Friday, August 31, 2007
, 8:26 PM
!! GIGANTUOUSSSS BLOOODDAYYY CUTTXX BIGG N SMALL N MOREE CUTTXX SUMM ZOOMEDD INN N OUTTT AVAILABLEE BEEELOWWW!!  !!OOOMEEGAWWWDD CHANELLL LURBBXXLURBBXX DEEZZZZZ PICXXPICCXXX OOOO HAWWTTTHAWWWTT!!   !! LAYZEEE TYPEE CAPPTIONXXX SOOO MOREE MOREEEE MOREEEEEEEEEEEEE PICCXXX AHH!!      CHANELL ALI N OWWL WEIQIII WITT PEBBLEXX 2WOOO!! CHANELL ALI N OOWLLWEIQIIIII WITT PEBBLEXX OONEE  !! CHANELALINHUDAROXICKK UNDERR OONE BOOMMBUNGGXX REVEALINN DATT GIGANTUOUSSS CUTT ONN DA LEGG AHH!! DIS PICXX PROVESS DATT ALL 4OURR LEGGXX IN DIS PICXX BEARS DA SAMEE SIZEE N HAS BEEN VERIFIEDD AHHH!! !!WAHHHHHH SEE DATTT BLURRAYY BLURRAYY AROUNDD CHANELALINHUDAROXICKK EFFECTT WAHH WAHHHHHHHH!!  !! OOOOMEEEGAWWWWWWDD OWWLNCHANELWITTBAMMBOOOXX2WOO N WITTT DATTT ALPHABB[A] BLINGGBLINGG FINALAYY BEINN REVEALEDDD AHH!! !!OWWLLNCHANELWITBAMMMBOOXXOONEE!! !!! OOMEEGAWWWWWWDD ITS DATT BIGGGBIGGGBIGGGBLOODAYYY GIGANTICKKKTICKK CUTT AHH!! ( WITT NOO LEGG HAIRR ) !!CHANELLLALINHUDAROXICKK UNDERR OONE BOOMMBUNGGG AHHH!! WAHHH WAHHH WAHHHH!! DATT WAS DAA REDD SLIDEE FATAIMAZZ AJINAMOTOZZ KAZAIMAZZ N GWANNAYY STAREDD WHILEE DAT WASS DATTT ASS HUDAROXICKK GAPEDD AHH!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  WAHHHHH!!WAHHH!!WAHHH!!OONE2WOO3REEE N AZZAAHEEPP-OOO,CHANELLLALI N HUDAROXICKK LIFTTXX THEIRR LEGGXX LYKK DATTTFERR FWEEEE!! AWWWW!! AWWWW!! AWWWW!! MWEE DURRLANGG FATAIMAZZZ AJINAMOTOZZ KAZAIMAZZ N GWANNAYY STARESS ATT DA SLIDEE OVAA DEHH INTENSELAYY N WITTT FURAYY WHILEE ATTEMPTIN 2OO ADVERTISE THOSEE ADIDAS SHOOOEEXXXXXX!! !!OOMEEGAWWDD!!HUDAROXICKKK!!YEWW GAWWWTT BOOBBXX AHH????? YEWW GAWWTT YEWW GAWWWTT!! AWWWWWW!! CHANEL ALI'S KINDNESS WAHH WAHH WAHH!! DURRLANGGDURRLANGGCHEEKIXXCHEEKIXXONTICTACKXX2WOO AHHGAINN AHH!! GAWWT MOREE TICTACKXX LIMITEDD EDITEEYONN PICC UNTILL DIS MARRBERRLOOUS SECURITAYY GUARDD STOMPEDD IN N SAIDD " DO YEWW NOEE HOWW OLD YEWW AREE?? ARE YEWW 12ELVEE??" DENNN WEE REPLIED 2OO EACH OTHERR N NODDEDD DENN SAIDD " YESHH WEE ARE IN OURR HEARTXX N SOULXX!!" DENN WITT OONE WHIFFF OF DA SECURITAYY GUARDD SMELLAYY YETT HAIRAYY HANDD WE WERE SHOOEDD OUTT AHH!! SHOOEDD U NOEE SHOOEDD!! OOOMEEGAWWWDD!! DURRLANGGXXCHEEKIXXCHEEKIXXONTICTACKXXOONE!! CHANELLALI N FATAIMAZZZ AJINAMOTOZZ KAZAIMAZZ WHILSTT ADORNINN HUDAROXICKKXX SHADESSS AHHH!! CHANELLLALI N HUDA ROXICKKKKXX CANN DWINKK COKE UNTILL YEWW HUDAROXICKK OFFERR N POUREDD DA SAMEASCOKECOLOURR BUTTT ICELEMONTEA IN2OO MA COKEE AHHH!!  SEEEEEEE!! SEEEE!! I VELIIVELII DA KINDD I PUTT MWEE DURRLANGG PIC WENN CHANELDURLANGG NAWWT IN DA PIC SOOO AZZAAHEEPP-O N OWWL MUS SEND MEE FWENSTAA COMMENTTXX AHH!! ZANKK YEWW ZANKK YEWWW!!  !!HAWWTTTANNEDLEGGXX,CHAIRXX,SHADEXX,HAIRR,FILEXX N BEETLEXXX!! O N DWINKXXX!! DISS PICC AHH DA FACEE SUMTHANGG WRONGG LIL BITT AHH FER CHANEL BUTTT DA EYES AREE ACCURATEE HORRRR!! AZZAAHEEPP-OO=CHANELALIIII=WEIOWLLQIIII!! OOO!!OOO!! MWEE DURRLANGG CHEEKIXX CHEEKIXX 3WEEEE!!  !!OOO!!OOO!! MWEE DURRLANGG CHEEKIXX CHEEKIXX 2WOO!!  OOOO!!!OOOOO!! MWEE DURRLANGG CHEEKIXX CHEEKIXX OONEE AHH!! !! O!!CHANELHAZIYAHALI!!SHADESATTSTARBUCKXX!! WEN.CHANEL.ALI.LAYZEE.TYPEE.TYPEE.SHE.GOO.POSTT.POSTT.MILEEYONXX.OF.PICXX.DENN.AFTERR.HER.FINGERXX.REGAIN.ENERGAYY.SHE.WILL.POSTTT.OONE.SPLATTEREDD.FULL.OF.DETAILS!! THURSSMANGG-GOOGOOGOOOGOOO DAYYY!! [ OOO!!OO!! I SCROLLED MA PIC FILEXX UPP N DOWWN OONI 2OO DEE-COVER I FERGETT 2OO UPPLOADD DA PICXX N VIDEEYOOS FERR DATT DAYY AHH!! ] FWIDAYYTEE-CHERXXDAYY!!HAWWT!!HAWWT!! 