN!!
EATTTNEATTTEATTTTEATTTTTTTBEARRBEARRNCHEEKENN!!
PERCHHHDATLIPXNOWW!!PERCHHPERCHHDATLIPXXNOWW!!
BLURRBLURRLYKKDISVELIVELIIDAHAWWTT AHH!!
SQUINTTSQUINTT WIT BEARRBEARR!! SQUINTTSQUINTTFERR BEARRBEARR!! FATAIMAZAJINAMOTOZKAZAIMAZZ SCARAYYYY IMAGEE HERE AHH?? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!
SQUINT MOREEE DA BEARRBEARR!! SQUINTT MOREMORE DAA BEARRBEARR!!
WAHHHWAHHHH!!PERCHHHAWWTTLIPPXXOONE!!
PERRCHHHAWWTLIPXX2WOOO!! HAWWTERRR AHH HAWWTTERR!!
PERRCHHAWWTLIPPX3REEE!!
EATTTDATTBEARROONE AHHHH!!
EATTDATHAWWTINGLAYYBEARR2WOO AHH!!
OOOOOO DATTT PYJAYY AHHGAINNN!!
PYJAYYY SMMOREE AHHH!!
O SMMOREEE PYJAYY AHHHH!!
I LURBBBLURBBBB DATTT HAWWWTT GLARINN GWEEN N ORANGEE AHHH!! BUYYY DATT PLATEEVIVOO NOWWNOWW!!
YESHHH AHH YESHHH!! CHANELHASKELLRENFREEALI FEENAHHLEE DEECIDED 2OO USE DIS BELTTT DATTT REVEALXX BLINGGBLINGGXX AHH!!
FLASHHHHEREEDEHHAFTERBERRINGGATHOMEE!!
FLASHHFLASHHHHEREDEHHAFTERRBERRINGG2WOOO!!
OOOOOO!! DATTT WOMENNXX DWEAMXX PYJAYYY!!
DATTT BIGGGBIGGGGIDUNNOOWAHTTTSANDWICHH WHICHH DAT NYONYAA ATEEE FERR DUNNOO HOWW MANYY YEARXX AHHH DENN FINAHHLEE FINI AHHH!!
OOOOO DATT SUMSUMM BWEAKFASTT DELI ON ZEROSIXXSEROO9INEE2WENTAY[O]7EVENN AHH!! WITTT DATT ORANGEE JUICEE DATTT SHAWKEED SUMM OF MA STOMACHH AHH!!
DATTT DELII WITT EGG NAWWTTT DATTT IMPWESSIVEE BEECOS DA EGG SOOOO BIGGG DA CROSSAINTT EVENN SMELL OF EGG OONE AHHH!!
SMMOREE DIS JCKTTT TUTUPPAURATTT AUTOOO PWEVENTT ANAYY MOSQUITOO BITEXX NOO NEEDD USE SCARFF SINCE WENN I ADORNN DA HOODD N ZIPPUPPFULL AHHH WAHHH LYKK DA ILLEWWSIONN OF ADORNINN DA SCARFF AHH!! CAWWRRECT HORR CAWWRRECTTTT??
I NOEEE I NOEE DATT HOODDJCKTT VELII HAWWWTTT BUTTT IN DA END NVAHH BUYY AHHHH!!!!!!!! CHETTTCHETTCHETTT!!
OOOOO?? USE DIS SIDEE OF DA BELT WHEREE BLINGGBLINGGXX SHINEE ORRRR??
USEEE DIS WENN BLINGGGBLINGGXX BEECUMXX SLEEKK AH??
AWWWWWW!! DATT ADVERTISEMENTT HAIRBELOWWDASKYOONE!!
O!!DATTT HAIRRBELOWWDASKYY ADVERTISEMENTT2WOO FLYYFLYY!!
SHINEESHINEEWITGUCCI!!!
