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Friday, June 27, 2008 , 1:51 AM

WEEEEE SHYNEESHYNEESHYNEE AS BEEYEWWTIPOOLL AS DEMM FLOWWAAAS AHH OOOOO CLAPCLAPCLAPPPP PLEEZZZ TAKE NOTEEEE DAT NOO FORM OF EYELINERRS ARE BEINN APPLIED HERE 2OO CAUSE DIS ARAHBYCKKK STYLLIZEDD EYES AHHHH!!

HOWWWWW DEHHLEECEEYOOOOUS CANN DEYY LOOKK DEYRE DEYY SAME COLOURRR OFFFF DEMM BLUEEBERRAYY LOLLIPAWWPS LALALALALLALALALALALLALALAAAA!!

YESHHYESHHHYESHHH MA MOMMAAA HAS SUCCESSFULLAYYY SNAPPED A PICKKCHAAAA OF DA MALEGGSISNAWWTONDAFLOORR AHH N WHOOO TAUGHTT HERR AHH????? LOOKK AT MEE LOOKK AT MEE LOOK AT MEE!!

BANGGRAAMANNNS WIFEE DAAA BEETLISHHELEPHANTEYOUUSLEGGS OF HAIR OF DANDRUFFF KUMBANGGBANGG DOES HERR USUALL ROUUTINE OF WAYVINN PPLE BUBBYEEBUBBYEE ALL FWOMM A DISTANCE OF MORE THAN DUNNOOO HOWW MANAYY KILOMETERRS AHH FWOMM GROUNDD 2OO SKYY AHH ELEVAYYTIN HER VOLUME N ANNOUNCINN 2OO DA WHOOOOLE BLOCKK DATT SHES WAYVINN KHAISHHAHH BUBBYE AHHHH!! SUMMHOWW DEEEZ LOOKKS LYKK HER HOMETOWWNN OF BANGLADESHHH LAAA MAYBEHHHHH!!

OMEEEGAWWRRDD OMEEEGAWWWHHDD!! DEYY BOTHH LOOKK SOOO COMPAHHTIBLEE DEYY SHOULDDD GETT MARRIED IN DA MRTEEE RIGHTT NOWW AT DA SAME SPOTTTT AHHHH!!!!!!!!!

ACCORRDINN 2OOO MINIGAOMOKKMOKKK, DEEEZ IZZZ ARTEEZZTICKK AHHH!! SOOO IT MUS BEE ARTEEEZZTEEKK AHH SINCEE OONI 'THOSEWITAMBITION,MAKE ARTEEZTEEKK THANGS POSSIBLE' AHHHH!! HOWW FAHHMILIERR CANN DA QUOTE BEE REHHLAYYTEDD 2OOO GEE EE MOKK MOKKK AHH!!

I SQUINTTT MA EYES DENN SQUINTT SMMORE FEENAHHLEE I CANTT TAKEE IT NOO MOREE THEREFOREE I DECLAREE 2OO U MAA LURRRVEEEEEEE AHHHHHH!!

'' AWWWWW GEE EE MOKK MOKK U SOO SEXAYY U SOO SEXAYYYYY LEMMEE CUMM 2OO UUUU!! ''

SKALI DUEE 2OO DIS IRRESISTABILITAYYYY DATTT CHANEL EXUUUDES AHH SHE GAWWT DIS SUPAHHNATURALL STRENGTHH DENN YANKKED CHANELL 2OO DA FLOOR AHH DENN SHE DOO DIS WHILEE MUMBLINN 2OO MA EARR '' NOO LEMME CUMM 2OO UUUUU'' AYOOOOOOOOOOO LEMME FOCKKUS ON SHARIFF LAAAAA!! WAITT HE TINKK U MAA SCANDELLL AHHH!!

WAHHHHHH GEE EEE MOKK MOKKK SUCHHH HAIRRYYNESS IN B2WEENN UR LEGGS HOWW MANAYY YEARS HAVERNTT U SHAVEDD AHH??? NOWW U SHAVE SOO MANAYY LAYERS OOSO NOO USE AHHH!! GOO WAXXIN AHHHH 2OO ENSURE PERMANENCEE N SATISFACKKTION AHH!!

