Tuesday, September 25, 2007 , 5:39 AM

WENN YEWW FARKEDDD UPPPP!! WITTT DATTT FARRKKINGGEDUPP PROMOO AHHH!! U CANN PLAN 2OO
- MIGWATE 2OO MUMBAIII
- EAT CORNETTO COOKIES N CWEAMM
- MIGWATE 2OO LONN-DONN
- EAT CORNETTO CHOCC
- FINDD AARON LONN-DONN RANKED TOPP!!TOPP!!TOPP!! DA HOUSE AT CORNWALL O WHYY?? GOTT DUNNOO WAT BOSCASTLE DA FLOODIN AHHH?? HE NAWWTT AFFECTED LAAA HE LIVE AT DUNNOO WAT STORAYY I TINKK 12ELVEE LYKK MINE AHHH!!
- MIGWATE 2OO AUSTRALIAA GOLD COAST N BRISBANEE
- EATT KITKATT ICECWEAMM CHOCC
- SHAWWP FERR MA BEHHLOVEREDD LMTEDT. BILLABONG JACKK-KETT ROXYY STWIPEEYY STWIPEYY ETCETC
- GOOOO SUNNNTANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NOWWWNOWWWNOWWW CHANEL ALI LAYZEE 2OO TYPETYPEHEREDEHH NOOO MOREE THEREFOREE SHEE REFUSE 2OO TYPE SMMOREEE O XCPTTT AHHHH
MESSAGEEE 2OOO MEE GWOUPIEEDURRLANGGXX!!!!!!!
- DUE 2OO DA LACKK OF USAGEE OF FARKKKFARKK N CHEEEE N WAVEE BYEEBYEE DA WORDS ALL AHHHH O N HEYY BEACHH TCHH AHH YALLLL MUS ASSIST MEEE IN DA MASTERINN DA ARTT N FINDINN DA BEAUTYY OFFFF DA LOGARHYTHM N FUNCTIONXX BEEFOREEE I DECLAREE DEMM MOZZAAFARKINNNN FARKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD UPPPPPPPPPPP AHHHHH!!!!!!! ZWANKKKYEWWWW!! ZWANKKYEWWW!! I TINKK NEED FOOD REFLEXOLOGAYY NOWW 2OOO REMOVEEE ZEEEE CURSES DURINNN DA FASTINNN MONTHH AHHH WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!! REPLY IN TAGGBOARD AH!!



Friday, September 21, 2007 , 6:09 AM










































































































































































































































































































































































OOOOOOMEEGAWWWWWWWWWWDD 2OOOODAYY DA SKEWWLL HAWWTHHAWWTTTHAWWTT NAWWT PHYZICKKALLAY AHH BUT THEREE AINT NOO WORD DATS HIGHLAYY APPROPRIATE WENN YEWW LINKK DA WORDS HAWWT N YJAYY U NOEEE O SOOO AHHHHH I CHANGEE SUBJECTT AHHHH CHANGE SUBJECTTT N TAWWPICKKK OF DISCUSSIONN HEREE SOOOO SIANNING WAIT TOKK BOUTT DA INTRICATEE DETAILS OF DIFFERENCES AHHH B2WEENN YJAYY N HAWWTNESS AHHH WHICHHH EVENN DA BLINDD N DA PRODIJAYSS FIND SWEATTT TRICKLINGG DOWN DEIRR FOREHEADXX LYKK DUNNOO WATTT NIAGARRA FALLS AHH WENN DEYY ARE ASKEDD 2OOO UNRAVELL DA LINKAGESS B2WEENN HAWWT N YJAYY AHHH BUTTTT WHYY YEWW NOE 2OODAY SKEWWL IS SUNGGUHH DA OOMEEGAWWDNESS AHHH???????


























BEEECOS AHHHHHH!!!!!!!


























