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Thursday, July 2, 2009 , 7:44 AM

muS VENT AH
VENT OUTT
VENTT OUTTTTTT
VENTT OUTTTTTTT
LAYDEH CHANELL ALI AH
SHE REBONDEDD HER FWONT PART OF HER HAIRR AHGAIN BUT WIT MORE SURFAYCE AREEYAA
BUT DUE 2OO DAA VISUALIZAYTION OF DRAHMAHTYCK HORRIFICKAYTION DAT MAY FLASH AHCROSS DA REDS HAIRDRESSAHS FACE AFTAH SEEIN DA MASTAHPIECE ATOP MA HEAD DEY DID LAST TYMM TRANSFAWWRM IN2OO SHAKABERRL HAIRWAYVES,
I DEHCYDED 2OO O NO AHH I ATTEMPTED O NOO
iWENT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I WENT 2OO AIRPAWRT DEH DA SALOONN
DA OONE BSYDE CUT5MIN SHAWWP DAT OONE BUT NAWWT CUT5IVEMINE SHAWP ITS DA OONE BSYDE
DENN AHH
I REBONDEDD AH
REBONDEDD NIZENIZE UNTIL SHE UNLEESH HER SCISSORS AHH
SADDDDDDDDDDDDD AH SAAAAAAAAAD
O YAAA MUS ADD INN AH
SHE APPLIED DIS PUNGENTT AH
I REHPEEAT AH
P U N G E NT SUNGGUH AHH SUNGGGGGGGGGGGUHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CREEAM AHTAWP MA HEADD
UNTILL GAWWT BLAWWCK NOSE DEH ALL AH
DENN AT FIRST I STILL GAWWT MA ASSYMMETRYCKALL
DENN SHE AHH
SHE ZONNOO WAHTS ASSYMMETRYCKALL
SHE NO CUTT DAT BEFORE
SHE OONI RELYY ONN PYCKCHA
DA ASSYMMETRYCKALL HAIRSTYLE I GAWWT FWOM REDS DA HAIRDRESSAH PARKWAY DEHH GYMME AHH
O WHOO CUTT HAIR SILENT MODE OONE AH??
FEEL BEDI WEEYERRD AHH WEN DOO DAT AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
SOO I TOK AHH TOK TOK TOK TOK TOKKK
O DENN I HEARD HER RINGTONE BOFF DENN I NOE SHE NOE BOF SO WE TOK N TOK N TOK BOUTT BOF AHH
I TINKK WE BOTHH DISTRAYCKTED UNTIL HER BRAINN DA MINDSETT AH
DINT REHLIZE WEN I SAID
T H I NN Y N G THINNYNG THYNNINGG
OF MA HAIRR AH
I MEANTT MA BAAAAAAAAAACKK HAIR NAWWT MA FRINGEE
O BUT NONONONOOO BAYBEHH NONONOONOOO SHE THINN MA FRYNGE OSOO
DENN 2OODAYY 4ORTHH DAYY OF DA BIRTH OF DA THINN FRYNGE U NOE
I SHAMPOOOEDD 2WICE U NOEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
U DUNT BLIEVE I PULL OUT SUM HAIR GYVE U U PUT LABB TESTT AHH
I SHAMPOOED IN MAWWRNYNG N NITE I BWOKE REHCKORD AHH!!!!!!!!!
I NOO SHAMPOO DATT MAHNAY MAHNAY TYMS BEFORE AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!1
DENN I WOK OUT OF TOILET
DEN I SWINGG SWINGG MA HAIRR DA ADVERTYSEMENT WAYY
DENN
DENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
MA NOSE
DETECKTED SUMTHANGG
SUMTHANGG OHMEENOUS O NOONOONOOOOOOO
N I FELL DEEP DOWWN IN2OO DA MOODD OF UTTERR BLEEKNESS OF SHEERR AGONYY AHH WENN I REHLIZEDD
DATT PUNGENTT
PUNGGENT CREEEEEEEEM SMELL STYLL ON MAAA HAIRR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YY TELL MEE TE TE TE TEELLLL ME WHYYYY WHYY WHYY???
HOWW 2OO REHMOOVE AH??
HOWW 2OO MAKE HAIR GROWW FASTAHH??
I GAWWT INSPEERAYTIONN FER NEXTT HAIRSTYLE OOLEDI AHH!!
NOWW I DOWANN TRY OUTT OTHAA HAIRDRESSAHHS 2OO COMPARE COMPARE SEE WHEECH OONE BETTAHH AHNYMORE
I GOOWIN STYCKK 2OO REDDS WHERE IF REBONDD HUNGRYY IN FWONT GAWWT BISCUITT N WAHTAHH
DENN DEH NOO NEED SHOWW PICKCHA
DEY SEE UR FACE STARE STARE DENN GYVE OUTT WUNNZAHFOOOOLL SUGGESTIONN I WANN I WANN I WANN GARAGARAGARAGOOOO REDDDS AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHYY ALL DA PICKCHAS I PWESS POSTT DEN DEY SAY POSTT BUT DENN NOO HAVE WEN I GOO SEE AHH?? AHNNAWYINGGGGG
TOHTAHLEE TOHTAHLEE DA TECHKNOPHOBYCKK