OOOOO WAHHDAATT I SPOTTT A CAHMEHHRAA AHHH!!

SOOOOO JUMPP AHH SMACKK IN DA MIHHDDLE AHHHH!!

USEELESS AHHHH DATT GEE EE MOKK MOKK MUS EXHIBITTT HER PLATE SOO MUCHH AHH IN DA END I SITT SMACKK IN DA MIDDLEE OOOSO NOO EFFECKKTT AFTAA ALL DA LIGHTT IS BEIN ABSORBEDD IN2OO HER PLATE AHHH!!

HOWWWW WHITE CANN DATT TEETHH OF CHANELS BEE EVENN THOUGHH SHES IN A PLACE OF DARKNESS!!!!! DATS WENN YEWW SAYY IF BLACKKOUTT DUNT RELYY ON TORCHLIGHTTS DUNTT WASTE MONEYYY ONN BATTERIES JUS USEE DEMM PEARRLYWHITEETEETHHH AHHH!!

AWWWWWAWWWAWWW KHAISHAHH SEEKKS HAPPINESS GROPINNNN ARMPITTS AHHH O OWL AHHH!! IS SHEEEEE DA OONE IN DATT ARTICKKLE WHOO KENAA CAPTUREE FERR FORCINN DA LAYDEE IN 2OO DA LIFTTT DENN SNIFFINN DA ARMPITTT ALL AHH???????????

DA MOHHMENTT CHANELL RMOVEES HER ARMPITT OUTTT OF REACHH AHWAYY FWOMM KHAISHAHH ARMPITT SNIFFERR AHH DENN KHAISHAHH YANKKS HER ARMS FERRWARD TRYINN 2OO FIND ARMPIT INSTEADD HER ARMPITT KENAAA GEE EE MOKK MOKK NOSE DENN SHEE TRIES DESPERATELAYY 2OO BLOCKK DA SMELL BYYY SCRUNCHHINN HERR NOSEE HER MOUTHH EVWEETHANGG SOO HER NOSEHOLE CAN BCUMM SMALLER DENN SHE CNNT SMELL KHAISHAHHS ARMPITT ODOURR AHH!!

DATT HAIR 2OO DA RIGHTT BELONGGED 2OO DA HAIROFDANDRUFFFS WHEECH CAUSEDD 2UULANGG 2OO HAVE EYES COVEREDD WIT DANDRUFF LYKK IN DA BUS AHHHHH!!

DEEEEEZ IS WAHHTT U CALL CHEEKENN WHEECH LOOKKS SOOO HAWWT BUT OOSO TASTE FWWIIGGGINN SPICILAYY HAWWTT DATTT IT IS RENDEREDD INEDIBLEE AHHH!!

INTROOHHDOOOCIN DAA LEGGS OF AN ELEPHANTEYOUUSLY BEETLISHHH WHOOMM ACCHULI BELONGGS 2OO DA OWNERR OF DA HAIR OF DANDRUFFS AHHH!! KUMBANGGBANGGG AHHH!!

OOMEEEGAWWWWHHHRRDD KHAISHAHHH U LABOURLABOURR WIT KHAIRULL BAYBEEE U SITT DEHH FER HOURRS N HOURRS N I STILL CANTT SEEE DA BAYBEE DA HEADD AHH EVENN GEE EE MOKK MOKKKK WHOO STRAHHTEHGICKKALLY SATT BEHINDD DAA DATES AHH CANT SEE DA BAYYBEHH AHHH!!

AWWWWMAWWWHHGAWWWDD AHHH CHANELS ROSYY CHEEEKK SHE MUS BEE A KOHHREEYANN AHHH!!

AWWWWWWWWW DATTT HAWWTTSHOTTTTT!!