2OOODAY SKEWWL OONI GAWWT PDOTE, GEEPEE, ENGLITT, ENGLITTUTT, N MALAYY LIT AHH!!!! DENN PDOTE FAILED 2OO MARK OUR ATTENDENCE SINCEE WEE 2OOO FAILED 2OO MAKE OUR APPEARANCE DEHH SINCEE WEE WERE CRUNCHINGG N SCRUNCHINGG EVWEEMUSCLEE WEE HAVEE TRYINN 2OOO WITHSTANDD ALL DA GRUMBLANGG STOMACHXX UNTILL EVENN DA KUMBANGG AHH TOUREDD AROUND SKEWWL FINDINN FER TOILETT PAPERR PAILL N ALL DA BIGGBUSINESS ESSENTIALS AHHH 2OOO UNLEASHHH DA POTENTIALLAYY XPLODINN BIG BUSINESS OF HERS IN DA TOILETT BOWWL N FEARINGG FER DA SAFETAYY OF ANAYY PASSERBYS OR TOILETTUSERS NOSE CONDITIONN SHE STOOD BY DA DOORR N USHEREDD EVWEEOONE OUTTT N FINALLAYY UNLEASHHED DATT BIGGBUSINESS FEENALAYY WIT TWAILS OF POWWWDAA!!POWWWDAA!!FULLL!!! AROMATICKK APHOSTROPHAYY COMMAA?? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA DA AROMAAA WAHHHHH WEE ON DA BENCHH SIMULTANEOUSLAYY WHIPPED OUT OUR AXE OILL N POUREDD HALFF DA CONTENTT IN OURR NOSTRILS 2OOO BLOCKK OFFF DATTT WONDAABOOLLAY AROMATICKK UNNESSASARAYY PERRFOOMMM AH!!


























GEEPEE BETTERR AHH!! UNTAA CNNTT CUMM DUE 2OO SUM ALEXANDAA HOSPITALL HIPSS DISJOINTMENTT CONDITIONN WHICHH CNNTT EEMAHHGEENN AHH DA DOCTORR TRYY 2OO CUREE AHH NAWWMALEE IF BONE 2WISTED DEYY PULL IT BACKK 2OO SOCKETTS WATTTT IMAHHGEENN HIPBONESS AHHHH N UNTASS??????? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! DOOO DAT SALSAA DANCEE 2GEDAA GEDAAA WEE TOUCHH EACH OTHERR DA HIPSS HERE N HIPPS DEHH DENN FEENALAAYY WEE MOVE 2GEDAAGEDAA N SPWINGG!!SPWUNGGG!! HIPS AREE BACKK AT UR SOCKETTT!! THEREFOREE HEE NAWWT DEHH DOO WAT SMMOREE??


























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- UNZIPP PENCIL CASEE


























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- TAKE OUTT JACKETT


























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- SNOOOOOOOOZEEEEEEEEE


























DATTTT IS SUNGGUHH SUNGGUHHH A RAREE OPPORTUNITAYY U NOEEE XSPECIALLAYY SINCE DIS GEEPEE PEREEYODD IS DA NONGGGGNONGGESTT FERR DA WEEK 2WOO HOURS U NOEEEE!!!!!! FEENAHHLAYY WEE HAVE BEEN GIVEN DA OPPORTUNITAYY 2OOO REDUCEE N CUREE ANAYY EYEBAGGXX CONDITIONN AHH!!!!


























DENN ENGG LITT WAS LYKK DA NAWWMALLL TOKKTOKKTOKKKTOKK WEE OSOO TOKKTOKKTOKKTOKK DEN HE SCWEAMEDD "!!HEYY!!I DUNTT LYK TOKIN 2OO MAASELF HERE!!" DENN EVWEEBODAYY WILL JUMPPP TAKENN ABACKK DUE 2OO HIS BOOMIN VOLUMEE IN DA VOLUMELESSSOUNDLESSCONFINEDD ROOMM AHHH NAWWTTT OUT OF INTIMEEDATIONN U NOEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!


























DENN FEENAHHLAYY FEENAHHLAYY!!!!!


























HAZIYAHCHANELHASKELLRENFREEALI ATTENDEDD ECONS TUTURIALL FERR DA FIRSTTTT TYMM AHHH!!!!!! FIRSTT TYMM U NOEE FIRSTT TYMMMMMMM!!!!! WAHHH WAHHHHHH WAHHHHHH!! DA INTERACTTCLUBB TEECHERR SENSITIVEE 2OO RINGTONESS RUPAARUPANYAA U NOEE!! I FERRGETT 2OO SILENTT MODE SINCEE DAT PEEREEYODD WAS AFTERR ALL AHHHH PEREEYODD OFFF FWEENESS N SLACKKSLACKK SOO I TURNN ONN AHH DA SOUNDMODEE SOO CANN HEARR WHOO CALL N SMS WITOUTT DA NEEDD 2OO FEELL ANAYY VIBWATIONN U NOEEEE!!!!! DENN DA RINGTONE CUMM ONN NOKIAA RINGTONEE SOOO AWWWBITTT AHH ACCHULI I SETT DAT DUNTTSTAWWPDAMUZICKK RIHANNAA DA RINGTONNEE WAHTTTTTT!! O DENN AHH SMMORE DA TEECHERRR STWONGLAYY BELIEVEDD I ECONS STUUDENT AHH DENN SHE INSISTT I COPAYY ALLLL ALLLLLL DA NONGGG NONGGG ESSAYY Q BOUTTT WONDAABOOLL PARQUETT WOODD LAMINATEDD CEMENTEDD N COTTON BUDDS AHHH NOO LINKK AT ALL AHH XCPTT MAYBEEE DA COTTONN FWOMM COTTONN BUDS CUMM FWOMM DA COTTONN TWEE WHICHH DA BARKK DA TRUNKK DA BRANCHESS ALL DA WOODD ON COTTONN TWEE WERE USEDD 2OO MAKEE PARQUETTT N WOODENN FLOORIN AHHH???????? WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTT OONII I TINKK I WANN TWYY ENTERR ECONSS TUTT SMMOREE AHHHH MENARIKKK JUGAAA HORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TOKK BOUT SUMTHANGG COMMONLAYY USEDD LYKK COTTON BUDS WHICHH LASTT WEEKK RESULTED IN HORRIFICATIONN OF BLOCKKKBLOCKKK EARS AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! O N JAWWW ACHINN BEECOS DA BLOCKK EARSS NUMBED OONE OF DA EARRBONE CONNECTEDD 2OO DA JAWW MAKINN JAWW SCREWW DAMMNNN TIGHTTT N INFLEXIBLE N ACHINNNN AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!


























