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1) WAHHH DIS VELIVELIVELIVELIVELI NIZEE GAMEE CALLED SOFTBALL I DUNNOO WHYY DA BALL DEYY GIVEE NAWWT SOFT OSOO DA GLOVEE DEY GIVEE SOO SMELLAYY SMMORE DENN DA STICKK DEYY GIVE DA SURFACEE AREA SOO SMALL AHHH DENN WENN MA TURNN 2OO BATT DA BALL OOWAYS MISHH BY 1 OR LESSERR MM U NOEE!! DA PLACE WHEREE WE PLAYY OSOO VELIVELIVELIVELI KERR-LEEEENNN HORR!! EARLAYY IN DA MORNINN I USEDD SHOES DAT ARE PURELAYY SILVERR IN COLOURR WITT LACES DATT ARE SPOTLESS ORANGEE U NOEE!! UNFORTUNATELAYY AFTERR DA GAMEXX OF SOFTTBALLXX MA SHOES TRANSFORMED IN2OO CONTRACTORR BOOTXX COLOURR WHOLE THANGG BROWWN BROWWN U NOEE!!
2) WAHHHHH AFTAA SKEWWL ENDD AHH DA WAITT FERR DA 969INEE EQUIPPED WITTT MA BEHHLOVEREDD SOOTHIN2OOMATHERR-ROATT BUTTERICKKXX VICKXX N SPICAYY MCDONALDD CHEEKENNXX AHH I MUS STANDD DEHH N WAITT FERR DUNNOO HOWW MANAYY HOURS AHH!! WENN BUS FINALLAYY REACHH EVWEEBODAYY IN SKEWWL AHH OOLEDI PURRFORMINN AHHHH WHYYWHYYWHYYY BEECOS STEWWPID BUSS VELII NONGG WHYYWHYY BEECOS TYREE PANCETTT SMMORE IN DA BUS AHH AISHAHH GOO CALL DENN WENN I WANN ANSWERR DA FONEE DRAWPP AHH LUCKAYY THANGG NVAHH BWEAKK IN2OO MILEEYONN PIECESS OR LANDD ON STAIRCASEE IN BUS DEHH AHH!! DENN SMMORE DA JOURNAYY GOO TAMPP AHH CHANEL SAT AT DA REARR DEHH IN DA MIDDLE IN B2WEENN OONE TEMASEKK POLAYY STUDENTT N OONE HUMONGOUSSGIANTT WHOO SLEPTT DEN WENN BUS SWERVEE HERE DEHH HE LANDEDD SIDEWAYS ON CHANEL WHOO OOMOS SUFFOCATEDD AHH!! DENN WENN FINALAYY REACHH EASTPOINTT SYNCRONIZANGGLAYY WITT LIANNIHUBBAYY DA ENTIREE CHANGKATTIANXX OOLEDI GOO HOMEE AHHHH BUTTT GEWWD OOSO GAWWT MEETT BERIBUU OUTTSIDEE AHH DENN AS PLANNEDD AHH WEE MEETT OUTSIDE STARBUCKXX DEHH BUTTT NAWWT AS PLANNED BEECOS DA RESTT GOO SKEWWL OOLEDI I HAVERNTT AHH SMMORE I WANN COLLECT MA AMITAHH BACHHCHANN PICC AHH DENN SMMORE ALL DA TEECHERS GOO ASKK WHEREE CHANEL WHEREE CHANEL DENN IF I GAWWT MEETT DEMM AHH CONFIRMM DIS BLOGG NONGGEERR NONGGERR OONE AHH!! BUTTT NMMIND NMMINDD HUBBAYY LIANNI N CHANEL BOTHH CAME LATE DENN 2GEDAGEDAA CNNTT ENTERR SKEWWL SOO WAIT WEE 2GEDAAGEDAA GOO SKEWWL LYKK VDOTT.IDOTTP AHH DENN GOO AHH MUAHAHAHAHAHAH VELIII HAWWTT AHH VELIIII HAWWWTT!!
3) DENN CHANELLL WOKK WOKK WOKK WOKK EATT EATTT TOKK TOKKK LOOKK LOOKK STAREE STAREE STRECHH HERE DEHH WITTT DURLANGGLANGGCHEEKIEXXCHEEKIEXX N OOSO REALIZEDD DAT MA GIGANTUOUSS CUTT GAWWT AFTAA GOO POSEHEREDEHH ON SLIDEE AHH!! CAME WRONGGTYMINN AHH WENN I HAVERNTT VEETT MWEE LEGGXX AHH!! NOWW DA LEGG GAWWT DAT HOLE DENN CNNTT VEETT YETT AHH BEECOS IN CASE VEETT ENTERR DATT GAPINGGGGAPINGGGGIGANTUOUSS HOLEE DEHH AHH!! THEREEFORE I HEREBYY PWEZENTT YEWW DA PICXXXPICCXXXPICCCXX AHHH ALL IN RANNDOMM ORDERR!! THOSE EYES WHOO FELL ON 2OO THOSE PICXX MUS RATE THOSE PICXX IN MA TAGGBOARDD AHH ZANKKYEWWWW ZANKKK YEWWWWWWWW!!
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