WAHHHWAHHHHWAHHHHH HOWW PEARLYY WHITEEE CANN CHANEL'S TEETHH BEEEEEEEEEE AHH!!!! DEHH MUS BE SUMTHANGG BOUTT DEEEEZZ BUS WHEECH MAKES PPLE REHHPEAT DEEEEEEZZ PHRASE AHGAINN N AHGAINNN '' UU!!UUU!! MAINTAINN DATT NOSEE HOLEE AHH!!'' FWOMM BANGGBANGG NOWW ITS INFECKKTED KHAISHAHH AHHH!! WHOO WANN SHARPENN PENCILL NOWWNOWW??

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LOOKKK AT DATT COOOOOTIEPIEEEE 2OOO DA LEFTTT AHHH!!!!! OOOO KHAISHAHH AHHHHHHHHHH!! WHYYY U GAWWT BIGGBIGGGGDEEEEEEEEEEP CRATERR AH???

WHYY EATTTT BLINGGGBLINGGS ATT DA BACKK OF DA BUSS WENN YEWWVE GAWWWTT DAYMMMMNN BLISSHAWWWT HONEYY DEWWW AHHHHHHHHH!!

AWWWWWWWW DATS WENN YEWW ASKK KUMBANGBANGG 2OO MAINTAINN DEM NOSE HOLES OF HERRS UNLESS U WANN SHARPEN UR PENCILL INSIDE DEHH AHH!! OOMEEGAWWD THERES SUMTHANGG WHITTEEEE INN 2UULANGS RIGHTT EYEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! MUS BEE KUMBANGGS DANDRUFFF AHH!!

AWWWWWWWWW CUTIEEPIEEEE ALERRTTTTT RESOUNDEDD IN DATTTT BUS AHHHHHHHHH!!

AWWWWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOHHHHH!! SMELL DEMM HONEYYDEWWWWW ===== BLISSSSSSSS LAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITOLDJYEWWWWWWWWWWWS PEEHHHHPALLS CHANELALi IS DAAA OWNERR OF DEMM HIGHHDEFFFFJAWWLINES AHHH!! OO!!OOOO!!!! FATAIMAZAJINAMOTOZKAZAIMAZ AHHHH SEE DA WORDD ONEE INFWONTT OF JAWW??

DAAAYYYMMITTTTT LAAAA WHYY IS CHANEL LYKKK BEHINDBEHHINDD AHHHHHHHHHHHH??????

YESHHYESHH I TOLDJYEWW ONCEE IDDTELL YEWW OONE MORE TYMM AHHHHHH!!!!!! UNIFAWRMM N CAMM TAKES AWWWWFUL PICKKCHAS WITTTT UNIFAWRRMS AHHHHH!! BUT NMMIND AT LEAAAST AH CHANEL ALI GAWWT DATT FOTOGEHHNYCKK ELEMNTTS JUS LOOOKK AT KHAISHAHH BEHIND DEM PETITE FINGERRS OF MINEE AHH!!!!!! KUMBANGGG JEHLOUUS MA JAWW SOO SHARRPP SHE SCRATCHH HER JAWW MANYMANYY TYMS WIT DATTT BLINGBLINGG AHH 2OO MAKE IT SIMILARR BUT 2OO NO AHVAILL AHH!!

OOOMEEEEGAWWWWWWWWD ITS A OMEEGAWWD OMEEGAWWWD OMEEGAWWWD CHEYYYYYYYYY ITS A .SANDBARRR.

OOMEEGAWWWWRDD DAAA SANDBARRS DAYYMMNN NONGNONGGG AHH!!

WAHHHHHHH SOOO MANAYYY BOHHTAK LANDDS AHH WHERE DA MANAYYMANAYY TREE FLYY AHHWAY 2OOO AHHH??????? DATTT LOOKKS LYKK KEPPEL BAYY WAHHTERRS AHHHHH!!!!!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW IKANN BILIS OF A RIVERR OR LAKEE OR SUMTHANGG OONI GEOGGENTHUS LYKKK KHAISHAHH CANN IDENTIFYY AHHHHHHH!!

WENNN EVAHHH DIDD DUBAII CAME CLOSEE 2OO SINGAPOREE PLUS BIGGBIGGGMANYMANY MASS OFFFF TREES OMEEGAWWWRD ITS A FORRESTT AHHHHHHHH!!