DENN MALAYY N ENGLITT ARE NOOONOOGOOGOOO 2OOO ASSISTTT PWOJECTTWORKK PPLE AHHH BEECOS OF TRAFFICKK JAMS INCLUUDINN OONE MAKEUPPDEBATEJAMM DONE BYY CACKKTUUS AT HER HOUSE BEEFORE FEENAHHLAYY ARRIVIN 2OO MCDONALDDSS WITTT COMPLEETEE FACE MAKEUPP MAKINN US FLASHHHLAYY THINKK 2OODAY HARI RAYAA U NOEEE UNTILL SHE REVEALL SHE WOREE JEANS AHHH!!!!!!!!


























OOOO DENN WEE WENTT CHONGPANGG DA FOREIGNN COUNTRAYY N LOCATIONN IN A FAHHMILIERR LANDD CALLEDD SINGAPOREE WHICHHH GAVE EVWEEBODAYY DA POWWWDAAFULLLL BELIEVEE AHHH DATT WEE JUS TOOKK TAXII 2OO DIFF COUNTRAYY AHHH!!!!!!!!! LOOKK LYKK BEDOKK NEARR KEMBANGANN DEHH PLUS THAILANDD PLUS PHILLIPHINESS PLUS MALAYSIAAA PLUSSS ASIAA COUNTRAYY AHHHH!!!!!!!!! WAHHH WAHHH WAHHHHHHH O PLUS LIMITEDD EDITIONN ANIMALSS LYKK OONE LOOKK LYKK SNAKE GAWWT TAILL LOOKK LYKK LIZARDD BUTTT SILVERR DENN BODAYY WIDTHH IS LESS THANNN 1CENTIMETREE AHH N GWEENN TINAYY CATERPILLARRR DAT BLONGGS 2OO DA FAMILAYY OF MAGGOTS BOTHHH NVAHH BEFOREE SEENN IN SINGAPORE U NOEE N BIRDDSBIRDDSBIRDDS OOO N BIGGGBIGGGGGGGBIGGGGGGGGGG WORMS DEYY FEEDD FERR TINAYY FISHH DA WORMS EVENN BIGGERR DENN DA FISHH AHH EVENN DA BIGG BIGG ARUANAA FISHH N STINGGRAYY N MAGNETTFISHH MEE AUNTAYY GAWWTT EATT WORMSS DAT LOOKK LYKK RUBBERRBANDD N LICORIZEE N LESS DENN 1MILLIMETRE THICKK AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!


























WAHHHWAHHHHWAHHHHHHH!! DENNN 2UULANGG N CHANELL ENDUREDDD DA NONGESTTT WAITTTT OF DA ENTIREE SEASONN AHHHHHHHHHHHHH UNDERR DA FWUITLESS TWEEE WHICHHH WILL CERTAINLAYYY BEARS NOO FWUITTT HENNCE WEE WAITEDD FERR A FWUITTFULL 3HOURSS OUTTDOORRS UNDERR DA TREESS N IN FWONTT OF DA ROADD WAITTINN FERR FWUITSS 2OO BEARR ON DATT FWUITLESS TWEEE N FEENAHHLEE DRAWWPPP AHHHH CAWWWRRECTTT CACKKKTUUSS N KUMBANGGGGGG?????????


























