Tuesday, September 25, 2007 , 5:39 AM

WENN YEWW FARKEDDD UPPPP!! WITTT DATTT FARRKKINGGEDUPP PROMOO AHHH!! U CANN PLAN 2OO
- MIGWATE 2OO MUMBAIII
- EAT CORNETTO COOKIES N CWEAMM
- MIGWATE 2OO LONN-DONN
- EAT CORNETTO CHOCC
- FINDD AARON LONN-DONN RANKED TOPP!!TOPP!!TOPP!! DA HOUSE AT CORNWALL O WHYY?? GOTT DUNNOO WAT BOSCASTLE DA FLOODIN AHHH?? HE NAWWTT AFFECTED LAAA HE LIVE AT DUNNOO WAT STORAYY I TINKK 12ELVEE LYKK MINE AHHH!!
- MIGWATE 2OO AUSTRALIAA GOLD COAST N BRISBANEE
- EATT KITKATT ICECWEAMM CHOCC
- SHAWWP FERR MA BEHHLOVEREDD LMTEDT. BILLABONG JACKK-KETT ROXYY STWIPEEYY STWIPEYY ETCETC
- GOOOO SUNNNTANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NOWWWNOWWWNOWWW CHANEL ALI LAYZEE 2OO TYPETYPEHEREDEHH NOOO MOREE THEREFOREE SHEE REFUSE 2OO TYPE SMMOREEE O XCPTTT AHHHH
MESSAGEEE 2OOO MEE GWOUPIEEDURRLANGGXX!!!!!!!
- DUE 2OO DA LACKK OF USAGEE OF FARKKKFARKK N CHEEEE N WAVEE BYEEBYEE DA WORDS ALL AHHHH O N HEYY BEACHH TCHH AHH YALLLL MUS ASSIST MEEE IN DA MASTERINN DA ARTT N FINDINN DA BEAUTYY OFFFF DA LOGARHYTHM N FUNCTIONXX BEEFOREEE I DECLAREE DEMM MOZZAAFARKINNNN FARKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD UPPPPPPPPPPP AHHHHH!!!!!!! ZWANKKKYEWWWW!! ZWANKKYEWWW!! I TINKK NEED FOOD REFLEXOLOGAYY NOWW 2OOO REMOVEEE ZEEEE CURSES DURINNN DA FASTINNN MONTHH AHHH WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!! REPLY IN TAGGBOARD AH!!



Friday, September 21, 2007 , 6:09 AM










































































































































































































































































































































































OOOOOOMEEGAWWWWWWWWWWDD 2OOOODAYY DA SKEWWLL HAWWTHHAWWTTTHAWWTT NAWWT PHYZICKKALLAY AHH BUT THEREE AINT NOO WORD DATS HIGHLAYY APPROPRIATE WENN YEWW LINKK DA WORDS HAWWT N YJAYY U NOEEE O SOOO AHHHHH I CHANGEE SUBJECTT AHHHH CHANGE SUBJECTTT N TAWWPICKKK OF DISCUSSIONN HEREE SOOOO SIANNING WAIT TOKK BOUTT DA INTRICATEE DETAILS OF DIFFERENCES AHHH B2WEENN YJAYY N HAWWTNESS AHHH WHICHHH EVENN DA BLINDD N DA PRODIJAYSS FIND SWEATTT TRICKLINGG DOWN DEIRR FOREHEADXX LYKK DUNNOO WATTT NIAGARRA FALLS AHH WENN DEYY ARE ASKEDD 2OOO UNRAVELL DA LINKAGESS B2WEENN HAWWT N YJAYY AHHH BUTTTT WHYY YEWW NOE 2OODAY SKEWWL IS SUNGGUHH DA OOMEEGAWWDNESS AHHH???????


























BEEECOS AHHHHHH!!!!!!!


























2OOODAY SKEWWL OONI GAWWT PDOTE, GEEPEE, ENGLITT, ENGLITTUTT, N MALAYY LIT AHH!!!! DENN PDOTE FAILED 2OO MARK OUR ATTENDENCE SINCEE WEE 2OOO FAILED 2OO MAKE OUR APPEARANCE DEHH SINCEE WEE WERE CRUNCHINGG N SCRUNCHINGG EVWEEMUSCLEE WEE HAVEE TRYINN 2OOO WITHSTANDD ALL DA GRUMBLANGG STOMACHXX UNTILL EVENN DA KUMBANGG AHH TOUREDD AROUND SKEWWL FINDINN FER TOILETT PAPERR PAILL N ALL DA BIGGBUSINESS ESSENTIALS AHHH 2OOO UNLEASHHH DA POTENTIALLAYY XPLODINN BIG BUSINESS OF HERS IN DA TOILETT BOWWL N FEARINGG FER DA SAFETAYY OF ANAYY PASSERBYS OR TOILETTUSERS NOSE CONDITIONN SHE STOOD BY DA DOORR N USHEREDD EVWEEOONE OUTTT N FINALLAYY UNLEASHHED DATT BIGGBUSINESS FEENALAYY WIT TWAILS OF POWWWDAA!!POWWWDAA!!FULLL!!! AROMATICKK APHOSTROPHAYY COMMAA?? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA DA AROMAAA WAHHHHH WEE ON DA BENCHH SIMULTANEOUSLAYY WHIPPED OUT OUR AXE OILL N POUREDD HALFF DA CONTENTT IN OURR NOSTRILS 2OOO BLOCKK OFFF DATTT WONDAABOOLLAY AROMATICKK UNNESSASARAYY PERRFOOMMM AH!!


























GEEPEE BETTERR AHH!! UNTAA CNNTT CUMM DUE 2OO SUM ALEXANDAA HOSPITALL HIPSS DISJOINTMENTT CONDITIONN WHICHH CNNTT EEMAHHGEENN AHH DA DOCTORR TRYY 2OO CUREE AHH NAWWMALEE IF BONE 2WISTED DEYY PULL IT BACKK 2OO SOCKETTS WATTTT IMAHHGEENN HIPBONESS AHHHH N UNTASS??????? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! DOOO DAT SALSAA DANCEE 2GEDAA GEDAAA WEE TOUCHH EACH OTHERR DA HIPSS HERE N HIPPS DEHH DENN FEENALAAYY WEE MOVE 2GEDAAGEDAA N SPWINGG!!SPWUNGGG!! HIPS AREE BACKK AT UR SOCKETTT!! THEREFOREE HEE NAWWT DEHH DOO WAT SMMOREE??


























- TAKEE OUT PENCILL CASE


























- UNZIPP PENCIL CASEE


























- TAKE OUTT PENCIL


























- TAKE OUT FOOLSCAPP


























- TAKE OUTT JACKETT


























- WEARR JACKETT


























- DENN


























- SNOOOOOOOOZEEEEEEEEE


























DATTTT IS SUNGGUHH SUNGGUHHH A RAREE OPPORTUNITAYY U NOEEE XSPECIALLAYY SINCE DIS GEEPEE PEREEYODD IS DA NONGGGGNONGGESTT FERR DA WEEK 2WOO HOURS U NOEEEE!!!!!! FEENAHHLAYY WEE HAVE BEEN GIVEN DA OPPORTUNITAYY 2OOO REDUCEE N CUREE ANAYY EYEBAGGXX CONDITIONN AHH!!!!


























DENN ENGG LITT WAS LYKK DA NAWWMALLL TOKKTOKKTOKKKTOKK WEE OSOO TOKKTOKKTOKKTOKK DEN HE SCWEAMEDD "!!HEYY!!I DUNTT LYK TOKIN 2OO MAASELF HERE!!" DENN EVWEEBODAYY WILL JUMPPP TAKENN ABACKK DUE 2OO HIS BOOMIN VOLUMEE IN DA VOLUMELESSSOUNDLESSCONFINEDD ROOMM AHHH NAWWTTT OUT OF INTIMEEDATIONN U NOEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!


























DENN FEENAHHLAYY FEENAHHLAYY!!!!!


























HAZIYAHCHANELHASKELLRENFREEALI ATTENDEDD ECONS TUTURIALL FERR DA FIRSTTTT TYMM AHHH!!!!!! FIRSTT TYMM U NOEE FIRSTT TYMMMMMMM!!!!! WAHHH WAHHHHHH WAHHHHHH!! DA INTERACTTCLUBB TEECHERR SENSITIVEE 2OO RINGTONESS RUPAARUPANYAA U NOEE!! I FERRGETT 2OO SILENTT MODE SINCEE DAT PEEREEYODD WAS AFTERR ALL AHHHH PEREEYODD OFFF FWEENESS N SLACKKSLACKK SOO I TURNN ONN AHH DA SOUNDMODEE SOO CANN HEARR WHOO CALL N SMS WITOUTT DA NEEDD 2OO FEELL ANAYY VIBWATIONN U NOEEEE!!!!! DENN DA RINGTONE CUMM ONN NOKIAA RINGTONEE SOOO AWWWBITTT AHH ACCHULI I SETT DAT DUNTTSTAWWPDAMUZICKK RIHANNAA DA RINGTONNEE WAHTTTTTT!! O DENN AHH SMMORE DA TEECHERRR STWONGLAYY BELIEVEDD I ECONS STUUDENT AHH DENN SHE INSISTT I COPAYY ALLLL ALLLLLL DA NONGGG NONGGG ESSAYY Q BOUTTT WONDAABOOLL PARQUETT WOODD LAMINATEDD CEMENTEDD N COTTON BUDDS AHHH NOO LINKK AT ALL AHH XCPTT MAYBEEE DA COTTONN FWOMM COTTONN BUDS CUMM FWOMM DA COTTONN TWEE WHICHH DA BARKK DA TRUNKK DA BRANCHESS ALL DA WOODD ON COTTONN TWEE WERE USEDD 2OO MAKEE PARQUETTT N WOODENN FLOORIN AHHH???????? WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTT OONII I TINKK I WANN TWYY ENTERR ECONSS TUTT SMMOREE AHHHH MENARIKKK JUGAAA HORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TOKK BOUT SUMTHANGG COMMONLAYY USEDD LYKK COTTON BUDS WHICHH LASTT WEEKK RESULTED IN HORRIFICATIONN OF BLOCKKKBLOCKKK EARS AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! O N JAWWW ACHINN BEECOS DA BLOCKK EARSS NUMBED OONE OF DA EARRBONE CONNECTEDD 2OO DA JAWW MAKINN JAWW SCREWW DAMMNNN TIGHTTT N INFLEXIBLE N ACHINNNN AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!


























