2OODAY ABB-SO-LOOT-LEE NUTHANGGG HPPN XCPT -- CHANEL ALI HAS OONE PIMPLE!! UNFORTUNATELY, SHE IS A MUSICKKMANICKK!! THUS SHE WILL BE SEEN USIN HEADPHONES 24OURR7EVENN OR BLASTINN IT THROUGH SPEAKERS WHICHH DA SKEWWL IS RATHER ALLERRGICKK 2OO DUE 2OO PRELIMMS!! HENCE EARPIECES ARE APPLIED 2OO HER EARS!! UNFORTUNATELAYY!! OONE PIMPLE POPPED AT DA EAR THERE AND IT BLED AT NITE AFTER I MISTOOK IT FER A MOSQUITOO BITE AHH!! SADNESS AHH!! SADNESS NOWW DA EAR IS THROBBINN WITTT NUMBNESS N I STILL CNNT SEE HOWW DA PIMPLEE LOOKK LYKK!! HOWW DURRLANGG HOWW?? WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

1) DA URGE 2OOO KICKK FOOTBALL OR ANYY BALLXX OVERWHELMED ME IN DA AFTERNOON AFTER EATIN CHEEKEN N HEADIN OUTSIDE DA SKEWWL GATE 2OO DEECOVER DUNNOO HOWW MANAYY SOCCER PLAYERS DEHH WAHH WAHHH KICKK BALL HERE DEHH!!!! DEN KENAA RESIST DA URGE 2OOO SNATCH BALL AWAYY DENN KICKK DA BALL UNTILL HITT DAT BWIDGE WHICH BINDS DA OTHER SIDE OF DA ROAD 2OO DA 969INE BUS STOPP!! O!!O!!! DEN DA SOCCER BALL HITT DA BWIDGE DEH N ( GASP!! GASP!!) IT COLLAPSED!! OOOMEEGAWWDDD!! DEN DA YISHUN MINISTERR OUGHT 2OO WRITE A PETITIONN ASKINN DA PUBLICKK IF WAN MAKE NEWW BWIDGE DENN WEE ALL WE XCLAIMM N HIGHLIGHTT DA NECESSITAYY 2OO !!MAKEEDAMNNBRIDGESWITXCALATORRS!!

2) OOOOO THERE ARE TOTAHHLEE MANAYY!!MANAYY THANGS DAT HPPNED IN DA MORNIN!! FIRSTLAYY-- OVERSLEPT NOo!!NOO!! NAWTT ON DA BEDD!! IN DA TOILETT DA BOWWL DEHH!! NOTT MA FAULTT WATT!! DA TEMPERATURE DROPP UNTIL DUNNOO HOWW MUCHH!! DENN I DWN DEHH WORRYINN HOWW 2OO EMBRACEE DIS TEMPERATURE BCOS CONFIRMM WAIT KENA SWEEPP AHHWAY BY STRONGG GUSTT OF ICE-FROSTT-BITINN-IMMENSELY-FREEZINN WINDD OONE AHH WEN I OPEN TOILET DOORR!! DENN I TINKK TINKK DENN EYE CLOSE DEN ETC ETCC. AHH!! DENN MA FTHRR TOT I LATE AHHH!!! WAHHH WAHHHHH WAHHHHHHH!!! HEE TOT HE DRIVE DUNNOO OONE CAR WIT DA MODEL GOTT F DEN GOTT DA DASHH DASHH DENN NUMBAA 2GEDA GEDAA DA THANG BECUMM MODEL FER SPORTS CARR AHH!! WENN MA FOOT FIRST STEPPED ON EARTH AFTERR DUNNO HOWW MANAYY YEARS ZOOMM HEREE SLAMM RIGHHT SLAMM LEFTT DENN JERKK 2OO DA FRONTT WITOUTT WARNINN DENN BRAKE RELEASED DEHH IMMENSE RELIEF FLOODS CHANEL WAHHH WAHHHHH!!! MA STOMACHH LYKK DA TOSHIBA WASHIN MACHINE YEWW FIND AT DA LAUNDRYY SHOPP IN HOTELL OONE WHERE GOTT HOLE IN DA MIDDLE DENN U SEE DA THANGG TURNN TURNNN N TURNNNN!! WAHHH WAHHH WAHHHHHH!!!!! DENN AHH DA SOUR PLOOMSS CAME 2OO DA RESCUE DENN EAT HERE DEHH DENN WAHH RELIEF FLOODS OONCE AHHGAINN BUTTT DIS TYM ON STABLE GROUND AHH NAWWT ON !!HAWWT!!BURNIN!!WHEELS!! HORRRR??? DENN AHH STILL NOO CHEEKEN SOO I WALK HERE DEHH DEN BUY SWEET 2OO SUSTAIN ENERGYY AFTERR REALIZINN MA KOKO KRUNCHH AHH SUNGGUHH SUNGGUHH DA INSUFFICIENT AHH!! DENN CUMS DA PHYSICKK-ALL EDUCATEEYONN 2OOODAYY!!!!!