OMEEEGAWWWD OMEEEGAWWWWD DUBAI N WAHHDDATTT LOOKS LYKKK TAMPINES OVAHH DEHHHHHHHHHH!! ALOHAA?? ALOHAA RESORTT?? OVAHH DEHHH?? SURROUNDEDD BY TREESS?????

AWWWWWW JUS LOOKK AT TAMPINES SURROUNDEDD BY TREES ITS BEEYEWWTIFOOOOOOOOOOL N OFF DA COAST N O!!OOOOOOOOO!!OOOO!! CHANEL IS A TAMPINESEANN AHHHHH!!

AWWWWWWWWWW BIGGBIGGG RIVERRS N TINAYY TINAYY RIVERRRS AHHHHHH HOWWWW LURRVELAYY N CHANELS SITTINN BSIDE NYONYAAAoOOOOO!!!!! WORLDSMOSTENTHUSIASTYCKK NYONYAA BOUT RIVERRS AHH!!

OMEEEGAWWWWDD IS DEEEEEEZZ SINGAPOREE??? WAHTT RESERVOIRRR IS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZ??

OONCE AHHGAIN CHANEL TURRNS HER HEADD 2OO DA RIGHTT 2OO DA LEFTT N DEMM EYES CONNECKTT WIT THOSE DANGGGG DEYYRRE SOOOO NONGNONGGG RIVERRS AHHGAIN O N DIS HORSESHOEE THANGG OMEEGAWWWWRRDDDD IMNAWWTGEOGGINVOLVEDD AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

OOMEEEGAWWWD AM I INN DA RIGHTT PLANE???? ITS DUBAII UNDERR DEHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

MOMMMYMOMMYY!!DADDAYYDADDAYYY!!AREE WEE INCIDEE REFRIDGERAYYTORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR??????

OOOMEEEGAWWWWWDDDD DIS ISHHH DIS MUSHHH MUSHHH BEEE ICE KAHHCANGG AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOOOOONOONOOOONOOOOOOOO!! CHANELS EYES N RIVERRS SEEMMS 2OOOO CONNECKKTT EVWEEEWHERE SHEE TURRNS AHH!!!!

OOMAGAWWWWD IT IS MARSHMELLOWWWW I SMELL ITT I SEE ITTTT NOWWW TAKEE ITT!!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ISNT DATT MARSHMELLOWWWW??????

YESHH YESHHH JUS WALKK ONN ITTTT WALKK ITT WALKK ITT!!

AWWWWWWWWWWWLALALLALALALALALALLALALAA DATT SEAAAAAAAA OF CLOUDS OOOO DID I SAYY SEAAA AHHGAIN???

ITINKKCHANELSOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBSESSEDWITDAREDSEAA!!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW DA RIVERR GOOES UPP UPP DENN GOOES DOWNN DOWNN 2OO DA RIGHTT DEN 2OO DA LEFTT!!

I STWONGGLYY WUNNZAHH WAHHHHHHTT IS DAT WHITE WHITE THANGG UNDERR DAT CONTEENENT???? I TOTT UNDERR BIGGBIGG THANGG SPPOSE 2OO HAVE SHADOWW OONE??? WHYY DEHH WHITEWHITEE AHH??

I SPOTTT MOREMORE WHITEWHITE UNDERR DIS CONTEENENT 2OO WHEECHH CHANELS NVAHH SEENN BEFOREE AHH!!

DIS IS DATTTTTTTTT EXTRACKKT YEWW GETT WENN YEWW READD NEXTT MONTHS SUMM EARTHY EARTHYYY MAGAZINEE AHHH!!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW LOOKK AT DA CLOUDS OO NOONOOO WAITTWAITT LOOKK AT DAATT IS DAT DA REDD SEAA??????

OOMAAAGAWWWWDD I TOTT REDSEASS A RIVERR O NOOOOOOONOOO ITS A SEAAA AHHHHHHHHHH LYK REELI REELI SEAAA N DEHHS BLUE BLUEE I TINKK DA BLOOD MUS BE DEHH FER A VEDIVEDIVEDIIIIIIIIIII DA NONNGG TYMM AHH!!