1) WAHHH DIS VELIVELIVELIVELIVELI NIZEE GAMEE CALLED SOFTBALL I DUNNOO WHYY DA BALL DEYY GIVEE NAWWT SOFT OSOO DA GLOVEE DEY GIVEE SOO SMELLAYY SMMORE DENN DA STICKK DEYY GIVE DA SURFACEE AREA SOO SMALL AHHH DENN WENN MA TURNN 2OO BATT DA BALL OOWAYS MISHH BY 1 OR LESSERR MM U NOEE!! DA PLACE WHEREE WE PLAYY OSOO VELIVELIVELIVELI KERR-LEEEENNN HORR!! EARLAYY IN DA MORNINN I USEDD SHOES DAT ARE PURELAYY SILVERR IN COLOURR WITT LACES DATT ARE SPOTLESS ORANGEE U NOEE!! UNFORTUNATELAYY AFTERR DA GAMEXX OF SOFTTBALLXX MA SHOES TRANSFORMED IN2OO CONTRACTORR BOOTXX COLOURR WHOLE THANGG BROWWN BROWWN U NOEE!! 2) WAHHHHH AFTAA SKEWWL ENDD AHH DA WAITT FERR DA 969INEE EQUIPPED WITTT MA BEHHLOVEREDD SOOTHIN2OOMATHERR-ROATT BUTTERICKKXX VICKXX N SPICAYY MCDONALDD CHEEKENNXX AHH I MUS STANDD DEHH N WAITT FERR DUNNOO HOWW MANAYY HOURS AHH!! WENN BUS FINALLAYY REACHH EVWEEBODAYY IN SKEWWL AHH OOLEDI PURRFORMINN AHHHH WHYYWHYYWHYYY BEECOS STEWWPID BUSS VELII NONGG WHYYWHYY BEECOS TYREE PANCETTT SMMORE IN DA BUS AHH AISHAHH GOO CALL DENN WENN I WANN ANSWERR DA FONEE DRAWPP AHH LUCKAYY THANGG NVAHH BWEAKK IN2OO MILEEYONN PIECESS OR LANDD ON STAIRCASEE IN BUS DEHH AHH!! DENN SMMORE DA JOURNAYY GOO TAMPP AHH CHANEL SAT AT DA REARR DEHH IN DA MIDDLE IN B2WEENN OONE TEMASEKK POLAYY STUDENTT N OONE HUMONGOUSSGIANTT WHOO SLEPTT DEN WENN BUS SWERVEE HERE DEHH HE LANDEDD SIDEWAYS ON CHANEL WHOO OOMOS SUFFOCATEDD AHH!! DENN WENN FINALAYY REACHH EASTPOINTT SYNCRONIZANGGLAYY WITT LIANNIHUBBAYY DA ENTIREE CHANGKATTIANXX OOLEDI GOO HOMEE AHHHH BUTTT GEWWD OOSO GAWWT MEETT BERIBUU OUTTSIDEE AHH DENN AS PLANNEDD AHH WEE MEETT OUTSIDE STARBUCKXX DEHH BUTTT NAWWT AS PLANNED BEECOS DA RESTT GOO SKEWWL OOLEDI I HAVERNTT AHH SMMORE I WANN COLLECT MA AMITAHH BACHHCHANN PICC AHH DENN SMMORE ALL DA TEECHERS GOO ASKK WHEREE CHANEL WHEREE CHANEL DENN IF I GAWWT MEETT DEMM AHH CONFIRMM DIS BLOGG NONGGEERR NONGGERR OONE AHH!! BUTTT NMMIND NMMINDD HUBBAYY LIANNI N CHANEL BOTHH CAME LATE DENN 2GEDAGEDAA CNNTT ENTERR SKEWWL SOO WAIT WEE 2GEDAAGEDAA GOO SKEWWL LYKK VDOTT.IDOTTP AHH DENN GOO AHH MUAHAHAHAHAHAH VELIII HAWWTT AHH VELIIII HAWWWTT!! 3) DENN CHANELLL WOKK WOKK WOKK WOKK EATT EATTT TOKK TOKKK LOOKK LOOKK STAREE STAREE STRECHH HERE DEHH WITTT DURLANGGLANGGCHEEKIEXXCHEEKIEXX N OOSO REALIZEDD DAT MA GIGANTUOUSS CUTT GAWWT AFTAA GOO POSEHEREDEHH ON SLIDEE AHH!! CAME WRONGGTYMINN AHH WENN I HAVERNTT VEETT MWEE LEGGXX AHH!! NOWW DA LEGG GAWWT DAT HOLE DENN CNNTT VEETT YETT AHH BEECOS IN CASE VEETT ENTERR DATT GAPINGGGGAPINGGGGIGANTUOUSS HOLEE DEHH AHH!! THEREEFORE I HEREBYY PWEZENTT YEWW DA PICXXXPICCXXXPICCCXX AHHH ALL IN RANNDOMM ORDERR!! THOSE EYES WHOO FELL ON 2OO THOSE PICXX MUS RATE THOSE PICXX IN MA TAGGBOARDD AHH ZANKKYEWWWW ZANKKK YEWWWWWWWW!! [ 5) 2OODAYY EVWEETHANGG ACHIN AHH UNLYKK DATT 2.4OURR 10 ROUNDDS AROUND SKEWWL WHEREBYY OONI DA MUSCLEXX ACHEE AH DIS OONE EVENN SUM BONES ACHEE AHH!! XSPECIALLAYY THOSE INVOLVEDD IN DA 90DEGWEE LEGGX ON DA GATEE STUNTT AHH!! SMMORE WEE DID DAT DURINN DA CARRBOOTTSALE DENN NOWW I FERRGETT CHECKK WEDA ANYY BOOTTGAWWTBLINGG NAWWT 2OO BUYY AHH!! NMMINDD NMMINDDD BLINGGBLINGGINBOOTT NAWWMALEE 2NDDHANDD SOOO BEEDAYY AHH BEEDAYY MAUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!! DUNTT UNDERRSTANDD AHH?? WHYY WHYY WHYY?? ASKK IN TAGGBOARDD LORRR!!]