DENN IN DA BUS WEEE CREATEDD CHAOSS IN DA BUS BEECOS DA BACKKSIDEE OF BUSS DA PASSENGERXX HAD ENCOUNTERRED DEIRR FEARRR OF THEIRR LIFEETYMM AHH BY DA POWWWDAAFULLLLL SHARPPSHARRPPPBLINDINGG FLASHHES MAA CAMM EXUDEDD WHICHH I ZOOMMED IN FWONTT AHHHHHH!!!!!!! DENN AFTAA DAT 2UULANG N CHANELL SLEPTT U NOEE AT DA BACKK DEHH WHEREE U CNNT RESTT HEAD HEREE DEHH DENN MUS NODD N SLANTT HEREE DEHH AUTOO WENN U SLEEPINN AHHH DENNNNN AHH!!!!!! MA NECKK TWISTEDD AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! DENN I WOKEE UPP FEELINNN HAWWREEGEEBERRLL ACUPUNCTUREE SENSATIONS ONN DA THROATT WITTT EVWEE SINGLEE MOVEMNTT N I LOSEEE MEEE VOICCEEE TONEE AHHH!!!!!!!!!!! BUTTT DA MCDONALDDD MCFLURRAYY PLUS FWENNCHFWIES PLUS JELLAYYBEANS PLUS COKEE PLUSS BOTTLEE N CUPPX OF WATERR REGAINEDD DA LOSTT VOICE TONEE AHH BUTTT STILL GAWWTT ACUPUNCTUREE THROATT SENSATIONN AHHH!!!!!!!!!!


























OOOO YAAAA WEE WENT 2OOO KUMBANGG DA HOUSEE N CHANELL WAS AWWSTWUCKK N JAWWDROPPED BYY DA INFINITEE AMOUNT OF STAIRRCASE SHE NEED 2OOO ENDUREE 2OO MAKE HERR JOURNAYYY 2OOOO SKEWWLL N BACKKK N 2OO N BACKKKKKK N FROOOOOO WAHHH WAHHHHHHH WEEE BELIEVEE WEE CANT FEELL OUR LEGS NOWWW AHHH!!!!!!!!!!! O JAWWDROPPERSSS AHHHH???????


























- CHANELLLL UNRAVELSS HERR NEWW ADDICKKTIONN AHHH!!!!!!! SHEEEE ADDICKKTEDD 2OOO KUMBANGGG DA BEDDD AHHHHHH O N DA ROOMMM DARKNESS N BWIGHTNESS PLUS DA AIRCONNN FEELLL AHHH!!!!!!


























- WITTT DATT JAWWDROPPERR AHH SHE WAS HIGHLAYY INSPIRED 2OO GIVEE MEE FTHR CONFRONTATIONNN ON SHIFTINN MEE AIRCONN 2OO DIRECTLAYY IN FWONTT OF BEDD AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHH WAHHHH DAMMMMMNN COOOLINN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!


























- JAWWDROPPERR LASTT MIN WASS DATTTT GIGANTICKKALLAYYY HUMONGOUSLAYYY BIGGGBIGGGCLOCKK WHICHH EVENN A BLINDDD COULDD DETECTT N IDENTIFYY FWOMM AFARRR N ATOPP AHHHH PPLE WHOO USE DATT BUGISS AIRBALLOONN OR AIRPLANEE WHICHH FLYY PASTT YISHUNN DEHH SEE NUTHANGG BUTTT DAT CLOCKK OONE CONFIRMM AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!


























GAWWTT WATT SMMOREE AHHH?????? O PICXXX ATOPPATOPPP!!



Sunday, September 16, 2007 , 2:43 AM

OOOOO!!!!!!!!!!BEHHLOVEREDD LISTTT MUS TYPEE BEEFORE BWAINWASHEDD AHHWAYY AHHH DENN FERGETT 2OO PURRCHASE DENN RMEMBA WENN NEWW SEASONN ARRIVES AHHH!!
1)PURCHASE DATTT DCSHOECOUSA BLACKK WITOUTT ZIPP WIT HOODD JACKETT!! MUSTTTMUSSTTTMUSTTTTTTT!! DA OONE WITTT BIGGGGGGBIGGGSPLASHINN PATTERNSS IN FWONT AHH!! ( 120 DOLLAA ) USEE SUMM HARI RAYAA DA MONEYY OOSO CANN AHHH O BAHHHGUUSS AHHH DAT IDEEYAA AHH!!!!!!! OOOO BUTTT I 1)DUNNOO WHERE DA HARIRAYAWALLETT OR 2WOO) I SPENTTT HUNDREDD DA PURRCENT OOLEDI AT BURRGERKINGG LAST YEARR AHHHH?????

