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OOOMEEGAWWWDD DATT OONE ILLUSEEYONN OR ISSS DATT TRUEE AHH DA FOOTT IS DAA LOLLIPOPPPOPPOPPP AHH???
AWWWWWWWWWWW!!MEEEE VELEVATICKXX POOOHHPOOHH LOOKXX ATTT MAAA BLANKETXX AHHHH!!
AWWWWWWWWW!! MAA VELVETICKXX POOHH LOOKXX AT MEE CAMM!! DENN NOWW I NOEE WATT INSPIREDD ATIQQNBANANA 2OO BUYY DIS POOHH AHH!! DA FACEE AHHH??CUDDLAYY CUDDLAYY?? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
WENN 2UULANGG PROVES 2OO DA WORLDD DA HERR FACEE SAMEE SIZEE ASSS MEEE POOHH DA FACEE MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
AWWWWW!!INSOMNIAAVICTIMXX MUS TRY SLEEPINN BEESIDE VELVETICKXX POOHH DEEEMED EFFECTIVEE BUTTT MUS KEEP SEVERRAL DISTANCEE 2OO PWEVENTT ANAYY CONTACTT WIT DROOLXX AHH!!
SHADEESNSPECXX ADVERTISEMENTT AHHH!!
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O CHANELHASKELLRENFREEALI OSOOO LURBB LURBBBBBBBBB THOSEEEE GWEENGWEENNICKXX PWEZENN REECEIVED 2OODAYY AHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I TURRNED 2OO DA LEFTT SHE SEES GWEEN, I TURNNED 2OO DA RIGHTT, SHEE SEES GWEEN, I TURNEDD BACKK FWONTT N ANAYY ANGLESS, SHE SEES GWEENN AHHGAINN AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! EVENN MEE BEHHLOVEREDD MIKEEIKE DEHH AHH I TINKK I WANN FOSSILIZEE MA MIKE IKE BEECOS AT FIRSTT MEE GAWWT DIS FWEAKAYYY IDEEYAA DAT SINGAPOREE DOWANN SELL MIKE IKEE NYMOREE U NOEEE WAHHH WAHHHH WAHHHHH!! O DENN GAWWTT DIS VELII LOOKK DA INTERESTANGG LICORIZEEE AHH I NVAHH SEE BEEFORE WHEREE U BUYY AHH??????? DENN GAWWTT DIS BIGGGGGBIGGGISDATTFOOTT?? LOLLIPOPP AHHHH!!!!!!! I OOSOO NVAHH SEEE BEEFORE EVEENN AT CANDAYY EMPIREE N COCOAATWEE AHH!!!! WHEREE YEWW BUY AHH WHEREE WHEREEEE????? I WANN PWEE-ORDERR SMMOREE AHHH!!!!! O DENN TEE-EEMOKKMOKK SAWW A BOTTLEEOFCONTAINERR CHANEL HAS NVAHH SEEN BEEFORE OR HASS SEEN BEEFORE BUTTT ITS USUALLAYY BEEN IGNOREDD HUNDREDDDHUNDREDD DAAPURRCENTT AHH!!!! MAYOOOOOOONIZEE AHH MAYOONIZEEE!! O DENN SHEE OSOO GAVEE MEE DAA ENTIREE BERITAA MINGGUUU AROUNDD OOO!!GWEENN!!GWEEENN!!SOCKXX!! WHICHH MEE OSOO NVAHH SEE BEEFORE AHH!! WHEREE YEWW BUYY AHH??? DA BERITAA MINGGUU SHEE NVAHH SPRAWWL OUTTT 2OO MAKEE IT READABLEE SMMOREE AHH BYY DA TYMMM CHANEL SUCCEEDED 2OO UNRAVELLL DA SOCKXX FRMM WITHINN AHHH HERR ENTIRE HANDSS FRMM TANNEDD TURNNED IN2OO DA SAMEE COLOURR AS UR BLACKKBLACKKPENCILL LEADS AHHH!!!!!!!!! O ZWANKKYEWW AHH ZWANKK YEWWWWW!! NXTT TYMM GOO SHAWWPIN2GEDAAGEDAA SURELEE CANN DEECOVERR MOREE THANGGXX UNDEECOVERED OONE LYKK DA CANOFCONTAINEROF MAYOO AHHH!!!! DENN NXTT WEEKK OSOO FERR CACKKTUUSS N 2UULANGG MUS BWINN POWWDAA,FLOURR,EGGX EVWEEBODAYY MUS ISSUEE DEIRR OWN SPOTTT N AIM ATTT VARIOUSS LOCATEEYONS 2OO ENSUREE THOSEE 2WOO VICTIMSS 2OO BEE VICTIMIZEDD FRMM HEAD 2OO TOEE AHH!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!