DENN MALAYY N ENGLITT ARE NOOONOOGOOGOOO 2OOO ASSISTTT PWOJECTTWORKK PPLE AHHH BEECOS OF TRAFFICKK JAMS INCLUUDINN OONE MAKEUPPDEBATEJAMM DONE BYY CACKKTUUS AT HER HOUSE BEEFORE FEENAHHLAYY ARRIVIN 2OO MCDONALDDSS WITTT COMPLEETEE FACE MAKEUPP MAKINN US FLASHHHLAYY THINKK 2OODAY HARI RAYAA U NOEEE UNTILL SHE REVEALL SHE WOREE JEANS AHHH!!!!!!!!


























OOOO DENN WEE WENTT CHONGPANGG DA FOREIGNN COUNTRAYY N LOCATIONN IN A FAHHMILIERR LANDD CALLEDD SINGAPOREE WHICHHH GAVE EVWEEBODAYY DA POWWWDAAFULLLL BELIEVEE AHHH DATT WEE JUS TOOKK TAXII 2OO DIFF COUNTRAYY AHHH!!!!!!!!! LOOKK LYKK BEDOKK NEARR KEMBANGANN DEHH PLUS THAILANDD PLUS PHILLIPHINESS PLUS MALAYSIAAA PLUSSS ASIAA COUNTRAYY AHHHH!!!!!!!!! WAHHH WAHHH WAHHHHHHH O PLUS LIMITEDD EDITIONN ANIMALSS LYKK OONE LOOKK LYKK SNAKE GAWWT TAILL LOOKK LYKK LIZARDD BUTTT SILVERR DENN BODAYY WIDTHH IS LESS THANNN 1CENTIMETREE AHH N GWEENN TINAYY CATERPILLARRR DAT BLONGGS 2OO DA FAMILAYY OF MAGGOTS BOTHHH NVAHH BEFOREE SEENN IN SINGAPORE U NOEE N BIRDDSBIRDDSBIRDDS OOO N BIGGGBIGGGGGGGBIGGGGGGGGGG WORMS DEYY FEEDD FERR TINAYY FISHH DA WORMS EVENN BIGGERR DENN DA FISHH AHH EVENN DA BIGG BIGG ARUANAA FISHH N STINGGRAYY N MAGNETTFISHH MEE AUNTAYY GAWWTT EATT WORMSS DAT LOOKK LYKK RUBBERRBANDD N LICORIZEE N LESS DENN 1MILLIMETRE THICKK AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!


























WAHHHWAHHHHWAHHHHHHH!! DENNN 2UULANGG N CHANELL ENDUREDDD DA NONGESTTT WAITTTT OF DA ENTIREE SEASONN AHHHHHHHHHHHHH UNDERR DA FWUITLESS TWEEE WHICHHH WILL CERTAINLAYYY BEARS NOO FWUITTT HENNCE WEE WAITEDD FERR A FWUITTFULL 3HOURSS OUTTDOORRS UNDERR DA TREESS N IN FWONTT OF DA ROADD WAITTINN FERR FWUITSS 2OO BEARR ON DATT FWUITLESS TWEEE N FEENAHHLEE DRAWWPPP AHHHH CAWWWRRECTTT CACKKKTUUSS N KUMBANGGGGGG?????????


























DENN IN DA BUS WEEE CREATEDD CHAOSS IN DA BUS BEECOS DA BACKKSIDEE OF BUSS DA PASSENGERXX HAD ENCOUNTERRED DEIRR FEARRR OF THEIRR LIFEETYMM AHH BY DA POWWWDAAFULLLLL SHARPPSHARRPPPBLINDINGG FLASHHES MAA CAMM EXUDEDD WHICHH I ZOOMMED IN FWONTT AHHHHHH!!!!!!! DENN AFTAA DAT 2UULANG N CHANELL SLEPTT U NOEE AT DA BACKK DEHH WHEREE U CNNT RESTT HEAD HEREE DEHH DENN MUS NODD N SLANTT HEREE DEHH AUTOO WENN U SLEEPINN AHHH DENNNNN AHH!!!!!! MA NECKK TWISTEDD AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! DENN I WOKEE UPP FEELINNN HAWWREEGEEBERRLL ACUPUNCTUREE SENSATIONS ONN DA THROATT WITTT EVWEE SINGLEE MOVEMNTT N I LOSEEE MEEE VOICCEEE TONEE AHHH!!!!!!!!!!! BUTTT DA MCDONALDDD MCFLURRAYY PLUS FWENNCHFWIES PLUS JELLAYYBEANS PLUS COKEE PLUSS BOTTLEE N CUPPX OF WATERR REGAINEDD DA LOSTT VOICE TONEE AHH BUTTT STILL GAWWTT ACUPUNCTUREE THROATT SENSATIONN AHHH!!!!!!!!!!


























OOOO YAAAA WEE WENT 2OOO KUMBANGG DA HOUSEE N CHANELL WAS AWWSTWUCKK N JAWWDROPPED BYY DA INFINITEE AMOUNT OF STAIRRCASE SHE NEED 2OOO ENDUREE 2OO MAKE HERR JOURNAYYY 2OOOO SKEWWLL N BACKKK N 2OO N BACKKKKKK N FROOOOOO WAHHH WAHHHHHHH WEEE BELIEVEE WEE CANT FEELL OUR LEGS NOWWW AHHH!!!!!!!!!!! O JAWWDROPPERSSS AHHHH???????


























- CHANELLLL UNRAVELSS HERR NEWW ADDICKKTIONN AHHH!!!!!!! SHEEEE ADDICKKTEDD 2OOO KUMBANGGG DA BEDDD AHHHHHH O N DA ROOMMM DARKNESS N BWIGHTNESS PLUS DA AIRCONNN FEELLL AHHH!!!!!!


























- WITTT DATT JAWWDROPPERR AHH SHE WAS HIGHLAYY INSPIRED 2OO GIVEE MEE FTHR CONFRONTATIONNN ON SHIFTINN MEE AIRCONN 2OO DIRECTLAYY IN FWONTT OF BEDD AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHH WAHHHH DAMMMMMNN COOOLINN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!


























- JAWWDROPPERR LASTT MIN WASS DATTTT GIGANTICKKALLAYYY HUMONGOUSLAYYY BIGGGBIGGGCLOCKK WHICHH EVENN A BLINDDD COULDD DETECTT N IDENTIFYY FWOMM AFARRR N ATOPP AHHHH PPLE WHOO USE DATT BUGISS AIRBALLOONN OR AIRPLANEE WHICHH FLYY PASTT YISHUNN DEHH SEE NUTHANGG BUTTT DAT CLOCKK OONE CONFIRMM AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!


























GAWWTT WATT SMMOREE AHHH?????? O PICXXX ATOPPATOPPP!!



Sunday, September 16, 2007 , 2:43 AM

OOOOO!!!!!!!!!!BEHHLOVEREDD LISTTT MUS TYPEE BEEFORE BWAINWASHEDD AHHWAYY AHHH DENN FERGETT 2OO PURRCHASE DENN RMEMBA WENN NEWW SEASONN ARRIVES AHHH!!
1)PURCHASE DATTT DCSHOECOUSA BLACKK WITOUTT ZIPP WIT HOODD JACKETT!! MUSTTTMUSSTTTMUSTTTTTTT!! DA OONE WITTT BIGGGGGGBIGGGSPLASHINN PATTERNSS IN FWONT AHH!! ( 120 DOLLAA ) USEE SUMM HARI RAYAA DA MONEYY OOSO CANN AHHH O BAHHHGUUSS AHHH DAT IDEEYAA AHH!!!!!!! OOOO BUTTT I 1)DUNNOO WHERE DA HARIRAYAWALLETT OR 2WOO) I SPENTTT HUNDREDD DA PURRCENT OOLEDI AT BURRGERKINGG LAST YEARR AHHHH?????

2) PURCHASEE DATT HAWWTTHAWWWTTT ROXY DARKK N BRIGHTT BLUEE HAWWRIZONTAL STWIPEE STWIPE JACKETT WIT ZIPP N WITT HOODD AHHH!!!!!! PWICEE UNKNOWNN FERGET 2OO CHECKK AHH BUTT BELOWW 120 DOLLAA OONI AHH!!!!!!!1 MUSTTT MUSTTT MUSTTTTTTT!! DENN DIS OONE CONFIRMM WIT BERIBUU CONCRETE FACTS SPRAWLED OUT 2OO MEE FTHRR LYKK MA CURRENT JACKETS ALL OOLEDI FADEDD, TORNN N GOTTT MOLE DUE 2OO WASHINGG MACHINE AHH!! DENN I TINKK WENN SUCCESSFULL CANN PURCHASE AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

3) BELTT BIGG BIGG BLINGG BLINGG O YAAAA I RMEMBAA AHH!!!! MARINAA SQUARE DATT MOOOOVINGWORDD BELTT AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHHHH HAWWTT HAWWWTT O XCPTT I NVAHH SEE NYBODAYY USE DAT OONE AHH XCPTT IN MRTEE AHHHH!!!!!!!!! NMMINDD NMMINDDD JALANN RAYAA WENN USE PANTS CANN USEE AHHH!!