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
, 4:56 AM
PPLEE!!PPLEE!! DA STORAYY ALL STARTSS FRMM DA FINALL N LASTT PIC 2OO DA FIRSTT FIRSTT PIC HERE AHH THEREFORE EVWEEBODAYY MUS SCROLL DOWWN DENN SCROLL UPWARDS 2OO READD AHH!! Y?? Y?? DUNT UNDASTANDD AH?? TAGG OONI TAGG OONI ALL Q WILL BEE ANSWEREDD WIT ABSOOLOOTELAYY NOO HESITATIONNN!!!!YESHHH!!YESHH!! DA FINAL MOUTHH MYSTERAYY IS DATT ALL DA THERR-ROATT FARNEE TICKLANGG FEELIN IS AFTERR ALL NUTHANGG BUTTT AN ILLUSEEYONN N STWONGGSTWONGG BELIEVEE!! THEREFOREE WEN DIS ILLUSEEYONN IS DELETEDD OONE AHH DA SORE THERR-ROATT CANN BEE FELTT STRIKINN AHH FOLLOWED BYY SERIES OF ULCERRS SMMORE U NOEE!! NOWW WATTOO DOO WATTOO DOOO?? EATT MOREE OF DATT BWIGHTT BWIGHTT GWEEN COLOURR ICECWEAMM STICKK LORR SOOO SOOTHINN AHH I EATT DATT MA THERR-ROATT FEELS LYKK A THROATT AHH!!!!! BATTLE OF DA ILLUSIONXX LYKK DIS OONE AHH OUGHT 2OO BE COMBATED FERR WAITT I TINKKTINKK WAIT MUS SWALLOW THANGG(EFFECTIVEE U NOE!!) 2OO ALLOWW SOOTHIN OF THER-ROATT BUTTT AT HOME I TRYY STARVEE MEESELF FERR OONE HOURR QUITE EFFECTIVEE OOSOO AHH DA THERR-ROATT ETC ETCC N BLAABAABLAAA I AM SUNGGUHHH SUNGGUHH NAWWTT A DOCTORR THERR-ROATT AHH!! O!! !!L!CKKDATL!ZARDDONDABOTTLE2WOO!!  O!! !!L!CKKDATL!ZARDONBOTTLEOONE!! TULANGG FACE BIGGERR DENN DA LIZARDD AHH!! MUAHAHAHAHAH!!  !!L!CKKDATL!ZARDD4OURR!! HAPPAYY AHH 2UULANGG HAPPAYY AHH?? CANN SEE UR FACEE BIGG BIGGG AHH!! NOWW MA TEETHH CNNTT SEE FULL VIEWW AHH BIGGG BIGGG SACRIFIZEE BEIN MADEE AHHH!!  !!L!CKKDATTL!ZARDDNUMBA3REE!! 2UULANGG HEARTBWOKENN AHH WENN SHEE SEE LIZARDD ASS N TAILL BLOCKK HERR FACEE DENN I MUS PWOVIDE HER TISSUEE AFTERR SHE GOO WATERFALL UNTILL RAN OUTT OF TISSUEE AHH!! SOOO FINALLAYY 2OO MAKE HERR WATERRFALL SUBSIDEE WEE 2OOKK NOTHERR SHOTT AHH!!  !!L!CKKDATTL!ZARDDNUMBA2WOO!!  !!L!CKKDATTL!ZARDDNUMBAOONE!!  OOOO!!! NOO MOREE MYSTERAYSS WAHTT TYMM 2OO PARTAYY PARTAYYY N SHOWW ME MOREE OF DATT GWEENN LIZARDD LAAA!!!! HAWWTT AHH HAWWWTT!!  !!O AFTERR CATCHIN SIGHTT OF DA LIGHTT N BEINN FLOODEDD BY DA FINALL SOLUTIONN 2OO DA MOUTHH MYSTERAYY TULANGG N CHANEL GWABB MEE-DUNT'S!! PEELLOWW N BEEGANN SHOWWCASINN TEETHHXX N NAILSS!!  !!DATT WAS WENN I SAWW DA LIGHTT!!  !!O DENN AFTERR DA BOMPP-PAYY BOMPP-PAYY RIDEE AHH WEE TOOK REFUGEE AT MEE-DUN'TS!! HOUSEE U NOEE!! DENN WEE POSEDD LYKK PROFESSEEYONALL MOODELS ON HERR MODELLICKKXX BENCHH MADE OF LEATHERR COMPLETEE WIT FWIDGE N FANS AS DA FOREGROUNDD!! DATT WAS WENN!! DATT WAS XZACTLAYY WENN I SAWW DA FINALL REVELATEEYONN 2OOWARDS DA MOUTHH MYSTERAYY!!  !!BLANKETTBYBLACK3REE!! EVWEEBODAYY!!BUS MOVES 2OO DA RIGHTT NOWW!! SOO WEE MOVEE 2OO DA RIGHTT OOSOO!! CUMM CUMM!! OONE!! 2WOOO!! MOVEE 2OO RIGHTT!! MOVEE 2OO DA RIGHTT!!  !!BLANKETTBYBLACKK2WOO!! WHYYCNNTT SEE FACE WHYY WHYY???? PULL HAIR HERRE N DEHH LORR!!  !!OOOOO PUREEPUREE DEFINITELAYY-NAWWTT-TWICKK-OF-DA-EYES BLACKKBLACKKK DARKNESS!! BLANKETBYBLACKKOONE!!  !!OOOOO!!IZZITT MA EYESS OR IS DA PIC WEEELI WEEELI GETTIN DARKERR N MEEDONTS TEETHH GETTINN MOREE N MOREE STARKINGLAYY BWIGHTERR?????  !!!OOMEEGAWWDD I LYKK LYKKK DATT PICC!! I DUNNOO TULANGG HEADD CAN MOVEE UNTILL LYKK DATT AHH, I DUNNOO MA HANDS WERE DATTDATTDATTT TANNEDD, I DUNNOO MEEDONTT HAS A FWINGE N I DUNNOO ELDORAA GAWWT SOO MANAYY HAIRPARTINGGXX!! UNTIL!! I SEE DIS PICC AHH!! MORE INSPEERATEEYONNS N FACTXX AREE ABSORBED IN2OO MA BWAINN AS MA HEADD MOVES SYNCRONIZINGGLAYY WIT DA BOMMPAYBOMPPAYY BUS N DA SWAYINN CAMM AHH!!  OOOO!! WERRR AWEDD BY DATT FLOATINN PAPERR ABOVEE MEE, TULANGG N ELDORAA HEADD!!  !!OONCE IN A BLUEE MOONN, CHANEL ALI DEECOVERS HER HAIRR CENTREE PARTINN N OOMEEGAWWDD IS DATT BRWN STREAKSS ON HERR HAIRR????  O!! N DA JOURNAYY 2OO DA FINALLL FINALLL DAMMNNN LIFE-SAVINN CONVINCINNN FACTUALL REALITAYYY OF MYSTERAYY BEGINNXX WITTT HAWWTTHAWWWTT SNAPSHOTTXX!!  !!DENN!!MA HAWWTHAWWTBUS PIC MOVEDD CLOSEE!! DAT IS WENN MA INSPEERATEEYONN N ALL DAT HASS BEEN SPWAYEDD AT DA SIGHT OF DIS BUS BEEN VERIFIED N OFFICIALIZEDD!! MA MEMORAYY REELEDD BCKK 2OO WEN MEE DOCTOR TOLDD ME MA THERR-ROATT RAWW N ASKK MEE EAT AZA DA LOZENGES WHEECH SAVEDD MEE LIFE AHH O NAWWT LIFE AHH THERR-ROAT OONI AHH DENN DA RECENT OONE NVAHH GIVE DAT LOZENGES BCOSS AHH HEE MAYBEE DINTT NOE IT EXIST SINCEE HE AFTERRALL AHH IS MERELAYY A MAKE-UPPDOCTORR FERR MA REELDOCTORR WENTT FERR LABOURR AHHH!! THERR-ROAT N MOUTHH MYSTERAYY COMPLETEDD BY A 9INETAYY5IVEE PURRCENTT!! BUTTT DENN-- WHYY DA FUNNAYY DISCOMFORTANGGG N TICKLASHHTICKLASHH DAMNN DRYY FEELIN IN THERR-ROATT N MOUTHHH WHICHH SUBSIDES AFTERR CONSTANTT CONSUMINN OF FOOD WHICHH ROLLS DWNN DA THERR-ROAT DEN SOOTHS IT?? DIS OONE CANN CANN NAWWT BADD BUTT SUNGGUH DA FWEEAKYY IF LYKK DAT DURINN BULANN PUASA WENN FOODD CNNTT TRAVELL DWN DA THER-ROATT OONE!! THEREFOREE I PWACTICE HEREE DEHH DENN DENN DENN---- DAMMMNNN EFFECTIVEE AHHHH!!!!!!!! BEECOS OF YETT ANOTHER DEECOVERAYY A DAMMMMNN CONVINCINN DEECOVERAYY AHHGAINN U NOEE!!  !!AUTOO2OODAY!! CHANEL ALI SPOTTED DIS BUSS!! DIS HAWWTTHAWWTT BUS WHICHH SPWAYED ME WIT MOREE!!MOREE!! COMMONSENSICLEE FACTS N INSPEERATEEYONN!! APPARENTLEE, APARTT FRMM MA MOUTH BEINN DRYY I DEECOVERED MA THERR-ROAT IS ALSOO DRYY!! DATS WHYY WENN I DWINKK WATERR AHH WAHH WAHH WAHHH LYKK I DWINKK SAND U NOEE!! DATT IF I DWINKK MORE WATERR MA STOMACHH WILL IMPLEMENT DA USE OF A WASHINN MACHINEE SOUNDD EFFECT WENEVAA I MOOVEE!!  !!DAMOSTTUNGLAMMPIMPLEXXLILBITT PIC BUTTT VIA CONTACTT LISTT SMSESS MEE, FATAIMAZZ, N HUBBAYY LIANNI CAME 2OO A CONCLUSION 2OO INDULGE OURSELVES WITT BIGGBIGGBIGGGGG MCFLURRAYY AS A BIDD 2OO DEECOVERR DEEZZ SWEAT-POURINN MYSTERAYY!! O!! SOOO EFFECTIVEE U NOEE SOO EFFECTIVEE!! I ENTEREDD MCDONALDD LETHARGICKK N SUPAASUPAAEXHAUSTEDD DENN AT FIRSTT AHH I TOTT ALL DA MUSCLES DAT I OWN 2OODAY FAILL 2OO FUNCTEEYONN U NOEE!! DENN SDDNLAYY!! MCFLURRAYY ARRIVED N DISSOLVED ON CHANEL ALI'S TONGUE N WITHINN 5IVEE SEC MCFLURRAY DISAPPEARR LEAVIN NOO TRACEE ABSOLOOOTLEE NOOO TRACEE OF ANAYY ANAYY MCFLURRAYY BEIN POUREDD IN2OO MCFLURRAYY CUPP LEHH!! THEREFOREE I SHALL TAKEE FATAIMAZZ SUPAAAADVISE 2OO JOIN DA MCFLURRAY EATIN COMPETETIONN SURELEE IF YEWW JOIN EATINN COMPETITONN DA WINNERR WUNTT GETT MEDALL OONI WAHHTT SURELEE SUMTHANG 2OO CONSUMEE OOSO FERR CONSUMINN AS A CONSUMIN PARTICAPANTT IN DAA COMPETETTIONN HORR HORRSS?? THUS CHANEL ALI VISUALIZES OONE BIGG PAIL FILLEDD WITT MCFLURRAYY OREOO N MNM WAHH WAHH WAHH!! BORDEREDD WIT DRIEDD ICE LYKK MA SWENSON ICECWEAMM CAKEE INSIDE DA BOXX 2OO GIVEE DA SMOKEYY EFFECTT WAHHH WAHHH WAHHHH TYMM 2OO MELTT AHHWAY TYMM 2OO MELTT AHHWAYY!! SDDNLAYY CHANEL FELTT LYK EINSTEINN ( SHE REPEATS!! ) CHANEL FELTT FELTTT FELTTT FELTTTTT ( ALL MA DURRLANGGXX PLEEZZ TAKE NOTE OF DA WORDD FELT DEHH!! FELTT AHH FELTT!! THEREFORE SHE IS NAWWTT NAWWTT NAWWWWWTT EINSTEIN AHH U DUNT BEELEE U CHECKK DICTIONARAYY!! APPARENTLAYY, DA WORDD FELTT AND IS ARE 2WOO DAMMNN DAMMNNN SEPERATE WORDXX AHH!! ) O SHE FELT SHE WAS EINSTEIN AS A SUDDEN BWAINWAVE OF COMMONSENSICLEESS SMACKED AT HER STATIN DAT DA MYSTERAYYOF HER MOUTH IS RELATED 2OO DRYNESS!! SHE HEADED HOME XPERIMENTINN HER MOUTHH ON DA LEVEL OF DRYNESS ETC ETCC. N SLAMMED 2OO BEDD WITOUTT BLOGGIN YESTADAYY AWWW AWWWW!!  !!DEEZZ ORANGE EFFECTT WHICH BLANKETXX HER INSPIREDD HER 2OO GWABB HOLD OF HER FONE FERR HINTS ON WHYY WHYY WHYYYY HER MOUTH FEELS LYKK DATT!! 1) LOOKK THROUGHH DA 2NDD CAMM N SEE MOUTHH N THERR-ROATT, 2) ASKK EVWEEBODAYY IN MAA CONTACTT LISTT FERR SOS!!  !!OOMEEGAWWD CHANEL FINDS HERRSELF BLANKETED BY DEEZZ ORANGEE ORANGEE BUBBLEXX FERR O!!AB!!SOOLOOT!!LEE!! NOOO REASONN WHYY!!  MOANINN MOANINN ON WHYY WHYY WHYY DA MOUTHH FEELS LYKK DATT WHY O WHYY WHYY??  http://chanelcrunkcheeken.cbox.ws/
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
, 6:31 AM