WAHHHHHH GERREKK AHH GERREKK HANDBALL!! O XCPTT AHH GAWWT SEVERAL DISTRACTEEYONNS FER DA DAYY AH!!

= SOO NONG NVAH DOO PDOT.E

= SOOO HAWWT

= SOOOO LETHARGICKK

= SOOOOO SLEEPYY

= SOOOOOO DISTRACTED BY DA WRONG-SIZE P.E DA TEE AHH!!

= SOOOOOOO JAW-DROPPED BY DA GIGANTICKK GOAL POSTT!!

DENN DATT RHINOO CAME CHARGINN WIT DA HANDBALL DEN CHANEL FREAKEDD OUTT LYKK DUNNOO OONE LAYDEE BIMBOO SEE COCKKROACHH FLYY IN PASAR MALAM DENN RUNN AHWAYY GOO 2OO ORCHARD ROADD LYKK DATT AHH!! I GOO RUNN 2OO DA SIDE OF DA POLE DENN POSE!! THEREFORE I CONCLUDE IN MORNINN WAIT BWAIN FUNCTIONN RATHER UNEVENLYY LAAAA!! SOOO DAT OONE ALL MECHANICKKAL REACTIONN OONE AHH!! HOWEVERR AHH!!!! HOWEVERRR!! I GAWWT BLOCKK BALL AHH!!! AFTERR FINALLEE GETTIN ACCUSTOMMED 2OO DA ENORMOUSIS-TICKK GOALPOSTT AHH WITTT DA HIDEOUSLAYY LIFE-THREATENINGG LINE OF RED N WHITEE SPREADD DEHH LYKK YEWW WANN ON MUSICKK DENN TRYY SLIDE UNDERR DA POLEE SEE WEDA BACKBONE FLEXIBLE AHH!!! DENN AHH WEN ACCUSTOMED DENN I OOLEDI SMACKEDD BY ENTHU. AHH!!! DENN AHHH!!! DEYY SAYY GAME FINI OOLEDI AHHHHHHHH!!! WHYY O WHYYY WHYYY WHYYY???? O GAWWT PIC AHH DEHH DEHH I DUNNOO BELOW OR ABOVEE WAIT LATERR I REFWESH DIS WEBBIEE AH SEE WEDA DA PIC IN DA END APPEAR ABOVE OR BELOWW DEN NOWW I WILL RETURNN 2OO TYPIN OUTTT DIS MARB-VERRLOOUS MALAYY COMPOO BOUTTT NUCLEARR WHICH CERTAINLYY GOTT NOO LINKK WIT SINGAPORE OONE LAAA!!! DA OONI SINGAPORE HAS CURRENTLAYY IS PROBABLY METHANE BEECOS SINGAPORE OOWAYS SELL OILYY FOOD DENN MANYY GOO TOILETT WANN BERRINNGG DEN AHH METHANE WILL BE PRODUCED BY AUTOO AHH!! THOSE 2OO DRAINED AWAY BY METHANE WHICH SNATCHED AWAYY DA REMAININ ENERGY WILL BE ASSISTED BY DA AUTO FLUSH AVAILABLE AT SHOPPINN MALLS ZANKYEWWXX!!!ZANKKYEWWXX!! ADVERTIZINGGSUCCESSXX!! U WANN BUY DUNT ASK MEE AH I NAWWT TOILETCOMPANAYYMANAGERRORDIRECTORR AHH!!

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