YESHHYESHHYESHH ITS TAYYKENN BY CHANELALI AHHHH!!

I FINDD COMMENTINN THANGGS WITOUTT HUMAN FACES A REEEELL BORRRRRRE AHHH!!

DATT TINAYYTINAYY HOUSES LOOKKED LYKK DA BAYWATERR CONDOOO HOUSES MADE OF PAYPER IN A GLASS MOHHDELLS AVAILABLE IN DA SHOWWROOMS CHANEL FTHR OOMOS WANN BUYY AHHH AT BEDOKKK!!!!!!

OOOMEGAWWWD I TINKK I WORKK FER DAT NAT.GEOGG MAG LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! DA WAHTERR CURRVES AHHHH!!

ALLL I SEE IS WATERRRRRR!!

O YAAAA I SEE WATERR AND WATERR SMMOREE!!

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Tuesday, June 17, 2008 , 9:28 PM

WAHHH HAWWTT HAWWTHAWWTT NOWW I CANN SEE DA WORDS UR MOUTHINN I CANNNNN VIVIDLAYYY DETECKKTT DA WORDS POPPIN IN DEMM BRAINNS OF URS AHHHHH!!!!! '' UUUUU AHH!! YESHH YEWW YEWW YEWW!! YEWW WANN IT 2OO AHH??" I NOEE I NOEE I NOOEEE!! OOOOO CLAPPCLAPPCLAPPP!!

OOOO DIS OONE OONE MORE HAWWTHAWWT OONE AHHHH!! WADDATT U SAYY?? LYKK DA BUS SUNSILKK ADVERTISEMENNTT WHERE U WANNN SAYYYY LOOKK LYKK OOOOOOO YESHH YESHH YESHHH DA WARHOL STYLEE AHHH!! DENN AHH I PWINTT PUT IN CANVAS DENN SELL FER $$$$$$$$$$ AHHHHHH CANN BUYY DATT NONGGNONGG AHWAITED PSPP AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

WENNN CHANEL STANDS IN FWONTT AHHH DAT IS WENN DEMM GOLDENN DOORRS SHAKEE OHHHPENN AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! WITT NOOO FORCEE N WIT NOO HASTE AHHH!!

OONE MORE PHOTOOOSHOOT FERR DA SHAMPOOOOLICIOUS THANGTHANGGS AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! DIS OONE MAYBEE CUMM OUTTTT AT DIFF MAGG AHH NAWWT CONFIRM WEN I RECEIVE DA CONFIRMATIONN LETTER I MAKE DA ANNOUNCEMENT AHHH!!

OOOO OONE MORE TYMM AHH OONE MORE TYMM I LYKK AHH I LYKKKK SHUTTER SHADES AHH!! NOWW DIS OONE WAHHTT COLOURR AHH?? OOOOO PURRPLE AHHH!! HAWWTTHAWWWTTHAWWTT!!

WADDATTT I SEE WADDAT OOOOO NOOOONOOONOOOO TRUNKK APPROACHINN PANTS AHHGAINNN!! BETTERR 2OO SITTT CROSS LEGGED SOOO DA ELEPHANTT MUS STWETCHH FARR FARR UNTILL 2OO NOOO AVAILL DENN WAITT MUS GYVEE UPP N STOPP SHOVINN ITS NOSE HOLES 2OOWARDS MA PANTS AHHH!!

OOOOO OONE MORE SUCCESSFULLLL SHAMPOOO ADVERTT AHH WHEECH WILL BE FEATURED IN NEXTT MONTHS CLEOO'S FWONTT COVERR DUNTT BLIEVEE U WAITT N SEE AHHHHHHHH!!

SMELLL DATTT SEE DATTTT DETECKKTT DATT DIS IS WAHTTT I CALLLL GEWWD FOOD DATT LOOKK GEWWD TASTEE GEWWD AND IS GEWWWWD AHHHHHHHH!! HAWWTHAWWTHAWWT DIS OONE CAN BE FEATUREDD AT BANGKOKK BROCHURE WHENN DEYY WANN MAGNETIZE PPLE GOO BANGKOKK AHH!!