4) MUS BUY B*APE DAMMMMMMMNN BWIGHTTT GWEENN GLOSSAYYY DAAA SHOEE FRMM LEFT SIDEE LIMITEDD EDITEEYONN SHAWWPP AT DA HEEREN AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

5) !!!!BIBIKS CHOICEE WINGG STICKKK AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DWOOOLINGGG DWOOOOLINGGG CHEEKENNN WITTT DAMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNN DAMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNN CRISPAYYY SKINN AHHH!!!!!!!!! COMPLETEEE WITTTT DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNN AROMATICKKKKKKKKK SMELLL WHICHH WILL DIFFUSEE AROUNDD UU N BLANKETT YEWW WITTT SUCHH A STRONGG DOSEEE OF CHEEKENLICIOUSS SMELLL UR FIRST BITEEE WILLLL SIZZLEEE ON UR TONGUEE EVENN DA TASTEE WILL LINGERR DENN UR HANDD WILL TWEMBLEE OUTTTT OF XHILIRATIONN AHHH DENNN CHEEKEN DROPP ON DA PLATEEE N YEWWW WILL LETTTT OUTTT A TERRRRRRRRRIBLLAYYY LOUDDD LOUUUUUUUUDDD GASPP AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

6) USEE MEE 77EVENTT STWEETT CARDD BUYY SMMORE THANGGXX FRMM DEHH LYKK DA LOOKKVELIIVELLIIIVELIIIIDAREEELLLLL BLINGGBLINGGXX AHHHH!!!!!!!! O N GOOO FOLLOWW FATAIMAZAJINAMOTOZKAZAIMAZ,GWANNAYY N HUBBAYYY DA SUGGESTEEYONN 2OOO BUYYY !!!CHANEL!!CHANEL!!CHANEL!! DA BLINGGG BLINGG AT EASTPOINTT AHHHH!!

7) MAYBEEE DATTT HAWWTTHAWWTT WHITE SHADEE BUTTT NOO BWAND OONE WHICHH CAUGHTT MAA EYE FWOMM AFARR AHHH AT RAFFLES CITAYY AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

8) COLLECTTT VICKKXX XSPECIALLAYY PEPPERMINTT SOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NIZEEEE GWEENN COLOURR SMMOREEE DENNN GAWWTT DA AIRCONN IN ENTIREEE MOUTHH SYSTEMMM DA SENSATIONNN AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOO CWEDITTXX 2OOO AZZAHHDOOLITTLE AHHHH FERR PURCHASIN MAA BEHHLOVEREDDD DA GWEENCOLOURR VICKXX AT HERR NEARRBY STOREE AHHH NOWWWWWWWW U SEE UR NAMEE HEREE SILAKANNNN TAGG AHHH ZWANKKKKYEWWWWWWWWZWANKKKYEWWW N WITOUTTT FURTHERR DELAYYYY I WILLL PUTTT FULLSTAWWP HERE UNLESS HER EYES WERE NATURALLAYY MAGNETIZEDD ON SUMTHANGG WIT DA ABILITAYY 2OOO MAGNETIZEEE AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
CIAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHAKESHAKEE!!
CHANELHASKELLRENFREEALIPTE.LTD.INC!!!!!!!



Friday, September 14, 2007 , 6:52 PM





































































































Friday, September 7, 2007 , 10:45 PM

OOOMEEGAWWWDDDDDDOOMEEGAWWWDD, ADIDASPLUSHAZIYAHHEQUALS2OOHAZIDAS, MEEBEHHLOVEREDSLEEQ WHICHH I HEARR EVWEESECONDD UNTILL I MEMORIZEDD DA LYRICKXX WITOUTT READINN AHH N SHAVERRR WIT COVERR 2OO ENSUREE SAFETAYY FRMM MEE DURRLANGGDURLANGGCHEEKIEXXCHEEKIEXX!! O MEE MTHRR NOEE GOO GYMM EVWEE FWIDAYY OOLEDI SOO CANN GOO GYMM EVWEEFWIDAYY AFFFTAANOONN AHHH!! CANN CANN??? CANN AHH CANNNN!! ANSWERRR IN TAGGG DA BOARDD AHH!!




SQUINTTTSQUINTTTSINCEEEITS SHOOSHOOOGLARINNN!!
N DEYY JUS [WALKKEDD AHHWAYYY], DEYY JUS [WALKEDDAHHWAYYY] AYAAAA HEAR KELLY CLARKSONN SONGG LAA WALK AHWAYYY WHILEE YEWW VIEWW DIS PIC WHYY WHYY?? NOO SONGG AHH?? TAGG MEE LORR DENN YEWW WILL WEECEIVE DA SONGG EEMEEDIATELEE!!AWWWWWWWW!! FRMM MEE DURRLANGGDURRLANGGCHEEKIEXXCHEEKIEXX AHHH!!
OOO MWEE DURRLANGGDURRLANGGCHEEKIEXXCHEEKIEEXX GAVEEE SHAVERR BUTTTT WHYY WHYY WHYYYYY?? THEREE AINT NOO HAIRR ONMEE NYWHEREE XCPTT MEE HEADD U NOEE!! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!! OOO SLEEQQ SLEEQQQ AHH!!
FWONN MEEE AUNTAYY AHHH WONDAAAFULLAYYYZEELEEEZEEYOUZZZ MOUTHHWATERRINGGG DROOLINNNN CONFIRMM AHH!!
WAHHHHWAHHHWAHHH!!! U SEEE DATT SKYYY N YEWW SEEE US DA SUNN IS ON DA RIGHTTT WIT DAAA YELLOWWBRWWN SHORTXX AHHH!!!

KISHHINGGNPOINTINGGSILHOUTTEXX B2WEENHUBBAYYNCHANELHASKELLRENFREEALI AHHHH!!
WEEEE LOOKK DOWWN IN DA LIFTT 2OOO REVEALL WHOO GAWWT DOUBLEE CHINN N CHANEL PWOVESS DAT SHEE IS NOO OWNER 2OOO A DOUBLE CHINN AHHH!!!
OONCEE AHHGAINN DIS ISSSS REPEATEDD AHH!! NOO EYELINERR NOO NOOOOO!!
POSINGGGGGOUTDOORXAS A PROFFESEEYONALL MODELICKXXX 2OOO FILL UPP MEE PORTFOLIOOO AHH AS HUBBAYY STOOD DEHH AND GAPEDD IN AWWEE?? MUAHAHAHAHAH!!



DATTTIS A DAMMMMMMNNN HAWWWTTHAWWWWTT PICC LAAAA!! U SEE CHANELHASKELLRENFREEALI DA HANDXX DIFF COLOURR AHH DENN TANNED SMMOREE MUAHAHAHAHAHHA!!YESHHHYESHHHYESHHHH!! YEWW AREE LOOKIN ATTT DA MOTORISTTWITNOOHELMETXXUNLYKKMRSGUNNWEIITINGGGHELMET AHH WHOO ADORN HER HELMET 2OO SLEEPP OOSO AHHH!!

BLURRBLURRBUT STILL HAWWTTHAWWTT!!WAHTTTTTTTTDAMMMNNHANDXXXPLACEDD OVERR MEE EYES AHH??????? WHOOS WHOOOSSS???? CONFESS AHH CONFESS ORRR ALL SHALL BE HELD AS SUSPECTXX AHHH!!
JUS NOWW COVERR EYEXX NOWW COVERR MEEE TEETHH AHHHH KURANGG ASAMM AHH KURANGG ASAMMMM!!




ILURBBBLURBBBBLURBBBBBBBBB2OOOOSPRAWWLONMEE WALL!!!! GWANNAYY WHOO WORKXX AS SINGAPORE'S OONE N OONI MINISTERROF ELECKKTRICITAYY CONSERVATIONN OUGHTT 2OO BEE HEADBUTTEDD AHH MUAHAHAHAHAHH!!
WATTTTTT A SHARPPPSHARPPPP IMAGE OF DA GIGANTICKK FINGERR DENN DA RESTT BLURRBLURR AHH?? WHYY WHYYY O BUTTT HAWWTTHAWWWWWWAHH!!
DATTSS SHOOSHOOOSHOOO NAWWT MEE FINGERR THEREFOREE SHE SHALL NAWWTT EATT AHH!! EWWW EWWWWW!! STRAWW FATAIMAZAJINAMOTOZKAZAIMAZ AH??
SQUINTTSQUINTTSCRUNCHHHSCRUNCHHHNKISHHKISHHH!!
WHOO WANN DAT GLOVEE FWEE OF ANAYY ODOURRR N BUGGXX N ENCOURAGEEE FOTOGENICKKNESS???? YEWW WANN YEWW WANN?? TAGG LORR!!




ANOTHERRR HAWWTTHAWWWTTT WEE HAVE FLOATINNN HEADXX IN DEEZZZ WHITEEWHITEE BCKGROUNDD PIC AHH!!SPRAWWLLSPRAWWLL ON DA WALLWALL MOREMOREE2WOO!!
YUESHHYESHHYEHSHHHHH!! SPRAWWLSPRAWWLONDAWALLWALL3REELYKKDATT AHH!!