DEHH DEHH DEHH!! DATT BIGG GIGANTICKK FANN WIT A O!!O!!!OOMEEGAWWWDD!! A FACE BEEHIND N ITS CHANEL ALI ADVERTISINN DATTT GUCCIREDDSHADE WITTT DAT SHAMPOOWEETICKK EFFECTT!!  O!!ITS DATT OONE!! DAT GUCCI SHADE ADVERTISEMENTT IN CLEOO WENN DEYY USE DA FANN FERR HAIRR MOVEMENT EFFECTXX XDXDXDXD!!!  AWWWW!!DASAME GUCCIREDSHADES HEREE!!  FRODO'SEYESSAMESIZEASCHANELSEYES AHH!!  !!FRODO!!DOESNAWWTSTINKK!!ASCOMPARED!!2OO!!DAT!!EVILLEVILLLYJAYYCATT!!WHOODOMINATES!!OUR!!SKEWWL!!CANTEEN!!N!!CHASESAFTER!!CHEEKEN!!N!!MEE!!HONEYDEWWS!!AHHH!!  DISPICCTAKENFRMDAFWONTTHEREFORE-EYESIZESINACCURATE!! WAHHHH HAIRR HAIRR N HANDD HANDD!! O DA PICXX CAMEE UPP UPP AHH!! GUCCIREDDSHADEE!! DUE TO POPULAAAPOPULAAA DEMANDDDD-- CHANEL ALI HAS POSTEDD ANOTHERR ENTRAYYY OKEEE OKEEEEEE??? CHANEL ALI APPARANTLEE HAS BEENN BORN WITT DIS STWONGG STOWNGG KEENN URGE 2OOO REST HER EYES UPONN THINGS DAT ARE CATAGORIZED UNDER DA WORDD ''EXTRA-ORDINAIRRRRR-RAYY!!'' THEREEFORE, CHANEL ALI IS PWOUD 2OO ANNOUNCE 2OO DA WORLDD DAT SHEE IS DA OONI SINGAPOREANN WHOO WANN 2OO LOOKK AT ECLIPSE AHHHH!! BUTTT DENN FIRSTT AHH WENN EATIN MCFLURRAYY 2OODAYY VIA TYMINN OF MERE 5SECS AHH I TOHHTALEE BWAINWASHED MEESELF OF EVWEETHANGG SUCCESSFULLAYY EVENN DAT HAWWREEGEEBERRL THERR-ROATT(O!!SODRYY!!O!!SOUNCOMFORTABLE!!O!!SOT!CKLASHH!!O!!DAMNNTHER-ROAT!!) DENN AHHH YEST I WOKE UP AFTA DA AFTANOON NAP IN DA EVENIN WENT 2OO DA WINDOWW 2OO SHOO ANAYY BIRD WHOO INTENDS 2OO PERCHH ON MA KITCHENN WINDOWW AND WAS BLOWWN AWAYY WIT DA SIGHTT OF A SPOTLESS SKYYY OONI GOTT BLUE COLOURR U NOEE BLUE COLOURR AT FIRSTT AHH I TOT I WAS LOOKIN AT DUNNOO WATT DA POSTERRPAINT LAST TYMM I USE OONE DENN I MIXX MIXX N MAKEE DA BLUE PAINTT DIFFUSE DEHH AHH DENN AHH EVEN DA BIRDD WHICH FLEWW DEHH CANN BEE SEEN STARKLAYY IN CONTRAST WIT DA SKYY N O!!GASP!!GASP!! ALL DIS ARE SEEN WITOUT DA USE OF SPECS LEHH!!! O SHARPNESS SHARPNESS MUAHAHAHAHA!! O DENN DA NXTT DAYY ( 2OODAY ) WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH DA SAME TYMIN WENN DA WORLD PWEDICTS SINGAPORE CANN SEE ECLIPSE AHHH SOOOOOO DAMMMMMNN CLOUDAYY AHH!!!!!! LYKK DUNNOO WATTT HOWW MANAY CANDYY FLOSS FLOATT ABOVEE DEHH DEN PILEE BELOWW DA SKYY WITOUTT GIVIN ANAYY DOWNPOURR OSOO U NOEE!!!!! VELI GEWWDD N ACCURATE TYMINN YEWW HAVEE AWWWHHH AWWWWHH AWWHHH!! UNFORTUNATELAYY, CHANEL ALI FINGERS, BODYY N LEGGX OOMEEGAWWD HER LEGGX AHH 2OODAYY HAD 2OO UNDERGOO N FORGOO DIS DREADFULL TREATMENTT AHH WIT HER RAW THERR-ROAT BEIN SEVERELAYY AFFECTED UNTIL PDOTT.E ENDS DENN DA THERR-ROAT SUBSIDES N SOON BECUMM LYKK NORMAL HUMANN THERR-ROATT LEVEL AHH!! IMAHHGINE AHH!! WHICHH SKEWWL ON EARTHH GAWWT TEECHERS AHH WIT DA LOAN SHARKK ATTEETUDE HUNGRAYY FERR HUMANS WHOO DUNT DOO 2POINT4OURR RUNN AHH?????? YEEESHUNNJAYYCEE AHH!!!! BASKERRDETT BASKERRDETT!! HOWW CUM DIS OONE ALL DEYY NVAHH MENTION DURIN ORIENTEEYONN AH?? I TINKK IF DEYY MENTIONN DIS AHHH I TINKK DA OONI PPLE WHOO STAYY PUTTT DEHH WILL BEE DOSS SKINNAYYLEGGXXPPLE N DOSSBORNEDWIT DA SENSE OF URGENCAYY 2OO RUNN AHH!! JOIN TRACKK LORR DEHH U CANN RUNN RUNN UNTILL UR MUSCLEE ALL SHRINKK AHHH WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH SWEATT SWEATT SMMOREE UNDER DA HAWWT SUNN BY DA TYMM YEWW RETURNN HOME I TINKK YEWW BEECUM HANGUS OOLEDI AHHH WITT DA ODOURR AHH OF BAKE EGG N POTATOO N HANGUSNESS I CNNTT EEMAHHGEENNN TOHHTAHHLEE AHH!! DENN NOWW I GOO POSTT SMMORE PIC PICC OF ANOTHERR BATCHH OFFF NEWWFOUNDD GUCCISHADES OF A MORE PASSE'' ( OLDFASHEEYONN ) CONDEETEEYONN AHH!! N PICXX PICCX TAKENN YESTADAYY WITTT GWANDFTHRR' DA CATT NAMEDD FRODOOOO N SUM OFF MWEE NIECEE N NEPHEWW AHHH!!!!! SOOO NIZEE U NOEE LYKK AROMATHEREPAYY LYKK DATT NONGG NONGGG NOO GOO SEE EACHH OTHERR DENN SEE EACHH OTHERR WEEE GETT BWAINWASHH OF ANAYYY CRISISSMOMEMENTS( LYKK RAMADANN N DRYYTHROATT N HOWW 2OO SUSTAINN AHH XSPECIALLAYY IN YISHUNN DA COMPOUNDD WAHH WAHHH CUMM I TRYY 2OO BERRTWAIN-TWAINN!! ) NOWW NOWWW DA PICXX I POSTT WAIT CUMM UPP HEREE OR BELOWW AH?? !!CHA!!CHA!!O!!ITS!!CHANEL!!A!!L!!AND!!I!! http://chanelcrunkcheeken.cbox.ws/
Saturday, August 25, 2007
, 11:15 PM
NOO PIMPLEXX SOO TOHHTAHHLEEE MCFLURRYY!! CHANEL.ALI.IS.OOWAYYS.A.HANDBAGG(XSPECIALLAYY RATTAN) PERSONN!! 