AYAAAAA WATS WITTT GRAPHYCKK CALCOOLATORR BIGG N HEAVAYY SOOOO USELESS OONE AHHH!! SCWEENN BIGGER DENN HPHONE BUT NOO COLOURR BETTERR USE DA AHBAYYCUS WAHTTTT NOOO NEED BUYY BATTERY SMMORE AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

AYAAAAAAAA SOOO HAWWTTHAWWT OONE BETTAHH SITT ON NONGGNONGG SOFAA AFTAA BEINN SERVEDD WITTT DATT GLASS OF COKEE AHHH IN DATT OOOO!! HAWWTT RUBYY PWOJECKTIONN SHOWW CENTREE AHHH!!

I DUNNOO WADDATT BHIND MEE NOO NEED ASKK AHH!! BUTTTT OOOOOOOOOOOO LOOKKK AT DATTTT ORANGEGUCCIOHHREEGEENALL AHHHH!!!!! ITS DEHHLEECEEYOOOOOOOOUUUS AHHHH!!

NYONYAAA&CHANEL PLUS FTHR N MOMMAA AT DA BACKK WIT OOOOO NIZENIZE FLOAAATINN STYLE AHHH ATOPPP DA RIVERR AHH BEFORE I DEHCIDEDD 2OO REHMOOOVE MA CAPP BEFORE I FIND ITT BEIN BLOWWN BACKK N FLOATINN ATOPP DA RIVERR N EATEN BYY A CROHHCODILE AHHH!!!!!!

CHANELLL WIT DA ELEPHANTTTT BAHNANANANANANANA BASKETTT N DA ORANGEE GUCCI OHHREEGEENALL AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!CLAPCLAPPCLAPPPP!! SEE DETECKKT N FEELLLL DA COMFORTT AHHH!!

DATTT IS WAHHHHTT YEWW CALL GUCCIII DA GWEENN OHHREEGEENALL AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! OOOOOO CHANELL AHH DA EYEBROWW NOWW MOREBLACKKBLACKK AHHH!!

I CANNN JUMPP OHVAA 2OOO SAMPANN AFTAA SAMPANN N STILL WUNTT TOUCHH ANYY WATERR FWOMM DAT RIVERR AHHHH SOOO CLOOSSEE AHH DA SAMPANNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHANELLS PROOFESEEYOHHNALL SHAMPOOOO FOTOSHOOOTT OOSO SHOWWS DAT BACKGROUNDD MOVES N BLURRS BUTTTT DAA HAIR MAINTAINTS DA SAME POHHSEETIONN AHH!!!!!

AWWWWW WATTT CANN YEWW SAYY NOBODAYY CANN DENYY AHH DAT WENN U ATOPP A RIVERR U CONFIRMM ROSYY DA CHEEKK AHH!!

LOOOKKS LYKK CHANEL ALII HAS A NUMBAA 8EIGHTTT FIGUREE AHHHHHHHH!! CLAPCLAPCLAPPPP!!!!!!!!

OOOOO DIS IS JUS LYKK DATTT FLOATINN BUGIS M1OONE HAWWTAIRBAHLOOOOOOOONN AHH XCEPT WHYY SOO LOWWLOOW OONE AHHH??????? NMMIND JUS CLINGG ONN 2OO DA ROPES UNTILL U LANDD AHH!!

DIS TRISHAWWW SOO RUSTAYY BUT SOOO STERRONGG AHH BUT DA HANDLES AHH FOOOOHHH SOO LAUYAA AHH!! WAN TILTT DOWNN SOO MUCHH FER WATT AHH????? NOO RUBBERR AHH!! I OOMOS FALL FLATTT ON MA FACEE AHHH IF I TILTT HIGHERR AHH!!!!!!!