WHYY??WHYYYYY???WHYYYYYYYY?? DIDNTTT DATT REDD BALL-LOOONNN DRAWWPP ON GWANNAYY DA HEADD AHH???? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! CONFIRMM WAITT FIRST TYMM GWANNAYY HAIR XPOSED 2OO WATERR AHH!!!!OOOO SPECKKTACKKLE HUTTTT DA POSTAAA ADVERTISEMENTTT FERR SHADES N SPECXX AHH!!
SPECKKTACKKLE HUTT ADVERTISEMENTT AHHGAINNN AHHH!! SHADESSHADESNSPECXXSPECCXX!!
LADAYYSNGENTLEEMENN, YEWW WILL LURBB ALL THESEEE SPECXX N SHADEXX IN SPECKKTACKKLE HUTTT TILL YEWW WILL FEEL DA URGEE 2OO EATT DEMM AHH!!







KISHHHKISHHHHEREEDEHHH AHHH!! FATAIMAZAJINAMOTOZKAZAIMAZZZNOSTRILLREVELATEEYONN2WOO AHH!!!
FERR HER TONGUE AHH MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PERCHH N POUTT MOREE OF DATT LIPXX AHH!!










JUMPPJUMPPHIGHERRHIGHERRNONSHAKESHAKEE1oO%!! STANDDSTANDDONDAGWOUNDDLYKKDIS!!
JUMPPJUMPPHIGHERRHIGHERRHIGHERRRRRRRRRNONSHAKESHAKE1oO%2WoOO SUCCESS SUCCESSSS EVENN HIGH SKEWWL MUZICKKAL FOLLOWW DIS POSE 2OO MAKE DA THANGG AS EVWEEE CEEDEE FER HIGHHSKEWWL MUZICKKAL DA COVERR AHH!!!!!!!!
SMILEESMILEEEREVEALLMOREE NOSTRILXX FATAIMAZAJINAMOTOZKAZAIMAZZZZ?? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DIS IS A TOOTHHPASTE ADVERTISEMENTTT BEEFOREE ON DA LEFTT AFTERR ON DA RIGHTT MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
MOVEEE!TTMOOOVEE!TTPOINTTT!TTPOINTTT!TT ALL 2OO DA LEFTTT NOWWWWW!!

POSTTAAASHAKESHAKEEADVERTISEMENTTOONE!!







POSTAASHAKEESHAKEEADVERTISEMENTT2WOO!! EQUIPPED WITT 2WOO NEWW GHOSTT AS BACKGROUNDD AHH GWANNAYY N HUBBAYY AHH!!
AFTAAA DEEEZZZZZ GHOSTT WEREE REVEALEDD WEEE WANN 2OO MAKEE MORE REVERRLATEEYONN THEREEFOREE THEYY OUGHTT 2OOO STANDD IN FWONTT AHHH!!!
OOMEEGAWWWDDDD!! WHYY IS HUBBAYY STARINNN ATTT MEE NECKKK LYKK DATT AHH?????? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
WEE INSISTT!! INSISTT TOHHTAHHLEEE!! DIS POSTAAADVERTISEMENTT CNNTTT BEE EFFECKKTIVE UNLESS IT IS RISENN HIGHERR HIGHHERR N HIGHERRR!! NOOO NEED WORRAYY NOO ARMPPITT HAIRR OONE AHH!!
SHARPPPNCLEARR YEWW CANN SEE CHANELHASKELLRENFREEALI DA BWAINN ABOVEE HER ORIGINALL BWAINN MILLEEYONXXX TYMXX SMALLERR AHH BUTTT BOTHH EFFECKKTIVEE LAAA!!










POSTAAADVERTISEMENTTSHAKESHAKEE3REE!! WITT GWANNAYYGHOSTT STARINN ENVIOUSLAYY AT DIS MODELICKXX FOTOSHOOTT AHH??? MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
WATTT IS DATT BEEHIND?? OOMEEGAWWWD GWANNAYYGHOSTTT WAS BEEHIND JUS NOWW N NOWW DENN I NOEEE O!!OOOOOOOOOOOO!! I DINTT NOEE HOWW CLOSE UR RELATIONNSHIPP WIT MEE FAN WAS UNTILL NOWW U NVAHH MOVEE UR ASS BEESIDE MA FANN AHH!! MUAHAHAHAHAH!!GWANNAYYGHOSTTT FEENALEEE HAPPAYY 2OO NOEE DAT CHANELHASKELLRENFREEALI MADE WAYYY FER HERR FACE BELOWW MEEE POSTERRSHAKESHAKEADVERTISEMENTT AHH!!
SHEE WANN HAPPIERR HAPPIERR AHH THEREFOREE MUS BEE INCH CLOSERR 2OO HERRR PHYSICALL APPEARANCEE WITT MEE FANN N HIGHERRHIGHHERRHIGHHERR HANDD!! NOWW DENN WEE NOEE GWANNAYYGHOSTT LAUGHH FEMININELAYY DA JAPANESEESTYLEEE - PLEEEZZ CLOSEE UR MOUTHH WHENN YEWW LAUGHH AHH!!











HUGGHUGGDISDATTHAWWTHAWTTTOONEAHH!! HUGGHUGGGDISDATT2WOO AHHH!!HAWWTTHAWWTT!! I LURBBBBLURBBBBB DATTT SHURNKENN BWAINN LARRRR!!

DATT IS PWOBABLAYY FATAIMAZ AJINAMOTOZZ KAZAIMAZZ SHRUNKENN BWAINN SINCEE SHEE DA OONE HOLDINN WAHHTTT?? CHANELHASKELLRENFREEALI HAS BWAINXX IN HERR SKULL DAT AREE BIGGER DEN THOSEE AVAILABLEE OUTSIDEE HER HEADD LYK DIS OONE AHHH!!! PWOVENN AH PWOVENN!!












EATTTNEATTTEATTTTEATTTTTTTBEARRBEARRNCHEEKENN!! PERCHHHDATLIPXNOWW!!PERCHHPERCHHDATLIPXXNOWW!!

BLURRBLURRLYKKDISVELIVELIIDAHAWWTT AHH!!
SQUINTTSQUINTT WIT BEARRBEARR!! SQUINTTSQUINTTFERR BEARRBEARR!! FATAIMAZAJINAMOTOZKAZAIMAZZ SCARAYYYY IMAGEE HERE AHH?? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!! SQUINT MOREEE DA BEARRBEARR!! SQUINTT MOREMORE DAA BEARRBEARR!!













WAHHHWAHHHH!!PERCHHHAWWTTLIPPXXOONE!! PERRCHHHAWWTLIPXX2WOOO!! HAWWTERRR AHH HAWWTTERR!!
PERRCHHAWWTLIPPX3REEE!!

EATTTDATTBEARROONE AHHHH!!
EATTDATHAWWTINGLAYYBEARR2WOO AHH!!













OOOOOO DATTT PYJAYY AHHGAINNN!! PYJAYYY SMMOREE AHHH!!
O SMMOREEE PYJAYY AHHHH!!
I LURBBBLURBBBB DATTT HAWWWTT GLARINN GWEEN N ORANGEE AHHH!! BUYYY DATT PLATEEVIVOO NOWWNOWW!!















YESHHH AHH YESHHH!! CHANELHASKELLRENFREEALI FEENAHHLEE DEECIDED 2OO USE DIS BELTTT DATTT REVEALXX BLINGGBLINGGXX AHH!!
FLASHHHHEREEDEHHAFTERBERRINGGATHOMEE!!
FLASHHFLASHHHHEREDEHHAFTERRBERRINGG2WOOO!!
OOOOOO!! DATTT WOMENNXX DWEAMXX PYJAYYY!!
















DATTT BIGGGBIGGGGIDUNNOOWAHTTTSANDWICHH WHICHH DAT NYONYAA ATEEE FERR DUNNOO HOWW MANYY YEARXX AHHH DENN FINAHHLEE FINI AHHH!! OOOOO DATT SUMSUMM BWEAKFASTT DELI ON ZEROSIXXSEROO9INEE2WENTAY[O]7EVENN AHH!! WITTT DATT ORANGEE JUICEE DATTT SHAWKEED SUMM OF MA STOMACHH AHH!!
DATTT DELII WITT EGG NAWWTTT DATTT IMPWESSIVEE BEECOS DA EGG SOOOO BIGGG DA CROSSAINTT EVENN SMELL OF EGG OONE AHHH!! SMMOREE DIS JCKTTT TUTUPPAURATTT AUTOOO PWEVENTT ANAYY MOSQUITOO BITEXX NOO NEEDD USE SCARFF SINCE WENN I ADORNN DA HOODD N ZIPPUPPFULL AHHH WAHHH LYKK DA ILLEWWSIONN OF ADORNINN DA SCARFF AHH!! CAWWRRECT HORR CAWWRRECTTTT??
I NOEEE I NOEE DATT HOODDJCKTT VELII HAWWWTTT BUTTT IN DA END NVAHH BUYY AHHHH!!!!!!!! CHETTTCHETTCHETTT!!
















OOOOO?? USE DIS SIDEE OF DA BELT WHEREE BLINGGBLINGGXX SHINEE ORRRR?? USEEE DIS WENN BLINGGGBLINGGXX BEECUMXX SLEEKK AH??
AWWWWWW!! DATT ADVERTISEMENTT HAIRBELOWWDASKYOONE!!
O!!DATTT HAIRRBELOWWDASKYY ADVERTISEMENTT2WOO FLYYFLYY!!
SHINEESHINEEWITGUCCI!!!




















, 5:46 AM

!!OOOMEEGAWWWWWWWDD!! GERREKKNESS OF DRIEDD ICE ON BASINN AT MIDNITEE AHHH!!


OOOO!!! FIRSTT SUNGGUHHSUNGGUHH DA SUCCESSFULLL HAWWTSHOTT WITT PILLOWW N VELVETICKXX POOHH AH!!
2NDD SUCCESSFULLL HAWWTTSHOTT WITT PILLOWWXX N VELVETICKXX POOHH AH!!






