Sunday, June 7, 2009 , 5:51 AM

AYAAAAAAAAAAYAA RAMBOOTS I WANN AHH RAMBOOOOOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! CEREALL MOHDELL





LAYDEHS N GENTERLMENNNNNNS



HAZIYAH CHANEL ALI HAS OFFICEEYAHLEE PROCLAIMED



DATT DIS BLOGG HAS BEEN



POUNDEDD BACKK TAHH LIVE AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



BUT REELI AH REELI



20O9 DA YEAR IS



WAHH I YAWWNYAWWN UNTIL MA EYES WAHTERR OUT OF BAWRDOMM



WENN DAT BIGG BIGG ALPHAB A IS ACCOMPANIED BY DAT LEVELS WORRD SLAMMS IN 2OO CHANELL ALI IN 2O09 DA SECURITAY LEVELL HAS BEEN TIGHTENEDD AHHHHHHH!!



O NOO AHH ACCHOOLEE NAWWT REELI AH



DA RECENNT WEEKK AH



DA FIRSTT WEEK OF JUNE AHH



I INCULCAYTE DA NONSTAWWP



REHTURN HOME AT 9INE DA PLUSPLUS DEHH



SUMM GOO 2OO DATT NOVENAA AHH WHERE I RCEIVE MA DOUGHNUTT BLISSSSSSSSSSSS



DENN SUMM GOO I CAHNNAWT RMEMBA



BUT SUMTHANG MUS BE REVEALLED AH



WAHHHHHH



WAHHHHHHHHH



WAHHHHHHHHHHHH



MUS AHH MUS



OMAAAAAAHGAWWHRRDD



I WALKK FARR FARR WIT MA HEAD TURNINGG 36ODEGREE FYNDYNGG FER MA FTHR CARR AT TAMP MALL



DENN I SAWW SUM LEMBUU GUYY FWOM MA SEC SKEWWL AHH



WAHHHHHHHHHLAOOOOOOOOOOOO



HE GOO GYMM EVWEEDAYY AHH?!?!?!?!??!?!



O NMMIND NMMINDD



SOOON U FACE ONE IMPENDYNG TONED YET SEXAYY COMPEHTITORR



COMPETITORR NAME MAYY SUMHOWW



BE DIS HUMANN TYPIN OHVAHH HERE 2OO KYCKK OFF N AHWAYY ALL BAWRDOMM MOLECULLES AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!



SHES HAWWTHAWWT DATTT YALL BONES WILL TURN TAHH JELLAYYY



HERR NAMES



HAZIYAH CHANELL ALIIIIII!!!!!!!!






O BY DA WAYY AHH


AYAAAYAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!


I RINDOOO PADAMOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!


RAMBOOTKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!


I WANN REBOND I WANN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN WANN O BUT CAHNNAWWT AHH


OOLEDI SPLURGE 3RIPLE DYGIT NUMBAS ON DA CHEQUE FER 3RIPERRL DIGITT ALPHABB THANGG AHHHHHHHHH!!


AYAAYYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!





Saturday, June 6, 2009 , 11:22 PM

O YESH YESHH YESHH
DA MOHMENT AWAITED WILL ARRYVE SOOOOOOON
AFTAHH CHANEL ALI FOUNDD A NEWWW SKINN FER DA BLOGG AHHHHHHH!!
WAHH WAHH MISTAH POHTAYTOHH GAWWT NEWW PACKAYGINGG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!



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