, 10:11 PM
THERE IS DEEZZ MARVERRLOOOZZ THERR-ROAT WHICH BELONGS 2OO CHANEL ALI!! HOWEVER LATLELYY, DEEZZ BEHHLOVERREDLiEE MERVERRLOOZZ THERR-ROAT OF HERS MALFUNGGSi A L!L BITT AH!! CHANEL ALI VELI VELI VELII VELIIIIII DA PISSED WIT DA THROATT!! ZANKXX 2OO DEEZZ MARVERRLOOZZ THERR-ROATT DA FASTIN MONTH RAMADANN IS SEENN AS SUMTHANGG SUNGGUHH SUNGGUHH DA INTEEMEEDATIN!! DEEZZ IS DUE 2OO DATT FACT DATT EVWEETYM MA MOUTH EMPTAYY WAIT DA PLASTICKKiE N WOODiE FEELiN iN DATT THERR-ROAT WiLL BE FEEROC!OUSLAYY H!GHL!GHTED AHH!! THEREFOREE, SHERR-WEETS LYKK DATT JU!CYYGUMMX, JELLYYBEANS, CHEEKENXX AH!! CHEEKENXX!! N OOSO XSPECIALLAYY HONEY DEWWXX ARE CONSUMED SINCE DEY HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED 2OO BEAR DA MIRACULOUS AB!LITAYY 2OOO CAWWRRECT!ON TAPE N ERASE DATT PLASTICKK!E N WOOD!E FEELIN ON DA GUMS OF DA MOUTHH N WALLS ON MA THERR-ROAT!! MOST LAST!N ANT!DOTE 2OO COMBATE DA BATTLE OF PLASWOODT!CKD!E FEELINN HAS BEEN VERIFIED 2OO BEE MAA BEHHHLOVERREDD BROWN CHEEKEN WITT LOTTAALOTTAALOTTAAA SK!NN N CONTENTS!!! PLOOMS OF SOURNESS ARE 2ND IN DA RANK!NN!! SUM PLOOMS HAVE BEEN DEECOVERED 2OO ENCOURAGE MA CRAV!N 2OO CHEEKENN N HONEYYDEWWS VEHEMENTLAYY STRONGG!! LEASTT EFFECT!VE BUTT STILL EFFECT!VE WOULDD CERTAINLAYY BEE SHERR-WEETS DAT ARE NON-M!NTAYY OR NAWWT STRONGG FLAVOUR!NNS!! USUALLAYY, WEN MA TOTS FILL MA BWAINN NAWWT WITT ANAYY THERR-ROATT TOTS, NOO THERR-ROAT PLASWOODT!CKKD!E FEEL!N WILL NAWWTTT BEE DETECTED U NOEE!! THEREFORE AHH!!! CONFIRM OONE CONFIRMM!! AROMA THEREPAYY CANN WORKK OONE!! SOOO OONE SNIFF OF ANYY AROMAA GEWWD OR BADD WILL SNIFF OUTTT DATT TOTS OF THERR-ROATS AHHWAYY FRMM MA BWAINN!! BUTT DENN AHH CHANEL ALI ANTIS=HER CARR LIL BITT FER DEY MAKE HERR SUFFER BLOCKK NOSE SOOOO EARLAYY IN DA MAWWRNIN AFTER DIRECT CONTACT WIT DA BLASTIN AIR-CON U NOEE!! HENCE,AROMA THEREPAYY DATTT OUGHT 2OO BEE DELIVERRED 2OO CHANEL ALI SHOULLD BE DONE WENEVERR HER NOSE IS DEEMEDD 2OO WORKK EFFECTIVELAYY!! BUTTT CHANEL ALI GAWWT NOO PROBLEMM WIT OTHERR THEREPAYY U NOEE!! LYKK DATT FOOT.REFLEXOLOGAYY.THEREPAYY!! NOWW DAT I TINKK TINKK AHH VEINS ON MA TOES DOOO CONNECTT WIT BWAIN WAHHTT!! MAYBEE CAN TRYY OSOO AHH DEYY PWESS TOES HERE BEND HERE DEHH DENN DENNN DENNNNNNNN----- NOO PLASWOODT!CKKD!EE W!LL BE FELT ON EARTH NYMOREE NVAHH NVAHHH NVAHHH NOOO MOREE!!!!! WORLD PEACEE AGAINSTT ANAYY THERR-ROATT DISCOMFORTS WILL BE BATTLE-FWEE AS THERR-ROATT DISCOMFORTS HAS BEEN SORELAYY SORELAYY!! PHUUUUUUURRCKKK-KANGG DEFEATEDDD AHHHHH!! OOO?? WAIITT WAITT WAITTT!! MA TOTS ARE SEVERELAYY DISTRACTED NOWW!! I TINKK AROMATHEREPAYY IS TAKIN EFFECT NOWW!! WAITT WAITT!! LEMME SNIFF OONCE AHHGAIN 2OO ENSURE DIS AINT NOO HALLUCINATION!! OOMEEGAWWDD!! MA MOMMA IS BURNIN !!HAWWT!!HAWWT!!HAWWTT!!CHEEKENN IN DA OVEN NOWWWW!! LATER I TAKE PIC POST AHH!! SALIVA N DROOLS DAT MELTT OVERR DA KEYBOARDDS WILL NAWWT AFFECTT DIS INTENSE AROMA THEREPAYY OCCURIN RIGHTT NOWW NOWWW NOWWWWW!! WAHHHHHHHHHHH DEEZZ IS IMMENSELAYY EFFECTIVEE LARRRRRHHH!!!!! WHOO WANN TRYY WHOO WANN TRYY?? I TINKK DA OONI PERSONN WHOO CAN GETT WAT HE WANNS AFTERR SUCCESSFULLAYY REACHIN DIS TAWWP TAWWP STORAYY ON DEEZZ HIGHH RISE BUILDIN IS MISTAATURT-TURLL-NECKXX CIKGUUU NAKK TULANGG????? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ( WHYY??DUNT UNDERSTAND AHH?? ASKK ON MSN LORRR DWN HERE CNNT SAY OONE AHH IN CASE MISTA TURTT-TURLL-NECKXX GAWWT COMPUTERR WITT INTERNET OOSO AHH!!) NOWW NOWWW NOWWWW I SHALL POSTT DISSS NONGGG NONGGGGGGG NEWLAYY DEE-COVERED N BLANKETEDD WIT COLOURXX ENTRAYY AHHH N RESUMEE MA AROMA THEREPAYY NEARR DA OVENN AT DA S!LVER K!TCHENN SECARAA SIARANN LANGGSUNGG!! ( L!VE TELECASTERREDD!! )
, 8:17 AM
!!!OOOOOOOOO FINALAYY AHH FINALLAYYY DA FINALLL HAWWTSHADESHOTT1O PICC HAS BEEN SUCCESSFULLAYY UPLOADEDD 2OO DA GUCC!S N CHANEL COLLABORATEEYONN!! OOOO CLAPPCLAPPCLAPP!! <<>>  !!HAWWTSHADESHOTT9INEE SUNGGUHH DA SIMILARR BUT WITT DA BLINDINN LIGHTT!!  !!HAWTSHADESHOTT8EIGHTT WIT DA WAIT OF UPLOADIN SOO NONGGG NONGGG MA FINGERS AREE OOLEDI NUMBB 2OO TYPEE!!  !!HAWTTSHADESHOTT7EVEN HAS BEENN DEECOVEREDD!!  !!OOMEEGAWWDD!!HAWTSHADESHOTT6IXX!!  !!HAWWTSHADESHOTT5IVEE WITT COLOURS BEIN REVEALLLLEEDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!25IVEE 25IVEE HAWWTSHADESHOTT4OURR!!  !!5IFFTAYY5IFFTAYY HAWWTSHADESHOTT3REE!!  !!HAWWTSHADESSHOTT2WOO!!  !!HAWWTSHADESHOTTOONE!!  OOO!!!OOOOO!!!ITS DATTT PINKKPINKK OONEE!! WITT BIGG BIGGGGGG EYES REVEALEDD OONEE!!  http://chanelcrunkcheeken.cbox.ws/
, 7:44 AM
 !!LURBBLAPTAWWPSS''N''EYES!!  !!O!!OO!!!!GATSBYYMODELIXX FOUNDD ADVERTIZINNGGXX!! 