OOOOOOOOOOO DATTT CAMM CANN TRIMMHEREE DEHH N STRETCHH DIS DATT AHH!!


!!MIDDNITEE DRIEDD ICEE SLAMMED 2OODA BASINN!! !!O DATT SLAMMED DRIEDD ICEE SMOKEXX UPP WENN XPOSED 2OO DA WATERR MEE SISTAA USE 2OO BWUSHH TEETHH AHH!!

OOOOO GERREKKINGGG WIT DRIEDD ICEE BEEGINXX LARRRRRR!!
GERREKINGGGG.MIDNITEE.WITT.NYONYAA.N.CHANEL.HASKELL.RENFREE ALI!!





















!!!DA REVERRLATEEYONNX OF THOSEE HAWWTHAWWTTSHOTT PICXX AVAILABLEE IN CHANELALI DA MODELLINGGXX PORTFOLIOO AHH NOO ONSTAA ONSTAA!!

WAHHH!!WAHHH!! STWAIGHTTT EYEXX U NOEE STWAIGHTT!!
STWAIGHTT EYESS AHHGAINN AHH!! WAHHH!! WAHHH!!

OOOOO LOOKK AT DATT 2OO DA RIGHTT 2OO DA RIGHTT!!
AWWWWW!! NOWW LOOKK AT DATT 2OO DA LEFTT 2OO DA LEFTT!!
OOOo!!!!!!!! OOOO!! STWAIGHTT EYEXX WIT SHADOWWXX SMMOREE AHH!!























!!!!PIMPLEXXFWEE SHOTT OONEE!!!!

OOOOO!!! CHANELLURBXXHERCAMM WHICHH EXCCENTUATEXX HERRR BLACKKRIMMED EYESS AHH!! NOO EYELINERR USED OONE AHHH MUAHAHAHAH!! OOOOO DATS DA CAMERAA TWICKK THEREFOREE WAT IS AVAILABLEE IN DIS PIC IS NEITHERR OILL NORR SWEATT AHH!!

OOOO LURBLAYY LURBBBLAYYY HAWWTSHOTT AHH WITT HAIRR,SHADEXX, BLINGGBLINGGXX N MOREE AHH!!
!!PIMPLEXXFWEE HAWWTSHOTTT AHH!!

!! JUS TRAVERRLED AT PONGGOLSENGKANGG AREAA OOMEEGAWWDD DA SMELL ISSSS SHOOSHOOOOO HAWWRENDOUSSS AHHH!!


!! FATAIMAZZAJINAMOTOZKAZAIMAZZ ASKEDD WEDAA GAWWT SUN NAWWT AHH?? LOOK AT DIS PIC BEELOW N U NOEE WAT IS DA SUNN N WHERE IT IS SINCEE APPARENTLAYY YEWW AREE LOOKIN AT IT AHH!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!
!! ACCORDINN 2OO MEE EYEXX AHH DA COLOURR AT DA SIDEE OF MEE HAIR DEHH SAME AS MEE SHADEXX AHH!! CAWWRRECT HORR CAWWRRECTTTT??
!!OOMEEGAWWDD DATT IS SUNGGUHH TOHHTAHHLEE [H]AZIYAHHH C[H]ANEL [H]ASKELL ALI AHH!!!!!!
OOONEE AHHGAINNNN PIMPLEXXFWEEHAWWTSHAWWTWITTSHADOWXX AHH!


!!OOOOO I LURBBLURBB BLURRAY EFFECTXX O DATSS SUNGGUHHSUNGGUHH NAWWT WRINKLEXX AHH!! WAHHHHHHHH WAHHHH O BUTTT DIS HAWWTSHAWWT NOOO SHADOWWXX EFFECTX OONE AHHH!!

HAWWWTSHAWWTTTOHTAHLEEESINGLEXXCHINXX!! OOMEEGAWWWDD!! LURBBXX MOREE LURBBXX MOREE AHHH NOO EYELINERXX USEDD STWAIGHTT EYEXX SPARKLINGGXX TEETHH N DARKKKDARKKK EYEBROWXX THICKXX N SHAPEYYYSHAPEYY!!

HAWWTSHAWWTT SQUINTT HEREE DEHHH!!
OONEE MOREE HAWWTT HAWWWTT SHOTTT BLURRAYYXX EFFECTXX AHH LURBB LURBBB!!

HAWWTSHAWWTT WENN BLURRAYXX BEECUM CLEARR!!
!!OOMEEEOOMEEE ROSAYY CHEEKXX 2OO MUCHH FLASHHXX THUSS CHANEL BLOCKXX IT WITT 3WEE FINGERRXX AHH!!
SMMOREE HAWWTSHAWWT BLURRAYY EFFECTXX AHH!! OOMEEGAWWWWWDDD GAWWTT SMMOREE HAWWT SHAWWT BLURRAY EFFECTXX AHH!!

NEARINN MIDNITEE AHH WEE WEREE HIGHLEE ATTWACTED 2OO DIS BIGG BIGG KINGG OF BURGERRXX LOGOO AHH THEREFOREE BLCKK N FLASHH PICXX WEREE TAKENN AHH!! DENN WEE HEADED OFFF 2OO DA COUNTER 2OO PURCHASE MA BEHHLOVEREDD CHEEKENN SANDWICHH N MOREE AHHH WITT MOREEMOREEMOREE PAPERBAGGXX AHH!!




NIKEEETURRNXXRIGHTT!!
NIKEETURNXXRIGHTTAHHGAINN!!
NIKEEERIGHTXXNLEFTXXMERGEEXMERGEEXX AHHH!!

CHANELHASKELLRENFREEALI WITTT DA SHAPE OF NYONYA BEESIDE HER POSES WIT HERR CHOCCFONDUEE BOWWL N DEECOVERED DA SIMILARR COLOURXX AVAILABLEE B2WEEN DA BOWWL N HERR TEETHHH!! DISSSS IS SOOOOOSOOOOOOOO HAWWTTDRIPPINNMARSHMELLOWWWWWWWWXX!!

SMMOREE HAWWTTSHADOWXXEFFECTXXXATSWENSONS AHH!!

BLURRBLURRLURBBLURBBONE!! EVWEEBODAYY WANNS 2OO POINTT AT DATT CHOCCFONDUEE LAAAARRR!!

BLURRBLURRSINGLECHINXX2WOO!!
CHOCCFONDUEEWITRIPPLEXXOFCHOCXXMARSHMELLOWWICECWEAMMBANANAACHERRAYYNMOREEE!! DARKKDARKKBUTTGLOWWBLINGGBLINGGOONE!!
DARRKKDARKKBUTTGLOWWTEETH2WOOO!!
NYONYAAASTWETCHHNSTWETCHEDDD!!

INTENSITAYYYOF READINN DA MENUU N STWESS OBTAINED IN CHOOSIN WHICHH ICECWEAMM OUGHT 2OO BEE BOUGHTTT!! O N CHANELHASKELLRENFREEALI FERRGAWWT 2OO SNAPP HERR STICKAYYCHEWAYYCHOCC ICECWEAMM FOTOO AHH!! AWWW!! AWWW!!
OOMEEGAWWDD!!CHANELHASKELLRENFREEALI WITTT DATTT TINAYYTINAYYBUTTTTZEEELEEZEEYOUZZZ BREEKXX ICEECWEAMM AHH!!
AFTERMATHH OF ICECWEAMMBREEKXX OONEE N XCLUUSIVE CUPPXX!!
AFTERRMATHHOF ICECWEAMMBREEKX WITT XCLUUSIVEE CUPP 2WOOOOO!!
AWWWWWW LURBBLURBBB DATT UNDERDAWWGGXX MOOVIEE LAAA LURBBB LURBBBB AT VIVOOCINEMAAA AHH!!

DARKKDARKKBUTTTGLOWWGLOWWTEETHHNCHEEKXX3REE!! WAHHH WAHHH!! BLINGGBLINGG BEEHINDD CUPPOFCOKEE AHH!!

EVWEEBODAYY SHOWW UR HEARTXX 2OO DAT LEMONN FLOATIN ON COKEE NOWW AHH!!
OOOOO DIS IS WAHTT TEE-EEMOKKMOKK XPEERIENCE 2OO AHHH!!!!! NYONYAAA GLANCED AT HERR FONEE N SMILEDD AT HER FONEE DESPITE HAVINN DA CAMERAALENS NAWWT EVEN FACIN HERR AHH!!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
DATT HEARTTXXHEARRTXXNLURBBXLURBBXX ZOOMEDD IN BWEEKXX TINAYY ICECWEAMM AHHHH!! I NOOEE I NOEEE LYKK PROFESSIONALL AHH AT FIRSTT U TOTT DUNNOO WATT FOODD MAGAZINEE N RECIPEEBOOKK DA COVERRPAGE AHH?? MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!! OOOOO!!CHANELHASKELLRENFREEALI WITT TINAYYTINAYYBREEKX ICE CWEAMM AHHGAINN AHH!!
MISSIONNN OPERATEE N CONSUMEE CHEEKEN N HAWWTHAWWTPOTATOEXX FILLED WITT ZEELEEZEEYOUZZ BBQ SAUCEE AHH OONEE!!
AWWWWW DATT BLURRBLURREFFECTTXX OF CHANELHASKELRENFREE ALI AHHGAINN AHH!!
WAHHHHHWAHHH FIRSTTTT SUCCESSFULLL ATTEMPTTT WITT DAA WONDAAFULLLWONDAAFULLLL BLCKKNWHITEE CAMM AHH!!