2) PURCHASEE DATT HAWWTTHAWWWTTT ROXY DARKK N BRIGHTT BLUEE HAWWRIZONTAL STWIPEE STWIPE JACKETT WIT ZIPP N WITT HOODD AHHH!!!!!! PWICEE UNKNOWNN FERGET 2OO CHECKK AHH BUTT BELOWW 120 DOLLAA OONI AHH!!!!!!!1 MUSTTT MUSTTT MUSTTTTTTT!! DENN DIS OONE CONFIRMM WIT BERIBUU CONCRETE FACTS SPRAWLED OUT 2OO MEE FTHRR LYKK MA CURRENT JACKETS ALL OOLEDI FADEDD, TORNN N GOTTT MOLE DUE 2OO WASHINGG MACHINE AHH!! DENN I TINKK WENN SUCCESSFULL CANN PURCHASE AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

3) BELTT BIGG BIGG BLINGG BLINGG O YAAAA I RMEMBAA AHH!!!! MARINAA SQUARE DATT MOOOOVINGWORDD BELTT AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHHHH HAWWTT HAWWWTT O XCPTT I NVAHH SEE NYBODAYY USE DAT OONE AHH XCPTT IN MRTEE AHHHH!!!!!!!!! NMMINDD NMMINDDD JALANN RAYAA WENN USE PANTS CANN USEE AHHH!!

4) MUS BUY B*APE DAMMMMMMMNN BWIGHTTT GWEENN GLOSSAYYY DAAA SHOEE FRMM LEFT SIDEE LIMITEDD EDITEEYONN SHAWWPP AT DA HEEREN AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

5) !!!!BIBIKS CHOICEE WINGG STICKKK AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DWOOOLINGGG DWOOOOLINGGG CHEEKENNN WITTT DAMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNN DAMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNN CRISPAYYY SKINN AHHH!!!!!!!!! COMPLETEEE WITTTT DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNN AROMATICKKKKKKKKK SMELLL WHICHH WILL DIFFUSEE AROUNDD UU N BLANKETT YEWW WITTT SUCHH A STRONGG DOSEEE OF CHEEKENLICIOUSS SMELLL UR FIRST BITEEE WILLLL SIZZLEEE ON UR TONGUEE EVENN DA TASTEE WILL LINGERR DENN UR HANDD WILL TWEMBLEE OUTTTT OF XHILIRATIONN AHHH DENNN CHEEKEN DROPP ON DA PLATEEE N YEWWW WILL LETTTT OUTTT A TERRRRRRRRRIBLLAYYY LOUDDD LOUUUUUUUUDDD GASPP AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

6) USEE MEE 77EVENTT STWEETT CARDD BUYY SMMORE THANGGXX FRMM DEHH LYKK DA LOOKKVELIIVELLIIIVELIIIIDAREEELLLLL BLINGGBLINGGXX AHHHH!!!!!!!! O N GOOO FOLLOWW FATAIMAZAJINAMOTOZKAZAIMAZ,GWANNAYY N HUBBAYYY DA SUGGESTEEYONN 2OOO BUYYY !!!CHANEL!!CHANEL!!CHANEL!! DA BLINGGG BLINGG AT EASTPOINTT AHHHH!!

7) MAYBEEE DATTT HAWWTTHAWWTT WHITE SHADEE BUTTT NOO BWAND OONE WHICHH CAUGHTT MAA EYE FWOMM AFARR AHHH AT RAFFLES CITAYY AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

8) COLLECTTT VICKKXX XSPECIALLAYY PEPPERMINTT SOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NIZEEEE GWEENN COLOURR SMMOREEE DENNN GAWWTT DA AIRCONN IN ENTIREEE MOUTHH SYSTEMMM DA SENSATIONNN AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOO CWEDITTXX 2OOO AZZAHHDOOLITTLE AHHHH FERR PURCHASIN MAA BEHHLOVEREDDD DA GWEENCOLOURR VICKXX AT HERR NEARRBY STOREE AHHH NOWWWWWWWW U SEE UR NAMEE HEREE SILAKANNNN TAGG AHHH ZWANKKKKYEWWWWWWWWZWANKKKYEWWW N WITOUTTT FURTHERR DELAYYYY I WILLL PUTTT FULLSTAWWP HERE UNLESS HER EYES WERE NATURALLAYY MAGNETIZEDD ON SUMTHANGG WIT DA ABILITAYY 2OOO MAGNETIZEEE AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
CIAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHAKESHAKEE!!
CHANELHASKELLRENFREEALIPTE.LTD.INC!!!!!!!



Friday, September 14, 2007 , 6:52 PM







































































































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