Friday, August 24, 2007
, 8:44 AM
 DA [[BAUSSKAPAKXX]]LEADINDAPICFERDAFIRSTTYMMINHYSTORAYY!!MUAHAHAHAH!! DUE 2OO MECHANICKKALBWAINFUNCTEEYONINNINDAMORNIN, ILURBBLURBB POSIN WIT HANDXX LYKK DATT DATT TYMM QUESTIONNXX ASKEDD WILL HAVE NOO SOLUTIONXX FULLSTAWWPP!!  OOO!!!OOO!!CACKKTUUUUSS DOO WATT AHHH?? DOOO WATT AHH CACKK-TUUS WIT TURTLENECKKXX??? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! CAUGHTT AHH CAUGHTT ON CAMM!!!  !!NOOPIMPLEXXNUMBA2WOO!!CHOOSEDAWHITEXTTTEETHHOONCEAHHGAINN!! <<>>  !!O WENN SPECS OF DA SAME TYPE COLLIDES N REFLECTXX ON TEETHS N TONGUEXX!!  !!OOOMEEGAWWDD!! DESPITE DA BAJUREDDBUTTURRFLYYFLYY OF A PDOTT.E TEESHIRTT YJAYY''S GOALIEE KEEPS THROWINN BALLS N WHOOS DATT WHOO WHOO OOMEEGAWWD WE HAVE DETECTED DA GOALIE N ITS CHANEL ALI!!!! WAHHH CLAPP CLAPP CLAPPP!!! XD XD XD!!  OOOO!!!!! WAHHH WAHHH!!! NOO PIMPLEXX NUMBAA 2WOOO!!!!!!  2oo DA LEFTT EVWEEBODAYY 2OO DA LEFT!! 2OO DA RIGHHT CATS 2OO DA RIGHTT!!  !!NOO PIMPLEXX!!CONFIRMEDNVERIFIEDDAHH!! WHOOS TEETH WHITEXTT??  2OODAY ABB-SO-LOOT-LEE NUTHANGGG HPPN XCPT -- CHANEL ALI HAS OONE PIMPLE!! UNFORTUNATELY, SHE IS A MUSICKKMANICKK!! THUS SHE WILL BE SEEN USIN HEADPHONES 24OURR7EVENN OR BLASTINN IT THROUGH SPEAKERS WHICHH DA SKEWWL IS RATHER ALLERRGICKK 2OO DUE 2OO PRELIMMS!! HENCE EARPIECES ARE APPLIED 2OO HER EARS!! UNFORTUNATELAYY!! OONE PIMPLE POPPED AT DA EAR THERE AND IT BLED AT NITE AFTER I MISTOOK IT FER A MOSQUITOO BITE AHH!! SADNESS AHH!! SADNESS NOWW DA EAR IS THROBBINN WITTT NUMBNESS N I STILL CNNT SEE HOWW DA PIMPLEE LOOKK LYKK!! HOWW DURRLANGG HOWW?? WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 1) DA URGE 2OOO KICKK FOOTBALL OR ANYY BALLXX OVERWHELMED ME IN DA AFTERNOON AFTER EATIN CHEEKEN N HEADIN OUTSIDE DA SKEWWL GATE 2OO DEECOVER DUNNOO HOWW MANAYY SOCCER PLAYERS DEHH WAHH WAHHH KICKK BALL HERE DEHH!!!! DEN KENAA RESIST DA URGE 2OOO SNATCH BALL AWAYY DENN KICKK DA BALL UNTILL HITT DAT BWIDGE WHICH BINDS DA OTHER SIDE OF DA ROAD 2OO DA 969INE BUS STOPP!! O!!O!!! DEN DA SOCCER BALL HITT DA BWIDGE DEH N ( GASP!! GASP!!) IT COLLAPSED!! OOOMEEGAWWDDD!! DEN DA YISHUN MINISTERR OUGHT 2OO WRITE A PETITIONN ASKINN DA PUBLICKK IF WAN MAKE NEWW BWIDGE DENN WEE ALL WE XCLAIMM N HIGHLIGHTT DA NECESSITAYY 2OO !!MAKEEDAMNNBRIDGESWITXCALATORRS!! 2) OOOOO THERE ARE TOTAHHLEE MANAYY!!MANAYY THANGS DAT HPPNED IN DA MORNIN!! FIRSTLAYY-- OVERSLEPT NOo!!NOO!! NAWTT ON DA BEDD!! IN DA TOILETT DA BOWWL DEHH!! NOTT MA FAULTT WATT!! DA TEMPERATURE DROPP UNTIL DUNNOO HOWW MUCHH!! DENN I DWN DEHH WORRYINN HOWW 2OO EMBRACEE DIS TEMPERATURE BCOS CONFIRMM WAIT KENA SWEEPP AHHWAY BY STRONGG GUSTT OF ICE-FROSTT-BITINN-IMMENSELY-FREEZINN WINDD OONE AHH WEN I OPEN TOILET DOORR!! DENN I TINKK TINKK DENN EYE CLOSE DEN ETC ETCC. AHH!! DENN MA FTHRR TOT I LATE AHHH!!! WAHHH WAHHHHH WAHHHHHHH!!! HEE TOT HE DRIVE DUNNOO OONE CAR WIT DA MODEL GOTT F DEN GOTT DA DASHH DASHH DENN NUMBAA 2GEDA GEDAA DA THANG BECUMM MODEL FER SPORTS CARR AHH!! WENN MA FOOT FIRST STEPPED ON EARTH AFTERR DUNNO HOWW MANAYY YEARS ZOOMM HEREE SLAMM RIGHHT SLAMM LEFTT DENN JERKK 2OO DA FRONTT WITOUTT WARNINN DENN BRAKE RELEASED DEHH IMMENSE RELIEF FLOODS CHANEL WAHHH WAHHHHH!!! MA STOMACHH LYKK DA TOSHIBA WASHIN MACHINE YEWW FIND AT DA LAUNDRYY SHOPP IN HOTELL OONE WHERE GOTT HOLE IN DA MIDDLE DENN U SEE DA THANGG TURNN TURNNN N TURNNNN!! WAHHH WAHHH WAHHHHHH!!!!! DENN AHH DA SOUR PLOOMSS CAME 2OO DA RESCUE DENN EAT HERE DEHH DENN WAHH RELIEF FLOODS OONCE AHHGAINN BUTTT DIS TYM ON STABLE GROUND AHH NAWWT ON !!HAWWT!!BURNIN!!WHEELS!! HORRRR??? DENN AHH STILL NOO CHEEKEN SOO I WALK HERE DEHH DEN BUY SWEET 2OO SUSTAIN ENERGYY AFTERR REALIZINN MA KOKO KRUNCHH AHH SUNGGUHH SUNGGUHH DA INSUFFICIENT AHH!! DENN CUMS DA PHYSICKK-ALL EDUCATEEYONN 2OOODAYY!!!!! WAHHHHHH GERREKK AHH GERREKK HANDBALL!! O XCPTT AHH GAWWT SEVERAL DISTRACTEEYONNS FER DA DAYY AH!! = SOO NONG NVAH DOO PDOT.E = SOOO HAWWT = SOOOO LETHARGICKK = SOOOOO SLEEPYY = SOOOOOO DISTRACTED BY DA WRONG-SIZE P.E DA TEE AHH!! = SOOOOOOO JAW-DROPPED BY DA GIGANTICKK GOAL POSTT!! DENN DATT RHINOO CAME CHARGINN WIT DA HANDBALL DEN CHANEL FREAKEDD OUTT LYKK DUNNOO OONE LAYDEE BIMBOO SEE COCKKROACHH FLYY IN PASAR MALAM DENN RUNN AHWAYY GOO 2OO ORCHARD ROADD LYKK DATT AHH!! I GOO RUNN 2OO DA SIDE OF DA POLE DENN POSE!! THEREFORE I CONCLUDE IN MORNINN