DWINKKKCOKENDWINKKNYTHANGGLYKKCHANELHASKELLRENFREEALI DOESS AHHH!! SQUINTTSQUINTT OOOSOO!! OONCEE AHHGAIN SHEE INSISTTXX N VERIFIESS DATT NOOO NOOOOOOOO SHE REPEATXX!! NOOOO EYELINERR IS APPLIEDD ON HERR EYES AHHH!!
N SHEE REPEATXX WAT WAS REPEATEDD ABOVEE WITTT DA CHEEKEN BEEFORE DATT CHEEKEN WAS OPERATED ONN AHH!!
CHANEL IS SHOOOSHOOOO CLOSEEEE WIT HERR CHEEKEN SHEE CANN FEEL DA HEATTT OF DA CHEEKEN BEIN EXUDEDD IN2OO HER CHEEKXX AHH!!

FLASHHEDD!!FLASHEDD!!N YEWW SEE DA SHINEE ON BOTH CHANEL N CHEEKENN AHH AWWW AWWWWWWWWW!!
MISSIONNNCLEARERR: OPERATIONN N CONSUMINNGG OF CHEEKENN N HAWWTTHAWWTTPOTATOEXX WITTT BBQ SAUCEE AHH!!! DROOLXXDROOLXXX AHH WAHH WAHHHH!! OPERATIONNN N MISSIONN BEEINN ZOOMEDD IN FULLAYY AHH ZOOMEDD IN FULLAYY!!
MEE MOTHERR DA BAKEDD PASTAA OOSO ZEELEEZEEYOUS SOOO IN DA ENDD I MIXEDD MEE CHEEKENN, HAWWT POTATOEXX WITTT THOSEE HAWWTEELEECIOUSS BAKEDD PASTAA AHH!!

BAKEDD PASTAAA TOHHTAHHLEE ZOOMEDD INN LAAA ZOOMEDD INNN!! WITOUTT DA LINEXX ON DA PLATE EVIDENTLAYY BEINN SEENN AHHH UNLYKK ABOVEE AHH!!
DAATTT BEHHLOVEREDD CHEEKENN WHICHH BONDEDD N SHAREDD ITS HEATT ON CHEEKXX WITT CHANELHASKELLRENFREEALI BEFOREE BEINGGG OPERATEDD UNDERR A MISSIONN N CONSUMEDD AHH!!

HEATTOFFFCHEEKENXXONCHANELXXCHEEKXX AHHGAINN!! CHANELLLWITTCHEEKENNSMMOREENHAWWTPOTATOONEWWEWWWMAYOO AT DA SIDEE OF DA CHEEKEN DEHH LUCKAYY THANGG NOO CONTACTT WITT MEE CHEEKEN AHH!!

BEEHIND NYONYAA BEESIDE DA WALL IN BLACKK N HOLDINN A PEN OR FONE O HER EARR ON DA REDD SEATT BENCHH OVAA DEHH IS DA EMO-INGG BREEKXX WORKERR WHOO JUS NOWW SOBBEDDDD TOHHTAHHLEE EMOTIONALLAYY WHILE TOKINN ON DA FONEE UNTILL HER TISSUEEPACKETT FINI DENN OTHERR BREEKXX WORKERS HAD 2OO DASH 2OO DA NEARBY COLDSTORAGE SMMORE WHILEE SHE EMO-INGG AHH WAHHH SHE TOKK ON DA FONE HER HANDXX FLEWW EVWEEWHERE THREATENINGG 2OO THROWW HER TISSUEEPAPERR WHICH IS SUNGGUHH DA DAMM(HOWW2OOSPELLIFERGAWWT AHH!! DA NAWWTDRYYCONDITEEYONN) AHH AT ANAYY PASSERBYY AHHH!! JUDGINN FRMM HER FURIOUSSSSMOVEMENTT OF HER HANDXX AHH SHEE CANN GAINN SUCCESS AS A POLITICIANN IN PARLIAMENTT WITOUTTT SWEATT OONE AHH!!
CHANELREPEATXXNREPEATXXX!!SHEE REPEATXX AHHGAINN!! NOOO EYELINERR USEDD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
YEWW WANN REEPEAT WATT HAS BEEN REEPEATED AHHGAINN?? CANN CANN!! NOOO EYELINERR USEDD AHH!!!!!!!!! STWETCHHHDATTPICSTWETCHHSMMOREEEE!!
STWTCHHSMMOREESTWETCHHHAHHHH NOWW DA COKEE BIGGERR DEN CHANEL DA FACEE AHH!!!!
SHADEXX IS SUNGGUHHSUNGGUHH DA COMPULSORAYY HEREE AHHH!!!
ILURBBLURBBBEVITAAPERONI XSPECIALLAYY MEEEE BEHHLOVEREDDD GUCCIIII SHADEXX WHICHH I ADORNN NOWW AHHH!!

SQUINTTSQUINTTWITTGUCCIOONEE AHH!!
NOOO!!NOOOO!! I REPEATT AHHGAINN NOO EYELINERR USEDD AHHH NOO HAVEE NOOO HAVEEEEE!! O BIGGBIGGEYEXXWITTGUCCI2WOO!!
I SAYY OOLEDI WAHHTTT SHADEXX BOTHH GUCCI HEREE COMPULSORAYY IN DATTT TOYOTAAGWEYYCOLOUREDD CARR AHH!!
MAAABEHHLOVEREDDHAWWTSHOTTMOREEPICXX AHH!!

COMPULSORAYY EVITAAPERONIISHADEXX IN DAATT CARR AHHGAINNNNNNNNN!!















LURBBLURBBLURBBLURBBLURBBLURBBLURBBLURBBLURBBBLURBBLURBBLURBBLURBBLURBBBLALALALALABLALABLALALALA!!!!!!



Wednesday, September 5, 2007 , 1:28 AM

GWEENNGWEEENNNGWEENNSOCKXX UNRAVELEDD FRMM DUNNOO WATTT MOUNTAINXX OF BERITAA MINGGUU AHHH DENN I MUS HOLDD DIS SOCKXX WIT DA TIPXX OF MEE FINGERXX AHH 2OOO PWEVENTT MEE BLACKKBLACKK FINGERXX 2OO BEE TRANSFEREDD AHHH!! DISSS IS DA WARNINNN ISSUEDD 2OO 2ULANGG N CACKKTUSS AHH WATAAAWATTAAAWATTTTTAABOMBXX EQUIPPED WITTT PUMPXX AHHHHH!! UNFORTUNATELAYYY I DUNNOO HOWW 2OO USE DA WATERRRPUMP BUTT NMMINDD NMMINDD HUMAN GAWWTT BWAIN DENN MAYBEE I ASKK HUDAROXICKK HOWW 2OO USE AHH I NOEE LASTT YEARR SHE BOUGHTT DATT OONE AHHH!!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! SOPHIEE DA CARDD O BUTT YEWW FERRGET 2OOO PUTTT CHANEL AHH CHANEL MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH O NUGGETXX 10% CHEEKENN 90TAYY% AHHHH!!
OOOMEEGAWWWDD AZZAHHDOLITTLEE DA CARDD YEWW CANNN DRAWW BURRTURRFURRLYYYYY AHHH!!!!!! I DINTT NOEE U NOEE I DINTT NOEEEE!!!
WAHHHHHHHHHWAHHHH!! NADIAHH DA CARDD DRAWWIN PUTT ELEPHH-PHANTT NOO TRUNKK AHH BAHHGUUSS BAHHGUUSS WITT BORDERR N EQUIPPEDD WIT NEWW SABOODAYY AHH ORR DA DAYY DOLITTLE SAYY WANN WATCHH MOOVIEE AHH!! NOVEMBAA DA 13TEENN AHHHHHH!!MUAHAHAHAHAH!!

OOOMEEGAWWWDD MEEDUNTT I DUNNOO WATTT YEWW PUTT ON DAA CARDD CANN GLOWW AHH CANN GLOWWWWW!! TEPATTT SEPERTII UZTAZAHHH MEEDUNTT CARD INIII BAHHHGUS UNTUKK MADRASAHHMADRASAHH JUGAA MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!MARHAHH!!MARHAHH!!
OOMEEGAWWWDDD!! DA HANDDWRITINNXX ALL ON PAPERXX LYKK DATT OONE ALL SUNGGUHHSUNGGUHHVELIVELIIIII DA FAMILIERR AHHH WHOO AHH WHOOOOOO????? REVEALL ON TAGGBOARDD AHH REVEALL!! AWWWW GWEENN GWEENNN!! SAMEE COLOURR AS MEE GWEEN BEDD HEADD HAIRRSPWAYY SMMOREE AHH WAHHH WAHHHHHHH BAHHHDAGUUSS AHH BAHHDAGUUSSS!!! MUAHAHHAHAHAHA!!

OOOOO I LURBBBLURBBBBBBB DAAA RINGG AT DA SIDEE AHHH!!! GEE-EE-MOKKMOKK DA CARDDD!!
TEE-EE-MOKKMOKKK DA CARDD AHHH LISTINN DA ENTIREE MENUUUU FERR DROOLLXXX!!!!!!!
OOOO DAAA KUMBANGGG CANN DRAWWW AHHH!! KUMMBANGG DA CARDDD UR ELEPHH-PHANGG STOMACHH 2OO LOWW DENN TAILL 2OO SHAWRTT AHH MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
OOOO CACKKTUSS BEGITUUU CURRSIVENYAA HANDWRITINNMU COMPLETEE DENGANN LEBIHH CURRLAYYY CANDLEXX AHH!!! WAHH WAHHHH!! CACKKTUS DA CARDDD!! I BERRPELUHH PELUHH TRYY 2OO DECIPHERR SUMM WORDXX AHH MUAHAHAHAHA!!
OOOO!! AISHHYULLL DA CARDD FERRGET 2OO ELIMINATEE OONE ALPHABB 'N' AHHH!!