OOOOOOOOO SEEEEEEE FEEELLL N SMELLLL DA BWEATHHHHHH SOO SHERRRRRRRWEEEETT AHHHHHHHHH BY DA RIVERR WINDD WINDD BLOWW AGAINSTTT UR SKINN UR HAIRR DEN POOFFPOFFFF SHAMPOOOO FOTOSHOOTT AHH!!

WEE CHANEL&NYONYAA SOOO SOOOO DA REHLIEVEDD GAFTAA BIGGRAHJAELEPHANTT AHH STAWWPEDD STUFFINN N MOHLESTINN MA PANTS AHHHHHHH!! U CANN SEE RELIEFF WRITTENN N SCRAWWLED ALL OVAHH OURR FACES AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! FEENAHHLEE I CANN THROWW DA BASKETT OVAHH 2OO NYONYAA AHH!!

OOOOOOOWEEWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I LKKKKK GWEENN GWEENN SHUTTERR DA SHADES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOO!! CHANEL GAWWT DA LOSTTGWEENSTARRCAPPFWOM77EVENTHHSTWEETTCAPP AHHHHHHHHHHGAINN AHH DIS TYMY DIFF COLOURR AHHHHHHHHH N BETTAHH QUALITAYY AHH!! U CANN SEE DA THANGG CNNT BEND BEND EAZAYY BUT DIS COLOURR ON MA HEAD VEDI WEIRD AHH SOO I SELL SAME PWICEE AHH AS 77EVENTHH AHH!! WHOO WANN FATAIMAZZZ KAHMOO MAHOOOO?????? O DENN I GOO 77EVENTHH BUY DA GWEEN OONE AHHGAINN AHH!!

I TINKK CHANELLL FELL IN LURBBB WIT MANAYY MANAYY TUKK TUKK UNTILL SHEE PWESSED DA PEDALL NONNSTAWWP UNTILL DA PEDALL BROKE OFF AFTA SHE LEFT DA TUKK TUKK AHHH!!

WAITTWAITTWAITT!! WAT U SEE ON TOPP OF MA HEADD MA HAIRR DEHH?? ISNTT DATT BROWNNN BRUNETTEE COLOURRRRRRRRRR?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I TOLDD YEWWW AHHH I TOLDD YEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

OOOO I LYKK I LYKKKKKKK!!!!!!!! DA PINKKPINKKK SHADES CANN CHANGEE COLOURR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FERR SALE AHH FER SALLEE STILL GAWWT SMMORE UNDERR DA TAWWP LAYERR OF TEE AHHH HOWW MUCH U OONE TELL MEE TELL MEE WHEECH OONE U WANNN!!!!

DAA GUCCIIGWEEN.DA GUCCIORANGEE N DA KANYEESILVERRR AHHH ALL DA CHANELLOHHHREEGEENALL AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

OWWWWLL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WAIT FERR U 2OO FIND BIGGBIGG SIZE OONE SOOOO NONGG I GOO BUYY DEHH MANYMANYY AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! BUT DA SIZEE LIL BITT SMALL U NOEEEE!! MUS PUT IN SLOWWWLY U NOEEE!! DENN CNNT DOO STWETCHINN WITT DIS TEE AHH!!

OOOOO DIS LILL MISS OONE I NVAHH SEE BEFORE ATT ALLLLLLL AHH ABSOOLOOTLAYY AT ALL AHH EVENN NVAHH EVAHH AT NEWURBANNMALEE AHHH!!!

OMEEEOMEEOMEEEE!!!!!!!!GAWWWDD AHH!! DIS NEOONN NEONN THANGG CANN USE MORNINN AFTAANOON NITEE XSPECIALLAYY AHHHH!!!!!! NVAHH SEE BEFORE GAWWT BWAND SMMORE DENN GAWWT GEWWD $$ AHHHHHHHHHH!!! SOOO COMFYCOMFY U CNNT SWEATT AHH INSIDE AHHH!!!!!!!

OOOO WAHHH WAHHHHH DIS ISHHH SUCHHHSUCHH LURBBBBLAYYYY XRAYYY SHADES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

OOOO WAHHH WAHHH WAHHHHHHHHH A SEAAA OF TEESHIRTTS GREETS MEE ATOPP MA BEDDD DA DAYY AFTAA WEE REHTURNN 2OO SINGAPORE AHHH!!!!!

