Tuesday, August 28, 2007
, 6:31 AM
DEHH DEHH DEHH!! DATT BIGG GIGANTICKK FANN WIT A O!!O!!!OOMEEGAWWWDD!! A FACE BEEHIND N ITS CHANEL ALI ADVERTISINN DATTT GUCCIREDDSHADE WITTT DAT SHAMPOOWEETICKK EFFECTT!!
O!!ITS DATT OONE!! DAT GUCCI SHADE ADVERTISEMENTT IN CLEOO WENN DEYY USE DA FANN FERR HAIRR MOVEMENT EFFECTXX XDXDXDXD!!!
AWWWW!!DASAME GUCCIREDSHADES HEREE!!
FRODO'SEYESSAMESIZEASCHANELSEYES AHH!!
!!FRODO!!DOESNAWWTSTINKK!!ASCOMPARED!!2OO!!DAT!!EVILLEVILLLYJAYYCATT!!WHOODOMINATES!!OUR!!SKEWWL!!CANTEEN!!N!!CHASESAFTER!!CHEEKEN!!N!!MEE!!HONEYDEWWS!!AHHH!!
DISPICCTAKENFRMDAFWONTTHEREFORE-EYESIZESINACCURATE!!
WAHHHH HAIRR HAIRR N HANDD HANDD!!
O DA PICXX CAMEE UPP UPP AHH!! GUCCIREDDSHADEE!!
DUE TO POPULAAAPOPULAAA DEMANDDDD-- CHANEL ALI HAS POSTEDD ANOTHERR ENTRAYYY OKEEE OKEEEEEE??? CHANEL ALI APPARANTLEE HAS BEENN BORN WITT DIS STWONGG STOWNGG KEENN URGE 2OOO REST HER EYES UPONN THINGS DAT ARE CATAGORIZED UNDER DA WORDD ''EXTRA-ORDINAIRRRRR-RAYY!!'' THEREEFORE, CHANEL ALI IS PWOUD 2OO ANNOUNCE 2OO DA WORLDD DAT SHEE IS DA OONI SINGAPOREANN WHOO WANN 2OO LOOKK AT ECLIPSE AHHHH!! BUTTT DENN FIRSTT AHH WENN EATIN MCFLURRAYY 2OODAYY VIA TYMINN OF MERE 5SECS AHH I TOHHTALEE BWAINWASHED MEESELF OF EVWEETHANGG SUCCESSFULLAYY EVENN DAT HAWWREEGEEBERRL THERR-ROATT(O!!SODRYY!!O!!SOUNCOMFORTABLE!!O!!SOT!CKLASHH!!O!!DAMNNTHER-ROAT!!) DENN AHHH YEST I WOKE UP AFTA DA AFTANOON NAP IN DA EVENIN WENT 2OO DA WINDOWW 2OO SHOO ANAYY BIRD WHOO INTENDS 2OO PERCHH ON MA KITCHENN WINDOWW AND WAS BLOWWN AWAYY WIT DA SIGHTT OF A SPOTLESS SKYYY OONI GOTT BLUE COLOURR U NOEE BLUE COLOURR AT FIRSTT AHH I TOT I WAS LOOKIN AT DUNNOO WATT DA POSTERRPAINT LAST TYMM I USE OONE DENN I MIXX MIXX N MAKEE DA BLUE PAINTT DIFFUSE DEHH AHH DENN AHH EVEN DA BIRDD WHICH FLEWW DEHH CANN BEE SEEN STARKLAYY IN CONTRAST WIT DA SKYY N O!!GASP!!GASP!! ALL DIS ARE SEEN WITOUT DA USE OF SPECS LEHH!!! O SHARPNESS SHARPNESS MUAHAHAHAHA!! O DENN DA NXTT DAYY ( 2OODAY ) WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH DA SAME TYMIN WENN DA WORLD PWEDICTS SINGAPORE CANN SEE ECLIPSE AHHH SOOOOOO DAMMMMMNN CLOUDAYY AHH!!!!!! LYKK DUNNOO WATTT HOWW MANAY CANDYY FLOSS FLOATT ABOVEE DEHH DEN PILEE BELOWW DA SKYY WITOUTT GIVIN ANAYY DOWNPOURR OSOO U NOEE!!!!! VELI GEWWDD N ACCURATE TYMINN YEWW HAVEE AWWWHHH AWWWWHH AWWHHH!! UNFORTUNATELAYY, CHANEL ALI FINGERS, BODYY N LEGGX OOMEEGAWWD HER LEGGX AHH 2OODAYY HAD 2OO UNDERGOO N FORGOO DIS DREADFULL TREATMENTT AHH WIT HER RAW THERR-ROAT BEIN SEVERELAYY AFFECTED UNTIL PDOTT.E ENDS DENN DA THERR-ROAT SUBSIDES N SOON BECUMM LYKK NORMAL HUMANN THERR-ROATT LEVEL AHH!! IMAHHGINE AHH!! WHICHH SKEWWL ON EARTHH GAWWT TEECHERS AHH WIT DA LOAN SHARKK ATTEETUDE HUNGRAYY FERR HUMANS WHOO DUNT DOO 2POINT4OURR RUNN AHH?????? YEEESHUNNJAYYCEE AHH!!!! BASKERRDETT BASKERRDETT!! HOWW CUM DIS OONE ALL DEYY NVAHH MENTION DURIN ORIENTEEYONN AH?? I TINKK IF DEYY MENTIONN DIS AHHH I TINKK DA OONI PPLE WHOO STAYY PUTTT DEHH WILL BEE DOSS SKINNAYYLEGGXXPPLE N DOSSBORNEDWIT DA SENSE OF URGENCAYY 2OO RUNN AHH!! JOIN TRACKK LORR DEHH U CANN RUNN RUNN UNTILL UR MUSCLEE ALL SHRINKK AHHH WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH SWEATT SWEATT SMMOREE UNDER DA HAWWT SUNN BY DA TYMM YEWW RETURNN HOME I TINKK YEWW BEECUM HANGUS OOLEDI AHHH WITT DA ODOURR AHH OF BAKE EGG N POTATOO N HANGUSNESS I CNNTT EEMAHHGEENNN TOHHTAHHLEE AHH!! DENN NOWW I GOO POSTT SMMORE PIC PICC OF ANOTHERR BATCHH OFFF NEWWFOUNDD GUCCISHADES OF A MORE PASSE'' ( OLDFASHEEYONN ) CONDEETEEYONN AHH!! N PICXX PICCX TAKENN YESTADAYY WITTT GWANDFTHRR' DA CATT NAMEDD FRODOOOO N SUM OFF MWEE NIECEE N NEPHEWW AHHH!!!!! SOOO NIZEE U NOEE LYKK AROMATHEREPAYY LYKK DATT NONGG NONGGG NOO GOO SEE EACHH OTHERR DENN SEE EACHH OTHERR WEEE GETT BWAINWASHH OF ANAYYY CRISISSMOMEMENTS( LYKK RAMADANN N DRYYTHROATT N HOWW 2OO SUSTAINN AHH XSPECIALLAYY IN YISHUNN DA COMPOUNDD WAHH WAHHH CUMM I TRYY 2OO BERRTWAIN-TWAINN!! ) NOWW NOWWW DA PICXX I POSTT WAIT CUMM UPP HEREE OR BELOWW AH??
!!CHA!!CHA!!O!!ITS!!CHANEL!!A!!L!!AND!!I!!
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