OMAADURRLANGGMAYOOO!!ILURVEEYEWWNLURVEEYEWWTOHHTAHHLEE BUTT!!OONI DA CONTAINERR SHAPE SIZEE N NAWWTTT DA TASTEE AHH!!

IDUNNOOWAHDDISCALLEDD AHH I TINKK FER BOOKXX OR BALLXX AH?? BUTTT NEHHMMINDD!!NEHHMMINDD!! STILL GWEEEENN AHHH GWWWWWWEENNN!!!!!!!!
WAHHHHMOUNTAINEEYOUUSSMOUNTAINEYOUUS OF CARDXX ALLL DUNNOOWHYY BUTTT SAMEE SIZEE HORR!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!
OOOOOO!! 2UULANGG AHH U MISPLACEDD DA YEWW AND I INSTEADD OF MEE AHH LOOKK AT YEWW AS DA SOURCEE OF INSPEERATIONN 2OO ENSUREE EVWEETHANGG FINE ITS TERRBALIKKK AHHHHHHH!! SMMOREE I FEMININEE OONEE HARI RAYAA I USEE HIGHH HEELL I USEE BOOTT AHH!!MUAHAHAHAHHA!!



OOOMEEGAWWWWWDD!!MOUNTAINEEUXX OF EDIBLEXX EDIBLEXXX DROOOLLXX AHHH!!!
GWEENGWEENNGWEENGWEENNNALLEDIBLEE SMMORE AHH!!

!!!!!!EHHHLORRVERREDD LIMITEDDEDITEEYONN MIKEIKE AHH!!!!!!
DAA UNKNOWWNN YETT HAWWTTHAWWTTGWEENN N EYEECATCHANGGG NVAHH BEEFOREE SEENN LICOORIZEE GWEENN GWEENN AHHHHHH!!





CACKKTUSSSS CLOSESS HERRR EYES 2OOO ENSUREE SHEE CANN FEELLLFEELLFEEELL CIKGUUU DA CARR MOVINN AHHHH!! LUCKAYY THANGG AHH U SITT FARR RANGEE AHH IF NAWWTT AHH WEE ALL YANGG SEMPITT SEMPITT CWAMPEDD UPP IN CIKGUU AIR-CONN BLASTINGG CARR CANN BLEEDD BLEEDD INSIDE DEHH WITT THOSEE O!!SHARPPSHARPP!!PRICKLAANGGG LEGGXX AHH MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!DAAA MOUNTAINEUXX OFFF EDIBLEXX FRMM ATOPP N SUMMITTT AHH!!!!!
ATOPPP N SUMMITT AHHGAINN FERR MOUNTAINEUXX EDIBLEXX AHH!!

OOOMEEGAWWWDD DATT OONE ILLUSEEYONN OR ISSS DATT TRUEE AHH DA FOOTT IS DAA LOLLIPOPPPOPPOPPP AHH???





AWWWWWWWWWWW!!MEEEE VELEVATICKXX POOOHHPOOHH LOOKXX ATTT MAAA BLANKETXX AHHHH!! AWWWWWWWWW!! MAA VELVETICKXX POOHH LOOKXX AT MEE CAMM!! DENN NOWW I NOEE WATT INSPIREDD ATIQQNBANANA 2OO BUYY DIS POOHH AHH!! DA FACEE AHHH??CUDDLAYY CUDDLAYY?? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

WENN 2UULANGG PROVES 2OO DA WORLDD DA HERR FACEE SAMEE SIZEE ASSS MEEE POOHH DA FACEE MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! AWWWWW!!INSOMNIAAVICTIMXX MUS TRY SLEEPINN BEESIDE VELVETICKXX POOHH DEEEMED EFFECTIVEE BUTTT MUS KEEP SEVERRAL DISTANCEE 2OO PWEVENTT ANAYY CONTACTT WIT DROOLXX AHH!!

SHADEESNSPECXX ADVERTISEMENTT AHHH!!






WAAAAAAAAAAHHHWAHHHHHWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! DA STARTINN OF 2OODAYY WAS SUPRAAASUPRAAABAWWRINN LAAA WAKE UPP SOO EARLAYY IN DA MORNINN ASKK MA SISTAA MA MOTHERR MA FTHRR MA ENTIREE FAMILAYY TREE 2OO PULL MA LIGHTT N DAINTAYY FINGERRZZ N FIRMM ASS WHICHH GAWWT STUCKK TIGHTT SHUTT ON MA POSHAYYLISTICKKCUSHAYYCUSHAYY MATTRESS AHHHHHHH!! DENN WENN MEE FINALLAYY ARRIVE IN SKEWWL WE WERE ASKED 2OO DOO DIS !!EYE!!EYE!!OPENINGG!!WIDE!!WIDEE!! REVISIONN FER MATHS AHH SMMORE I HAVERNTT DOO DA EXERCERRCIZEE FERR DIFFERENTEEYATIONN BEECOS SUM OF DA NOTES I HAVERNTT COPAYY U NOEEEE SOOO LIL BITTT BWAIN WASHH SOO WENN TEECHERR CASTT HERR SHADOWW IN FWONTT OF MA FOOLSCAPP PAPERR I MUS PWETENDD PUNCHH FURIOUSLAYY ON BOTHH OF MA CALCUULATORRS AHH IF NAWWTT PYSEHHHHHH AHH DENN AHH MUS ASKK Q SHE ASK MEE I ASKK HERR WEE ASKK EACHH OTHERR!! AFTAA DATT I WOKK WOKK WITT ENJAMBMENTTT N GWENSTEFANII DENN GOO BUYY 2WOO JELLAYYBEANXX DENN GOO WAIT FERR ME FTHRR WHILSTT MAKINN SEVERULL FUTILEE ATTEMPTS 2OO SUNTANN UNDERR DA SUNN XPOSEDD RIGHTT IN FWONTT OF YJAYY DA MAINN GATE BUTTT 2OO OHH!!OHHHH!!NOOO AVAILL AHHH!! DENN AHHH!! WHILEE SLEEPINN N NAWWTT SNORINN BACKK ON MAA POSHAYYLICIOUSS BEDD AHH DATT 2UULANGG GOO CALL THUS MAKINN DA ENTIREE BED VIBWATEE HERE DEHH I TOTT SINGAPORE FIRST TYMM XPEERIENCE EARTHHQUAKKE AHH SOO I EEMEEDIATELEE SAT UP N RANN OUTT DENN RANN BACKK 2OO RETWIEVE MA FONEE OONI 2OO DEECOVERR DA SOURCE OF VIBWATIONN O ACCHULII AHH WENN YEWW TINKK TINKK DA VIBWATIONN NAWWT BADD AHHH!! DA THANGG ARE CROSSESS B2WEENN MEE UPAPA, ISQUEEZEE N USQUEEZEE AHH!!!!! DENN AHHHH SHEE BEEGAN SPARKINN SEVERALL SUSPICIONXX WITHINN MEE XSPECIALLAYY WENN MEE SITTINN IN DA CARR SNOOZINN SNOOOZINN N SNOOOZINNN XSPECIALLAYY WENN AISHH!!YULL!! N MEEDUNTT!! PERSISTANTLAYY GOO CALL AHH N REFUSEEEEEE 2OOO ANSWERR DA TWAPP WHICHH MEE SETT AHH ASKINN WEDAA DAT OONE CONSULTATEEYONN OR TUTORIALL AHHH IF DEYY SAYY TUTORIALL CONFIRMM TWAPP AHH!! BEECOS VIJAYAA OOLEDI VERIFYY DAT OONE CONSULTATEEYONN AHHH!! O DENN AHHH CHANEL HASKELL RENFREE ALI STUCKK THOSE ADIDAS HEELS OUTTOFF HERR CARR N WAS SMACKKED BY DA POWWWERRFULL INSTINCTT 2OO SWOOVE N TURRN 360TAYY DEGWEEZZ AHH!! LUCKAYY THANGG I DOO DATT AHH MEE EYEE CAUGHTT SIGHTT OF TULANGGKUMBANGGAISHYULGEE-EEMOKKMOKKCACKKTUSSNMEEDUNTT ALL DWNN DEHH WITTT GIGANTICKKK REDD THICKKTHICKK PLASTICKK BAGG AHH!! DA WEDAA WAS HAWWT AHH JUS NOWW I JUS BLOWWDRIEDD MEE HAIR IN CARR AHH BY BLASTINN DA AIRCONN ON MEE HAIRR AHHHH TRYY 2OO DOO LYKK DAT TYMM DATT LIVETELECASTEDD SHAMPOO ADVERTISEMENTT AVAILABLEE IN CIKGUUU DA CARR AHH!!!!! SKALII AHHH I SAWWW DIS NONGGGNONGGGGG HANDDD TOWERR OVERR MEE DENN I LOOKK UPP 2OO SEE AHH GAWWT TILTEDD CUPP AHH!! O SDDNLAYY AHHH I WASS FLOODEDD WIT COLD WATERR AHHH!! DENN CHANEL HASKELL RENFREE ALI WAS FWOZENN FERR SEVERRALL SECONDSS AHH DENN SDDNLAYY AHH SMMORE WATTERR CUMM DENN DA SECONDS FROZENN TRANSFORMEDD IN2OO MINUTESS AHH BUTT TANKXX 2OO DA NOWW VERIFIEDLAYY EFFECKKTIVEE SUNNLIGHTT,RAYSS N HEATT THOSEE COLDDFWOZENICKK WATERR EVAPORATEDD EEMEDIATELEE N CHANELHASKELLRENFREEALI SPRUNGG IN2OOO SPLENDICKKALLAYY SHARPP ACTEEYONN AHH!!!!! SHEE JUMPEEDD HERE DEHH N CAUGHTT CACKKTUSS WHOO CAUGHTT MOREE FLOURR AHH!! DENN AISHHYULL I TINKK CAN OPENN UPP FLOURRFACTORAYY AHH DAT TYMM MONDAYY OOSO YEWW GAWWT FLOURR THEREEFORE DA ENTIREE WORLDD SUCCEEDEDD IN DERIVINN IN2OO DA CONCLLUUSEEYONN DATT URR HOUSE GAWWT ENDLESS ENDLESSSSS SUPPLYY OF FLOURR AHH!! DENN AHH IN DA ENDD EVENN DA GEE-EE MOKK MOKK WHOO RANN AHHH WAHHHWAHHHHH LYKK SHOOTIN FER NIKE ADVERTISEMENTT ALL AHHH OSOO GETT FLOURR BUTT ALL UNEQUALLAYY AHH LYKK IF GAWWT FLOURR DA SMALLESTT INCLUDEEE DA SIZEE OF DA FINGERRPWINTT ALL AHHHHH!! DAA BIGGESTT AHH IS OOSO INVOLVINN MEE NIKEEBAGG AHH DA VICTIMM OF FLOURR BUTTT YEWW FLOURR SUCCEEDED IN ASSISTINN DA ELIMINATIONN OF DATTT ROTTEN HONEYY DEWW SMELL USUALLAYY AVAILABLEE IN MEE BAGG AHH!! DENN WEE OOSO DEECOVEREDD DATT IF NOO GATSBYY NOO WAXX YEWW USE SUMM FLOURR NOO NEEDD COLOURR DYEE OSOO WAITT YEWW LYKK HIGHLIGHTINN UR HAIR LYKKDATT DENN YEWW LEAVEE IT XPOSED 2OO DA SUNN WAITT DRYY UPP LYKK YEWW POURR DA ENTIREE CONTAINERR OF GATSBYY OVERR UR HEADD U NOEEE!!!!! EFFECKTTIVEE U NOEE EFFECKKKKKTIVEE!! O BOUGHTTT 2WOO DEELICIOUSFINGERRLICKINNMOUTHWATERINNSALIVAADROOLINN CHEEKENN BEEFOREE WEE STOMPEDD OFFF 2OO GEOGG AHH N I SUCCEEDDED 2OO USEE DA WATERRCOOLERR WATERR N DA BASE 2OO REFLECTT ANAYY WHITEE FLOURR ON FACE ALL 2OOO REVEALL THOSEE INNERRR RADIENTT N BEAUTAYY OONCE AHHGAINN AHH!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! O SMMOREE GOTT WATTT AHHH????