O DEHH DEHH DEHHH DA ELEPHANTTT CAUGHTT IN DA PROCESS OF MOHLESTINN CHANEL DA LEGG AHHH SOO CHANELL QUICKKLAYY GRABB BASKETT OF BAHNANAAA DENN STUFF INSIDEE EACHH NOSE HOLEE AHH OOOO DIS ELEPHANTTT GAWWT GOATEE AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! RMINDD ME OF SHARIFF N NEWW GOATEE AHH ACCORDINN 2OO FATAIMAZAJINAMOTOZKAZAIMAZ AHHH!!

AFTAA DATT OWNERR OF DA RAHJAHGAHJAHH WENT DOWNN LEAVIN CHANELNNYONYA ATOPP AHHH DAA ELEPHANTT AHH LIFTT DA TRUNKK NONSTOPP XSPECIALLAYY 2OO MA LEGG AHH!! LUCKAYY THANGG I WEARR XTREEEME NONG PANTS AHH BCOS GAWWT WATERR DRIPPDRIPP NONN STOPP FWOM DA TRUNKK AHH!!!! CANN SEE U NOOE LOOK LYK UHUU GLUEE AHH SOO STICKAYY AHHH!! DENN DA NOSTRILL LOOKK LYKK HUMANN OONE BUTT WIT BIGGER BIGGGER HOLES AHH!! SOO I THROWW DA BANANAAS AHH ONE IN EACHH HOLEE DENN DA ELEPHANTT STILL CAN BWEATHH I DUNNOO HOWW AHHHH!!

AND DEN AND DENNN!! WENN I USE DA ISQUEEZE AHH I TELL U AHHHH!! NOO NEED GOO GYMM NOO NEED GOO JOGGINN ALL AHHH!! JUS ISQUEEZE HERE ISQUEEZE DEHHH AHH!! DA BLOOD WILL CUMM RUSHIN 2OO UR ROSAYY CHEEKS DENN U SEE AHH MA EYES SOO BIGGBIGG ROUNDD ROUNDD ALERTTT N OPENNN AHH!!

DAA OWNERR OF DIS ELEPHANTT WENT DOWWN DA ELEPHANTT AHH LEAVINN CHANEL ANDD NYONYAA ATOPP AHH BUT ASSISTEDD US IN SNAPPIN FOTOOS USIN MA CAM SMMORE MA CAM AHHH!! DA BATT FINISHINN U NOEE!! DENN AHH!! HE USED DA FLASH BTTNN AHH!! DENN HE NOO OFF SMMORE WHILE WALKINN!! AFTAA WEE LAND ON DA GROUNDDS DEN MA CAMERAA CNNT BE ONNED NYMORE AHH!!

U SEEEE AHHHHH XSPECIALLAYY FATAIMAZAJINAMOTOZKAZAIMAZ AHHH!!

DIS ISHH WAHTT U CALL AHH!!

HIGHHDEFFJAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! NOO DOUBLEE DOUBLE AHH!! OONI ONE LINEE SINGLEE N SHARPP AHH!!

NOWW DENN I REHLIZEE AHH DATT DA SAMPANN AHH DA SIDEE IS ANN ARMCHAIRR DA HAND RESTTT AHHH!!! BUTT NMMIND NMMIND GAWWT WINDD SNAPP AS MUCHHH SHAMPOO SHOTTS AHH!!

CHANEL FLEWW HIGH HIGHH GO BANGKOKKKK!!

DENN DEHH DA FEWWD IN SIA

GOOWIN 2OO BANGKOKK AHH!!

NAWWWWWWWWTT NIZEE AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

BUT AHHH!!

WENN CHANEL FLEWW AHWAY 2OO BANGKOKK BACK 2OO SINGAPORE AHH!!

DA FOOD IN SIAA AHH!!

XSPECIALLAY DA JELLYYY AHHH!!

DAYYMMMMMMMMMMMNN NIZEEE AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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