WAIT BWAIN FUNCTIONN RATHER UNEVENLYY LAAAA!! SOOO DAT OONE ALL MECHANICKKAL REACTIONN OONE AHH!! HOWEVERR AHH!!!! HOWEVERRR!! I GAWWT BLOCKK BALL AHH!!! AFTERR FINALLEE GETTIN ACCUSTOMMED 2OO DA ENORMOUSIS-TICKK GOALPOSTT AHH WITTT DA HIDEOUSLAYY LIFE-THREATENINGG LINE OF RED N WHITEE SPREADD DEHH LYKK YEWW WANN ON MUSICKK DENN TRYY SLIDE UNDERR DA POLEE SEE WEDA BACKBONE FLEXIBLE AHH!!! DENN AHH WEN ACCUSTOMED DENN I OOLEDI SMACKEDD BY ENTHU. AHH!!! DENN AHHH!!! DEYY SAYY GAME FINI OOLEDI AHHHHHHHH!!! WHYY O WHYYY WHYYY WHYYY???? O GAWWT PIC AHH DEHH DEHH I DUNNOO BELOW OR ABOVEE WAIT LATERR I REFWESH DIS WEBBIEE AH SEE WEDA DA PIC IN DA END APPEAR ABOVE OR BELOWW DEN NOWW I WILL RETURNN 2OO TYPIN OUTTT DIS MARB-VERRLOOUS MALAYY COMPOO BOUTTT NUCLEARR WHICH CERTAINLYY GOTT NOO LINKK WIT SINGAPORE OONE LAAA!!! DA OONI SINGAPORE HAS CURRENTLAYY IS PROBABLY METHANE BEECOS SINGAPORE OOWAYS SELL OILYY FOOD DENN MANYY GOO TOILETT WANN BERRINNGG DEN AHH METHANE WILL BE PRODUCED BY AUTOO AHH!! THOSE 2OO DRAINED AWAY BY METHANE WHICH SNATCHED AWAYY DA REMAININ ENERGY WILL BE ASSISTED BY DA AUTO FLUSH AVAILABLE AT SHOPPINN MALLS ZANKYEWWXX!!!ZANKKYEWWXX!! ADVERTIZINGGSUCCESSXX!! U WANN BUY DUNT ASK MEE AH I NAWWT TOILETCOMPANAYYMANAGERRORDIRECTORR AHH!! [[ CAMWHOR!NGG PAST N PWEZENT DEN REALIZATIONN DAWNS!!!!! ------ CAMWHOR!NG IS A FORT'E''!!!!!!!]]   http://chanelcrunkcheeken.cbox.ws/
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
, 7:17 AM
, 6:46 AM
EVWEEBODAYY EVWEEBODAYY!! FIRSTT!! THERE WAS DIS HEAVENLAYY INVENTIONN WHICH DEY USED ( USED ) ( USED ) ( USED ) << WHY DEYY NVAH SELL NYMORE!!!WHYY WHYYY WHYY!!!!!!! O SORRAYYY NOTT XCLAMATIONN MARKXX!! WHYY DEYY SELL DEMM NO MOREE??? WHY?? WHYY?? ** >> UNFORTUNATELY DUE 2OO COST RESTRAINS MA BEHHLOVERED MIKE-IKE GWEEN COLOURED PACKET JELLYBEANN ARE NO LONGER SOLD IN STORES NYMORE AHHHHHH!! FORTUNATELYY IN YISHUN DIS NEW SMALL YETT TINY PACKET OF JELLY BEANS ARE AVAILABLE 2WOO FER OONE DOLLAR DA SHOPP IS LOCATED BEESIDE BUBBLE TEA SHOPP THEREFORE NYBODAY WHOO ENTERS DAT SHOPP WIT DA INTENTION OF BUYYING DAT JELLY BEAN INFORM ME BEFORE HAND THUS I WILL ENTHRUST YEWW WIT DA HONOURARITY OF BOOKING OR BUYINGG 2WOO MORE PACKETS - - - - -BUTT FER MEE AHH TANKKYEWW AHH TANKKYEWWW MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! XD XD!!!!!
, 6:28 AM
<> MEEGAWWD!!>> THANGS OUGHT 2OO BE HIGHLIGHTED FER 2OODAY DA DAY 1) AZA'S KHAIRUL ANNOUNCED SUMTHANG RARE!! VELI VELI VELIIIII DA RARE DAT EVWEEBODAY GASPED IN UTMOST FLABBERGASTED JAWDROPPING SHOCK!!!!! ACCORDING TO HIM HE HAS DECIDED TO DO !!PHYSICAL EDUCATION!! !!PHYSICAL EDUCATION!! U NOE PHYSICAL EDUCATION!!!!! SOOOO EVWEEBODAY AHH 2MOLO BWIN ALL DA CAMERAS U HAVE AT HOME!! EVWEEBODAY YEARNS 2OO SEE AZA'S FIANCE DO P.E AH!! SMMORE WEAR P.E TSHIRT AH?? I DUNNOO HIS WADROBE GOT P.E TSHIRT AH!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!2) BLOGBLOG ENCOURAGES ANY FORMS OF THEREPY ONCE AHGAINN BCOS DEY USE ALL DA SUNGGUHH VELI DA CHIMM WORDS AH LYKK TAGBOARD, TEMPLATE ALL DA T-T-T-T-T-T WORDS NVAHH HEARD BEFORE AHH XCPT MENTIONED OCCASIONALLY ON TEEVEE IN BEAUTY N DA GEEKK AHH!! WAHHH WAHHH WAHHHHHH!! WEN I READ HOW 2OO CHANGE BACKGROUND N DOWNLOAD DA TAGBOARD AH I EVEN EXPLODED IN SWEAT DESPITE HAVING BLASTED MY AIRCON WIT DA LOWEST TEMPERATURE OOLEDI LEHH!!!!! DIS IS SUNGGUHH DA HAWWREEGERRBERRLESS!!3) I DEECOVERED DAT TCHERS DAY IS << NAWWWWTTT>> DIS FWIDAY ITS NXTT FWIDAYY SADDNESS LAA SADNESS!!! WHYY NXT FWIDAYY WHYY WHYY??? DIS FWIDAY BETTERR DEN CAN GOO CHANGKAT I TINKK TINKK WAHHH WAHHHHHHH ONCE AHGAINNN TYM 2OO BERPOSE-POSE LYKK MO-DELL O NMMIND NMMIND I TINKK WEEKEND CANN GOO SHOPPIN DUNNOO HOWW MANYY YEARS I NVAHH BUY NEWW CLOTHES AHH!!!!! EVERR SINCE DIS ALPHABET S, S AND P MERGED AHHHH!!! YEWW DESTROYY ALL MA SHAWWPINN EXPEDITION AHH!! TEPUKK TANGAN EVWEEBODAYY TEPUK TANGAN!! DIS OONE MUS BWIN UP 2OO DA MINISTER AH SO WAIT HE MENTION IN DA RALLY DEN WAIT CUM OUT IN ALL DA NEWS N NEWSPAPERS DEN WAIT DA SKEWL PYSEHH BIGGGBIGGG TYMM DENN EXTINGUISH DA SSP AHWAYY AHHH!!!!! WHOO WANN DOO WHOO WAN DOO?? WATS DA MINISTER DA CONTACT NUMBA?? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!EEEEEEWWWWWEWWWWWWW!!! I SUNGGUHHTOTALLYYLURBB BLOGSPOT DA FONTT!! XD!! XD!!!
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