O MONDAYY NAWWT BADD AHH NAWWT BADD DA DAYY 2OO GAPEE N AWEE AT DA DIFFERENTT LEVELL OF HEIGHTT AVAILABLEE FERR BENCHES IN TAMPP JAYCEE DA CAFETERIAA AHHH!!!!! SMMOREE METT SUNGGUHHSUNGGGUHH DA MANAYY PPLEE N SAYAA SUNGGUHH CNNTT EEMAHHGEEN ALL ALONGG DATT GERRL WHOO SATT ONSTAGEE HOSTINN DA ENTIREE SEMINARR WAS ACCHULII MEEE FWENN AHHHHHH DATTT PROFFNOUGATT DA CLASSMATEE IN MADRASAHH NURULL AHH DENN I OOSO DINTT NOEE AHH DATT DATT GERRL WHOO WOREE TUUDUNGG AHH DENN KEPTT LOOKINN AT USS N POINTT POINTT AHH WASS NURULAINRAZALI AHHH!!!!! DENN LATERR WEN MEE SLEEPPSLEEPP AT 2ULANGG DA HOUSEE MAA DWEAMM ZOOMEDD 2OO HERR FACE N MEE WOKE UPP XCLAIMINNNPROCLAIMINN DATT I DEECOVERR N KNEWW WHOO DAT OONE AHH!! EVENN MEE NEIGHBOURR DWNN DEHH AHH O TAMPPJAYCEE NXTT TYM SEMINARR SERVEE MOREE CHEEKENN AHH MOREEEEEEMOREEECHEEKENN AHH N SERVEE IN AUDITOREEYUMM OOSO CANN NOO PWOBLEMM NOOBODAYY WILL COMPLAINN OONEE!! O TAMPP JAYCEE AUDII MUS PUTT CUSHIONN AHH I DUNNOO WHYY INSTEADD OF CUSHIONN DEHH GAWWTT BERIBUU HOLEE FERR PATTERNN DEHH I TINKK GAWTT BETTA VENTILATIONN FERR ANAYY METHANE AHH MUAHAHAHAHAHA TAMPP JAYCEE I TINKK ATTEMPTS 2OO ENCOURAGE DIFFUSIONN AHHH!! OOMEEGAWWWDDD!!! ATIQQHAIRR. YEWW WEARR BLAZERR AHH!! O DA FIRSTT PERRSON I SAWW WAS DIANAA AHH SHE DWNN DEHH USHER DIS USHER DATT DENN OSOO INCWEASE MEE KNOWLEDGEE AHH DATT O NOO NOOO!! DEYY CNNTT TYPEE BCKK OUR NAMES N GWOUPP IN2OO DIFF GWOUPXX AHH MUAHAHAHAHHAHA!! O DENN ATIQQ N BANANAA OSOO GAVEE POOHH DA VELVETICKK CUSHIONN WHICHH WITT A SINGLEE POKE OF DA FINGERR MADE MEE SLEEPPSLEEPSLEEEPPP AHHHHHHH VELII GEWWD U NOEE XSPECIALLAYY WENN GAWWTT INSOMNIAAA I LURBBB LURBBBBBB!! O WENN BANANA BEEDAYY AHH??







O CHANELHASKELLRENFREEALI OSOOO LURBB LURBBBBBBBBB THOSEEEE GWEENGWEENNICKXX PWEZENN REECEIVED 2OODAYY AHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I TURRNED 2OO DA LEFTT SHE SEES GWEEN, I TURNNED 2OO DA RIGHTT, SHEE SEES GWEEN, I TURNEDD BACKK FWONTT N ANAYY ANGLESS, SHE SEES GWEENN AHHGAINN AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! EVENN MEE BEHHLOVEREDD MIKEEIKE DEHH AHH I TINKK I WANN FOSSILIZEE MA MIKE IKE BEECOS AT FIRSTT MEE GAWWT DIS FWEAKAYYY IDEEYAA DAT SINGAPOREE DOWANN SELL MIKE IKEE NYMOREE U NOEEE WAHHH WAHHHH WAHHHHH!! O DENN GAWWTT DIS VELII LOOKK DA INTERESTANGG LICORIZEEE AHH I NVAHH SEE BEEFORE WHEREE U BUYY AHH??????? DENN GAWWTT DIS BIGGGGGBIGGGISDATTFOOTT?? LOLLIPOPP AHHHH!!!!!!! I OOSOO NVAHH SEEE BEEFORE EVEENN AT CANDAYY EMPIREE N COCOAATWEE AHH!!!! WHEREE YEWW BUY AHH WHEREE WHEREEEE????? I WANN PWEE-ORDERR SMMOREE AHHH!!!!! O DENN TEE-EEMOKKMOKK SAWW A BOTTLEEOFCONTAINERR CHANEL HAS NVAHH SEEN BEEFORE OR HASS SEEN BEEFORE BUTTT ITS USUALLAYY BEEN IGNOREDD HUNDREDDDHUNDREDD DAAPURRCENTT AHH!!!! MAYOOOOOOONIZEE AHH MAYOONIZEEE!! O DENN SHEE OSOO GAVEE MEE DAA ENTIREE BERITAA MINGGUUU AROUNDD OOO!!GWEENN!!GWEEENN!!SOCKXX!! WHICHH MEE OSOO NVAHH SEE BEEFORE AHH!! WHEREE YEWW BUYY AHH??? DA BERITAA MINGGUU SHEE NVAHH SPRAWWL OUTTT 2OO MAKEE IT READABLEE SMMOREE AHH BYY DA TYMMM CHANEL SUCCEEDED 2OO UNRAVELLL DA SOCKXX FRMM WITHINN AHHH HERR ENTIRE HANDSS FRMM TANNEDD TURNNED IN2OO DA SAMEE COLOURR AS UR BLACKKBLACKKPENCILL LEADS AHHH!!!!!!!!! O ZWANKKYEWW AHH ZWANKK YEWWWWW!! NXTT TYMM GOO SHAWWPIN2GEDAAGEDAA SURELEE CANN DEECOVERR MOREE THANGGXX UNDEECOVERED OONE LYKK DA CANOFCONTAINEROF MAYOO AHHH!!!! DENN NXTT WEEKK OSOO FERR CACKKTUUSS N 2UULANGG MUS BWINN POWWDAA,FLOURR,EGGX EVWEEBODAYY MUS ISSUEE DEIRR OWN SPOTTT N AIM ATTT VARIOUSS LOCATEEYONS 2OO ENSUREE THOSEE 2WOO VICTIMSS 2OO BEE VICTIMIZEDD FRMM HEAD 2OO TOEE AHH!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!



Tuesday, September 4, 2007 , 6:43 AM

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KHAIRUNIZZAA ATTEMPTS 2OO CHASEE DATTT HAWWTT SILVURRICKK CHANELHASKELL SURFURRR!!
!!JUS TAKE DATT LAA DAT HANDD!!

!!!!WENN CHANELHASKELLALI HAS MOREE REFINEDD CURLXX DENN TULANGGG!!!!!











HASKELL SLINGGXX N POSE OONEE!!
HASKELL BLCKK N WHITEE 2WOO!!
HASKELL NOO DOUBLEE CHIN 3REE!!
!!UNNBOTAKK WENTWORTHH MILLERR GAWWT HAIRRR!!





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